changing seasons

by Bill Tiepelman

The Eggcellent Trio

In the heart of the Whimwood Glen, nestled between mossy tree trunks and wild cherry blossoms, lived three eccentric gnome siblings: Bramble, Tilly, and Pip. Known collectively (and proudly) as “The Eggcellent Trio,” their reputation stretched far beyond their size — which was roughly two and a half carrots high. They weren’t famous for being wise, nor particularly helpful. No, their fame came from a very specific seasonal skill: Easter egg smuggling. Not smuggling *from* anyone, mind you — smuggling *to*. Their mission? Delivering mysterious, oddly magical eggs to unsuspecting woodland residents who clearly didn’t ask for them. “It’s called surprise joy, Pip,” Bramble would say, polishing a particularly glittery teal egg while his beard twitched with excitement. “The best kind of joy is the unsolicited kind.” “Like mushrooms in your tea,” Tilly added, cheerfully placing a glow-in-the-dark egg inside a squirrel’s sock drawer. She wasn’t quite sure the squirrel even wore socks, but the drawer had a hinge and that was reason enough. Each egg was a work of odd art: some chirped when opened, others puffed confetti laced with giggles, and one memorable creation laid a tiny marshmallow every full moon. They weren’t practical, but practicality was rarely on the menu in Whimwood. The trio coordinated with military-level precision. Pip was in charge of reconnaissance — mostly because he was sneaky and once accidentally dated a vole for two weeks without anyone noticing. Bramble crafted the eggs using recipes that may or may not have included fermented jelly beans. And Tilly? She was the getaway driver, using her handmade leaf-cart which only occasionally caught fire on downhill slopes. This year’s mission was different. Bigger. Bolder. Borderline illegal in three counties (if gnome law were ever enforced, which, thankfully, it wasn’t). They had set their sights on High Hare Haven — the elite burrow community of the Easter Bunny himself. “We’re going to sneak into the Bunny’s personal egg vault,” Bramble declared, nose twitching with anticipation, “and leave our eggs there. Reverse robbery. Joy-burglary. Egg-bomb of happiness.” “That’s… bold,” Pip said, already halfway into a bush for surveillance. “Also, we might die. But like… in a festive way.” “Imagine the Bunny’s face,” Tilly sighed dreamily, tucking a giggle-egg under her bonnet. “He’ll open his vault and be confused and delighted. Or mildly concussed. Either way, a memory.” So they plotted. And packed. And possibly had too much elderflower wine. At dawn, with cheeks rosy and hats lopsided, the Eggcellent Trio rolled toward legend, wobbling in their little leaf-cart full of chaos, glitter, and cheer. The sun had barely yawned over Whimwood Glen when the Eggcellent Trio rolled to a halt behind a suspiciously large mushroom that Tilly claimed had “excellent acoustics for eavesdropping.” Before them loomed High Hare Haven — a sprawling underground compound disguised as a hill, complete with a topiary shaped like a smug-looking rabbit and a "No Solicitors" sign that Pip was certain had once been a gnome. “Alright,” Bramble whispered, adjusting his oversized pom-pom hat like a war general donning his helmet. “We’re going in quiet, fast, and as delightfully illegal as gnome-ly possible.” “Are we sure this isn’t just trespassing?” Tilly asked, adjusting her knitted bloomers. “Like, Eastery trespassing, sure. But still…” “No. It’s reverse burglary,” Bramble insisted. “Totally different. We’re leaving things. That’s gifting with flair.” High Hare Haven was guarded by a platoon of overly serious bunnies wearing aviator goggles and fitted vests embroidered with “EggSec.” Pip, the smallest and sneakiest of the three, executed his signature move: the Hop ’n’ Drop. It involved hopping like a bunny, dropping like a gnome, and generally confusing everyone within a 10-foot radius. He slipped past the guards using a cardboard decoy shaped like a motivational quote about carrots. Inside, the halls shimmered with magical wards — pastel runes glowing faintly, whispering phrases like “Access Denied,” “Hippity Hop No,” and “Don’t Even Try It, Chad.” Pip snorted and picked the lock with a candy cane sharpened to a felony-level point. He was in. Meanwhile, Bramble and Tilly made their approach from the rear, scaling a jellybean drainage chute. It was slick. It was sticky. It was absolutely not up to code. “Why is everything in here edible and also a death trap?” Tilly hissed, chewing absently on her sleeve. “That’s called branding,” Bramble replied. “Now climb.” After what felt like a lifetime of crawling through a licorice-scented wind tunnel, they reached the vault: a massive golden egg embossed with the words “BunVault 9000 – Authorized Whiskers Only.” Pip was already there, munching nervously on a marshmallow decoy egg. “Bad news,” he whispered. “The Bunny’s in there. Like, in the vault. Napping. On a pile of Fabergé backups and Cadbury prototypes. He looks very… serene.” “So we stealth it,” Bramble said, wide-eyed. “Drop the eggs, don’t wake the bun, get out. Like folklore ninjas.” “With hats,” Tilly added. They crept in, balancing their carefully curated chaos-eggs in gloved hands. Pip tiptoed over a glowing carrot-shaped alarm, while Tilly used her scarf to muffle the sound of glitter spilling from her surprise-bomb egg. Bramble, too round to be stealthy, rolled like an oddly soft cannonball behind a stack of commemorative Peep dispensers. Then it happened. Someone — and historians would never agree on who — sneezed. It was not a small sneeze. It was a gnome-sized, pollen-induced, allergy-fueled kaboom of a sneeze that echoed off the vault walls like a jazz solo on bath salts. The Bunny stirred. His left ear twitched. One eye fluttered open… and locked onto Pip, who froze mid-egg placement like a tiny Easter-themed criminal caught mid-gift. “...The fluff,” the Bunny growled, voice deep and oddly seductive for a rabbit. “Who the fluff are you?” The trio panicked. Bramble launched a Confetti Egg of Tactical Distraction™. It exploded in a blast of rose-scented streamers and faint giggling noises. Tilly dove under a velvet table. Pip did a cartwheel so perfect it nearly earned him a sponsor. “We’re joy insurgents!” Bramble cried, crawling toward the exit. “We come bearing unsolicited delight!” “And artisan eggery!” added Tilly, throwing a marshmallow grenade that fizzled with the smell of nostalgia. The Bunny blinked. Then blinked again. He stood slowly, brushing glitter off his tail with dramatic flair. “You… … to give me eggs?” “Well, we weren’t going to just keep them,” Pip muttered, somewhat insulted. For a long moment, the room held its breath. The Bunny stared at the chaos. At the rainbow of odd eggs now nestled among his curated collection. At the gnomes—wide-eyed, covered in sparkles, one of them chewing his own hat out of nerves. Then the Bunny… laughed. A soft, huffy kind of chuckle at first, which soon snowballed into a deep, belly-hopping cackle. “You’re all certifiably insane,” he said. “And possibly my new favorite people.” He offered them a cup of carrot espresso and a chocolate cigar. “No one’s surprised me in a hundred years,” he admitted. “I’d forgotten what nonsense felt like. It’s delightful. Dangerous, but delightful.” The Eggcellent Trio beamed. Bramble wept a little, blaming it on the espresso. Pip tried to pickpocket a Fabergé just for old time’s sake. Tilly gifted the Bunny a “Tickle Egg” which snorted every time someone walked past it. They didn’t get arrested. They got invited back. Officially. As chaos consultants. From that day forward, every Easter morning in Whimwood and beyond, odd little eggs would appear where none had been — on doorknobs, in shoes, under teacups. They didn’t hatch anything living, but they often hissed compliments or whispered off-key songs. No one knew where they came from. Except everyone did. And they smiled. Because somewhere out there, three gnomes in knitted clothes were probably giggling behind a bush, cartwheeling through danger, and redefining what it meant to deliver joy… one wildly unnecessary egg at a time.     Spring turned to summer, and summer to cider-season, but the whispers of *The Eggcellent Trio* only grew louder. Children would wake to find eggs that burped haikus. Grandmothers discovered pastel spheres in their breadboxes that told scandalous jokes in Old Gnomish. One bishop swore his sermon notes were replaced by a talking yolk that recited Shakespeare, backwards. The Bunny — now their greatest accomplice — commissioned them as official “Agents of Anarchy & Cheer,” complete with embroidered sashes they never wore because Pip used his to smuggle tarts. Their leaf-cart was upgraded to a licorice-fueled hover-sled, which exploded often and to great applause. Occasionally, other gnomes tried to copy them. One trio attempted a "Maypole Mayhem" stunt with explosive taffy. It ended in melted shoes and a goat with trust issues. The truth was simple: only Bramble, Tilly, and Pip had the right balance of heart, humor, and total disregard for sensible planning. Now and then, on especially magical mornings, if you follow a trail of giggles and candy wrappers deep into Whimwood Glen, you might stumble upon a scene beneath a cherry blossom tree — three gnomes, bellies full of laughter, arms full of nonsense, and eyes twinkling with plans they probably shouldn't share. And somewhere in a vault, in the heart of High Hare Haven, a single egg sits on a velvet pillow. It hums softly. It smells faintly of cookies. And once a year, it cracks open — not with a chick, but with a new idea. An idea wild enough to earn its place in the legend of the Eggcellent Trio… ...the only gnomes to ever break into a vault to break out a holiday.     Love the tale of Bramble, Tilly, and Pip? 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by Bill Tiepelman

The Dual Seasons of the Fox

In a remote corner of the world, where the sun and moon danced upon the border of two seasons, a fox of extraordinary origin wandered the forest. It was said to be no ordinary creature, but a being whispered of in myths—a guardian of balance, an emissary of both fire and frost. Those who claimed to have seen it spoke of a strange beauty: one half of its fur burned with the vivid colors of autumn, while the other shimmered like freshly fallen snow, as if the creature itself embodied the eternal struggle between warmth and cold. The Forest's Divided Soul The forest it called home was unlike any other. On one side, amber leaves fell endlessly, carpeting the ground in a fiery quilt of red and gold. The air here smelled of earth and smoke, where the crisp crunch of footsteps announced your presence. Yet cross a mere few steps, and the landscape transformed. Frost clung to skeletal branches, and the ground was hard with ice. Snowflakes drifted gently through the stillness, and the bitter bite of winter claimed the senses. Legends told that the fox was born at the exact moment the seasons clashed—the fleeting instant when autumn dies and winter takes its first breath. The world had shuddered at that boundary, and from its heartbeat, the fox emerged. Both sides of the forest revered the creature, calling it the Equinox Keeper, a spirit sent to ensure that neither season overtook the other. But reverence soon gave way to greed. For where balance lies, so does power. The Betrayal of the Seasons Not all who sought the fox admired it. Stories spread that to capture the creature was to hold dominion over nature itself. Farmers whispered that its blood could summon eternal spring or endless harvest, while warlords dreamed of harnessing storms or droughts to cripple their enemies. And so, hunters came, their traps laced with iron teeth and their hearts hardened with ambition. But the fox was elusive, slipping between shadows and frost, never lingering long enough to be seen clearly. Until one fateful night. A hunter named Kaelen, bitter and weathered from years of chasing the creature, devised a trap unlike any other. He understood the fox's nature, its bond to the seasons. He placed his trap at the forest's heart—where the autumn leaves met winter’s snow—and waited in silence. Hours stretched into eternity, the forest breathing around him, until at last, the creature appeared. It moved with a strange, ethereal grace, its fiery and icy halves shimmering in the moonlight. Kaelen held his breath as the fox approached the bait. Just as it stepped onto the concealed snare, its golden eyes met his. In that instant, he felt something stir deep within him—a wave of sorrow so profound it almost brought him to his knees. But the hunter’s resolve hardened. With a sharp clang, the trap snapped shut. The Curse of Greed Kaelen approached the captured fox, triumphant, but as he neared, he noticed something strange. The fox did not struggle or snarl. Instead, it gazed at him with a calm, knowing expression. Its voice, soft as falling snow, filled his mind. “You do not understand what you have done,” it said, the sound carrying the weight of centuries. “The balance I maintain is fragile. Without me, the seasons will rage unchecked, consuming one another until nothing remains.” Kaelen hesitated, the fox’s words gnawing at the edges of his greed. But he had spent too many years chasing this prize to turn back now. He carried the creature to a distant village, intent on selling it to the highest bidder. Yet as days passed, strange things began to happen. The forest behind him withered and died, its autumn warmth giving way to an unrelenting winter. The frost spread further each day, creeping into the surrounding lands. Villages were swallowed by snowdrifts, their people fleeing the icy grasp of an endless winter. Kaelen began to dream of the fox, its golden eyes haunting him with unspoken judgment. “Release me,” it whispered in his sleep, over and over, until the sound became unbearable. The hunter's triumph soured into a festering guilt. He realized too late that his greed had set in motion a catastrophe he could not control. The Redemption Desperate to undo his mistake, Kaelen returned to the forest with the fox. But the land was no longer the same. The vibrant autumn glades had been devoured by frost, their fiery leaves now brittle and lifeless. Snow and ice blanketed the ground where warmth had once reigned. The fox, though weakened, raised its head as if sensing the change. “The balance must be restored,” it said, its voice faint but resolute. “But it will come at a cost.” Kaelen knelt before the creature, tears freezing on his cheeks. “What must I do?” The fox fixed him with its golden eyes, a flicker of sorrow in their depths. “To mend the world, a life must be given. The choice is yours.” Without hesitation, Kaelen nodded. He knew the price for his greed could only be paid with his own life. The fox stepped forward, its fiery and frosty halves blending into a radiant glow. As it touched him, Kaelen felt a warmth spread through his chest, followed by an icy calm. His vision dimmed, and the last thing he saw was the fox standing tall, whole and unbroken, as the forest began to heal. The Legacy of the Equinox Keeper The fox roams the forest still, its fiery and frosty fur a reminder of the fragile balance it protects. Some say that on the night of the equinox, when the seasons meet, you can hear its haunting cry—a sound both mournful and beautiful, echoing through the trees. It serves as a warning, a tale passed down through generations: nature’s balance is not a thing to be owned, but a force to be respected. And if you ever find yourself walking through a forest where autumn meets winter, tread carefully. You may catch a glimpse of the Equinox Keeper, watching, waiting, ensuring that the world remains whole.    The Legacy of the Equinox Keeper The fox roams the forest still, its fiery and frosty fur a reminder of the fragile balance it protects... Own the Dual Seasons of the Fox Bring the enchantment of this legend into your own space with beautiful products inspired by the story. Whether you're looking to transform your home with a tapestry, a unique wood print, or a cozy throw pillow, we have something for every admirer of nature’s duality. 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