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by Bill Tiepelman
Baby Scales in a Fur-Trimmed Coat
The Frosty Misadventures of Scalesworth the Cozy Winter had arrived in the magical forest of Frostwhisk, and with it, an unbearable chill that seeped into every crevice, nook, and claw. At least, that’s how Scalesworth, the tiniest dragon hatchling to ever grace the frosted woods, felt about it. He was bundled up in his puffy red coat, complete with fur-trimmed hood, looking less like a fearsome mythical creature and more like a walking marshmallow with claws. “This is ridiculous,” Scalesworth muttered, adjusting the zipper of his coat with his stubby talons. “Dragons are supposed to be majestic, fiery beasts, not... whatever this is.” He gestured dramatically to his tiny, frost-covered toes. “I have talons, for crying out loud! I should be soaring through the skies, terrorizing peasants, not sitting here shivering like a wet sock.” His grumbling was interrupted by a gust of icy wind that sent snow flurries cascading around him like nature’s own sarcastic applause. “Oh, wonderful. Snow. My favorite thing,” he said, his voice dripping with so much sarcasm it could have melted the frost. “Why can’t I just hibernate like normal creatures? Bears get to sleep through this nonsense. But no, I have to be awake to ‘learn important life lessons’ or whatever my mom said before flying off to somewhere warmer.” The Great Snowball Fiasco Determined to make the best of his situation, Scalesworth decided to explore the nearby woods. It wasn’t long before he stumbled upon a gang of woodland critters engaged in an intense snowball fight. Squirrels, rabbits, and even a badger were hurling snowballs at each other with the precision of seasoned warriors. “Hey, can I play?” Scalesworth asked, waddling up to them. His oversized coat made a faint whoosh-whoosh sound as he walked, which wasn’t exactly intimidating. The badger, a grizzled veteran of snow-based combat, sized him up. “You? A dragon? In that coat? You’d be about as useful as a snowball in a bonfire.” Scalesworth bristled—or at least, he tried to. The puffiness of his jacket made it hard to look anything other than adorable. “I’ll have you know that I’m a fearsome dragon!” he declared, puffing out his chest. “I could melt this entire battlefield with a single breath.” The badger raised an eyebrow. “Oh yeah? Go on then. Melt something.” Scalesworth paused. “Well... I mean... I could if I wanted to. I just don’t feel like it right now. It’s too cold for fire, you know? Science and stuff.” The badger snorted. “Sure, kid. Whatever you say. Just stay out of the way, alright?” Scalesworth narrowed his eyes. “Oh, it’s on,” he whispered to himself. He waddled over to a pile of snow and began crafting a snowball of truly epic proportions. It was lopsided, slightly yellowish (he wasn’t sure why and didn’t want to think about it), and barely held together, but it was his masterpiece. “They’ll rue the day they underestimated Scalesworth the Cozy,” he muttered, clutching the snowball like it was a magical artifact. The Not-So-Epic Attack With a mighty roar—or at least, a squeaky chirp that he hoped sounded like a roar—Scalesworth launched his snowball at the badger. Unfortunately, his tiny arms and the sheer bulk of his coat made the throw less than aerodynamic. The snowball traveled approximately three inches before disintegrating in mid-air. The badger blinked. “Wow. Terrifying,” he deadpanned. The squirrels burst into laughter, one of them actually falling over into the snow from how hard he was wheezing. Scalesworth felt his cheeks heat up—not from fire, but from embarrassment. “You know what? Forget it. I don’t need this. I’m a dragon. I have better things to do.” He turned to waddle away, muttering under his breath about ungrateful mammals and how he’d totally win a snowball fight if he wasn’t wearing such a stupid coat. Redemption in the Snow As Scalesworth stomped off, he noticed a faint glimmer in the snow. Curious, he bent down and unearthed what appeared to be a tiny crystal orb. It sparkled in the winter sunlight, casting rainbows onto the snow. “Huh. What’s this?” he wondered aloud. Before he could examine it further, the orb began to hum softly. Suddenly, it exploded in a burst of light, and Scalesworth found himself standing in front of a towering ice golem. The creature loomed over him, its frosty eyes glowing with menace. “INTRUDER,” the golem boomed. “PREPARE TO BE DESTROYED.” Scalesworth blinked up at the hulking figure. “Oh, great. Of course. Because my day wasn’t bad enough already.” Thinking quickly, Scalesworth did the only thing he could: he zipped up his coat all the way, puffed himself up as much as possible, and yelled, “HEY! I’M A DRAGON! YOU WANNA FIGHT ME? BRING IT ON!” To his surprise, the golem paused. “DRAGON? OH, UH, SORRY. I DIDN’T REALIZE. YOU’RE VERY SMALL FOR A DRAGON.” “I’M SMALL BUT MIGHTY!” Scalesworth snapped. “NOW LEAVE ME ALONE BEFORE I TURN YOU INTO A PUDDLE.” The golem hesitated, then slowly backed away. “MY APOLOGIES, O GREAT AND POWERFUL DRAGON.” With that, it disappeared into the woods, leaving Scalesworth standing there, victorious. The Hero Returns When Scalesworth returned to the snowball battlefield, the other animals stared at him in awe. “Did you just scare off an ice golem?” the badger asked, his jaw practically on the ground. Scalesworth shrugged nonchalantly. “Eh, it was nothing. Just another day in the life of a dragon.” The squirrels immediately declared him their leader, and the badger grudgingly admitted that maybe, just maybe, Scalesworth wasn’t so useless after all. As the sun set over the snowy woods, Scalesworth couldn’t help but smile. He might be small, he might be a bit clumsy, and his coat might make him look like a tomato, but he was a dragon—and that was enough. “Scalesworth the Cozy,” he said to himself, “has a nice ring to it.” Bring Scalesworth Home If you’ve fallen in love with the adorable, snarky charm of Scalesworth the Cozy, why not bring a piece of his frosty misadventure into your home? Check out these delightful products featuring the baby dragon in his iconic fur-trimmed coat: Tapestry – Perfect for adding a magical touch to your walls. Canvas Print – A stunning piece of art to bring warmth to any room. Tote Bag – Carry a bit of winter magic with you wherever you go. Fleece Blanket – Snuggle up with Scalesworth during the cold months. 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