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He Who Walks with Wind & She Who Sings to Stones

por Bill Tiepelman

He Who Walks with Wind & She Who Sings to Stones

Of Beards, Boots, and Bad Decisions Long before the forest whispered their names into the moss, He Who Walks with Wind was just a humble (and slightly scruffy) gnome with a spectacularly oversized feathered headdress — the sort of thing that made squirrels pause mid-acorn. His boots were too big, his beard was too wild, and his sense of direction was... well... wind-dependent. His friends in the woods often joked that he had the charm of a river rock — hard to hold onto and prone to vanishing downstream after a bottle of pineberry wine. But everything changed the day he stumbled (quite literally) into She Who Sings to Stones. Now, she was no ordinary forest maiden. No sir. This was a woman who could calm a thunderstorm with a side-eye and convince even the crankiest badger to hand over his last berry tart. She wore a headdress of feathers softer than secrets and robes woven from mountain twilight. And worst of all (for him)... she caught him singing to his own reflection in a puddle. "Nice voice," she said, her words like warm honey but with the sharpness of a pebble in your shoe. "Do you serenade yourself often, or am I just lucky today?" And just like that — he was doomed. In the best, most embarrassing way possible. From that moment on, they became the forest’s worst-kept secret. The loudest whisper. The odd couple that critters gossiped about endlessly. He brought clumsy poems carved into sticks. She responded with mossy hearts on his walking path. He accidentally wooed her with terrible fishing skills. She let him believe he was mysterious (he wasn’t). And thus began their legendary love story — one filled with mishaps, stolen kisses behind pine trees, and enough awkward glances to fill a hollow log. View His Collection | View Her Collection Of Stones, Songs, and Stolen Things It didn’t take long for the forest to realize that He Who Walks with Wind and She Who Sings to Stones were absolutely terrible at keeping things casual. For one, their “chance encounters” were happening so often that even the mushrooms started rolling their eyes. After all, how many times can two gnomes “accidentally” meet at the same mossy log at the exact same twilight hour without the universe winking suspiciously? But there was something about her that unraveled him. Maybe it was the way her voice floated between tree roots like a lullaby only rocks understood. Or the way her smile could disarm even the sharpest thorn bush. Or — and he would never admit this aloud — the way she stole things. Oh yes. She Who Sings to Stones was a notorious thief. Not of valuables — no. Her crimes were far worse. She stole moments. She stole his awkward pauses mid-sentence and replaced them with knowing glances. She stole the roughness from his voice with every quiet laugh. She even stole his lucky acorn — the one he swore protected him from wandering skunks (it didn’t). He found it days later tucked beneath his pillow with a note: "Protection only works if you believe in something bigger than your beard. —S" But he wasn’t innocent either. He Who Walks with Wind was a collector too — of her songs. At night, when the forest hummed low and the stars yawned above the treetops, he would follow the soft echoes of her voice. Never too close. Never letting her see. Just close enough to catch pieces of melody drifting like dandelion seeds — fragile, weightless, impossibly precious. He began carving her words into stones. Not fancy stones. Not polished gemstones. Just regular forest rocks — the kind most gnomes kick absentmindedly. But to him, these were sacred. Each carried one word of her songs: “Patience” “Kindness” “Wild” “Enough” He placed them like breadcrumbs through the forest — a map only she could read. And of course... she found them. One by one. Because she was the sort of woman who always found what was meant for her. One morning, after a night of restless dreams about her laughter echoing in the hills, he woke to find a perfect circle of stones outside his door. His stones. His words. Returned — but now surrounded by tiny wildflowers and mossy hearts. The message was clear: "If you want me — walk the path you’ve started." And so, for the first time in his rambling, wandering life... he walked with purpose. Not with the wind. But toward her. This was no longer a story of solitude. This was a story of two souls circling each other — stubborn, playful, fierce — until the forest itself held its breath. Of Forest Gossip, Awkward Kisses, and the Very Bad Squirrel Incident The thing about forest creatures is — they talk. Not just the whispery, rustle-in-the-leaves kind of talk. No. Full-blown, scandal-hungry, gossip-mongering chatter that would put any village marketplace to shame. And when the subject was He Who Walks with Wind and She Who Sings to Stones... well, let’s just say the squirrels were holding meetings. “Did you see him trip over his own staff yesterday trying to look heroic?” “She smiled at him again. That’s the third time this week. It’s basically a marriage proposal.” “I give it two more days before he tries to build her a house made entirely of sticks and regret.” Even the owls — who usually prided themselves on dignified silence — were side-eyeing from the treetops. But despite the forest-wide commentary, their story kept weaving itself in unexpected ways. Take, for example, the Very Bad Squirrel Incident. It all started when he — in a misguided attempt at romance — decided to gather her favorite forest berries for a surprise breakfast. What he didn’t know was that those particular berries were under the jealous watch of the local squirrel matriarch — a wiry old beast known as Grumbletail. The moment his clumsy hands reached for the berries, the squirrels launched a coordinated attack with the kind of ferocity usually reserved for territorial foxes and bad poetry readings. He arrived at her cottage hours later — scratched, tangled, missing one boot, and carrying exactly one sad little berry in his dirt-covered palm. She blinked at him, standing there like a wind-blown scarecrow of embarrassment. “You absolute fool,” she whispered. But her eyes — stars above, her eyes — were sparkling with something wild and dangerous and impossibly soft. And then — because the forest gods have a twisted sense of humor — it happened. The First Kiss. It wasn’t elegant. There was nothing poetic about it. He leaned in at the exact moment she turned her head to laugh and the whole thing ended with a bumped nose, an awkward tangle of beard, and her muffled giggle against his chest. But when their lips finally met — really met — it was like every stone he’d ever carved, every word he’d ever stolen from her songs, every ridiculous misstep... finally made sense. The wind forgot to blow. The trees leaned in closer. Even Grumbletail — watching from a safe distance — begrudgingly approved. Afterwards, sitting beneath a crooked old pine, they laughed until their sides ached. Not because it was funny (though it absolutely was) — but because that’s what love felt like for them: Messy. Ridiculous. Beautifully imperfect. As the sun melted into the horizon, she poked him gently with her finger. “If you ever steal berries from Grumbletail again, I’m not saving you,” she teased. “Worth it,” he grinned, pulling her close. And just like that — two souls who had spent a lifetime walking alone... began learning how to stay. Of Vows, Feathers, and Forever Things The forest had been waiting for this day for longer than it would ever admit. Word had spread faster than a startled rabbit — He Who Walks with Wind and She Who Sings to Stones were getting married. And let me tell you — no one throws a celebration like woodland creatures with too much time and too many opinions. The Preparations Were... Something The owls insisted on handling the invitations (delivered in tiny scrolls tied with fern ribbons). The badgers argued for three days about what type of moss made the best aisle runner. Grumbletail the Squirrel — yes, that Grumbletail — shockingly volunteered to oversee security, muttering something about "keeping things civilized." The ceremony location? The Heartstone Clearing — a sacred, wildly overgrown circle deep in the woods where stones hummed if you listened close enough... and where countless gnome love stories were rumored to have begun (and ended, often with dramatic flair). The Bride Was Magic She Who Sings to Stones wore a gown stitched from twilight — soft greys, rich earth tones, and wildflowers braided through her long silver hair. Her headdress was adorned not just with feathers, but with tiny carved stones — each one gifted to her by him over their impossible journey together. She looked like a song made visible. The kind of song that quiets storms and stirs ancient roots. The Groom Was... Trying His Best He Who Walks with Wind was absolutely, hopelessly nervous. He’d polished his boots (which promptly got muddy). He’d combed his beard (which immediately tangled in a rogue twig). His headdress was slightly crooked. But his eyes... his eyes never left her. As she stepped into the clearing, every creature — from the smallest beetle to the loftiest owl — felt it: This wasn’t just love. This was home. The Vows (Improvised, Of Course) He cleared his throat (twice). "I never knew the wind could lead me somewhere worth staying. But you... you are my stone. My song. My forever place." She smiled — that maddening, beautiful, secret smile. "And I never knew stones could dance... until you tripped over every single one on your way to me." Laughter echoed through the clearing — loud, wild, utterly perfect. The Forest Rejoiced The celebration that followed was the stuff of legend. The rabbits organized an impromptu berry feast. The foxes provided slightly questionable musical entertainment (there was howling). The squirrels, begrudgingly, allowed dancing beneath their favorite trees. And the stars? Oh, the stars stayed out far later than usual — winking knowingly over two gnomes who had somehow turned awkward missteps and stolen glances into something breathtakingly permanent. And As The Night Faded... They sat together, tangled in each other, surrounded by stones and feathers and laughter that would echo in the woods for generations. "Home," he whispered into her hair. She nodded. "Always." And So Their Story Lives On... In the stones that hum when the wind passes through. In the feathers caught in the branches long after they’ve gone to bed. And in every ridiculous, wonderful, perfectly imperfect love story waiting to happen just beyond the trees.     Bring His Story Home Some stories aren’t just meant to be read — they’re meant to be lived with. He Who Walks with Wind carries with him a spirit of wild adventure, quiet romance, and the kind of humor only found in the heart of the woods. Now, you can bring his legendary presence into your space — a daily reminder that love, laughter, and a little bit of mischief belong in every corner of your life. Metal Print — Sleek, bold, and perfect for a space that echoes with adventure. Canvas Print — Rustic charm meets timeless storytelling for your walls. Tapestry — Let the wind tell his story across fabric flowing with forest magic. Fleece Blanket — Curl up in cozy folklore and daydream of distant woods. Throw Pillow — A soft landing for tired adventurers and dreamers alike. Every Piece Tells a Story Let his quiet strength, mischievous spirit, and legendary heart become part of your everyday world. Whether on your walls, your couch, or wrapped around your shoulders — his journey is ready to continue with you. Explore the Full Collection →     Let Her Quiet Magic Find You She Who Sings to Stones doesn’t shout her wisdom — she leaves it tucked in corners, resting on shelves, and humming softly beside you in moments of stillness. Her story is one of grace, patience, and secret strength — and now her spirit can dwell in your space in beautifully crafted ways. Acrylic Print — Sleek clarity capturing her timeless quiet beauty. Framed Print — A classic heirloom piece for a heart-centered home. Tote Bag — Carry her story with you — to markets, to forests, or wherever you wander. Greeting Card — Send a small, powerful blessing into someone else's world. Sticker — A tiny, mischievous reminder to listen for the quiet songs in life. Her Presence Lingers Long After the Song Whether decorating your favorite reading nook, becoming a cherished gift, or adding a whisper of magic to your day — her story is ready to walk beside yours. Explore the Full Collection →     Epilogue: And the Forest Just Kept Smiling Years later — deep in that same wild forest where it all began — they are still there. He Who Walks with Wind still gets lost on purpose sometimes. (Old habits, old boots.) He still carves her words into stones when he thinks she isn’t looking. And yes — he still sings badly to puddles on quiet mornings... because now she sings along. She Who Sings to Stones still listens for stories the wind forgets to tell. She still leaves him tiny gifts in strange places — feathers braided with wildflower threads tucked into his coat pocket, small heart-shaped stones placed along his wandering paths, notes scrawled with things like: "Don’t forget berries (Grumbletail is watching)." They built a home together — if you can call it that. Part cottage, part moss-covered miracle, part falling-apart-on-purpose. It smells of pine needles, old books, and laughter that never learned how to be quiet. The forest watches them — still — with that old, knowing smile. And the Animals? The squirrels still gossip (they always will). The owls still judge. The rabbits still host awkwardly loud dinners near their porch. But ask anyone — ask even the grumpiest badger — and they’ll tell you: This is how the best stories end. Not with grand adventures. Not with epic quests. But with two foolish souls who chose to stay — tangled together in feathers, stones, and all the wonderfully ordinary magic of forever. And Somewhere... Right Now... She’s humming. He’s tripping over a tree root. And the forest? Still smiling. Shop His Story → | Shop Her Story →

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Laughing with Dragons: A Gnome's Joyful Moment

por Bill Tiepelman

Riendo con dragones: el momento alegre de un gnomo

En un bosque donde los árboles nunca dejan de chismorrear y los hongos crecen tan altos como tu ego, vivía un gnomo llamado Grimble Bottomsworth. Grimble no era un gnomo cualquiera; oh, no, era el gnomo que podía reír más que una banshee, beber más que un troll y coquetear más que una ninfa de los árboles (no es que a las ninfas les gustara eso). Sentado sobre su hongo venenoso favorito, estaba teniendo uno de sus famosos ataques de risa. Pero esta vez, tenía un nuevo compañero en el crimen: un bebé dragón llamado Snarky. Ahora bien, Snarky no era el típico dragón. Para empezar, era del tamaño de un gato doméstico y no escupía fuego, pero de vez en cuando eructaba algo que olía peor que la axila de un ogro. Snarky agitaba sus diminutas alas, posado en la mano sucia de Grimble, inflando el pecho como si fuera el rey de esta jungla absurdamente colorida. Grimble se rió entre dientes. “¡Mira a este pequeño cabrón! ¡Se cree feroz! ¡Ja! No podrías asar un malvavisco ni aunque te lo pidiera, ¿verdad, Snarky?” Snarky, sintiéndose insultado (o tal vez simplemente respondiendo al constante hedor a cerveza y estofado de hongos de Grimble), dejó escapar una llama diminuta, pero sorprendentemente aguda, que quemó un poco la barba de Grimble. El gnomo se detuvo, parpadeó y luego estalló en una carcajada tan fuerte que una ardilla cercana dejó caer su bellota en estado de shock. —¡Oye! ¿Eso es lo mejor que tienes? ¡El aliento de mi abuela es más caliente que eso, y lleva muerta cuarenta años! —Grimble se dio una palmada en la rodilla y casi hizo caer el hongo venenoso mientras sus botas de cuero colgaban en el aire—. ¡Maldita sea! El desafortunado incidente del hongo venenoso Mientras Grimble seguía riendo, su trono de hongos emitió un leve gruñido. Verás, los hongos venenosos no están hechos precisamente para soportar el peso de un gnomo que pasó la mayor parte de su vida comiendo pasteles y bebiendo hidromiel. Con un chapoteo poco ceremonioso, el hongo cedió y se derrumbó debajo del trasero rechoncho de Grimble con un ruido parecido a un pedo que resonó por todo el bosque. —¡Vaya, que me jodan! —exclamó Grimble mientras se encontraba boca arriba, rodeado por los restos de lo que alguna vez fue su amado asiento en forma de hongo—. Ese hongo venenoso no tuvo ninguna oportunidad, ¿verdad? Demasiada cerveza y... bueno, digamos que comí más pasteles de los que debería. Snarky soltó una risita, un sonido extraño viniendo de un dragón, pero que parecía apropiado. El pequeño dragón agitó sus alas y quedó flotando justo por encima de la barba de Grimble, que ya había atrapado algunos trozos de hongos. —¡Oye! ¿Te estás riendo de mí, pequeño pedorro escamoso? —gruñó Grimble, limpiándose las manos en la túnica, esparciéndolas de tierra y restos de hongos—. Maldita sea, este lugar es un desastre. Parezco un enano borracho después de un banquete de bodas. Tampoco es que sea mucho mejor en bodas... bueno, no después de lo que pasó la última vez. —Se quedó en silencio, murmurando algo sobre una cabra y demasiado vino. Una apuesta sucia —Te diré una cosa, Snarky —dijo Grimble, todavía tendido en el suelo, con una pierna sobre un tallo de hongo roto—, si logras quemar ese hongo enorme —señaló un hongo venenoso de cabeza roja colosal a unos tres metros de distancia—, te conseguiré todos los conejos asados ​​que puedas comer. Pero si fallas, ¡tendrás que limpiarme las botas durante un mes! Y créeme, huelen peor que un troll después de un día de spa. Snarky entrecerró los ojos y dejó escapar un gruñido decidido que sonó más como un hipo. Se abalanzó al suelo, plantó sus diminutas garras e hinchó el pecho. Con un resoplido, soltó una patética bocanada de humo que se disipó en el viento más rápido que el último resto de dignidad de Grimble. —¡Vamos, por favor! ¡Mi pis después de una noche en la taberna está más caliente que eso! —se rió Grimble, dándose la vuelta y agarrándose la barriga—. ¡Parece que vas a lamerme las botas, amigo! Snarky, completamente molesto, se abalanzó sobre él y presionó con sus diminutas mandíbulas la nariz de Grimble. No fue suficiente para sacarle sangre, pero sí lo suficiente para que el gnomo gritara. —¡Oye! ¡Maldito cabrón! —gritó Grimble, apartándose el dragón de la cara y mirándolo fijamente, aunque el efecto se perdió porque seguía riéndose—. Está bien, está bien, te daré un conejo de todos modos, pequeño imbécil. —Se rascó la nuca y dejó escapar un profundo suspiro, del tipo que solo alguien que ha comido demasiados pasteles podría lograr. Las secuelas A medida que avanzaba el día, Grimble y Snarky se adaptaron a su rutina habitual de peleas a medias, aplastamiento de hongos y caos general en el bosque. A pesar de sus insultos y travesuras, formaban una buena pareja: ambos eran bichos raros a su manera, unidos por su amor por las travesuras y el hecho de que ninguno de los dos podía tomarse la vida (ni al otro) demasiado en serio. Y así, en el corazón del bosque encantado, con la barriga llena de pastel y la barba oliendo levemente a hongos quemados, Grimble Bottomsworth pasaba sus días riendo con dragones, tirándose pedos sobre hongos y recordándole a cualquiera que se cruzara en su camino que incluso en un mundo lleno de magia, a veces lo mejor que puedes hacer es sentarte, reírte y dejar que el dragón te muerda la nariz cuando te lo has ganado. —Por otro día de tonterías —dijo Grimble, levantando su petaca hacia Snarky—, y que tus pedos nunca sean más calientes que tu aliento, pequeño lagarto inútil. Snarky eructó en respuesta. "Buen chico." ¡Lleva la fantasía a casa! Si disfrutaste de las travesuras de Grimble y de las payasadas de Snarky, ¡puedes traer un pedacito de este mundo mágico al tuyo! Echa un vistazo a estos deliciosos productos que presentan "Laughing with Dragons: A Gnome's Joyful Moment" : Rompecabezas : perfecto para reconstruir las divertidas aventuras de Grimble mientras disfrutas de un rato divertido. Impresión acrílica : mejore su espacio con una impresión acrílica vibrante y de alta calidad que captura cada risa y pedo de hongo con asombrosos detalles. Tarjeta de felicitación : comparta un poco de la alegría de Grimble con amigos y familiares a través de divertidas tarjetas de felicitación que presentan esta escena fantástica. ¡No te pierdas estos encantadores artículos coleccionables! Tanto si eres fanático de los rompecabezas como si buscas alegrarle el día a alguien con una tarjeta, estos productos hacen que la magia cobre vida en tus manos.

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