par Bill Tiepelman
Nature's Laughing Trickster
They called him “Blossom the Clown,” but anyone who got close enough to take a good look at Blossom knew he was no ordinary clown. The little town of Winklewood had its fair share of quirky characters, but nothing quite like this floral-freakshow, technicolor trickster. Blossom didn’t just wear flowers; he was made of them. Petals and leaves sprouted from his cheeks, veins pulsed with chlorophyll, and his eyes—yellow and orange and ever-watching—were rumored to bloom like flowers under the light of a full moon. Some claimed they’d seen him cry, but what came out wasn’t tears. No, Blossom’s eyes dripped bright-green sap that sizzled if it hit the ground, leaving tiny craters in the soil as if the earth itself couldn’t handle his weirdness. Winklewood’s residents had mixed feelings about him. On one hand, he was a walking garden party, brightening up the dreary town square with his wild colors, his unpredictable antics, and his disarmingly huge grin. But on the other hand…he was unsettling. Like the time Old Man Ruther claimed Blossom’s nose whispered secrets to him when no one else was around. Or the evening when Sally McPhee swore she saw a sunflower growing out of her arm after a handshake. “Laugh With Me!” Every Thursday, Blossom would stand in the town square and call out in his sticky, syrupy voice, “Laugh with me!” It wasn’t a request, exactly. Anyone within earshot felt the sudden urge to giggle, chuckle, or downright howl with laughter. It didn’t matter if you were the most miserable curmudgeon in town—when Blossom said laugh, you laughed. Of course, that was fine at first. Who couldn’t use a good laugh? But by the second month of Blossom’s residency, the townspeople noticed side effects. Cackling fits that lasted too long, leaving folks gasping for breath. Hiccups that could only be cured with a bouquet of dandelions (don’t ask how they figured that out). And then there was the strangest consequence of all: Winklewood’s gardens had taken on a mind of their own. One autumn evening, Mrs. Elsbeth found her prized roses crawling toward her back door. The next week, Farmer Dale’s carrots sprouted arms and were caught trying to hitchhike out of town. And the worst incident of all? The cornfield in the northeast corner of Winklewood suddenly developed rows and rows of grinning faces, each one looking suspiciously like Blossom. The Uninvited Garden Party By spring, the whole town was practically a scene out of a floral horror show. Pansies with teeth. Orchids that whispered nursery rhymes in the dark. Tulips that watched you when you weren’t looking. And in the center of it all? Blossom himself, laughing, his face a riot of petals, pollen, and bizarrely sparkling eyes. His smile stretched so wide it looked like it might break right off his face, and his nose—a bright red, berry-textured thing—twitched and pulsed as if it were alive. One night, during Winklewood’s annual “Keep Things Normal” meeting (a tradition hastily founded around the time Blossom showed up), Mayor Grady sighed and said what everyone was thinking. “We need to do something about that… clown.” He glanced out the window, where Blossom was cheerfully watering the bushes with a can that looked suspiciously like it was made from human bones. “This town can’t survive another spring like this.” So, a few brave souls decided to confront Blossom, armed with hedge trimmers, gloves, and a spray bottle filled with vinegar (no one knew if vinegar hurt flower-people, but it was worth a shot). They found him at his usual spot in the square, humming a strange melody that seemed to echo from all around them, despite Blossom being the only one there. “Blossom,” said Sheriff Jenkins, holding the spray bottle aloft. “We need to have a little talk.” Blossom turned, his grin somehow widening even further. “Oh! Are we having a party?” he asked, his eyes sparking with an unnatural light. “I just love parties!” The Clown’s Last Laugh As the townsfolk tried to corner him, Blossom let out a high-pitched giggle that sent shivers down their spines. Flowers burst forth from his skin, covering his arms, his face, and then crawling across the ground like ivy, winding up the legs of the townspeople who’d come to stop him. “Laugh with me!” Blossom cried, and even as they struggled, they couldn’t help it. They laughed. They laughed and laughed, the sound echoing through Winklewood until it seemed even the tulips were snickering. When dawn finally broke, Blossom was gone. In his place was a single giant sunflower, its face unmistakably shaped like his own, with a wide, toothy grin and bright eyes that watched anyone who dared walk past. To this day, Winklewood has a few… quirks. The plants still have a mind of their own. Some nights, if you listen closely, you can hear them laughing. And every Thursday, rain or shine, the people of Winklewood gather in the town square and laugh together, just as Blossom would have wanted. No one remembers why they laugh. They just know they have to. Bring Nature's Laughing Trickster Home If you’ve been captivated by the eerie whimsy of Winklewood’s favorite floral trickster, why not bring a piece of that surreal charm into your own life? Check out these unique products inspired by Nature's Laughing Trickster: Tapestry – Transform any room into a scene from Winklewood with this vibrant wall tapestry, perfect for fans of outlandish, psychedelic art. Acrylic Print – Add a touch of surreal beauty to your space with this stunning acrylic print, bringing Blossom’s colorful grin to life in exquisite detail. Puzzle – Challenge your mind with a puzzle that’s as whimsical and wild as the story itself. A perfect gift for those who appreciate the bizarre. Tote Bag – Carry a piece of the supernatural wherever you go with this durable and eye-catching tote, featuring Blossom’s unforgettable grin. Whether you're decorating your home or finding a gift for a fellow lover of the strange, these "Nature's Laughing Trickster" products are sure to add a splash of quirky charm and vibrant color to your world.
