
by Bill Tiepelman
Curly Mischief and Meadow Gifts
The Petal Hustler of Dandelion Hollow In the sprightly green blush of early spring, the meadows of Dandelion Hollow woke up with a sneeze. Literally. One sneeze from the old alder tree at the top of the hill and *poof*—pollen snowed like fairy dandruff. Somewhere between the sneeze and the startled squirrels, a child-sized blur zigzagged across the hillside, leaving muddy footprints and unplucked tulips in her wake. This was Pip. Pip of the curls. Pip of the boots. Pip of the Very Slightly Illegal Dandelion Exchange Program. At four-and-three-quarters years old (she insisted on the three-quarters), Pip had mastered the art of charm warfare. She could weaponize a smile, ambush with dimples, and dismantle even the crankiest witch with a single curly ringlet bounce. Her main hustle? Wildflower procurement. "Gifted" daisies for trade, usually swapped for cookies, buttons, or dangerously sharp sticks. Pip believed sharp sticks were currency. The goblins on the north edge agreed. The fairies did not. She called them “sparkle snobs” and refused to share her jam. On this particular morning, Pip was armed with a linen dress full of mischief, a turquoise pendant she “found” (read: liberated from a crow), and two freshly picked daisies still dripping with dew. The pendant made her look suspiciously magical. The daisies made her look innocent. Combined? A con artist in alpaca boots. She stomped up to the hollow’s main path where a row of sleepy forest dwellers were waiting for the Monday morning barter queue to open. With wide eyes and a grin soaked in sunshine and chaos, Pip clutched her flowers, looked up at the tall toadstool clerk, and said with syrupy sweetness: “One daisy for a marmalade scone. Two daisies, and I forget you snore like a walrus in heat.” The queue blinked. Then someone clapped. Then someone else shouted, “You’ve been out-haggled by a toddler!” And thus began Pip’s most glorious morning of spring—where she would trade, sass, dance, and flower-hustle her way to local legend status… until she accidentally triggered a minor war with the bees. Pip v. The Buzzed & Slightly Stingy Collective After her floral hustle had thoroughly disrupted Monday commerce and earned her three scones, a rusty button, and an owl feather she immediately stuck up her nose, Pip wandered deeper into the thicket. The sun filtered through new leaves like lemony lace, and the whole hollow smelled like damp moss and possibilities. But something was off. The bees were watching. Now, to be fair, bees always watched Pip. She had history. Last spring she “borrowed” a hexagon-shaped honeycomb chunk to use as a tambourine. A week later, she orchestrated a "pollination parade" using stolen petals, ten confused ants, and a kazoo. Her defense had been: “It was for educational enrichment.” The bees had not found this enriching. So when Pip marched into the clover patch with her hands full of daisies and her ego inflated like a squirrel on kombucha, the local hive—formally known as the Buzzed & Slightly Stingy Collective—activated Code Gold. Which is to say, they sent their smallest, angriest lawyer-bee to intercept. “MISS PIP!” came a shrill voice from above. She looked up, one eye squinting against the sun. “Oh poop. It’s Barry.” Barry the barrister bee wore a monocle, a vest that had clearly seen better threads, and a scowl that could ferment apple juice. He hovered menacingly in front of her, buzzing like a mosquito with a diploma. “You stand accused,” Barry bellowed, “of unlawful daisy decapitation, reckless dew redistribution, and intent to barter pollinator property without permit!” Pip blinked slowly. “I also licked a toad this morning. Should I add that to the list?” Barry’s wings vibrated at legal-speed fury. “You will present yourself before the Hive Court immediately or suffer pollen-based sentencing!” “What does that mean?” “It means WE SMOTHER YOUR ARMPITS IN SUNFLOWER SEEDS UNTIL THE BIRDS FIND YOU.” So Pip went quietly. Mostly because she was curious about Hive Court snacks. The Trial Held inside a hollowed-out acorn with dramatically oversized leaves arranged like judge’s benches, Hive Court was a cross between a legal proceeding and a group therapy session hosted by a tulip. Fairies hovered in press boxes. A hedgehog in spectacles was sketching rapidly on moss. Barry stood proudly at the front, buzzing with self-importance. Pip sat on a milk cap stool with her boots dangling and her mouth full of acorn brittle. When asked to state her name for the record, she replied, “Princess Daisy Snugglebutt, Duchess of Whimsy, Queen of Slight Chaos, and part-time snack thief.” The courtroom rustled. One juror—a frog named Clarence—snorted. Barry launched into his opening argument, full of “intent to pilfer nectar assets” and “botanical exploitation by minor woodland elementals.” He dramatically waved a wilting daisy as Exhibit A, which unfortunately sneezed on him. Pip’s defense? Equally dramatic: “Ladies and gentlebugs! I do not deny I picked daisies. I do not deny I made deals. But I ask you—who among us hasn’t bartered a flower for a snack or manipulated an emotionally unstable gnome for a pouch of glitter dust? Am I a menace? Possibly. But I’m YOUR menace. And I smell like jam.” Thunderous applause. One juror fainted. Barry wept into his monocle. The Queen Bee herself—Her Most Syrupy Majesty, Bzzzzelda—was wheeled in on a petal chariot. She asked only one question: “Did you at least say thank you to the flowers?” Pip paused. Her eyes grew wide. She whispered, “I… forgot.” The courtroom gasped. “THEN THE SENTENCE IS…” Bzzzzelda buzzed, drawing out the pause like an overripe banana peel, “...Community Service!” Pip clapped. “Oh good. I thought you were gonna put me in a thistle!” Barry fainted. The Queen’s wings flicked. “You will be assigned to the Pollination Encouragement Task Force. Your job is to inspire plants. Make them feel... wanted.” Pip tilted her head. “Like... emotional pollination?” “Yes. And it starts tomorrow. Wear something inspiring.” Pip’s mind was already racing. A tutu. A flower crown. Possibly stilts. She was going to be the Beyoncé of bee-themed botany in no time. But first—there was one more daisy left to trade. And maybe, just maybe, a certain grumpy gnome owed her a lollipop and an apology for calling her “a shrieking fuzzball with flower kleptomania.” Petal to the Metal The next morning, Pip emerged from her moss-curtain doorway looking like a fever dream had made a pact with spring fashion and lost control halfway through. She wore a tutu fashioned from stolen daffodil petals (no longer attached to the daffodils), a sash made from thistle fluff, and a towering floral crown that made her look like a tiny, unstable maypole. At her feet were boots smeared with yesterday’s jam, and in her hands? A ukelele she didn’t know how to play and a motivational sign that read: “GROW, YA LAZY BLOOMS!” “Pollination Encouragement Task Force, Day One,” she declared. “Let the pep-talkening commence.” The Pep Parade Pip’s first stop was the daisy patch. She marched straight in and struck a powerful pose, arms wide, crown wobbling like an unlicensed circus act. “You! Yes, you! You chlorophyll-challenged cuties! You got this! You’re the Beyoncé of blooming! Photosynthesize like you MEAN it!” The daisies swayed gently in what may have been a breeze or might have been pure confusion. Then came the tulips. She leaned in, whispered, “You’re fabulous. Don’t let the daffodils gaslight you. You were early bloomers before it was cool.” The roses got a full interpretive dance titled ‘Unfurling the Inner You’, which involved a lot of spinning, yelling compliments, and accidentally kicking over a hedgehog tea stand. The violets blushed so hard they went magenta. The buttercups tried to stage a walkout but Pip convinced them to stay with a rousing monologue about resilience and root strength. By noon, she had cheered, chanted, sung (badly), rapped (worse), and pantomimed pollination using two dandelion heads and a worm named Gus. Gus gave a surprisingly heartfelt performance and later received a leaf medal for bravery. The bees followed her at a distance like confused lifeguards at a nudist beach. Barry, still nursing his monocle trauma, took notes while muttering, “Technically effective… legally insane…” The Incident with the Foxglove It was all going so well—until the foxglove. You see, foxgloves are dramatic. They’re the theater kids of the plant world: gorgeous, toxic, and extremely likely to break into Shakespeare if left unsupervised. Pip strutted up, struck her best “floral influencer” pose, and shouted: “Y’all are fierce. You’re long, you’re loud, and you’re LETHAL. Slay, queens!” And the foxgloves did what foxgloves do best. They burst into a spontaneous flash mob of spoken-word poetry about existential dread and pollen oppression. One of them fainted. Another one quoted Sylvia Plath. Barry the bee had to be restrained from legal action due to ‘emotional endangerment by metaphor.’ Pip just clapped. “Ten outta ten. Would bloom again.” The Blossoming By late afternoon, something strange started happening. The entire glade shimmered with growth. The bees were buzzing in actual harmony. The snapdragons were smiling. The violets had stopped blushing and were now giggling. Even the old grumpy stump that hadn’t sprouted in thirty years had pushed up a rogue crocus in what could only be described as a “mild flirtation with vitality.” Her Majesty Bzzzzelda arrived with a buzzing entourage and a tiny scroll. “We, the Collective, officially pardon Pip of all prior offenses on the grounds that she is… annoyingly effective.” Pip bowed. “I accept your forgiveness. I also accept tips in the form of honey and shiny rocks.” As the sun set over Dandelion Hollow, Pip returned home with a daisy crown askew, a smear of moss on her chin, and a grin that could power a village. She had no intention of stopping. She had a mission now. Tomorrow she would start “Operation: Root Awakening” for the grumpy cabbage patch. Because in the end, Pip didn’t just cheer for flowers. She believed in them. And whether it was a daisy with dreams or a depressed daffodil in a mid-season crisis, she would be there with boots on, petals in hand, and absolutely zero chill. Spring would never be the same. Bring Pip Home with You If Pip stole your heart (and possibly your snacks), why not let her bring a little chaos and charm into your world? "Curly Mischief and Meadow Gifts" is now available as a delightful canvas print for your gallery wall, a cozy fleece blanket to curl up with during story time, a whimsical tapestry for your enchanted nook, or even a framed print worthy of Hive Court itself: framed print. Adopt a little wildflower magic, boost your wall’s attitude, and let Pip bloom where you hang her. She's got curls, she's got daisies, and she absolutely demands to be fabulous in your living room.