by Bill Tiepelman
Fur, Wings, and Midnight Stars
It wasnβt your typical night. No, it was one of those nights where everything felt just a littleβ¦ off. The kind where the moon looked like it was hanging a little too low in the sky, the stars twinkled with an extra bit of sass, and the air smelled faintly of something suspiciously floral. As if the world had decided to add a hint of cherry blossom perfume, just to throw everyone off.
Hanging from a thin branch, Bob, a bat with what he liked to call "above-average fur," swung upside down, wondering how his life had come to this exact point. Cherry blossoms? Really? How clichΓ©. Heβd been aiming for mysterious and edgy, not some kind of romantic backdrop for a Hallmark movie. Yet here he was, blending into an Instagram post waiting to happen, all fluffy and cute. Yuck.
βLook at me,β he muttered sarcastically, squinting at the petals gently falling around him. βIβm a walking Pinterest board.β He flicked his wings dramatically, sending a couple of cherry blossoms fluttering to the ground like they had personally offended him.
The moon, in its usual overly dramatic fashion, glowed as brightly as it could, determined to outshine everything else in the sky. βOh, look at me,β the moon seemed to say. βIβm so big and round and full of myself.β Typical moon behavior. Bob rolled his eyesβat least as much as a bat could roll its eyes while hanging upside down.
βCould you tone it down a bit?β Bob called out to the moon. βSome of us are trying to be mysterious over here.β The moon, of course, didnβt respond. It never did. Always too busy being the center of attention. Stars, on the other hand, twinkled mischievously in the background, as if they were in on some cosmic joke Bob hadnβt been invited to.
βOh yeah, sure, laugh it up,β Bob mumbled. βYouβve got one job. Blink. Real impressive. Meanwhile, Iβm out here doing acrobatics, defying gravity, and hanging by my freakinβ toes. But sure, let's all focus on the big shiny ball in the sky.β
At that moment, a particularly bold cherry blossom floated down and had the audacity to land directly on Bobβs head. He sighed heavily. βPerfect. Just perfect. This is exactly what I needed. A flower crown. I look like the poster bat for a hipster festival. Someone hand me a tiny latte so I can complete the look.β
Bob had been hanging around this tree for a few hours now, waiting for something exciting to happen. And by exciting, he meant anything that wasnβt him accidentally falling asleep and almost plummeting to the ground. It wasnβt his fault, though. The nocturnal life could get... repetitive. You'd think a creature of the night would have some epic adventuresβmaybe an underground rave, or a thrilling chase with a vampireβbut no. Mostly it was just endless nights of hanging out (literally) and listening to the wind rustle through the branches.
βWhy did I choose this tree again?β he asked himself. βOh right, because the last one had that squirrel problem. Ugh, donβt even get me started on squirrels. One time I blinked, and theyβd stolen my entire stash of perfectly good berries. And for what? To bury them? In what world does that make sense? Do they even remember where they put them? Spoiler alert: no.β
Suddenly, a second batβVeraβswooped in and landed gracefully next to Bob. She hung there, looking effortlessly cool, her sleek wings catching the moonlight in just the right way. Bob hated it when she did that.
βYou look... cozy,β Vera said, eyeing Bobβs accidental flower crown with a smirk.
βOh yeah, Iβm living the dream,β Bob replied, voice dripping with sarcasm. βJust me, my petals, and an overly enthusiastic moon.β He flapped his wings lazily. βLife doesnβt get better than this.β
Vera chuckled, her amusement only adding to Bobβs misery. βYouβre such a drama bat,β she teased. βItβs kind of adorable, in a βtragically misunderstood artistβ kind of way.β
βPlease,β Bob scoffed. βIβm not misunderstood. I understand myself perfectly. Iβm just not sure why I bother.β
They hung in silence for a while, watching the stars flicker and the wind carry the scent of cherry blossoms through the air. Every now and then, Bob would let out an exasperated sigh, as if the weight of the entire night sky rested on his little bat shoulders.
βYou know,β Vera said after a while, βyou could always just... fly somewhere else. If the cherry blossoms bother you that much.β
βFly where? Every tree around here is basically a scene from a botanical calendar. Thereβs no escaping the pretty.β
βOr you could embrace it,β Vera suggested, clearly trying to be the voice of reason. βItβs not so bad. Youβve got a prime spot, great view of the moonββ
βUgh, donβt mention the moon,β Bob interrupted, glaring at the big glowing ball in the sky. βItβs like a giant nightlight that wonβt turn off. Ever.β
βOr,β Vera continued, ignoring him, βyou could stop being so grumpy about everything. Maybe try... I donβt know... enjoying yourself?β
Bob snorted. βEnjoy myself? In this economy?β
Vera sighed, but there was a fondness in her eyes as she watched Bob fume over the petals that continued to rain down. βYouβre ridiculous, you know that?β
βYeah, well, someoneβs got to be the voice of reason in this overly-optimistic world.β Bob shook the cherry blossom crown off his head. βBesides, I hear being miserable is very in this season.β
βOh yeah?β Vera raised an eyebrow. βAnd where did you hear that?β
βThe stars,β Bob said with a wink. βTheyβre gossipers, you know.β
Vera laughed, and for a brief moment, Bob let a smile tug at the corners of his mouth. Maybe tonight wasnβt so bad after all. Even if he did feel like a decorative ornament hanging in some picturesque scene.
βAlright,β Bob sighed. βMaybe Iβll stick around a little longer. But if one more petal lands on my head, Iβm burning this tree down.β
βGood luck with that,β Vera replied, her voice dripping with amusement. βLet me know how that goes.β
And so, with the stars giggling overhead, and the moon continuing to shine like the overachiever it was, Bob the bat decided to endure the nightβflower crowns and all. After all, someone had to keep things grounded while the rest of the world floated away in its ridiculous beauty.
Besides, the view wasnβt half bad.
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