Fire-breathing dragons

by Bill Tiepelman

Dragon Dreams Beneath the Tinsel

Christmas in Bramblebush Hollow was always an affair of great tradition, heartwarming cheer, and the occasional bout of barely-restrained chaos. This year, however, things took an unexpected turn when the town’s holiday spirit was set ablaze—quite literally—thanks to a pint-sized, fire-breathing dragon named Gingersnap. Gingersnap wasn’t supposed to hatch until spring, but apparently, someone forgot to inform the egg. It had been a charming gift from the Wizard Wilfred, who had neglected to mention that "keep it at room temperature" also meant "don’t leave it near the fireplace." Thus, on December 1st, the egg cracked open to reveal a tiny, jewel-toned dragon with wings like stained glass and a temperament as fiery as his breath. The Tinsel Incident It all began innocently enough. Agnes Buttercrumb, the town's unofficial holiday coordinator and resident gossip, had invited Gingersnap to "help" decorate the town square’s Christmas tree. How could she resist? With those wide, adorable eyes and shimmering scales, Gingersnap looked like a Hallmark card brought to life—an asset to any festive tableau. Unfortunately, Gingersnap misunderstood the assignment. Instead of "hanging" the tinsel, he ate it. To be fair, it did look delicious—like shiny spaghetti. When Agnes tried to retrieve the garland from his tiny, razor-sharp jaws, Gingersnap let out a hiccup of fiery disapproval, which promptly set the lower branches of the tree ablaze. “This is fine,” Agnes muttered through gritted teeth as the townsfolk scrambled to extinguish the flames. “Everything’s fine. It’s… rustic.” She patted the smoldering tree with a twitchy smile and hastily draped a few half-melted candy canes over the scorched branches. “Adds character, don’t you think?” Mulled Wine and Mayhem As the days passed, Gingersnap’s antics escalated. During the annual mulled wine tasting, he discovered that cinnamon made his nose tingle in a particularly amusing way. One sneeze later, the tasting pavilion was reduced to ashes, and the mayor was seen chasing the dragon through the town square with a ladle, shouting, “This is not covered in the bylaws!” The town blacksmith, Roger Ironpants, took a more practical approach. “He’s just a wee dragon,” he reasoned while fitting Gingersnap with a tiny iron muzzle. “If we can’t stop the fire, we can at least contain it.” But Gingersnap, ever the escape artist, promptly chewed through the muzzle and used it as a chew toy. Then came the caroling incident. Oh, the caroling incident. Silent Night? Not a Chance On Christmas Eve, the town gathered in the square for their traditional candlelit caroling. The scene was picture-perfect: fresh snow blanketed the ground, lanterns cast a warm glow, and the choir’s harmonies filled the air. Gingersnap, perched atop the charred remains of the Christmas tree, seemed to be behaving for once, his head cocked curiously as he listened to the music. But then, someone hit a high note. A really high note. The kind of note that makes dogs howl and, apparently, dragons lose their tiny little minds. With a shriek of enthusiasm, Gingersnap joined in, his piercing dragon screeches drowning out the choir and shattering half the ornaments in a fifty-foot radius. To make matters worse, he punctuated each screech with a celebratory burst of flame, igniting several songbooks and at least one unfortunate choir member’s scarf. “SILENT NIGHT, YOU LITTLE MONSTER!” bellowed Agnes as she hurled a snowball at Gingersnap, who promptly mistook it for a game and started flinging snowballs back—with his tail. Chaos ensued. By the end of the evening, the town square looked less like a winter wonderland and more like the aftermath of a particularly rowdy medieval siege. The Morning After On Christmas morning, the townsfolk gathered in what was left of the square to assess the damage. The tree was a charred skeleton. The mulled wine was gone. Half the decorations were singed beyond recognition. And yet, as they looked at the tiny dragon curled up beneath the scorched tree, snoring softly with a contented little smile on his face, they couldn’t help but laugh. “Well,” said Roger Ironpants, “at least he’s festive.” “And he didn’t eat the mayor,” Agnes added, her tone grudgingly optimistic. “It’s a Christmas miracle,” someone muttered, and the crowd erupted into laughter. The Legend of Gingersnap From that day forward, Gingersnap became a beloved—if somewhat chaotic—part of Bramblebush Hollow’s Christmas traditions. Each year, the townsfolk hung fireproof ornaments, brewed extra mulled wine, and made sure to stockpile plenty of shiny, dragon-friendly snacks. And every Christmas Eve, as Gingersnap perched atop the town’s fireproofed tree, belting out his dragon version of “Jingle Bells,” the townsfolk would raise their glasses and toast to the most memorable holiday mascot they’d ever had. Because, as Agnes Buttercrumb put it best, “Christmas just wouldn’t be the same without a little fire and brimstone.” And for Gingersnap, nestled beneath the tinsel, it was perfect.     Bring Gingersnap Home for the Holidays! Love the tale of Gingersnap, the mischievous Christmas dragon? Now you can add a touch of whimsical holiday magic to your own home! Explore these delightful products featuring "Dragon Dreams Beneath the Tinsel": Tapestry: Transform your walls with this stunning, vibrant depiction of Gingersnap. Canvas Print: Add a festive centerpiece to your holiday décor with a high-quality canvas print. Jigsaw Puzzle: Piece together the magic with this fun and challenging holiday puzzle. Greeting Card: Share the joy of Gingersnap with friends and family through this charming card. Don’t miss your chance to bring a little fire-breathing cheer to your festivities this season. Shop the collection now!

by Bill Tiepelman

The Gilded Wyvern: Alchemy of Fire and Fate

In the epoch when myths were forged and the fabric of the cosmos still quivered with the aftermath of creation, there was the Spire of Sólaris, a pillar of earth and stone that pierced the heavens. Here, the Gilded Wyvern, Aithon, keeper of the sacred Flame of Fates, watched over the mortal and immortal realms alike. His golden scales were the dreams of alchemists, and his fiery breath, a conduit of creation and catalyst of change. His legend was not born of idleness but of an unyielding vigilance that spanned the eons. Kingdoms rose and waned, stars blinked into existence and faded into the void, but Aithon remained constant, a guardian whose might was matched only by his wisdom. Under his watchful gaze, the land thrived. The mystical Flame of Fates, which he so fiercely protected, was said to hold the power to weave the tapestry of life itself, each ember a life, each spark a story. But as it is the wont of darkness to covet the light, a shadow grew in the heart of a sorcerer, twisted by envy and hunger for the flame's might. With words of malice and a heart void of light, he summoned a curse to shroud the world in unending night, seeking to extinguish the flame that had long been the bastion against despair. The darkness spread, a creeping doom that smothered hope and turned dreams into dust. The wyvern's once resplendent scales dulled, his strength waned, and the people murmured in fearful tones, for the light of Sólaris flickered. But Aithon's courage, kindled by the very flame he was sworn to protect, was not so easily dimmed. Thus began the Wyvern's Quest, an odyssey that would etch his name in the stars for all time. Aithon ventured into realms forsaken by the sun, where the forgotten ones dwelled, entities of elder times who whispered secrets not meant for mortal ears. In the Caverns of Echoes, where silence was a myth, he faced reflections of his own fears, each challenge a riddle wrapped in enigma. But Aithon, whose resolve was forged in the fires of tenacity, was undeterred. Upon the cliffs of Veridian Edge, winds threatened to unravel the very threads of his being, yet he ascended. Across the Sea of Shattered Mirrors, where reality fractured into a kaleidoscope of possibilities, he persisted, his vision clear, his purpose undiluted by the sea's beguiling reflections. At the world's edge, in the Cradle of Embers, where fire was born and all fates converged, Aithon faced the void's malice personified. The sorcerer, now a being of shadow and spite, sought to snuff out the ember's glow. But Aithon, with a roar that split the skies and a blaze that outshone the sorcerer's darkness, reclaimed the flame. His breath, a tempest of fire and defiance, rekindled the heart of the Flame of Fates. The light surged, cascading into the heavens, reigniting the stars, and the wyvern's brilliance was restored. With a triumphant cry that echoed through the Spire of Sólaris, Aithon returned, the flame secure once more within the mountain's heart. The land, bathed anew in the flame's glow, blossomed, and the people rejoiced, for their protector, their symbol of hope and eternal guardian, had triumphed. And so, "The Gilded Wyvern: Alchemy of Fire and Fate" became an immortal tale, a beacon to those who seek light in the darkness, a testament to the unwavering spirit that dwells within us all. Aithon’s story lives on, not just in legend, but in the canvas of artistry and the treasure trove of merchandise that bears his likeness. Embrace the wyvern’s flame, adorn your life with his image, and let the fire of Aithon guide your path to greatness. Witness the majestic wyvern on the walls of your sanctum with the The Gilded Wyvern Poster, navigate through the challenges of your realm with the The Gilded Wyvern Gaming Mouse Pad, and carry the symbol of power and grace wherever you go with the The Gilded Wyvern Stickers. Let each product be a fragment of the legend, a piece of the eternal flame that blazes a trail into the annals of your own destiny.