par Bill Tiepelman
Guardian of Winter Blossoms
The Tiger in the Snow They said the forest had a keeper. Not a ranger, not some crusty hermit with a beard full of frozen squirrels, but a tiger. A big, white, impossibly real tiger who walked where no paw prints should remain, and who carried in his mane an entire bouquet of blossoms that had no business blooming in a snowstorm. The villagers whispered his name like a curse or a prayer, depending on how many ciders they’d downed. They called him the Guardian of Winter Blossoms. Now, this tiger wasn’t your ordinary “I’ll eat your face if you look at me funny” sort of cat. Oh no. He was the divine union of myth, sass, and frostbite. Legends claimed he was born when a goddess of spring had one too many cocktails at a midsummer banquet and accidentally stumbled into the bed of the frost god. Nine months later: boom. One gloriously moody feline with a crown of flowers sprouting out of his fur, like some kind of murderous garden gnome on steroids. He was beautiful, terrifying, and, honestly, a little dramatic. The blossoms never wilted, no matter how deep the blizzards blew, and his amber eyes were rumored to pierce through souls like knives through hot butter. People swore he could see every secret you tried to bury—your midnight trysts, the time you lied about your grandmother being sick to get out of work, or that “accidentally” broken wine glass that totally wasn’t an accident. Nothing was safe under that gaze. The Guardian wasn’t just lounging about looking pretty, though. No, he had a job, and he took it seriously. His role was to keep the balance between frost and bloom. Too much winter and the world froze into silence. Too much spring and things rotted into chaos. He was the cosmic thermostat nobody asked for but desperately needed. Of course, he had opinions about everything, and he wasn’t shy about enforcing his will. Farmers found their crops mysteriously flourishing after leaving him offerings of honeyed mead. Hunters, however, who tried to take too much from the land? They disappeared. And not in a polite “off to grandma’s” kind of way—more like in a “never seen again, and we don’t talk about it at dinner” kind of way. Still, not everyone believed in him. Some called it a fairy tale. Others, a hallucination brought on by frostbite and boredom. But those who had seen him swore that when he moved through the snow, the wind itself stopped to bow. And every step left behind not paw prints, but a single blooming flower that defied the ice. That was how you knew he’d been there. That was how you knew the stories were real. And so, one night, when the blizzard was howling like a choir of banshees and the moon glowed pale and cruel, a wanderer stumbled into the frozen wood. She was bold, reckless, and frankly a little drunk. And she was about to discover just how much trouble one could get into when face-to-face with a sassy myth wrapped in fur and frost. The Wanderer and the Guardian The wanderer was not your average heroine material. She was not tall, nor noble, nor particularly skilled in anything besides drinking questionable liquors and making poor life choices. Her name was Lyra, though in some taverns she was known as “That Woman Who Tried to Arm-Wrestle a Goat” — a title she wore with more pride than shame. On this particular night, she’d set out in search of a shortcut through the winter forest, which anyone with half a brain would tell you was less “shortcut” and more “death wish.” But Lyra had never been particularly encumbered by half a brain. She stumbled through the snow, singing to herself, her breath fogging in the air like smoke signals calling out to whoever was bored enough to listen. That was when the wind changed. It didn’t just blow — it hushed, as though the entire forest had suddenly remembered its manners. The blizzard dropped into a silence so heavy it pressed against her ears. And in that silence, she saw him. There he was: the Guardian of Winter Blossoms. A massive, gleaming form of white fur streaked with black, a mane tumbling around his neck like a snowdrift on fire, sprouting flowers that glowed faintly against the dark. His amber eyes burned as if he’d been waiting for her specifically, which was alarming considering she had zero appointments scheduled with mythical beasts that evening. “Well,” Lyra muttered to herself, swaying only slightly, “either the cider was stronger than I thought, or I’ve wandered into a children’s storybook. In which case, I’d like to politely request to be the sassy side character who doesn’t die in Act One.” The tiger blinked. And then, to her horror and delight, he spoke. “Mortal,” his voice rumbled, deep enough to make the icicles tremble, “you trespass in the sacred domain of frost and bloom.” Lyra squinted at him. “Wow, okay, chill out with the Shakespeare. I’m just passing through. Do you want me to bow, or leave a Yelp review?” The Guardian’s mane of blossoms shivered in the icy wind. “You mock what you do not understand. Few mortals see me and live. Fewer still dare speak with such insolence.” “Insolence?” Lyra hiccupped. “Buddy, I’m just trying not to freeze my butt off. If you’re the local god-beast thing, can you point me toward an inn that serves stew and doesn’t charge extra for bread?” The tiger growled, and the sound made the trees shake snow from their branches like frightened birds. His eyes narrowed, but there was something else there too — amusement. No one had ever spoken to him like this. Usually it was begging, praying, or the high-pitched shriek of someone who realized far too late that staring at a divine predator was not the brightest life choice. “You are bold,” he admitted, pacing around her. His paws left behind blossoms in the snow: roses, marigolds, lilies — a trail of impossible life against the death-white world. “And foolish. Boldness and foolishness often walk hand in hand, though rarely for long.” Lyra turned to follow him, staggering a little but grinning. “Story of my life, stripes.” He paused. “Stripes?” “Yeah. Big, fluffy, dramatic stripes with flowers. Look, if you expect me to worship you, you’re going to have to get used to nicknames.” For a long, tense moment, the Guardian of Winter Blossoms stared at her, tail twitching, muscles coiled like frozen thunder. Then — and this part would become a scandalous rumor among the forest spirits for centuries to come — the great beast snorted. A sharp, unexpected huff that fogged the night air. It was almost laughter, though he’d never admit it. “Perhaps,” he said slowly, “you amuse me.” Lyra, never one to waste an opening, curtsied clumsily. “Finally. Someone gets my charm.” But amusement was a dangerous thing in the presence of gods and guardians. For every blossom in his mane, there were stories of blood in the snow. He was protector, yes — but also executioner. And the forest did not suffer fools for long. As the night deepened, Lyra found herself pulled into his orbit, whether she liked it or not. He began to test her, weaving riddles into the wind, shaping illusions in the frost, watching to see if her sass could hold up when the stakes were no longer cute banter, but survival. The first trial came quickly. A chorus of shadows slipped from the treeline — wolves, their eyes black as voids, their fur bristling with frost. They were not of this world; they were the Devourers of Balance, creatures who thrived when order tipped too far into chaos. Normally, the Guardian could dispatch them with a single roar. But tonight, as though fate had a sense of humor, he simply looked at Lyra. “Prove yourself,” he said, lowering his massive head until his breath warmed her face. “Or the snow will drink your bones.” “Excuse me?” she squeaked, fumbling for the dagger she barely knew how to use. “You’re the giant god-cat with the flower crown! Why do I have to—” But the wolves lunged. And Lyra, drunk, cold, and thoroughly unprepared, had no choice but to meet them head-on. What followed would not be remembered as graceful, dignified, or even competent. But it would be remembered — and sometimes, that’s enough to tilt the scales of destiny. The Balance of Frost and Bloom Lyra would later swear that the only thing that saved her from being eaten alive by frost-wolves was sheer dumb luck and the adrenaline-fueled clumsiness of someone who once survived falling off a roof because she landed in a laundry basket. She swung her dagger with all the grace of a drunk scarecrow, shrieking battle cries that sounded suspiciously like “DON’T YOU DARE TOUCH MY BOOTS!” Somehow, impossibly, she connected. Steel bit into icy fur, and the wolf dissolved into a puff of snow and shadow. The Guardian of Winter Blossoms sat watching, a smirk in his amber eyes. Not that he’d ever admit to smirking. But the truth was undeniable — he was enjoying the show. Every flower in his mane seemed to tremble with laughter, petals unfurling as though his very amusement fueled their bloom. More wolves lunged. Lyra rolled, stabbed, flailed, and cursed with a creativity that would’ve earned her a tavern-wide standing ovation back home. At one point she smacked a wolf with her boot instead of her blade and yelled, “I banish thee in the name of stylish footwear!” Somehow, that worked. By the end, the snow was littered with steaming blossoms where the wolves had once stood, proof that chaos had been beaten back by the most unlikely of champions. Breathless, dagger shaking in her hand, Lyra spun toward the Guardian. “Well? Am I a chosen hero now? Do I get a medal? A parade? A lifetime supply of mulled wine?” The tiger prowled closer, his fur rippling like living moonlight. He lowered his head until his amber gaze pinned her in place. “You did not fight with skill. You fought with defiance. That is rarer. And far more dangerous.” Lyra wiped her brow with a frozen mitten. “Translation: you’re impressed. Just say it, stripes. Go on. I won’t tell anyone… except literally everyone I meet.” The Guardian’s mane shook, and a single crimson blossom fell into the snow. He looked at it as if even he couldn’t believe what was happening. “No mortal has ever… loosened my crown.” “Oh great,” Lyra said, bending down to scoop up the flower. “Now I’m accidentally flirting with a mythological snow-cat. This is going straight into my diary under bad ideas that somehow worked out.” But as her fingers closed around the bloom, the air shifted. The forest itself groaned, trees bending under an unseen weight. The Guardian stiffened. “Do you understand what you’ve done?” he growled. “To take a blossom from my mane is to bind yourself to me. To the balance. To the endless war between frost and bloom.” Lyra blinked. “Wait—what? No one told me this was a contract deal! I thought it was just a free souvenir!” But it was too late. The flower pulsed in her hand, its heat searing against her skin even as the snow around her hissed and melted. The shadows of the wolves writhed at the edge of the trees, sensing weakness in the Guardian. He roared, the sound splitting the night, scattering them for now. Yet Lyra knew this wasn’t over. She had just been drafted into a battle older than memory itself. “Listen carefully, mortal,” the Guardian said, his voice both thunder and whisper. “The Devourers will return. They hunger for imbalance, and they will not stop. You are now part of this cycle. My strength flows into you, and your defiance fuels me. We are bound — guardian and fool. Petals and frost.” Lyra gaped. “Bound? Like… magically linked forever? I didn’t even get to negotiate terms! Where’s my union rep?!” The Guardian’s tail lashed. “You asked for stew and bread. You will instead have destiny and doom.” “Oh fabulous,” she groaned, throwing her arms up. “Every time I try to take a shortcut, I end up with existential baggage. This is why my friends tell me to just stay home!” Yet despite her protests, something inside her stirred. Power hummed under her skin. The crimson flower dissolved into sparks, sinking into her chest, and she felt the forest pulse with her heartbeat. She looked at the tiger again — no, not just a tiger, never just a tiger — and realized she wasn’t staring at some fairy-tale beast. She was staring at her partner. Her doom. Her ridiculous, floral-crowned, judgmental partner. “Fine,” she said at last, planting her fists on her hips. “If I’m stuck in this, you’re going to have to deal with me talking back. And singing when I’m drunk. And stealing the best blankets.” The Guardian’s blossoms rustled in the wind. His golden eyes gleamed like twin suns behind a snowstorm. And for the second time that night, scandalously, impossibly, he laughed. “Very well, Lyra,” he said. “Then let the world tremble. For the Guardian of Winter Blossoms now walks with a fool — and perhaps, just perhaps, the balance will be stronger for it.” And so they walked into the frozen dawn: the divine beast and the drunken wanderer, petals blooming where his paws touched, chaos cursing where her boots stumbled. Together they would face storms, shadows, and gods. Together they would rewrite what it meant to guard the fragile line between frost and bloom. And the legends would whisper forever of the day the Guardian laughed — and found his equal in a woman too foolish to fear him. Bring the Guardian Home Lyra may have been bound to the Guardian of Winter Blossoms by accident, but you don’t need to wrestle frost-wolves or sign mythical contracts to bring his legend into your own home. This enchanting artwork is available across a range of unique pieces designed to add both power and whimsy to your space. From framed prints worthy of a gallery wall to cozy throws perfect for curling up during a snowstorm, each product carries the same fierce beauty and playful spirit that made the Guardian unforgettable. Whether you’re seeking to drape his presence across a tapestry, rest your head against a vibrant throw pillow, or jot down your own myths in a spiral notebook, each piece keeps a little of the Guardian’s balance close by. Wrap yourself in the story with a fleece blanket or let him preside proudly from your wall as a framed print. Because sometimes, balance isn’t found in frost or bloom, but in the way art transforms a space — reminding us that beauty, power, and a little bit of sass can thrive even in the coldest winters.