dragon mischief

par Bill Tiepelman

Paws, Claws, and Dragon Flaws

A Hatchling's First Crime Spree The problem with baby dragons—aside from the fire, claws, and tendency to bite first and ask questions never—is that they have zero sense of consequences. That was exactly the issue with Scorch, a freshly hatched menace with a face too cute for its own damn good. Scorch was small, green, and absurdly chonky for a dragon. He had big, round eyes that made villagers go “Awww!” right before he set their laundry on fire. His wings were still useless, which made him mad as hell, so he compensated by getting into everyone’s business. If you had food? It was his now. If you had valuables? Also his. If you had dignity? Kiss that goodbye. Unfortunately for the town of Bramblewick, Scorch had decided that today was the day he would make the entire village his. And that meant looting. A lot of looting. A One-Dragon Heist It started at Old Man Higgins’ bakery. The old bastard never stood a chance. One second, he was setting out a fresh tray of honey buns, and the next, a green blur shot through the open window, snagged the entire batch, and scurried off under a cart. “What the—” Higgins sputtered, staring at his empty counter. Then he spotted the culprit. Scorch, sticky-faced and smug, licked honey off his claws and burped directly in Higgins’ direction. “Why, you little—” Scorch took off, tail wiggling as he darted down the street, leaving a trail of crumbs and zero remorse. Criminal Mastermind… Kinda By noon, he had: Stolen a pie from the windowsill of Widow Gertrude (who threw a broom at him and missed). Pilfered a pair of underpants off someone’s clothesline (why? No one knows). Scared the blacksmith’s apprentice by sneaking up behind him and exhaling just enough smoke to make him pee himself. Bit a knight’s boot because it was shiny. The villagers were beginning to take notice. A posse formed. Angry murmurs spread. “That little bastard just stole my lunch.” “He’s been terrorizing my chickens!” “He stole my wife’s best cooking pot! And she’s pissed!” Scorch, completely unbothered, was currently sitting in the middle of the fountain, feet kicked up, gnawing on a stolen ham hock. Then, just as he was really getting comfortable, a shadow loomed over him. Enter Trouble “Well, well, well. If it isn’t the town’s newest pain in my ass.” Scorch paused mid-chew and looked up. It was Fiona. The town’s official problem-solver. She was tall, scarred, and wielded an attitude as sharp as the sword on her hip. She also looked thoroughly unimpressed. “You done yet, Tiny Terror? Or are you planning to rob the mayor next?” Scorch blinked his big, innocent eyes. Fiona crossed her arms. “Don’t even try it. I’ve been around too long to fall for that cute act.” Scorch, deciding he did not like this woman, stuck his tongue out and immediately launched himself at her face. Unfortunately, his tiny, useless wings did nothing, so instead of an epic attack, he just face-planted onto her boot. Silence. Fiona sighed. “Gods save me, this is going to be a long day.” How to Train Your Disaster Fiona had dealt with all kinds of problems before—bandits, mercenaries, one very drunk wizard—but never had she been tasked with disciplining a pint-sized dragon with a superiority complex. She bent down and picked up Scorch by the scruff like an angry mother cat. He flailed. He hissed. He smacked her in the face with his chubby little paw. None of it was effective. “Alright, you tiny bastard,” she muttered. “You’re coming with me.” The townsfolk cheered. “About time someone dealt with that little menace!” “Throw him in the stocks!” “No! Send him to the mines!” Fiona gave them all a look. “He’s a baby.” “A baby criminal,” Widow Gertrude shot back. “He stole my pie.” Scorch, still dangling from Fiona’s grip, licked his lips loudly. “See? No remorse!” Gertrude shrieked. Fiona sighed and turned on her heel. “Yeah, yeah. I’ll deal with him.” And before the mob could organize itself further, she marched off, dragon in tow. The Art of Discipline (or Lack Thereof) Fiona’s idea of “dealing with” Scorch turned out to be plopping him down on her kitchen table and pointing a finger at him. “You need to stop stealing things,” she said firmly. Scorch yawned. “I’m serious. You’re pissing everyone off.” Scorch flopped onto his back and dramatically threw his legs in the air. “Oh, don’t even. You’re not dying. You’re just spoiled.” Scorch let out a very unconvincing death rattle. Fiona pinched the bridge of her nose. “You know what? Fine. You wanna be a little menace? Let’s make it official. You work for me now.” Scorch stopped fake-dying. He blinked. Tilted his head. “Yeah,” Fiona continued. “I’m making you my apprentice.” Scorch stared. Then he did the only logical thing—he stole her dagger straight from its sheath. “You little shit—” A New Partnership It took fifteen minutes, a chair tipped over, and a very unfortunate headbutt to get the dagger back. But once she did, Fiona knew one thing for certain: She had made a mistake. Scorch was already investigating every corner of her house, sniffing things, chewing things, knocking things over just because. He had the attention span of a drunk squirrel and the morals of a highway robber. But… She watched as he scrambled onto the counter, knocking over a stack of papers in the process. He was clearly proud of himself, tail wiggling, tongue sticking out as he surveyed his domain. Fiona sighed. “You’re going to burn this town down someday, aren’t you?” Scorch burped out a tiny ember. “Gods help me.” And just like that, the town’s biggest problem became Fiona’s personal headache.     Bring Scorch Home—If You Dare! Can’t get enough of this tiny troublemaker? 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par Bill Tiepelman

Lost in a World Too Big

The first thing Fizzlebop noticed upon hatching was that the world was entirely too loud, too bright, and too full of things that did not immediately cater to his needs. A terrible injustice, really. He blinked his enormous blue eyes, stretching his stubby wings with an exasperated sigh. The nest was empty. His siblings had hatched before him, leaving behind only cracked eggshells and a lingering warmth. How typical. They never waited for him. "Ugh," he muttered, dragging his tiny tail across the soft moss. "Abandoned at birth. Tragic." Fizzlebop attempted to stand, only to topple forward, his little claws scrabbling against the ground. "Oh yes, very majestic. Future ruler of the skies, right here," he grumbled, rolling onto his back. "Might as well leave me here to perish." The sky above him was a swirl of pastels, stars twinkling like they had something to be smug about. "Don't just sit there looking all mysterious," he huffed at them. "Help me!" The stars, as expected, did not assist. With a great effort, he managed to sit upright, his wings flaring dramatically for balance. He squinted into the distance, where flickering firelight suggested the rest of his nestmates were already feasting with their mother. "Of course they started without me," he muttered. "Because why wouldn't they?" Then, just to test if life was truly out to get him, Fizzlebop attempted to take a single confident step forward. His foot met a particularly devious rock, and he promptly face-planted. "Oh, I see how it is," he growled, flopping onto his side. "Fine. I'll just stay here. Alone. Forever. Probably get eaten by something big and toothy." Something rustled nearby. Fizzlebop froze. Slowly, carefully, he turned his head—only to come face to face with a fox. A very hungry-looking fox. The fox tilted its head, clearly confused by the sight of a baby dragon glaring up at it with an expression of profound irritation. Fizzlebop narrowed his eyes. "Listen here, overgrown rodent," he said, voice full of bratty confidence. "I am a dragon. A creature of legend. A force of nature." He puffed up his chest. "I will breathe fire upon you." Silence. The fox remained unimpressed. Fizzlebop inhaled deeply, ready to unleash his terrifying flame… and promptly sneezed. A pathetic little spark fizzled into the air. The fox blinked. Fizzlebop blinked. Then, with a sigh, he flopped onto his back and groaned. "Fine. Just eat me and get it over with." Instead of attacking, the fox sniffed him once, let out an unimpressed huff, and trotted away. "Yeah, that's right," Fizzlebop called after it. "Run, coward!" He lay there for a moment longer before muttering, "I didn't want to be eaten anyway." Then, grumbling to himself, he got back onto his feet and stomped toward the firelight, ready to make a dramatic entrance and demand his rightful place at the feast. Because if he was going to suffer in this unfair world, the least he could do was make everyone else suffer with him.     Fizzlebop marched—well, wobbled—toward the glow of the firelight, muttering under his breath about betrayal, neglect, and the sheer injustice of being the last to hatch. His tiny claws crunched against the frost-covered ground, his tail flicking dramatically with each exaggerated step. “Oh yes, just leave the baby behind,” he grumbled. “Forget about poor, defenseless Fizzlebop. Not like I could have been eaten or anything.” He paused and shuddered. “By a fox. A fox, of all things.” The campfire flickered ahead, surrounded by his siblings, who were rolling around in a pile of meat scraps like the uncultured beasts they were. Their mother, a great silver dragon with molten gold eyes, lay nearby, preening her wings, looking—for lack of a better word—smug. Fizzlebop narrowed his eyes. They had noticed his absence. They just hadn’t cared. Well. That would not stand. He inhaled deeply, summoning every ounce of injustice and rage within his tiny frame, and let out a battle cry: “HOW DARE YOU.” The entire nest froze. His siblings blinked at him, meat dangling from their stupid little jaws. His mother arched an elegant brow. Fizzlebop stomped forward. “Do you have ANY idea what I have been through?” he demanded, wings flaring. “Do you know the STRUGGLES I have faced?” Silence. Fizzlebop did not care. He was going to tell them anyway. “First of all, I was abandoned,” he declared. “Cast out, left to suffer, forced to hatch in solitude like some tragic hero in a forgotten legend.” He placed a claw against his chest, looking to the heavens. “And then! As if that weren’t bad enough—” His mother exhaled loudly through her nose. “Fizzlebop, you hatched twenty minutes late.” Fizzlebop gasped. “Twenty minutes? Oh, I see. So I should just be grateful that my own family left me to perish in the cruel, unfeeling wilds?!” His mother stared at him. His siblings stared at him. One of them, a chubby dragon named Soot, licked his eyeball. Fizzlebop groaned. “You absolute buffoons.” He marched straight to the pile of meat, sat his tiny, frostbitten rear down, and grabbed the largest scrap he could find. “You’re all terrible, and I hate you,” he declared before stuffing his face. His mother sighed and stretched her wings. “You’re lucky you’re cute.” Fizzlebop waved a dismissive claw. “Yes, yes, I’m adorable, I’m a delight, I’m a gift to this family.” He took another bite, chewing thoughtfully. “But also, you should all suffer for your crimes.” His mother huffed a plume of smoke, which he chose to interpret as deep shame and regret. His belly now full, Fizzlebop curled into the warm pile of his siblings, who accepted his presence with the kind of easygoing obliviousness only dragons (and very stupid people) could manage. And as he drifted off to sleep, his mother’s tail curling around them for warmth, Fizzlebop allowed himself a tiny, satisfied smirk. For all his righteous suffering… being part of a family wasn’t the worst thing in the world. Probably.     Take Fizzlebop Home! Love Fizzlebop’s adorable mischief? Bring this tiny dragon into your life with stunning prints and merchandise! Whether you want to add some whimsical charm to your home or carry a piece of dragon-sized attitude with you, we’ve got you covered: 🖼️ Acrylic Prints – For a sleek, high-gloss way to showcase Fizzlebop’s expressive pout. 🎭 Tapestries – Transform any space into a fantasy realm with a larger-than-life baby dragon. 👜 Tote Bags – Carry your essentials in style, and let everyone know you're as dramatic as Fizzlebop. 💌 Greeting Cards – Send a message with maximum sarcasm and cuteness. Get yours now and let Fizzlebop bring his bratty charm into your world! 🔥🐉

par Bill Tiepelman

Rêves de dragon sous les guirlandes

Noël à Bramblebush Hollow a toujours été une affaire de grande tradition, de joie réconfortante et de quelques accès de chaos à peine maîtrisé. Cette année, cependant, les choses ont pris une tournure inattendue lorsque l'esprit de Noël de la ville a été enflammé - littéralement - grâce à un dragon de la taille d'une pinte, cracheur de feu, nommé Gingersnap. Gingersnap n'était pas censé éclore avant le printemps, mais apparemment, quelqu'un avait oublié d'en informer l'œuf. C'était un charmant cadeau du sorcier Wilfred, qui avait oublié de mentionner que « le garder à température ambiante » signifiait également « ne pas le laisser près de la cheminée ». Ainsi, le 1er décembre, l'œuf s'ouvrit pour révéler un minuscule dragon aux couleurs de joyaux, aux ailes semblables à des vitraux et au tempérament aussi fougueux que son souffle. L'incident des guirlandes Tout a commencé de manière assez innocente. Agnès Buttercrumb, la coordinatrice officieuse des fêtes de la ville et la commère des habitants, avait invité Gingersnap à « l'aider » à décorer le sapin de Noël de la place de la ville. Comment pouvait-elle résister ? Avec ses grands yeux adorables et ses écailles chatoyantes, Gingersnap ressemblait à une carte Hallmark qui prenait vie, un atout pour tout tableau festif. Malheureusement, Gingersnap a mal compris la consigne. Au lieu de « suspendre » la guirlande, il l’a mangée. Pour être honnête, elle avait l’air délicieuse, comme des spaghettis brillants. Lorsqu’Agnès a essayé de récupérer la guirlande de ses minuscules mâchoires acérées comme des rasoirs, Gingersnap a émis un hoquet de désapprobation ardente, qui a rapidement mis le feu aux branches inférieures de l’arbre. « Tout va bien », marmonna Agnès en serrant les dents tandis que les habitants se précipitaient pour éteindre les flammes. « Tout va bien. C'est… rustique. » Elle tapota l'arbre en feu avec un sourire nerveux et drapa à la hâte quelques cannes de bonbon à moitié fondues sur les branches calcinées. « Cela ajoute du caractère, tu ne trouves pas ? » Vin chaud et chaos Au fil des jours, les facéties de Gingersnap s'intensifièrent. Au cours de la dégustation annuelle de vin chaud, il découvrit que la cannelle lui faisait picoter le nez d'une manière particulièrement amusante. Un éternuement plus tard, le pavillon de dégustation fut réduit en cendres et le maire fut aperçu en train de poursuivre le dragon à travers la place de la ville avec une louche, en criant : « Ce n'est pas prévu par les règlements municipaux ! » Le forgeron de la ville, Roger Ironpants, a adopté une approche plus pratique. « Ce n'est qu'un petit dragon », a-t-il raisonné en équipant Gingersnap d'une minuscule muselière en fer. « Si nous ne pouvons pas arrêter le feu, nous pouvons au moins le contenir. » Mais Gingersnap, toujours aussi doué pour l'évasion, a rapidement mâché la muselière et l'a utilisée comme jouet à mâcher. Puis il y a eu l'incident des chants de Noël. Oh, l'incident des chants de Noël. Douce nuit ? Pas de chance La veille de Noël, les habitants de la ville se sont rassemblés sur la place pour chanter leurs chants de Noël traditionnels aux chandelles. La scène était parfaite : la neige fraîche recouvrait le sol, les lanternes projetaient une lumière chaleureuse et les harmonies de la chorale remplissaient l'air. Gingersnap, perché au sommet des restes calcinés du sapin de Noël, semblait se comporter convenablement pour une fois, la tête penchée avec curiosité en écoutant la musique. Mais quelqu'un a alors frappé une note aiguë. Une note vraiment aiguë. Le genre de note qui fait hurler les chiens et qui, apparemment, fait perdre la tête aux dragons. Avec un cri d'enthousiasme, Gingersnap s'est joint à lui, ses cris perçants de dragon couvrant le chœur et brisant la moitié des décorations dans un rayon de quinze mètres. Pour couronner le tout, il a ponctué chaque cri d'une explosion de flammes de célébration, enflammant plusieurs recueils de chants et au moins l'écharpe d'un malheureux membre du chœur. « Douce nuit, petit monstre ! » hurla Agnès en lançant une boule de neige sur Gingersnap, qui prit aussitôt cela pour un jeu et commença à lui renvoyer des boules de neige avec sa queue. Le chaos s’installa. À la fin de la soirée, la place de la ville ressemblait moins à un pays des merveilles hivernal qu’à la suite d’un siège médiéval particulièrement agité. Le lendemain matin Le matin de Noël, les habitants se rassemblèrent sur ce qui restait de la place pour évaluer les dégâts. L'arbre n'était plus qu'un squelette carbonisé. Le vin chaud avait disparu. La moitié des décorations étaient brûlées au point d'être méconnaissables. Et pourtant, en regardant le petit dragon recroquevillé sous l'arbre calciné, ronflant doucement avec un petit sourire satisfait sur le visage, ils ne purent s'empêcher de rire. « Eh bien », a déclaré Roger Ironpants, « au moins il est festif. » « Et il n'a pas mangé le maire », ajouta Agnès, d'un ton à contrecœur optimiste. « C’est un miracle de Noël », murmura quelqu’un, et la foule éclata de rire. La légende de Gingersnap À partir de ce jour, Gingersnap est devenu un élément apprécié – bien que quelque peu chaotique – des traditions de Noël de Bramblebush Hollow. Chaque année, les habitants de la ville accrochaient des décorations ignifuges, préparaient du vin chaud supplémentaire et s'assuraient de faire des réserves de collations brillantes et adaptées aux dragons. Et chaque veille de Noël, alors que Gingersnap se perchait au sommet de l'arbre ignifuge de la ville, entonnant sa version dragon de « Jingle Bells », les habitants levaient leurs verres et portaient un toast à la mascotte de Noël la plus mémorable qu'ils aient jamais eue. Parce que, comme l’a si bien dit Agnès Buttercrumb, « Noël ne serait pas le même sans un peu de feu et de soufre. » Et pour Gingersnap, niché sous les guirlandes, c'était parfait. Ramenez du Gingersnap à la maison pour les vacances ! Vous aimez l'histoire de Gingersnap, le dragon malicieux de Noël ? Vous pouvez désormais ajouter une touche de magie fantaisiste des fêtes à votre propre maison ! Découvrez ces ravissants produits mettant en vedette « Dragon Dreams Beneath the Tinsel » : Tapisserie : Transformez vos murs avec cette superbe représentation vibrante de Gingersnap. Impression sur toile : ajoutez une pièce maîtresse festive à votre décor de vacances avec une impression sur toile de haute qualité. 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