by Bill Tiepelman
Interstellar Harmony
The universe wasnβt always an empty void speckled with stars. Before time itself was counted, before the first atom trembled into existence, there were the Koi. They swam through the nothingness, carving rivers of stardust in their wake. The first, Hikari, was luminous, her scales painted in nebulae and celestial pinks, her long fins flowing like cosmic silk. The second, Kuro, was the abyss itself, speckled with distant galaxies and glowing constellations, his body curving with the fluid grace of the unseen forces that shaped reality. They werenβt gods, though they had been mistaken for such. No, gods were loud. Gods demanded sacrifice, built temples, whispered into the ears of desperate mortals. The Koi simply were. Silent, eternal, patient. But in their silence, they dictated the currents of time, the balance of creation and destruction, the unseen tides that pulled galaxies into spirals and planets into orbit. The Argument That Created Everything For eons, Hikari and Kuro swam in perfect harmony, circling, shifting, maintaining the great cosmic balance. But then, one dayβthough "day" is a flimsy word for creatures who existed before the concept of daysβthey had an argument. βYou always turn left first,β Kuro grumbled. Hikari flicked her tail, scattering violet light. βNo, I donβt.β βYes, you do. Every time we complete a cycle, you veer left first. I have to adjust.β βMaybe you're just slow to react.β βOr maybe youβre doing it on purpose to annoy me.β She swam in an elegant loop. βOh please. If I wanted to annoy you, Iβd nudge you into a black hole.β Kuro snorted. βYou tried that once. It tickled.β Their banter was harmless at firstβjust another ripple in the timeless sea of their existence. But then, for the first time in eternity, they did something unprecedented. They swam in opposite directions. The result was catastrophic. The Big Bang Was Just Koi Drama The instant they pulled away from each other, the universe exploded. Light and energy erupted into the void, expanding outward with a force neither of them had ever witnessed. Stars ignited, matter coalesced, and time itself began its relentless march. βSee what you did?β Hikari huffed, staring at the chaos. Kuro flicked his fins, watching a nebula swirl into existence. βMe? You pulled away first.β βI did not!β βYou absolutely did. Look, now thereβs gravity. Gravity, Hikari!β They watched as planets formed, spinning like tiny marbles in the vastness of space. βOoh, that oneβs blue,β Hikari mused, peering at a newborn planet. Kuro eyed it. βLooks squishy.β βWanna mess with it?β βObviously.β And thus, their attention turned toward a small, fragile world floating in the new expanse of the cosmos. A world that would come to be known, in some distant future, as Earth. The First (and Last) Time They Got Involved For eons, they observed the planet from a distance, nudging its fate with the subtlest flicks of their tails. They watched single-celled organisms evolve, landmasses shift, and creatures crawl from the depths of the sea. They made bets. βThat one with the scales,β Kuro said, pointing to a lumbering beast with tiny arms. βFive cycles before it dies off.β βNah, ten,β Hikari countered. They watched empires rise and fall, mortals carve stories into stone, and people build temples in the Koiβs honor without ever realizing their celestial patrons had never actually asked for worship. But then humans started making really bad decisions. βShould we do something?β Hikari asked one day as she watched a war unfold. Kuro shrugged. βMortals are weird.β βTheyβre blowing each other up over imaginary lines.β βAgain, weird.β βWe should intervene.β Kuro groaned. βHikari, the last time we βintervened,β we created the entire universe. Maybe we sit this one out.β But Hikari was stubborn, and Kuro, despite his protests, was curious. So, they did something neither of them had ever attempted before. They descended. And Earth would never be the same again. Β Β The Koi Touch Down Hikari and Kuro didnβt land so much as they materialized. One moment, they were suspended in the vastness of space, gazing down at Earth like bemused aquarium owners. The next, they were swimming through the sky, invisible to the mortals below. It was chaotic. Birds screeched and scattered as Hikari accidentally phased through a flock of geese. βOops.β Kuro, already regretting this decision, grimaced. βSee? This is why we donβt do things.β But Hikari wasnβt listening. She was fixated on the glowing cities sprawled across the continents. Humanity had advanced far beyond sticks and fire. They had electricity. Machines. Sandwiches. βThey built lights,β she whispered in awe. βI noticed.β She twirled, trailing shimmering cosmic dust in her wake. βI like it.β Kuro rolled his eyes. βGreat. Can we go back now?β Humanity's First Koi Sighting Of course, they didnβt leave. Curiosity had a hold of them, and so they drifted lower, observing the strange creatures below. And thatβs when one particular human saw them. He was an old fisherman, out late, his boat bobbing in the darkness of the sea. He had seen many things in his long years, but nothing quite like thisβtwo glowing, massive koi circling in the sky. He dropped his fishing rod. βWell, Iβll be damned.β Hikari and Kuro froze. β...He can see us?β Hikari whispered. βNo, he canβt.β The fisherman squinted. βYouβre real, ainβt ya?β Kuro sighed. βWe should leave.β βYou should leave,β Hikari countered, then turned to the fisherman. βHi!β Kuro muttered something about cosmic disasters waiting to happen. The Legend of the Celestial Fish The fisherman was, to put it mildly, losing his mind. But in the way that old, wise men often doβwith a mix of terror, curiosity, and the deep understanding that some things in the universe defy explanation. βYouβre gods, ainβt ya?β he asked. βNope,β Hikari said brightly. βAbsolutely not,β Kuro added. βThen what are ya?β Hikari opened her mouth, but Kuro interrupted. βWeβre just passing through.β βBut you swim in the sky!β βSo do birds.β The fisherman blinked. βYou got a name?β Hikari, delighted by the conversation, swirled in a loop. βIβm Hikari! Thatβs Kuro. Heβs grumpy.β βBecause we shouldnβt be here,β Kuro muttered. βAh,β the fisherman mused. βKinda like my ex-wife.β Hikari giggled. Kuro groaned. The First Koi Cult (Oops) The next morning, the fisherman told everyone. At first, no one believed him. But then, others began seeing strange, shimmering fish in the skyβonly at night, only near water. Rumors spread. Temples were built. Prayers were whispered. By the time Hikari and Kuro realized what was happening, people had begun offering tributes. βThey left us sushi,β Hikari said, blinking at the small shrine. Kuro gave her a flat look. βTheyβre offering us dead fish. Thatβs like humans worshipping a cow and leaving it hamburgers.β βI meanβ¦ itβs the thought that counts?β The Great Koi Escape The problem with becoming an accidental religion was that people expected miracles. Crops to flourish. Storms to stop. Taxes to lower. The usual. Hikari was enjoying it. Kuro? Not so much. βWe need to leave.β βOh, come on! Look at them! Theyβre so excited!β βThat oneβs trying to summon us with a fishbowl and a candle.β Hikari hesitated. βOkay, yeah, maybe itβs getting a little out of hand.β βYa think?β With one final swirl, they ascended, vanishing into the cosmic currents they had come from. And just like that, they were gone. The Legacy of the Sky Koi The humans, of course, were devastated. Their celestial fish had left them! For years, they searched the heavens, hoping to catch a glimpse of glowing fins in the night sky. But the Koi never returned. Well. Not physically. Their legend lived on. Stories were told. Paintings were made. A little symbolβa simple, swirling depiction of two koi circling each otherβbecame a sign of balance, of duality, of the universe itself. And if, on particularly clear nights, someone near the water thought they saw two great celestial fish swimming among the stars... Well. That was probably just their imagination. Probably. Β Β Bring the Cosmos Home The legend of the celestial koi lives onβnot just in the stars, but in art that captures their ethereal beauty. Now, you can bring a piece of this cosmic balance into your own space. Tapestry β Let the swirling dance of the cosmic koi transform your space into a portal to the stars. Canvas Print β A stunning centerpiece for dreamers, stargazers, and lovers of celestial art. Tote Bag β Carry the energy of the universe with you wherever you go. Sticker β A small but powerful symbol of balance and harmony, perfect for laptops, notebooks, or anywhere you need a cosmic touch. Whether you seek inspiration, balance, or just a stunning piece of art, "Interstellar Harmony" is a timeless reminder that even in chaos, beauty emerges. Explore the collection and bring the cosmos into your world.