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Madame Nectarlash and the Unsolicited Drip

A suspicious golden drip, a stolen stash of Royal Glownectar, and a rival with the world’s most irritatingly perfect alibi send Madame Nectarlash deep beneath Sugarwild Garden in search of the real culprit.

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Madame Nectarlash, a glittering pink fairy with iridescent wings and dramatic lashes, frowns inside a dew-covered coral flower as a large golden nectar drip hangs above her.

The Drip That Knew Her Name

In the Sugarwild Garden, there were many things one could survive with dignity.

A surprise rainstorm. A bee with opinions. An overly familiar butterfly landing on one's shoulder without so much as a proper introduction.

What one could not survive with dignity, according to Madame Nectarlash, was being publicly dripped upon.

"I did not order this," she said.

The sentence came out low and flat, which was more alarming than shouting. Madame Nectarlash only shouted when somebody had already ruined an entire afternoon. This was the voice she used when someone had ruined her reputation, her velvet-lined schedule, and possibly the next three generations of their bloodline.

She sat in the deep pink cradle of a bellflower, knees tucked close beneath a gauzy little cape of wings. Dewdrops glittered across her powdered cheeks and sleeves. Her lashes-long, lacquered, and famous in three adjoining beds-were narrowed at the object suspended above her.

It was a drop of nectar.

Not a modest drop, either. Not a polite little bead that might be wiped away with a petal edge and forgiven under the right lighting.

This was a slow, swollen, honey-gold monstrosity dangling from the bloom overhead, fat as a plum and shining in the morning sun like it had been personally polished for the purpose of offending her.

It trembled.

Madame Nectarlash's eyes followed it.

"Do not," she told it.

The nectar trembled again.

Across the flower cup, Pippet Wicksong stopped pretending to inspect a pollen thread and looked up. Pippet was a courier sprite by trade, a gossip by instinct, and the sort of creature who could smell a public humiliation from two rows of marigolds away.

"It may simply be natural," he said.

Madame Nectarlash turned her head one deliberate inch.

"Pippet."

"Yes, Madame?"

"If you say the word natural again while that thing is hanging over me like a sticky threat from heaven, I will staple your wings to a dandelion and call it community theater."

Pippet swallowed.

"Understood."

The drip did not fall.

That, more than anything, was what made her suspicious.

Nectar fell. It was one of the few dependable laws of the garden. It gathered at the lip of a bloom, grew round and heavy, then surrendered to gravity with all the grace of a drunk beetle at closing time.

But this drop held itself there.

It quivered. It gleamed. It waited.

Madame Nectarlash leaned closer, though not close enough for anyone to accuse her of curiosity. Curiosity was how young sprites ended up inside pitcher plants, married to musicians, or owning a single damp boot for the rest of their lives.

A faint scent reached her.

Vanilla pollen. Blushberry sugar. A whisper of silverleaf oil.

Her own scent blend.

Her expression did not change, but every tiny muscle in her glitter-dusted face became very still.

"Pippet," she said.

"Mm-hm?"

"Come here."

"Near the drip?"

"No. Near me. I'm not asking you to volunteer for a honey bath. I have standards."

Pippet inched closer over the petal floor. "What is it?"

Madame Nectarlash lifted one elegant finger toward the golden bulb above them.

"Smell that."

Pippet sniffed. His round little face creased. Then he sniffed once more, considerably less casually.

"That smells like…"

"Finish the sentence carefully."

"You."

"Correct."

"Which is unsettling," Pippet added, perhaps hoping honesty would save him.

"It is not merely unsettling. It is a statement."

"A statement from whom?"

Madame Nectarlash looked around the flower chamber.

The bellflower's great curled petals rose around them in shades of coral and rose. Beads of dew clung to the ridges like glass pearls. Beyond the opening, the Sugarwild Garden was waking up: bees grumbled in the foxgloves, blue moths drifted above the clover, and somewhere in the distance an early-bird chorus was already butchering a song everyone pretended to enjoy.

Nothing looked unusual.

Which meant, naturally, that something was deeply wrong.

"Someone wants it to appear that I have been handling Royal Glownectar," she said.

Pippet blinked. "Madame, that is an enormous conclusion to draw from a drop of scented honey."

"First, it is nectar. Honey is what happens when bees put their sticky little hands in everything. Second, Royal Glownectar was stolen from the Moonpetal Conservatory last night. Third, the council convenes here at noon."

The color slipped from Pippet's face.

"Here?"

"Here."

"In this flower?"

"Unless the council has suddenly developed taste and moved to somewhere less damp, yes."

Pippet stared up at the drip. "So when they arrive…"

"They will find an illegal nectar sample hanging over my head, scented like my private powder drawer."

"That does look bad."

Madame Nectarlash's stare sharpened.

"It looks like a felony wearing perfume."

Above them, the golden drop stretched another hair's breadth toward her crown.

Pippet made a tiny squeak.

Madame Nectarlash stood in one smooth, furious motion. Her wings flashed pale blue and violet in the filtered sun. "We are leaving."

"Shouldn't we preserve the evidence?"

"I am preserving myself from the evidence. You may preserve it after I am no longer directly beneath it."

She marched toward the flower's opening, shoulders square, chin high, and tiny orange fingers clenched hard enough to dent a dew bead.

Then the nectar dropped.

Not all of it.

Just one gleaming thread, quick as a whip.

It struck the petal beside her slipper with a wet little plip.

The floor of the bellflower lit up gold.

A fine ring of pollen sparked around the impact point, forming a symbol no larger than a thumbnail: a spiral bloom with three hooked leaves.

Pippet stopped breathing.

Madame Nectarlash stared at it.

"Do you recognize that seal?" he whispered.

"Unfortunately," she said.

There were only a handful of families in Sugarwild who used spiral-bloom seals. The oldest belonged to the Moonpetal Court. The richest belonged to the Glimmerpout estate.

And the most obnoxious belonged to Lady Glimmerpout herself.

Madame Nectarlash's mouth tightened into a perfect, dangerous little line.

"Of course," she said. "Of course it's her."

Pippet looked from the seal to the drip and back again. "Lady Glimmerpout has been saying for weeks that you were jealous of her moonlit nectar collection."

"Lady Glimmerpout says many things. Most of them while arranging her face into an expression that suggests she has personally invented breathing."

"So she framed you?"

"She tried."

The first sliver of a smile appeared on Madame Nectarlash's lips. It was not a happy smile. It was the smile of someone who had just discovered that an enemy had made the mistake of becoming interesting.

"Pippet," she said, "fetch your courier satchel."

"Why?"

"Because we are paying Lady Glimmerpout a visit."

"To confront her?"

"Certainly not." Madame Nectarlash stepped out into the sunlit garden, wings lifting behind her like jeweled knives. "We are going to be gracious. We are going to be charming. We are going to compliment her revolting little orchid fountain."

Pippet hurried after her. "And then?"

Madame Nectarlash paused at the edge of the bellflower and glanced back at the golden evidence dripping in slow, patient silence behind her.

"And then," she said, "we are going to find out who thinks they can pour a scandal over my head and walk away clean."

She snapped open her wings.

"Nobody in this garden gets that lucky."

The Rival With the Perfect Alibi

Lady Glimmerpout lived exactly where Madame Nectarlash expected a creature like Lady Glimmerpout to live: at the far end of the Moonlace Walk, inside an orchid so extravagantly violet that it appeared to have been personally offended by every other color in the garden.

The orchid sat above a polished pond of blue-black water. Pale moths drifted through its hanging roots. Tiny mirrored pebbles had been arranged along the entrance path in a manner that made every visitor look slightly more luminous and considerably more tired.

"She has mirrors outside," Pippet muttered as they landed on a leaf near the front petals.

"Yes," Madame Nectarlash said. "That way no one can approach her without being reminded who the second-prettiest person in the conversation is."

Pippet adjusted his courier satchel. It was much too big for him and made him look like a nervous plum wearing luggage.

"Should I announce us?"

"No."

"Should I hide?"

"Also no."

"Should I perhaps be somewhere that has fewer opportunities for magical retaliation?"

Madame Nectarlash gave him a glance.

"Pippet, this is an orchid court. There are no such places."

Before he could decide whether that was an instruction or an omen, a bell rang from inside the blossom.

Not a real bell. A dew bell. The sound was a bright, expensive little chime made by a single droplet striking a silverleaf cup.

Then Lady Glimmerpout appeared.

She glided down the curved petal ramp in a gown of pale mauve flower silk, her wings dusted with moonlit silver. Her hair rose around her head in a cloud of soft curls, each one perfectly placed and therefore morally suspicious. A small pearl beetle perched on her shoulder like a decorative threat.

"Madame Nectarlash," she said, smiling as though the two of them had not spent six consecutive spring festivals trying to outshine each other at every available angle. "What a surprise."

"Lady Glimmerpout."

Madame Nectarlash gave a crisp little bow.

"Your orchid is looking exceptionally… purple."

Lady Glimmerpout's smile thinned by a molecule.

"And you look exceptionally determined to be noticed before noon."

Pippet made a quiet noise that might have been a cough and might have been his soul leaving his body.

"I was nearby," Madame Nectarlash said. "I thought I might call."

"How social of you."

"Don't make me regret it."

Lady Glimmerpout's pearl beetle clicked its little jaws.

"You brought a courier," Lady Glimmerpout observed.

"I bring Pippet everywhere."

Pippet froze.

Madame Nectarlash continued, "He is useful in a crisis and decorative in a hallway."

"I'm right here," Pippet said.

"Yes. See? Responsive."

Lady Glimmerpout held the entrance petal open. "Well. Come in, then. You may both enjoy a sip of my new starfruit infusion."

"I would rather drink pond water through a snail shell," Madame Nectarlash said pleasantly. "But thank you."

Inside, the orchid was worse.

Everything gleamed. Pearl shells had been converted into chairs. A chandelier of frozen dew hung from the center of the bloom. The walls were lined with slim glass vials filled with rare nectars: midnight blue, moss green, blush pink, and one frankly unnerving shade of chartreuse.

Madame Nectarlash's eyes moved carefully over the display.

Nothing gold.

Nothing labeled Royal Glownectar.

Nothing, at first glance, that suggested Lady Glimmerpout had spent the morning arranging fragrant evidence over an enemy's head.

Which only irritated her further.

"You've redecorated," she said.

"I have." Lady Glimmerpout settled onto a shell chair and crossed one delicate ankle over the other. "The old room felt cramped."

"It did?"

"Mm. I removed anything that made it feel crowded."

She looked directly at Pippet.

Pippet glanced down at himself, then toward the doorway.

Madame Nectarlash sat beside him before he could flee.

"I hear the Moonpetal Conservatory was robbed," Lady Glimmerpout said, arranging her sleeves. "Terrible business."

"You hear quickly."

"Everyone does."

"Not everyone has a spiral-bloom pollen seal in their personal stationery."

Lady Glimmerpout blinked once.

"That is a very particular observation."

"I am a very particular woman."

"Obviously."

The two fairies smiled at one another with enough sweetness to dissolve bark.

Madame Nectarlash leaned forward. "A sample of Royal Glownectar appeared above my flower this morning."

Pippet's eyes widened. He had expected subtle. He had not expected Madame Nectarlash to pull the accusation out, polish it, and lay it on the table between the tea cups.

Lady Glimmerpout did not flinch.

"How dreadful," she said.

"It carried a spiral-bloom seal."

"How convenient."

"It smelled like my private scent blend."

"How theatrical."

"And I wondered whether you had anything to do with it."

Lady Glimmerpout's smile vanished.

Not dramatically. Not in a way that could be called a confession. It simply folded away, leaving her face calm, pale, and suddenly much less decorative.

"Nectarlash," she said, "if I wanted you embarrassed, I would not waste Royal Glownectar on it."

Madame Nectarlash's brows rose.

"No?"

"No. I would wait until the Blossom Court luncheon, replace your perfume atomizer with bee-repellent, and let you spend four hours being pursued by every worker bee south of the rose arbor."

Pippet stared.

Lady Glimmerpout's expression softened by the tiniest amount.

"Hypothetically."

"Naturally," Madame Nectarlash said.

"But I did not steal the Glownectar, and I did not drip it over you."

"That is a very specific denial."

"Because I know you." Lady Glimmerpout rose and crossed the room to a slender glass cabinet. "You do not come here before breakfast unless you have either found a body or decided I am one."

She opened the cabinet. Inside rested a small moonstone clock, its hands shaped like curled stems.

"At dawn," Lady Glimmerpout said, "I was at the Silvercap Pavilion."

"Alone?"

"With twelve judges, forty-seven guests, and the entire Saffron Bloom Choir."

Pippet frowned. "For what?"

Lady Glimmerpout looked insulted that he had to ask.

"The Petal Vein Restoration Gala."

Pippet blinked.

"That started at dawn?"

"The suffering of endangered flowers does not consult a clock."

Madame Nectarlash knew the event. Everybody knew the event. Lady Glimmerpout had chaired it for three years running and made sure no one survived the season without hearing how much money had been raised, how many petals had been restored, and how moving her speech had been.

"You expect me to believe you were there all morning?" Madame Nectarlash asked.

"Not believe." Lady Glimmerpout turned toward the rear of the orchid. "Come see."

She led them to a hanging wall of silverleaf screens. With a flick of her finger, one leaf unfurled.

There, captured in the misty reflection of a dew lens, stood Lady Glimmerpout on a stage beneath a silvercap mushroom. A crowded pavilion spread before her. The choir fluttered behind her in saffron robes. A judge with a mossy beard sat at her left, looking as though he had been bored since germination.

Lady Glimmerpout was speaking.

"…and so I say to every blossom, every bud, every brave little stamen fighting for another sunrise-"

Madame Nectarlash made a face.

"Enough," she said.

Lady Glimmerpout shut the leaf.

"The recording is timestamped. The whole pavilion saw me. Ask any one of them."

Madame Nectarlash said nothing.

The alibi was perfect. Irritatingly, infuriatingly, gilded-with-a-ribbon perfect.

Lady Glimmerpout could have hired someone else, of course. She had the money, the vanity, and the spare time. But that would mean the spiral-bloom seal had been used as a deliberate clue-not a careless signature.

Someone wanted Madame Nectarlash to come here.

Someone wanted the two rivals pointed at each other while the real culprit moved through the garden unnoticed.

Lady Glimmerpout studied her face.

"You believe me," she said.

"I believe you enjoy an alibi far too much."

"It is a very good one."

"It is obnoxiously good."

"Thank you."

"That was not praise."

"It still landed like praise."

Pippet, who had wisely been silent through most of this exchange, crouched near the glass cabinet. "Madame," he said. "Look."

A tiny line of gold ran beneath one of the cabinet doors.

Madame Nectarlash crossed the room and bent low. The glittering thread was nearly invisible against the orchid floor, but there it was: a sticky streak of nectar, thinner than a hair, leading from the cabinet toward a narrow vent at the back of the bloom.

Lady Glimmerpout's eyes narrowed.

"That was not there this morning."

"You are certain?" Madame Nectarlash asked.

"Do you think I keep my cabinet floors casually smeared with gold?"

Madame Nectarlash looked at the rest of the room.

"No," she said. "I think you would have coordinated it with the curtains."

Lady Glimmerpout inhaled through her nose.

"That line goes to the root tunnels," Pippet said quietly. "Couriers use them when the weather is bad."

"And beetles," Lady Glimmerpout added.

"And small mites," Pippet said.

"And anyone who is filthy enough to crawl," Madame Nectarlash finished.

The three of them stared at the vent.

Then, from inside the tunnel, came a faint scraping sound.

Once.

Twice.

Followed by a cheerful, muffled humming.

Lady Glimmerpout's pearl beetle raised its jaws.

Madame Nectarlash's wings opened with a cold, iridescent snap.

"Well," she said. "There is your culprit."

"You do not know that," Lady Glimmerpout said.

"Something is tunneling through your orchid, trailing stolen nectar, immediately after I found your seal in a frame-up. I am feeling unusually comfortable with my instincts."

The humming stopped.

For one breathless moment, the vent held perfectly still.

Then a small round face appeared in the darkness.

It belonged to Bumblesprig, the pollen beetle.

He was known across Sugarwild for three things: his bright striped shell, his relentless cheerfulness, and his alarming tendency to pop up wherever he had not been invited.

A lump of gold nectar clung to one of his antennae.

"Oh!" he said.

His eyes moved from Madame Nectarlash to Lady Glimmerpout to Pippet.

"This is awkward."

"Bumblesprig," Madame Nectarlash said.

"Madame."

"Why are you in Lady Glimmerpout's root tunnel?"

"Shortcut."

"Why are you covered in Royal Glownectar?"

Bumblesprig looked up at his antenna.

"Craft project?"

"Why," Lady Glimmerpout said, stepping forward, "is there a spiral-bloom seal pressed into my cabinet floor?"

Bumblesprig's little mouth opened.

It closed.

Then, astonishingly, he smiled.

"That one may be harder to explain."

Madame Nectarlash took one step toward the vent.

Bumblesprig promptly vanished backward into the tunnel.

"Oh, no," Pippet said.

"Oh, yes," Madame Nectarlash said.

She reached for the vent.

Lady Glimmerpout caught her wrist.

"You cannot go down there."

Madame Nectarlash looked at the hand touching her.

Lady Glimmerpout released her at once.

"The root tunnels run beneath the whole east garden," she said. "They are wet, narrow, and full of things that should not have teeth."

"Then it sounds like Bumblesprig has chosen an appropriate home."

"I am serious."

"So am I."

"Nectarlash."

Madame Nectarlash turned. For the first time that morning, Lady Glimmerpout looked genuinely worried.

"If someone used my seal to send you here," she said, "then they wanted you to find the tunnel. They may be expecting you."

Pippet's face went pale enough to disappear against the orchid wall.

Madame Nectarlash glanced toward the dark opening, where the last sticky gleam of Bumblesprig's trail sank into the roots.

She could hear the faintest echo of his humming below.

Too cheerful.

Too close.

And not nearly accidental.

"Then," Madame Nectarlash said, lifting her chin, "we should not disappoint them."

The Bloom Above the Law

The root tunnel was every bit as unpleasant as Lady Glimmerpout had promised.

It was narrow, damp, and threaded with pale root hairs that brushed against Madame Nectarlash's wings with the intimacy of a stranger in a crowded lift. The walls smelled of wet soil, old sap, and something sweet enough to make her teeth ache.

Behind her, Pippet crawled with the awkward determination of someone who had realized too late that loyalty was mostly just fear wearing a nicer coat.

Lady Glimmerpout came last, holding a moonseed lantern between two fingers. Its cold silver light slid over the tunnel walls.

"I want it entered into the record," Lady Glimmerpout said, "that I am only here because you insisted on chasing a pollen beetle into my plumbing."

"You are here because someone used your seal," Madame Nectarlash said.

"And because you have no sense of self-preservation."

"That is not the same thing."

"It is precisely the same thing."

Pippet's satchel scraped a root above him. "Could we perhaps have this argument after we are no longer underground?"

"No," both fairies said.

The tunnel curved downward.

Ahead, Bumblesprig's humming bounced along the roots in little cheerful fragments. Every few inches, another glittering bead of gold clung to the floor.

Madame Nectarlash stopped beside one of the drops.

"It is fresh," she said.

Lady Glimmerpout crouched beside her. "Royal Glownectar does not stay liquid outside a sealed vessel. It crystallizes by sunrise."

"Unless it is being fed through a living bloom," Madame Nectarlash said.

"A large living bloom."

Pippet looked from one to the other. "How large?"

The fairies did not answer.

Which, in Pippet's experience, was worse than either of them answering.

At the end of the tunnel, the roots opened into a chamber beneath the eastern garden. It was vast enough to swallow the bellflower where Madame Nectarlash had found the drip that morning. Thick stems crossed overhead like cathedral beams. Pools of nectar shone in the darkness, glowing amber and gold.

At the center of the chamber stood a bloom.

It was magnificent.

That was the first problem.

Its petals were broad and luminous, layered in shades of peach, coral, and deep pink. Pearly dew beaded along its rim. Its center gleamed with a warm golden light, as though it had trapped a piece of sunset inside itself.

And it was much, much too large.

The bloom's petals curved inward around an open cup lined with nectar. Vines hung from its throat. Tiny spiral-bloom seals had been pressed into the root walls all around it, dozens upon dozens of them.

"Oh," Pippet whispered.

"A sunrise pitcher bloom," Lady Glimmerpout said.

Madame Nectarlash's mouth tightened. "I thought they were extinct."

"They are supposed to be."

"Then this one is being terribly rude about it."

Bumblesprig sat on a root near the great bloom, his striped shell smeared with gold. He was arranging sticky little droplets into a row of pollen stamps.

When he saw them, he sighed.

"I knew the tunnel trail was too obvious," he said.

"You were humming," Madame Nectarlash replied.

"I hum when I am nervous."

"You hum when you are breathing."

"That too."

Lady Glimmerpout stepped forward. "Bumblesprig, explain yourself."

The beetle looked at the enormous flower. Then at the three of them.

"I was hired," he said.

"By whom?" Madame Nectarlash asked.

The bloom made a sound.

It was not a rustle of petals or the groan of roots.

It was a laugh.

Low and wet and almost musical.

The glowing center opened wider.

"By me," said the flower.

Pippet made a noise so small it barely qualified as a scream.

Madame Nectarlash did not move. Her eyes stayed fixed on the bloom's center as the petals slowly flexed around it.

"Flowers," she said carefully, "do not generally speak."

"Generally," said the bloom, "is a word used by creatures who hate surprises."

Lady Glimmerpout's lantern shook once in her hand.

"You are a sunrise pitcher bloom," she said.

"I prefer Lady Solavine."

"You are a carnivorous plant."

"That is a cruelly reductive label."

"You eat people."

"Only the tedious ones."

Madame Nectarlash stepped in front of Pippet, who had begun inching backward toward the tunnel.

"You stole the Royal Glownectar," she said.

Lady Solavine gave a soft, fragrant sigh.

"Stole? Such ugly language. I cultivated it."

"From a locked conservatory."

"Locks are just tiny invitations written by insecure gardeners."

"And you used Lady Glimmerpout's seal to frame me."

"I used Lady Glimmerpout's seal to introduce a little momentum."

Lady Glimmerpout's face went white with fury.

"You had Bumblesprig send the scented drip over Nectarlash's flower."

"I had Bumblesprig deliver a message."

Bumblesprig raised one small foreleg. "To be fair, it was a very elegant delivery."

Madame Nectarlash looked at him.

He lowered the foreleg.

"A message," Madame Nectarlash repeated.

Lady Solavine's petals shimmered.

"The Sugarwild Garden has grown so dull. Every season brings another gala, another contest, another tedious gathering of winged creatures pretending not to watch one another fail. I wanted a little disruption."

"So you manufactured a scandal."

"I manufactured an opportunity."

"For what?"

The huge bloom leaned closer, its golden center reflecting in Madame Nectarlash's wide green eyes.

"For the garden to see what happens when its prettiest little authorities are forced to crawl."

The chamber went silent.

Then Pippet, very quietly, said, "That is incredibly rude."

Lady Solavine's petals twitched.

"Who is the luggage?"

"That," Madame Nectarlash said, "is Pippet. And he is considerably more useful than you are about to be."

She moved before anyone could stop her.

Madame Nectarlash launched into the air, wings flashing blue and violet. She flew straight at the nearest root wall, scooped up a stamped spiral seal, and hurled it into the nearest glowing nectar pool.

The pool flashed bright gold.

Then another seal lit up.

Then another.

Across the chamber, every counterfeit spiral-bloom mark began to glow.

Lady Glimmerpout understood first.

"The seals," she said. "They are not just forgeries."

"No," Madame Nectarlash said. "They are a distribution system."

Each seal was connected by a hair-thin trail of stolen nectar. The paths ran through the garden's root network, toward dozens of flowers and gathering places above.

Lady Solavine had not arranged one drip over Madame Nectarlash's head.

She had arranged hundreds.

By noon, every notable sprite in Sugarwild would find themselves beneath a fragrant golden drop carrying the seal, scent, or private marks of some rival.

There would be accusations. Fights. Public crying. At least three cancelled engagements. The Garden Council would spend the whole day clawing at one another while Lady Solavine drank their outrage through the roots.

"You are feeding on the panic," Lady Glimmerpout said.

Lady Solavine smiled with her entire enormous bloom.

"Conflict is rich soil."

"And you are a parasite," Madame Nectarlash said.

"Darling, we are all parasites of something."

Madame Nectarlash landed on a root beside Bumblesprig.

"Pippet," she said, "how fast can you fly?"

Pippet looked as though the answer might be physically painful.

"Fast enough?"

"I need you above ground. Find the council before they enter the bellflower. Tell them the sunrise pitcher bloom is under the east garden and that every seal in the root system is false."

"They will want proof."

"Bring them here."

"Here?"

"Yes, here."

"Where the talking carnivorous flower is?"

"Pippet."

"Right. Proof."

He ran for the tunnel.

Lady Solavine's vines snapped outward.

They whipped across the chamber, fast as striking snakes.

Madame Nectarlash caught Pippet by the satchel strap and yanked him sideways just as a vine crashed into the tunnel wall. Sticky gold nectar sprayed across the roots.

"Go!" she shouted.

Pippet did not need to be told again.

He vanished into the tunnel, wings buzzing hard enough to shake dust from the ceiling.

Lady Solavine's petals flared open.

"You have spoiled a perfectly good morning," she said.

"It was already ruined," Madame Nectarlash replied. "You dripped on me."

"Barely."

"Intent matters."

Lady Glimmerpout stepped beside her, moonseed lantern raised.

"You framed us both."

Madame Nectarlash glanced sideways. "Do not make this sentimental."

"I am not."

"Good."

"I merely intend to help destroy her."

"That is exactly the right amount of feeling."

The two rivals rose into the air together.

Lady Solavine struck first.

Vines lashed across the chamber, dripping gold. Lady Glimmerpout darted left and sliced through one with the sharp edge of her moonseed lantern. Madame Nectarlash spun beneath another, caught a hanging root, and kicked off toward the flower's central throat.

"You cannot stop the drips!" Lady Solavine cried.

"I do not need to stop every drip," Madame Nectarlash called back. "I only need to make one very public mess."

She flew straight for the thickest nectar channel feeding the chamber.

Lady Solavine saw it too late.

"No!"

Madame Nectarlash seized the channel with both hands.

It was hot, sticky, and immediately coated her fingers in glowing gold. She grimaced with heroic disgust, then pulled with everything she had.

The channel tore free.

Royal Glownectar burst across the chamber in a brilliant amber arc.

It splashed over the root walls.

Over the counterfeited seals.

Over Bumblesprig's abandoned stamps.

And directly over Lady Solavine's own blooming face.

The giant flower gave a wet, outraged shriek.

Aboveground, all across Sugarwild, the false drip lines faltered.

The nectar threads retracted from their waiting blooms one by one, snapping upward in glittering strands.

At the same moment, the east-garden roots began to shake.

Voices echoed down the tunnel.

Dozens of them.

The Garden Council arrived in a frantic cluster of wings, robes, lanterns, and offended questions. Pippet flew at the front, panting hard and looking pleased to still be alive.

Behind him came judges, couriers, conservatory keepers, and half the Saffron Bloom Choir, who had apparently decided this was more entertaining than their scheduled rehearsal.

They stopped at the entrance to the chamber.

There was Lady Solavine, coated in stolen Glownectar.

There were the glowing counterfeit seals.

There was Lady Glimmerpout holding a severed vine like a weapon.

And there was Madame Nectarlash standing atop a root, hands sticky, wings askew, lashes somehow still perfect.

For several seconds, no one spoke.

Then Elder Mallowmere of the council adjusted his mossy beard and said, "Well. This appears to be a problem."

"It is a conspiracy," Madame Nectarlash said.

Lady Solavine tried to close her petals.

The council's conservatory keepers moved in at once, binding the great bloom's roots with silverleaf cords. The flower complained about its treatment, threatened lawsuits, and attempted to eat a deputy judge's sleeve.

No one was particularly sympathetic.

Bumblesprig was found hiding inside Madame Nectarlash's abandoned nectar channel. He confessed to carrying messages, pressing seals, and accepting payment in candied pollen puffs.

"I did not know she was going to eat anyone," he insisted.

"She is a carnivorous flower," Lady Glimmerpout said.

"Yes, but she was so articulate."

The council took him away for questioning.

As the chamber filled with official commotion, Lady Glimmerpout approached Madame Nectarlash.

For once, neither of them had an insult ready.

Lady Glimmerpout looked down at Madame Nectarlash's gold-smeared hands.

"You are sticky," she said.

"I am aware."

"Your hair is also-"

"Finish that sentence and I will smear nectar in your curls."

Lady Glimmerpout considered this.

"Fair."

Then, with a small movement of her wrist, she held out a silk handkerchief.

It was embroidered with tiny silver orchids and looked far too expensive to touch anything honest.

Madame Nectarlash accepted it.

"Do not misunderstand this," Lady Glimmerpout said. "I still dislike you intensely."

"Thank goodness," Madame Nectarlash replied. "I would hate to leave this ordeal with a friendship."

"But you were right."

Madame Nectarlash dabbed gold from her fingers.

"I know."

"And you saved my name along with yours."

"I saved the garden from having to listen to you explain your innocence for the next twelve years."

Lady Glimmerpout laughed.

It was a real laugh, brief and surprised enough that Madame Nectarlash almost looked pleased.

Almost.

By noon, the bellflower council chamber had been cleaned, the false evidence collected, and the morning's suspended drip removed with extreme prejudice.

Madame Nectarlash returned to her flower cup just as the sun reached the high petals.

Pippet hovered nearby, watching her inspect the ceiling.

"Do you think there will be another one?" he asked.

Madame Nectarlash looked up.

Nothing dangled over her now. No golden threat. No glistening accusation. Just soft coral petals and a clean slice of blue garden sky.

"There had better not be," she said.

A small bead of dew slid from a petal edge and landed on her shoulder.

Madame Nectarlash went completely still.

Pippet held his breath.

She looked down at the harmless drop.

Then she looked back up at the ceiling.

"I am not doing this again," she announced to the entire garden.

Somewhere far away, a bee laughed.


Bring Madame Nectarlash Home

Madame Nectarlash has survived an attempted nectar framing, a root-tunnel ambush, and the garden's most offensive drip. Her expression says she is handling it with grace. Her lashes say someone is about to be sued.

Bring this jewel-bright Sugarwild Garden troublemaker home as a canvas print or luminous metal print; let her take over the wall as a richly detailed tapestry; or choose the frankly appropriate throw pillow or fleece blanket for maximum soft, sticky-looking judgment.

For quieter forms of mischief, she is also available as a puzzle and a greeting card.

Shop Madame Nectarlash and the Unsolicited Drip art prints and products at Unfocussed

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