par Bill Tiepelman
The Winged Promise
There are certain mornings when the world feels suspiciously optimistic. The air hums, the clouds look like they’ve been freshly laundered, and somewhere, someone is definitely about to do something heroic. This was one of those mornings—and Seraphina was already running late. Not that time meant much to a winged unicorn who refused to acknowledge calendars, clocks, or the tyranny of “urgent.” She moved on the schedule of destiny, which is to say, whenever she felt fabulous enough. She trotted into the frost-gilded meadow, feathers ruffling dramatically in the breeze, which was absolutely not an accident. The wind loved her. It had once written poetry about her hair, a fact she rarely mentioned because modesty, like gravity, was a concept she regarded as more of a suggestion. Her mane shimmered in shades of rose quartz and wild sunset, each strand looking like it had a better skincare routine than most sentient beings. Her horn gleamed gold, spiraled to a point sharp enough to slice through bad attitudes and unsolicited advice. “Good morning, mediocrity,” she declared, tossing her head toward the horizon. “Your reign is over.” It was the kind of thing that sounded magnificent when shouted into the dawn, even if the audience consisted mostly of mildly alarmed rabbits. She lifted one hoof, considered the view, and sighed. “Still no coffee stand. Tragic.” To her left, the meadow sloped down toward a grove of trees so ancient they’d stopped caring about photosynthesis and were now mainly gossip hubs. The elders whispered in creaks and rustles—half prophecy, half rumor. Seraphina caught fragments as she passed: “That’s her.” “Wings like sunrise.” “Bit of a diva though.” She smiled graciously, as only someone entirely aware of their mythic status could. Her mission, she reminded herself, was sacred. Somewhere beyond the Frost Plains lay the Sky Gate, a shimmering portal rumored to grant any wish uttered in sincerity. Which, to Seraphina, sounded alarmingly dangerous. Sincerity had never been her strong suit. “I’ll just improvise,” she said, because all the great miracles in history were apparently the result of insufficient planning. Halfway through her morning strut (it wasn’t walking, not with that level of sparkle), she came across a man leaning against a broken shrine. His armor was dull, his hair was thinning, and his expression suggested someone who’d seen too many quests and not enough naps. He looked up at her with the squint of someone who thought they might be hallucinating but didn’t want to be rude about it. “You’re… a unicorn,” he said carefully. “Pegacorn, technically. Wings and horn—buy one, get one free.” She fluttered her feathers for emphasis. “You’re welcome.” “Right.” He scratched his beard. “Name’s Alder. Used to be a knight. Gave it up when I realized dragons have unionized.” Seraphina’s eyes brightened. “Good for them! Workers’ rights are important. Also, side note, are they hiring? I have excellent flame-retardant qualities.” He blinked. “You’re… different from the unicorns I remember.” “That’s because I’m not a metaphor for purity,” she replied. “I’m a metaphor for self-improvement and glitter management.” They struck a deal, as one does when divine destiny meets mild existential boredom. Alder had a map, supposedly drawn by a drunken cartographer who claimed to have seen the Sky Gate from a hangover dream. Seraphina had wings, charm, and an unshakable belief that everything worked out for people who looked this good in gold. Together, they were unstoppable—or, at the very least, narratively promising. As they traveled, Seraphina noticed how the light clung to the frost, how each blade of grass glittered like applause. Alder, meanwhile, noticed his knees. They creaked in protest. “Why do you want to find the Sky Gate?” he asked. She thought about it, head tilted like a philosopher who’d once read a self-help book. “Because I can,” she said finally. “And because every story worth telling starts with someone being slightly unreasonable.” “You think you’ll get a wish?” “Oh, darling,” she said, eyes flashing. “I don’t wish. I negotiate.” The meadow opened up before them, stretching toward the horizon like a silk ribbon left by the gods after a particularly dramatic party. The air shimmered with possibility. Somewhere beneath the snow, a faint turquoise glow pulsed steadily, waiting to be discovered. Seraphina stopped mid-step, ears flicking. “Alder,” she said, her voice low and reverent. “Do you feel that?” He nodded slowly. “Destiny?” “No,” she said. “Wi-Fi. Finally.” And with that, the ground began to hum. The hum wasn’t so much a sound as a polite vibration, like the universe clearing its throat before delivering an important plot twist. The turquoise glow beneath the snow brightened, pulsing with all the subtlety of a disco ball at a meditation retreat. Seraphina tilted her head. “Well,” she said, “either we’ve found the Sky Gate or someone’s buried an unsupervised magical artifact again. I told them those things should come with warning labels.” Alder leaned closer, squinting at the glow. “Looks… alive.” “Oh, wonderful,” Seraphina said, taking an elegant step back. “I do love when reality starts to have opinions.” The light expanded, peeling away the snow like tissue paper until a massive sigil revealed itself—an intricate spiral carved into the frozen earth, glowing from within. It was beautiful, hypnotic, and, crucially, buzzing at a frequency known in ancient texts as “Plot-Relevant Energy.” Seraphina peered down at it. “Do you think it’s one of those ‘speak your true desire’ situations or more of a ‘touch it and die spectacularly’ kind of thing?” “Could be both,” Alder said grimly. “You first.” “Chivalry really is dead,” she muttered, lowering her muzzle toward the light. “Alright, mystery floor ornament, impress me.” The sigil flared brighter, and a voice—smooth, androgynous, and definitely overqualified for this assignment—filled the air. “IDENTIFY YOUR PURPOSE.” Seraphina blinked. “Oh dear. Existentialism before breakfast.” She cleared her throat. “I am Seraphina, majestic creature of flight, horn, and questionable patience. My purpose? To find the Sky Gate.” There was a pause. The kind of pause that suggested divine bureaucracy was at work. Then: “REASON FOR ENTRY?” “Honestly?” she said. “I was promised a view and perhaps spiritual enlightenment with optional snacks.” Alder muttered, “You can’t joke with ancient enchantments.” “Can’t or shouldn’t?” she countered. The sigil flickered as if sighing. “ACCESS DENIED. BE MORE INTERESTING.” Seraphina’s jaw dropped. “Excuse me?” “YOUR ANSWER LACKS NARRATIVE WEIGHT.” “Oh, that’s rich,” she said, wings flaring. “I’m a flying unicorn with self-esteem issues and impeccable comedic timing. What do you want, a tragic backstory?” “YES.” “Well, too bad. My trauma arc was discontinued after audience complaints.” The sigil dimmed slightly, almost sulking. Alder stepped forward, placing a gloved hand on her shoulder. “Maybe… tell it something true. Something real.” Seraphina stared at him. “You think reality is my strong suit?” He smiled faintly. “I think you hide behind the glitter.” For a moment, the meadow was quiet except for the soft sound of frost melting under the sigil’s glow. Seraphina’s reflection shimmered in the turquoise light—a creature of impossible grace, yes, but also of contradiction. She sighed, the kind of sigh that rattled the stars a bit. “Fine,” she said softly. “You want truth? Here it is. I fly because walking feels too much like settling. I shine because someone has to light the way when hope calls in sick. And I make jokes because it’s either that or cry sparkles, and that gets sticky.” The sigil pulsed once. Twice. Then exploded upward in a column of light so bright that even Seraphina’s vanity paused to take notes. When the glare subsided, the meadow was gone. They stood in open sky—endless blue beneath and around them, like someone had erased gravity from the to-do list. “Oh, splendid,” Seraphina said, inspecting the view. “We’ve achieved enlightenment. Or altitude sickness.” Alder wobbled beside her on a floating island of crystal. “Where… are we?” “The In-Between,” came a new voice. Smooth, amused, and accompanied by the faint scent of bureaucracy and lavender. From the mist emerged a figure draped in layers of light, their face obscured by a mask shaped like an infinity symbol. They radiated the serene menace of someone who’s worked customer service for the divine. “Welcome, travelers,” the being said. “I am the Archivist of Unfulfilled Promises.” “Ah,” Seraphina said. “So basically everyone’s therapist.” “In a sense.” The Archivist gestured, and hundreds—no, thousands—of glowing scrolls unfurled behind them, each one whispering faintly. “Every broken vow, forgotten resolution, and half-finished destiny ends up here.” “Oh, you’re basically the cloud storage of disappointment.” “A succinct summary.” Alder peered around. “And the Sky Gate?” “It exists,” said the Archivist, “but only those who carry an unbroken promise may pass through. A rare qualification these days.” Seraphina arched a brow. “So you’re saying I can’t get in because I’ve bailed on Pilates too many times?” “Among other things.” “Wonderful,” she muttered. “A celestial TSA with better lighting.” The Archivist ignored her and turned toward Alder. “You, knight—what promise brought you here?” Alder hesitated. His jaw tightened. “To protect the realm,” he said finally. “But I failed. The wars ended without me. Turns out the realm didn’t need protecting—it needed therapy.” “Hmm.” The Archivist’s eyes glowed faintly behind the mask. “And you, Seraphina? What promise remains unbroken in your heart?” She thought about it. Really thought. Then, softly: “To never be boring.” The Archivist paused. “That’s… surprisingly valid.” “I know,” she said. “I took an oath in glitter.” “Then perhaps,” the Archivist said slowly, “you may yet earn entry. But only if you prove that your defiance serves a greater purpose.” “Define ‘greater.’” “Something beyond yourself.” Seraphina groaned. “Ugh, altruism. Fine. Do I save a village or host a motivational workshop?” “That depends,” said the Archivist, “on whether you’re willing to risk everything you’ve ever loved to keep a promise you don’t fully understand.” There was a long silence. Even the clouds seemed to hold their breath. Then Seraphina smiled—a slow, dangerous smile that looked like sunrise preparing for mischief. “Well,” she said, unfurling her wings, “that sounds fun.” And before anyone could stop her, she dove straight off the island, vanishing into the light below. Falling was not new to Seraphina. She’d done it often, usually on purpose and almost always with flair. But this was different. This was not the kind of falling that relied on gravity—it was the kind that relied on trust. The air tore past her wings, streaks of light peeling from her feathers like molten silk. She was surrounded by color, by sound, by the intimate sense that the universe was watching, popcorn in hand, murmuring, “Well, this should be interesting.” Below her, reality stretched open like a curtain, revealing… everything. Mountains folded into oceans; time bled sideways; galaxies spun like drunk ballerinas. She caught a glimpse of the past (she looked fabulous), the future (still fabulous), and something else—something smaller and infinitely more terrifying: herself without wings. Just a creature on the ground, ordinary and breakable. The vision clung to her ribs like an unwanted revelation. She flared her wings and stopped short, hovering in a space that wasn’t quite sky and wasn’t quite dream. “All right,” she said aloud, “if this is symbolic personal growth, I want a refund.” From the brightness ahead, a voice spoke—not the bureaucratic tones of the Archivist, nor the sarcastic hum of the sigil, but something softer, closer, as if it came from behind her heart. “You are almost there, Seraphina.” “Almost where?” she demanded. “Existentially? Emotionally? Because logistically, I’m floating in a plot device.” “The Sky Gate is not a place,” the voice replied. “It is a promise fulfilled.” Seraphina blinked. “That’s it? That’s the twist? I could’ve guessed that on page one.” But the light pulsed, patient, unoffended. It wasn’t there to impress her. It was there to reveal her. And in the glowing emptiness, she understood: all her joking, her glitter, her refusal to be ordinary—it wasn’t avoidance. It was survival. She’d never stopped moving because stopping meant remembering how easily hope could shatter. And yet, here she was, wings spread, defying the gravity of cynicism itself. Maybe that was enough. “All right,” she whispered. “Let’s finish this properly.” The world answered. Light folded inward, creating a bridge of crystal and air that shimmered with every color she’d ever dreamed in. At the far end stood Alder, looking bewildered but remarkably alive. His armor shone again—not from battle polish, but from purpose rediscovered. He looked at her, and for the first time in centuries, his face broke into a grin. “You jumped,” he said. “I fall elegantly,” she corrected, landing beside him. “Also, I found enlightenment. It’s very shiny and only slightly judgmental.” “You did it,” Alder said. “You kept your promise.” “I said I’d never be boring,” she said with a wink. “Nearly dying midair counts as interesting.” The light around them deepened, coalescing into a great arch of gold and sapphire flame—the Sky Gate. It hummed with the quiet intensity of something ancient and utterly unimpressed by drama. A single phrase appeared above it, glowing in script so ornate it was practically smug: ENTRY GRANTED: TERMS MAY VARY. “That’s not ominous at all,” Alder said. Seraphina grinned. “I’ve signed worse contracts.” And with a toss of her mane and the kind of confidence that makes gods nervous, she stepped through the gate. There was no trumpet, no burst of divine music. Just warmth, the faint scent of starlight and cinnamon, and the dizzying realization that she was no longer falling or flying—she was floating. The world had turned itself inside out, revealing not heaven, not paradise, but a coffee shop. A small one. In fact, it was the same shrine from earlier, only now with working espresso machines and a chalkboard sign that read: “Welcome to The Winged Promise Café — Now Serving Meaning.” Behind the counter stood the Archivist, now in an apron, pouring milk with unholy precision. “Congratulations,” they said. “You’ve transcended.” Seraphina blinked. “Into barista work?” “Into understanding,” the Archivist replied. “Every promise kept reshapes reality. Yours demanded joy, so reality obliged.” “And Alder?” she asked, glancing back. He sat at a table near the window, sipping something steaming, laughing with a group of wide-eyed newcomers. The weariness in him was gone, replaced by quiet amusement. He raised his cup toward her. “Hazelnut,” he mouthed. “Good man,” she said, smiling. “I’ll have one too.” The Archivist slid a mug across the counter. On the foam, perfectly drawn in cinnamon, was her reflection—wings wide, eyes fierce, smirk eternal. “So what happens now?” she asked. “Now,” said the Archivist, “you keep your promise. You keep the world interesting.” Seraphina took a sip. It was divine. The kind of coffee that made angels reconsider their dietary restrictions. She turned to the door, where the horizon shimmered like a new page waiting to be written. Outside, the world glowed brighter—perhaps because she was in it. “Well,” she said, flicking her tail, “someone has to keep the magic caffeinated.” And with that, Seraphina stepped out into the dawn once more—no longer searching for the Sky Gate, because she had become it. The Winged Promise was not a destination. It was her. Somewhere above, the universe chuckled softly. “Finally,” it said. “A sequel worth watching.” Bring a piece of The Winged Promise home. 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