by Bill Tiepelman
Spellbound by Roses and Scales
Once upon a time in a realm not far from the corner of your wildest daydreams, there was an enchantress named Lyra. Known throughout the land for her shockingly bright red hair and her particularly unusual petโa tiny emerald-green dragonโLyra was both feared and admired, especially for her ability to bring roses into full bloom with a mere whisper. But today, Lyra had a problem. โListen, Thorn,โ Lyra muttered, adjusting her off-the-shoulder lace gown as she gave her tiny dragon an annoyed look. Thorn, who was coiled around her shoulder like a scaly scarf, yawned and blinked lazily at her with his ruby-red eyes. โYou canโt keep stealing the villagers' socks!โ she scolded him, plucking a rogue sock from his little claws. โLast week it was Balthazarโs best black stockings, and he still hasnโt stopped telling people Iโm some kind of sock thief.โ Thorn snorted, a wisp of smoke curling from his nostrils as he nuzzled her cheek innocently. The truth was, Thorn had a bit of a sock addiction. For reasons no one quite understood, the little dragon found socks irresistibly cozyโespecially single socks, which he hoarded like a treasure trove beneath Lyraโs bed. She had tried giving him blankets, but they didnโt have quite the same appeal. No, it was socks or nothing for Thorn. The Sock Conundrum To make matters worse, Lyraโs roses were getting out of hand. The roses loved her so much they had started sprouting all over the placeโparticularly inconveniently when they appeared in her bath, her bed, and, last Tuesday, right in the middle of her morning toast. โItโs not fair,โ she grumbled to Thorn, waving a toast crust at a particularly smug-looking rose that had taken root on her kitchen table. โI mean, sure, Iโm the Enchantress of the Roses and all, but Iโd like at least one part of my life that doesnโt involve thorns, petals, or that endless fragrance of roses. Honestly, itโs like living in a perfume shop.โ Thorn cocked his head, as if to say, And your point isโฆ? He stretched, flicked his tail, and hopped off her shoulder, sniffing around for new socks to pilfer. Lyra sighed, rolling her eyes. Thorn was an adorable pest, and she knew it. A New Challenge But Lyraโs rose problem was about to get worse. Much worse. One fateful evening, while she was sitting in her garden trying to unwind with a glass of elderflower wine, she heard a voice behind her. โExcuse me, miss?โ Lyra jumped, almost spilling her wine, and turned to see an oversized rose standing behind her. It had a remarkably debonair appearance for a flower, complete with a tiny red velvet hat and an unmistakable smirk. โIโuhโhello?โ Lyra stammered, wondering if perhaps sheโd had a little too much wine. โNo need to look so shocked, darling,โ said the rose, whose voice was surprisingly smooth. โThe nameโs Roderick. Roderick the Rose. And Iโm here to make you an offer.โ The Roseโs Proposal Now, in Lyraโs line of work, sheโd dealt with many a strange magical occurrenceโtalking owls, gossiping pixies, even a flirtatious treeโbut a talking rose was new. โAn offer?โ she echoed, leaning back and crossing her arms. โAlright, Roderick, youโve got my attention.โ Roderick twirled one of his leaves and winked. โYou, my dear, have a certainโฆ problem. A rose problem, if you will. Roses popping up here and there, no matter where you go. I think you and I could come to an understanding.โ Lyra raised an eyebrow. โIโm listeningโฆโ โYou let me stay,โ Roderick proposed, โas your personal garden companionโthink of me as a rose advisor of sorts. In exchange, Iโll use my magical prowess to manage your rose situation. No more blooms where you donโt want them, and maybe even a fewโฆ extras where you do.โ โExtras?โ Lyra said, trying to hide her intrigue. โOh, the possibilities are endless,โ Roderick assured her, puffing himself up. โImagine: roses that bloom in the moonlight, petals that glow with the colors of sunset, roses that sing arias on your birthday. Think about it.โ Lyra couldnโt help but smile. โFine,โ she said. โYou can stay. But one prank, Roderick, and youโre mulch.โ Roderick winked, clearly thrilled, and wiggled his stem in what might have been a bow. And Then Came the Wine-Fueled Mishaps That night, Lyra celebrated her new partnership by pouring herself another glass of elderflower wine and giving Thorn a celebratory sock (he pounced on it with glee). Everything seemed perfectโthat is, until she woke up the next morning. At first, she noticed nothing amiss. But as she got up and walked to the mirror, she let out a shriek. Roderick had taken his job way too seriously. Tiny roses were now woven into her hair, down her back, even into the very fabric of her gown. And the kicker? They were all humming. Quietly, but unmistakably humming. โRoderick!โ she shouted, as Thorn watched in wide-eyed delight from the bed. โExplain yourself this instant!โ Roderick appeared from beneath a nearby window sill, looking remarkably pleased with himself. โJust a small token of our new partnership, darling. A bit of morning ambiance, if you will.โ โAmbiance?โ Lyra sputtered. โYou turned me into a walking rosebush with a musical soundtrack!โ She spent the rest of the day plucking roses out of her hair, scolding Roderick every time he dared to smirk, and muttering about why she ever thought talking roses were a good idea. By nightfall, however, she had to admitโฆ the humming roses were growing on her. Life, Laughter, and Ever-Blooming Roses As days turned into weeks, Lyra found herself adjusting to her new, unusual companions. Thorn, as usual, continued his sock-stealing habits, and Roderick developed a penchant for serenading her as she cooked dinner. And though Lyra might have grumbled and scolded, she couldnโt deny that life felt a little brighter, a little more magical, with her strange little family. In the end, Lyra learned to embrace the endless roses, the cheeky dragon, and the overly charming rose with the velvet hat. Life in the enchanted garden was a beautiful mess, and Lyra wouldnโt have it any other way. And the socks? Well, Thorn never did give them up. โ The End โ ย ย Bring "Spellbound by Roses and Scales" Into Your Home If Lyraโs mystical world of roses, dragons, and whimsical enchantment has captured your imagination, you can now bring a piece of that magic home. Our exclusive collection inspired by Spellbound by Roses and Scales is available in a variety of beautiful products: Tapestry โ Perfect for transforming any space into an enchanted garden. 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