by Bill Tiepelman
Pillow Talk with Mischievous Mice
It was supposed to be a quiet night at the Mouse Manor. The moon was high, the bed was soft, and the pajamas were snug. But of course, that’s when the trouble always starts. Squeak and Squabble, two tiny mice with more energy than sense, were not the kind of critters to call it a night just because the clock struck midnight. Oh no, they had a better idea. “I’ll bet you five sunflower seeds I can knock your tail off with this pillow,” Squeak declared, already gripping the cushion like it was a weapon of mass destruction. His blue-striped pajamas made him look innocent—like a tiny, adorable menace, ready to ruin someone’s peaceful slumber. Squabble, never one to back down from a challenge (or a bad idea), grinned in her pink pajamas, which were two sizes too small thanks to her impressive cheese intake. “Bring it, you furry little turd,” she squeaked, grabbing her pillow with the determination of a mouse about to make some terrible life choices. The first swing was light—a tentative hit meant more for fun than for war. A few feathers popped out and floated lazily in the air. But in the heat of the moment, things escalated. Fast. “You hit like a gerbil!” Squeak shouted, dodging a pillow that would’ve knocked his whiskers clean off if it had landed. “Oh yeah? Well, your tail looks like a chewed-up pipe cleaner!” Squabble spat back, launching her pillow with the precision of a mouse who's spent way too much time practicing for exactly this moment. It was a direct hit, right in the whiskers. Feathers exploded into the air like popcorn at a bad movie. The room became a battlefield. Pillows flew, feathers filled the air like some kind of bizarre snowstorm, and insults were thrown around as recklessly as the cushions. “You couldn’t hit a barn if you were standing in it!” Squeak taunted, hurling his pillow with all the grace of a drunk hamster. Squabble’s response? “At least I’m not still scared of the vacuum cleaner, you little pansy!” The room erupted into chaos as the mice, now fully committed, began bashing each other with every ounce of tiny, adorable rage they could muster. The moonlight filtered through the curtains, illuminating the carnage. Feathers stuck to their fur, making them look like deranged little cherubs in the aftermath of a really messy angel convention. Both were panting, grinning, and covered in fluff. The bed was a disaster zone. “Truce?” Squeak asked, holding up a paw, his pillow limp and deflated, more of a sack of feathers than a weapon at this point. “Only if you admit that you lost,” Squabble said, wiping a feather off her nose. “Fine, fine. I lost… to a mouse with thighs that could crush a walnut.” Squeak’s face split into a mischievous grin. “But I’ll still be the one stealing the last piece of cheddar from the fridge tonight.” Squabble squeaked in outrage. “Over my dead body, whisker-face!” And with that, the battle was back on. Pajama Party Pandemonium Meanwhile, across the hall, two other mice—Knuckles and Nibbles—were about to experience their own nocturnal disaster. Knuckles, wearing pajamas that looked like they’d been made from a retired sailor’s wardrobe, was standing on the bed, pillow in hand, looking down at Nibbles, who was peacefully trying to sleep. “Hey, Nibbles… you awake?” Knuckles asked, his voice barely containing his excitement. Nibbles, curled up in his own fluffy pink pajamas, cracked one eye open. “Knuckles, it’s like two in the morning. Go away. I’m dreaming about cheese.” “But we could have a pillow fight instead,” Knuckles suggested with a grin that made it clear he wasn’t asking so much as informing. Before Nibbles could answer—or escape—Knuckles swung the pillow like it owed him money. Feathers exploded, Nibbles’ peaceful slumber shattered like a dropped glass of milk. “You absolute pile of rat droppings!” Nibbles yelled, scrambling to grab a pillow in retaliation. “You’re gonna regret that, you flea-infested lint ball!” And so began the second great mouse pillow fight of the night. Feathers flew, insults were exchanged, and soon both mice were so tangled in blankets and pillows that they could barely tell where the bed ended and the fight began. At one point, Nibbles managed to get the upper hand—or paw—and pinned Knuckles under a pile of pillows. “I’m gonna suffocate you with this cushion, and no jury of mice will ever convict me!” he cackled. “Do your worst! At least I won’t have to hear your snoring anymore!” Knuckles wheezed from beneath the mound of pillows, though it was hard to tell if he was laughing or genuinely gasping for air. By the time dawn began creeping through the windows, both pairs of mice were exhausted, lying in their respective beds, surrounded by the carnage of a night spent in ridiculous warfare. Feathers floated in the air like memories of battles lost and won. “We really need to start going to bed earlier,” Squeak muttered, as Squabble flicked a feather off his ear. “Yeah,” she agreed. “But that would be boring, wouldn’t it?” And so, the mice of Mouse Manor drifted off into the kind of sleep only those truly satisfied by chaos can appreciate, dreaming of cheese, pillows, and the next time they could ruin a perfectly good night’s rest. After all the pillow-fueled chaos and mischievous fun, you might be wondering how to bring a piece of this adorable pandemonium into your own space. 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