by Bill Tiepelman
Song of the Spotted Sky
The Problem with Borrowing Magic By the time Pip realized the sky was humming in a key he could actually hit, heβd already promised three different mushrooms an encore and a fern a personalized shout-out. Pipβbeing a spotted owl-dragon hatchling with the attention span of a soap bubbleβloved applause, snacks, and shortcuts, not necessarily in that order. He had two shiny new wings, a belly like a toasted marshmallow, and the deep personal conviction that rules were for species without charisma. On this particular morning, the forest glowed like it had been gently basted in sunlight and baked to golden perfection. Pip perched on a log, warming his toes and contemplating the dayβs agenda, which mostly involved not doing the responsible thing and definitely doing the dramatic thing. The responsible thing was practicing flight patterns. The dramatic thing was debuting his original composition: βSong of the Spotted Sky.β There was only one issueβhe hadnβt technically written it yet. Minor speed bump. Major main-character energy. βArt is ninety percent confidence and ten percent improvisation,β Pip announced to a moss ball, which offered the kind of silent support only spherical plants can. βAlso, snacks.β He flicked his ears, spread his leathery wings, and attempted a warmup trill that sounded like a piccolo losing an argument with a kazoo. Somewhere in the canopy, an elderly jay shouted, βCease and desist!β which Pip took as rave feedback from his core demographic: disgruntled elders. Enter Marnie, a bat with the dry wit of a tax auditor and the fashion sense of midnight. She hung upside down from a low branch like punctuation at the end of a bad decision. βYouβre going to try sky-singing without asking the sky?β she asked, deadpan. βBold. Illegal. I respect the commitment to chaos; I do not endorse the consequences.β βIβm not stealing the skyβs song,β Pip said. βIβm sampling it. Very modern. Very remix culture.β He wiggled a talon like a lawyer presenting a loophole. βAlso, the sky is big. It wonβt notice.β Marnie blinked. βThe sky notices everything. Itβs literally the surveillance state of nature.β She flapped once, landing beside him. βLook, maestro, you can either learn the fundamentals or you can learn them the hard way. The sky will teach you, but it charges interest.β Pip pretended to listen, which is to say he didnβt. The forest was now definitely humming, a slow, honey-thick chord that slid under his skin and lit up his bones like lanterns. It felt like standing in front of a bakery when the first tray of cinnamon rolls hits the airβillegal levels of irresistible. He lifted his chin and caught the melody, bright and simple as a whistle. It fit his throat like a key in a lock. He sang. Oh, he sang. Notes poured out like coins from a cracked jarβtinkling, spinning, showing off. Birds paused mid-complaint. Leaves angled themselves for better acoustics. Even the grumpy jay muttered, βWell, Iβll beββ and forgot to finish being offended. Pipβs wings vibrated with resonance, and the log thrummed along as if it, too, had been waiting to be part of something catchy. βSee?β Pip gasped between phrases. βEffort is a myth invented by mediocre squirrels.β He stretched the last note into a glittering ribbonβand felt it tug back. The skyβs melody hooked him like a fish on an invisible line. He choked. His next breath tasted like static and rain. The golden haze sharpened to a metallic blue, and the air grew crowded, like a room where someone important had just walked in. The songβthe skyβs songβunspooled wider, older, and wholly unimpressed. The clouds drew together with the soft menace of a librarian closing a very heavy book. A voice rolled across the glade, not loud, but large, as if it had been practicing patience for a few million years. βLittle borrower,β it said, βdid you ask?β Pip, who had not asked, did what all natural performers do when confronted with accountability: he smiled like a discount cherub and tried charm first. βBig beautiful sky,β he crooned, βI was merely honoring your work with a tasteful tributeββ βCute,β the sky said, in the tone of a bouncer checking an obviously fake ID. βReturn what you took.β The humming tightened. Pipβs wings snapped open on their own, his feet skittered, and he found himself hovering a foot above the log, held there by a music that tolerated no nonsense. Marnie winced. βInterest,β she reminded him, like a friend who has absolutely called this before. βAlso, do not say βremix cultureβ again. Nature starts charging royalties.β The skyβs melody pressed against Pipβs chest. Under it, he could hear something smallerβa thin, bright thread that mightβve been his voice. If he didnβt learn fast, heβd be a cautionary tale with good hair. The forest leaned in. The moss ball leaned in, which is impressive for something with no neck. βOkay,β Pip whispered. βTeach me.β The sky paused, amused. βLesson one,β it said. βYou donβt get to lead the choir until youβve learned to listen.β The Choir of Small Noises Pip did not like being groundedβespecially while hovering a foot off the ground. The irony was thick enough to butter toast with. The skyβs magic held him in place like an invisible hand, and his wings, those shiny new symbols of self-importance, trembled as if they had realized theyβd been rented, not owned. βLesson one,β the sky had said, in that tone all teachers use right before you regret enrolling. βListen.β So Pip listened. Or rather, he pretended to. He tilted his head, widened his eyes, and summoned the expression of someone who had just discovered depth as a concept. The forest hummed around him, but it wasnβt the dramatic cosmic harmony he expected. It wasβ¦ busy. Petty, even. The soundscape of small lives doing small things with alarming commitment. Leaves whispered gossip about who was photosynthesizing too loudly. Ants bickered about traffic management. A beetle somewhere was giving an unsolicited TED talk on bark texture. Even the moss muttered in an ancient, damp dialect that seemed mostly to be complaining about the humidity. It was less βsacred song of the natural worldβ and more βopen mic night for neurotic vegetation.β βIs this it?β Pip whispered. βThis canβt be it. The sky wants me to listen to this?β βYes,β said Marnie, who had returned, smug as gravity. βThis is what the universe sounds like when youβre not starring in it.β Pip gave her a side-eye so sharp it couldβve opened envelopes. βYouβre suggesting that enlightenment sounds like moss complaining about its knees?β βYouβd be surprised,β she said. βThe trick is realizing itβs not about you. Thatβs when you start hearing whatβs really there.β βBut Iβm adorable,β Pip protested. βSurely the universe can make an exception for someone with marketable charm.β βThe universe has a strict no-influencer policy,β Marnie said. βNow shut up and listen harder.β He did. And graduallyβpainfullyβthe noise began to sort itself into something less like chaos and more like pattern. The beetleβs rant had rhythm. The ants marched in percussion. Even the muttering moss had a bass line so low it vibrated his feathers. Tiny sounds wove together, looping, layering, becoming something bigger. Pip blinked. For the first time, he noticed the beat under the breeze, the way the sunlight hit leaves in tempo, the soft pulse of sap and water. He wasnβt hearing notes; he was hearing intention. And somewhere in it, faint but steady, his own voice was tucked like a wayward threadβpart of the fabric, not on top of it. βWell, Iβll be feathered,β he murmured. βTheyβre allβ¦ singing.β βYou just realized that?β Marnie said, hanging upside down again, because emotional growth was clearly exhausting for her. βEverything sings. Some things just do it off-key.β βSo the skyβs songβ¦β Pip began slowly. βItβs everyone?β βExactly. You tried to solo over a symphony.β Pip frowned. βBut how am I supposed to stand out if I blend in?β Marnie gave him a pitying look reserved for the hopelessly theatrical. βOh, sweet nebula, thatβs not the problem. You already stand out. The problem is you donβt fit in. Big difference.β He chewed on that thought, which tasted suspiciously like humility and dirt. The forest hum swelled againβgentle, accepting, disinterested in his personal narrative. He tried humming along, softly this time. His tone wobbled, then steadied as he stopped performing and justβ¦ participated. The air shifted. The sky, which had been looming like a disappointed stage manager, eased its grip. βBetter,β it rumbled, though it sounded almost amused now. βYouβre not tone-deaf to consequence anymore.β Pip grinned weakly. βSoβ¦ Iβm free?β βFree-ish,β the sky said. βYou still owe me a song. But now youβll write it with the world, not against it.β βCollaborations arenβt my brand,β Pip muttered. βNeither is existing as a cautionary tale, and yetβ¦β Marnie said. Pip exhaled, flapping his wings just to make sure they still worked. They did, but something had changed. The air felt thicker with meaning, heavier withβ¦ awareness, maybe. Or possibly guilt. Hard to tell those apart when youβve just been schooled by the atmosphere itself. βFine,β he said, stretching his neck dramatically. βIβll listen. Iβll learn. Iβll become one with the whatever. But I refuse to stop being fabulous about it.β βNo oneβs asking you to,β Marnie said. βJustβmaybe use your fabulousness for good. Like inspiring humility. Accidentally.β That night, Pip climbed to the tallest branch he could find. The stars blinked awake one by one, like cosmic critics taking their seats. The forest murmured in its thousand sleepy languages. He inhaled the scent of moss, bark, and something like old storiesβand began to hum again. This time, the sound didnβt fight the world; it folded into it. The trees harmonized softly. The wind sighed in perfect pitch. A cricket orchestra joined in, playing from the shadows. Even the moon gave a slow, approving nod. Pip sangβnot to impress, but to connect. It wasnβt as shiny as performing, but it was deeper, warmer, moreβ¦ real. And for a moment, the forestβs countless little noises stopped being noise at all. They were the song. The spotted sky above shimmered as if smiling. Then, of course, a toad somewhere croaked completely off-beat and ruined the vibe. βEvery band has a drummer,β Marnie said from a nearby branch. βDonβt take it personally.β Pip snorted. βYou think the skyβs still listening?β βOh, definitely. But itβs laughing now.β The night air buzzed softly, and Pip thoughtβjust for a momentβhe heard the faintest chuckle woven into the stars. He didnβt know if it was mockery or approval. Probably both. βLesson two,β the sky murmured faintly. βHumility doesnβt mean silence. It means knowing when not to scream.β βThatβs going on a T-shirt,β Pip said, and the wind carried his laughter into the dark, where even the toad managed to land on beatβjust once. Encore Under the Falling Stars By the following evening, Pip had achieved something most creatures only dream of: a partial redemption arc and a sense of perspective. Unfortunately, both were terrible for his brand. Nobody buys plush toys of a morally balanced protagonist. He missed being the scandalous, sparkly oneβthe kind of hatchling who looked like trouble and sounded like a soundtrack. But he also didnβt particularly want to get vaporized by the upper atmosphere again, so personal growth it was. βBalance,β he told himself the next morning, as he tried to hum while eating a berry roughly the size of his head. βModeration. Maturity.β He paused to lick juice off his wing. βGod, I hate it here.β βYouβll get used to it,β said Marnie, whoβd made a hobby of appearing uninvited whenever his self-esteem was within kicking distance. βBesides, if youβre done being punished, maybe you can figure out what the sky actually wants from you.β βI thought it wanted me to listen,β Pip said. βThen it wanted me to collaborate. Whatβs next? Therapy?β βYou could use some,β Marnie said cheerfully. βYour egoβs still writing checks your soul canβt cash.β Pip scowled, but she wasnβt wrong. The forest was quieter todayβor maybe he was just tuned differently. The chatter of beetles felt less like background noise and more like percussion again. The leavesβ whispers had softened into melody. Even the cranky moss had settled into something like harmony. And over it all, the skyβs hum lingeredβpatient, constant, the low thrumming reminder that magic, like rent, was due monthly. Then came the rumor. It started in the brambles, as most bad ideas do. A flock of sparrows passed it along to the jays, who exaggerated it into legend, and by sundown the whole forest knew: the sky was planning an open concert. βAn open concert?β Pip repeated when Marnie told him. βLikeβ¦ auditions?β βMore like a cosmic jam session,β she said. βEvery species gets a chance to contribute their sound. Itβs how the sky keeps the balanceβevery few decades, everyone has to remind it they still exist.β Pipβs feathers fluffed. βSo itβs basically a celestial open mic night?β βExactly. Except if you mess up, you donβt just get booed off stage. You might, you knowβ¦ disappear.β βOh,β Pip said, smiling too wide. βSo high stakes. Perfect. Iβm in.β βYouβre not invited,β Marnie said immediately. βYou literally just got off musical probation.β βAnd yet,β Pip said, already preening, βhow poetic would it be if I came full circle? The sky took my songβnow I give it back, better. Redemption arc, act three, the critics will eat it up.β βThe critics,β said Marnie, βwill eat you.β But Pip had already decided. You canβt argue logic with someone who narrates their own character development in real time. The Skyβs Stage Three nights later, the entire forest gathered in a clearing so vast it seemed carved by something older than weather. The trees leaned back respectfully, their canopies forming natural amphitheater walls. Fireflies swirled overhead like stage lights. Even the moon looked dressed up, shining with the smug brightness of someone whoβd scored front-row seats. The air was thick with anticipation and pollenβboth equally intoxicating. One by one, creatures performed. The frogs croaked thunderous harmonies. The crickets chirped in complex polyrhythms that wouldβve made jazz musicians weep. The breeze itself sighed through the reeds, a wistful solo that drew a standing ovation from the ferns. Even Marnie participated, contributing a haunting echo that danced through the canopy like smoke and shadow. And then, as always, Pip made an entrance. Not just an entranceβa moment. He swooped in with the subtlety of fireworks at a funeral, his wings catching the moonlight like polished bronze. The crowd collectively groaned. You could hear a fern mutter, βOh gods, itβs him again.β βEvening, adoring public!β Pip declared, landing on a moss-covered boulder. βI come humbly before you toββ βStop talking before the smiting starts,β Marnie hissed from above. ββto share a lesson learned!β Pip continued, ignoring her. βOnce, I sang without listening. I borrowed what wasnβt mine. But now, I bring back what Iβve found: my voice, shared, not stolen.β He fluffed his chest feathers, inhaled, and began. At first, his song was smallβa single, clear note, fragile as glass. Then it grew, layered with echoes of everything heβd heard since: the whisper of moss, the chatter of ants, the rustle of leaves. His voice rose and fell in rhythm with the forestβs breath. It wasnβt perfect. It cracked. It stumbled. But it was alive. Honest. His melody wound through the night like a thread stitching everything together. The sky listened. Thenβbecause the universe enjoys good timingβa shooting star tore across the heavens. It left behind a streak of light that seemed to pulse in sync with Pipβs song. One became two, then ten, then a rain of falling stars, each burning brighter as his voice wove around them. The forest gasped. Even the moss stopped mumbling. The sky spoke again, but this time not as thunder or judgment. It was laughter, soft and rumbling, full of warmth and warning both. βYouβve learned to listen,β it said. βNow listen to what youβve made.β Pipβs song didnβt stop when he stopped singing. It kept goingβechoed, mirrored, remixed by the world itself. The frogs picked up his rhythm. The crickets repeated his melody. The wind whistled in harmony. For the first time, the forest didnβt just hear him; it answered him. And it sounded good. Unreasonably good. Like, βsomeoneβs-going-to-start-selling-merchβ good. He beamed. βSoβ¦ I passed?β βTechnically,β said the sky, βbut Iβm keeping the publishing rights.β βFair,β Pip said. βIβd only blow it on snacks anyway.β The laughter rippled outward again, scattering among the stars until the whole clearing glowed with gentle, golden light. Creatures turned toward himβsome amused, some admiring, a few already plotting to start a tribute act. Marnie landed beside him, giving a little snort. βYou realize this means youβre insufferable again.β βOh, absolutely,β Pip said, grinning. βBut now Iβm insufferable with depth.β βThatβs somehow worse.β They watched the stars fall in silence for a while. It wasnβt comfortable silenceβPip had the attention span of a caffeinated squirrelβbut it was companionable. The kind of quiet that happens when youβve finally stopped trying to fill it. βSo what now?β he asked eventually. βNow?β Marnie said. βNow you live with what youβve learned until you forget it again. Then the sky will teach you something new.β βThatβs the cycle?β βThatβs the joke,β she said. βWelcome to enlightenment.β He nodded, thoughtful. Then: βDo you think the sky would mind if I did an encore?β Marnie groaned. βYou are constitutionally incapable of not pushing your luck.β βTrue,β Pip said, and before she could stop him, he leapt from the boulder and flared his wings wide. His voice soared into the skyβlighter, freer, full of everything heβd been too proud to feel before. The forest joined him again, this time not out of obligation or curiosity, but out of joy. The whole world became orchestra and audience all at once. And for a brief, impossible moment, Pip thought he could feel the universe smilingβa soundless note of pure approval humming through his bones. Then the note faded, leaving behind only wind and laughter and a toad with no sense of timing. But that was enough. Β The Lesson (Abridged, Annotated, and Mildly Sarcastic) The moral, of course, is painfully simple: You canβt own what you donβt understand, and you canβt understand what you refuse to hear. Pip learnedβeventuallyβthat creation isnβt conquest, and that sometimes the loudest voice in the room is the one quietly keeping time. The universe has rhythm. You can dance to it, or you can get dragged along by it, but either wayβyouβre part of the song. And maybe thatβs the joke, too: everyone wants to headline, but no one wants to rehearse. Pip just happened to learn both the hard and the entertaining way. Which, frankly, is the only way worth learning anything at all. As for the skyβit kept on humming, amused, watchful, and only slightly worried about what Pip would try next. Because one thingβs for sure: somewhere, somehow, that little spotted show-off was definitely plotting a remix. ARCHIVE NOTE: Prints, downloads, and image licensing of βSong of the Spotted Skyβ are available through the Unfocussed Image Archive. Perfect for collectors of whimsical art and lovers of morally ambiguous forest creatures. Β Bring the Magic Home If Pipβs song made you grin, snort, or reconsider stealing from cosmic entities, you can now take a little piece of that story home with you. The artwork βSong of the Spotted Skyβ by Bill and Linda Tiepelman is available in several gorgeous formats, each guaranteed to brighten your spaceβor mildly judge you if you ignore your creative calling. β¨ Framed Print β Because every wall deserves a touch of whimsy and questionable decision-making. βοΈ Metal Print β Bold, luminous, and utterly indestructible. Perfect for showcasing Pipβs ego in HD. π§© Puzzle β 500+ chances to question your life choices, piece by piece. Itβs chaos therapy with wings. π Greeting Card β Send a note, a laugh, or an unsolicited life lesson in Pip-approved style. Whichever version you choose, remember: art is just another way of singing with your eyes open. And if you start hearing the forest hum backβdonβt worry. Thatβs just Pip trying to duet again.