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by Bill Tiepelman

Pounce of the Poison Cap

The Shroom with a View It began, as most ridiculous tales do, with a purring lie and a daring squat atop a toadstool the size of a barstool. Tabitha Nine-Lives — part cat, part woman, all sass — perched smugly on her favorite fly agaric like it was her royal throne. Her striped fur shimmered in the damp light of dusk, tail flicking with feline superiority as if to say: Yes, I am absurdly gorgeous and possibly lethal. Deal with it. The forest around her dripped with secrets. Literal ones — some of the trees had mouths. But that was beside the point. The real danger was far less botanical and far more... bipedal. A new player had entered the woods. A human. A tall, confused, annoyingly handsome one who smelled like confidence issues and overpriced cologne. Tabitha had been watching him for three days. From the tops of trees, under ferns, through illusionary puddles — the usual. He didn’t know it yet, but he was already doomed. Not because the forest would eat him (though, to be fair, parts of it did bite), but because she had decided he was her next puzzle. “You're not ready for me,” she murmured with a purr, curling her claws around the cap of the mushroom as if it were a drumroll. “But then again, who is?” She crouched lower, eyes glowing in the dimness like twin moons on the prowl. Her ears twitched. He was close now. Crunching through leaves with all the subtlety of a toddler in tap shoes. Humans were such gloriously un-stealthy creatures. Like if a ham sandwich tried to join a ninja cult. Still, this one was curious. He’d asked the trees questions. He’d tried to pet a thorn bush (that had gone badly). And last night, he’d looked directly at a wispsnake and said, “Hey, do you talk?” Oh, honey. Tabitha hadn’t laughed that hard since the Dryad Queen tried to flirt with a scarecrow. She’d nearly fallen out of a pine tree. Which, for a cat-woman, was deeply embarrassing. But also worth it. Now it was time to escalate things. She licked the back of her paw (mostly for effect), adjusted her assets, and whispered a spell that smelled faintly of cinnamon and regret. A swirl of gold shimmered around her claws. The bait was set. Because tonight, she wasn’t just watching. She was going to make contact. Or more accurately, she was going to toy with her prey like a laser pointer on meth. And if the poor boy survived it? Maybe, just maybe, he’d earn the right to learn her real name. But probably not. She pounced off the mushroom, landing with a sound no louder than a smirk. Her silhouette vanished into the shadowed brambles, tail curling like a question mark behind her. The hunt had officially begun. Breadcrumbs, Bait, and the Boy Who Should Have Turned Back Wesley Crane was not having a good week. First, he got dumped by text (an emoji was involved — a cactus, oddly enough), then his GPS led him to a campsite that didn’t exist, and now he was hopelessly lost in a forest that definitely shouldn’t exist. Not like this. The trees were far too tall. The fog was far too warm. And he could’ve sworn the moss had a pulse. “This is fine,” he muttered, stepping over a suspiciously glowing mushroom and attempting to sound confident, which made him sound even more like a corporate intern pretending to know how to use Excel. “Totally fine. Just a highly immersive hiking trail. No biggie. That squirrel probably wasn’t carrying a dagger.” Meanwhile, Tabitha watched from the high boughs of a bent yew tree, stretched languidly like a striped shadow of judgment. She had toyed with the idea of letting the forest swallow him — as it had so many disappointing poets and flat-earthers — but there was something about this particular man-child that amused her. The way he flinched at leaves. The way he cursed under his breath like someone who thought swear words should be rationed. The way he kept muttering apologies to trees as if they were emotionally sensitive. He was, in a word, delicious. “Let’s see how you do with breadcrumbs,” she whispered, and flicked her fingers toward the trail ahead. Instantly, a path of mushrooms bloomed in a perfect spiral, glowing faintly and releasing just enough hallucinogenic spore to make his vision shimmer. He paused, blinked twice, and then laughed. “Cool. Bioluminescent funghi. Totally not ominous.” He stepped onto the path. Tabitha grinned. “Atta boy.” Deeper and deeper he went, winding through the illusion-rich woods. The air got thicker, dreamier. He passed a stone fountain that sang Broadway show tunes. A floating teacup offered him honey. A large snail wearing a monocle hissed, “Don’t trust the ferns.” Wesley, poor soul, thanked it earnestly and saluted. By the time he reached the clearing, he was half-hallucinating and entirely enchanted. Before him stood a glade of red-capped mushrooms, all silent, all watching. And in the center? The biggest, boldest toadstool of them all. Vacant. Like a throne missing its queen. “I feel like I’m being lured,” he said aloud. “Oh, you are,” came the voice. Smooth as cream, sharp as claws. Wesley spun around — and there she was. Tabitha emerged from the trees with the casual grace of someone who had definitely been stalking you and was 100% proud of it. Her fur shimmered with gold-tipped twilight, her ears twitching with smug superiority. And those eyes… twin portals of cosmic mischief. She stopped just close enough to be unsettling, one clawed finger tapping her thigh with theatrical flair. “So,” she purred, “do you always follow glowing fungus into mysterious glades, or is today special?” “Um,” said Wesley, whose brain had just face-planted into a puddle of hormones and terror. “I… well… the mushrooms—” “—You obeyed a fungal breadcrumb trail like a Disney side character.” She circled him now, slow and measured. “Bold. Stupid. Probably repressed. But bold.” Wesley tried not to turn his head as she passed behind him, tail curling toward his shoulder. “What are you?” he managed. She paused. “Oh, honey. If I had a mushroom for every man who’s asked me that...” She flicked a single claw and a small spore cloud poofed into the air. “But let’s pretend you’re new and unspoiled. Let’s start with names. You can call me Tabitha.” “Is that your real name?” She squinted. “Did you just ask a shapeshifting forest predator for her government name?” Wesley immediately regretted his life choices. “Look,” he said, holding up his hands, “I think I took a wrong turn. I’m not… I mean, I don’t want any trouble. I just want to get out of here and maybe call an Uber?” “Darling,” Tabitha said, stepping closer, “you walked into an enchanted forest with GPS, AirPods, and anxiety. You didn’t take a wrong turn. You got chosen.” “Chosen for what?” She leaned in, her nose almost brushing his. Her voice dropped to a whisper: “That’s the mystery.” And then she was gone. Vanished. Not vanished like "ran into the woods" — vanished like poof, snap, smoke-ringed drama. Only a faint pawprint of golden dust remained where she had stood. Wesley stood in the clearing, alone, heartbeat in his ears, wondering if he’d imagined it all. Behind him, the toadstools giggled softly. Not with mouths — that would be ridiculous — but with spores. Invisible, snickering spores. He sat down on the edge of the mushroom throne and sighed. Somewhere, an owl hooted the opening chords to "Careless Whisper." This night was getting weird. And it was far from over. The Claw and the Contract Wesley didn’t sleep that night. Not because of fear — though the tree that kept softly whispering “snacc” in his direction wasn’t helping — but because he couldn’t shake her. The feline silhouette. The velvet sarcasm. The way she had looked at him like a bored librarian eyeing a misfiled romance novel. It wasn’t love. Hell, it wasn’t even lust. It was worse. It was curiosity. He had the distinct sense that he had been catalogued. Weighed. Possibly licked. And that the forest was just waiting to see what he'd do next. Spores floated like lazy fireflies. Somewhere nearby, a pair of mushrooms slow-danced to swing jazz. He had tried walking in a straight line for an hour. The result? He ended up exactly where he started — at the toadstool throne. And it was warm. That was the worst part. It remembered her. “Alright,” he muttered at the moss. “I give up. Forest 1, Wesley 0.” “Technically, I’m the forest’s MVP,” purred a familiar voice, “but I’ll accept the compliment.” She was lounging on a low branch now, upside-down, tail swaying lazily, cleavage unapologetic. The picture of chaos in repose. He didn’t scream. He had passed the scream phase hours ago and was now deep into deadpan resignation. “You’re messing with me,” he said. “Of course,” she said brightly, flipping down and landing on all fours like a sin in motion. “But I mess with everyone. The trick is knowing why.” He frowned. “You said I was chosen.” “I did. And you are. Chosen to make a choice.” She circled him again, but slower now. Less predatory, more... performative. “You’re not the first to stumble in here. Most don’t make it past the mushrooms. You did. That says something.” “That I’m gullible?” “That you’re curious. Curious people are dangerous. They either burn down systems or die spectacularly trying.” “And what if I just want to go home?” She stopped. Tilted her head. “Then I’ll walk you to the edge of the woods myself.” “Really?” “No,” she said flatly. “This forest eats GPS signals and barfs up metaphors. You’re not leaving until you hear the offer.” “The what now?” She clapped her clawed hands. Sparks flew. A scroll of bark and golden moss appeared in mid-air and rolled open with an audible pop. The ink glowed. “One wish,” she said. “Forest rules. You made it to the throne. You met the guardian. That’s me, by the way, in case you’re still catching up. So you get a wish.” Wesley looked at the scroll. “There’s fine print.” “Of course there’s fine print. What do you think this is, Disneyland?” “What’s the catch?” “Well, you could wish for money. But the forest doesn’t understand taxes. You could wish for love, but it’ll probably come in the form of a dangerously codependent kelpie. Or,” she said, stretching lazily, “you could wish for what you really want.” “And what’s that?” She was behind him now, chin on his shoulder. “Adventure. Mystery. Something real in a world where everything feels like it’s been run through a content filter and sold back to you in an ad.” He turned. Met her gaze. “Is that what this is to you? A job?” She blinked. For the first time, her mask cracked, just a little. “It’s what I was made for.” “That sounds lonely.” She growled low in her throat. “Don’t human me, Wes. I’ll vomit on your shoes.” “I’m just saying... maybe you don’t have to be alone in this forest. Maybe you want someone to choose you for once.” Silence. Then: “Say that again and I’ll make you mate with a talking fox for eternity.” “You didn’t say no.” She stared at him. Eyes narrowed. “Make your wish.” He reached out and touched the scroll. His voice steady. “I wish to know the truth about this forest — and about you.” The scroll burst into flame. The trees leaned in. The wind held its breath. Tabitha didn’t move. Her pupils shrank to slits. “You... idiot. You could’ve had gold. Immortality. Threesomes with dryads. And you picked me?” He shrugged. “You’re more interesting.” She pounced. Not like before. This wasn’t a predator striking — it was something more like gravity. She landed on him, claws out but careful, breath hot against his cheek. “You don’t know what you’ve done,” she whispered. “You’ve bound yourself to the woods. To me.” “I’ll take my chances.” “You’re mine now, Wes.” “I figured.” And as the forest exploded into golden light and laughter, the trees dancing, the mushrooms whistling, and the path finally revealing itself — Tabitha kissed him with a purr and a growl. The woods had chosen him back. If you're now emotionally bonded to Tabitha and itching to take a piece of her world home, you're in luck. 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by Bill Tiepelman

The Gnome and the Snail Express

The Enchanted Forest wasn’t known for its speed. Most of its residents were content to amble along mossy trails, admire glowing mushrooms, and take the occasional nap in a patch of sunlight. But none were slower—or more determined—than Gnorman the Gnome’s latest companion: an enormous snail named Whiskers. “This is it, Whiskers,” Gnorman said, adjusting his bright red hat as he perched on the snail’s glistening shell. “Our chance to make history! We’re going to win the Great Forest Derby and prove that slow and steady doesn’t just win races—it humiliates smug rabbits along the way!” Whiskers made no response, as he was preoccupied with nibbling on a particularly juicy patch of moss. Gnorman took this as a sign of agreement. “That’s the spirit!” he said, giving the snail’s shell a confident pat. “Now, let’s talk strategy.” The Great Forest Derby The Derby was an annual event, notorious for attracting all kinds of eccentric competitors. There were the squirrels, who cheated by launching themselves from tree to tree. There was a team of field mice with a cart pulled by a very confused hedgehog. And, of course, there was Gnorman’s arch-nemesis, Thistle the Hare, whose cocky grin and perfect teeth made Gnorman’s beard bristle with irritation. “What’s that, Gnorman?” Thistle called as he hopped over. “Trading in your boots for a snail? I’d tell you to try and keep up, but… well, we both know that’s not happening.” “Laugh it up, carrot-breath,” Gnorman snapped. “This snail is a precision-engineered racing machine. We’re going to wipe the mossy floor with you!” Thistle snorted. “I’ll save you a spot at the finish line—about three hours after I get there.” With that, the hare bounded away, leaving Gnorman seething. “Don’t listen to him, Whiskers,” he muttered. “We’ve got this in the bag. Probably.” The Race Begins The starting line was a chaotic mess of creatures, all jostling for position. Gnorman tightened his grip on the reins he’d fashioned out of vine and gave Whiskers an encouraging nod. “All right, buddy. Nice and steady. Let’s show these amateurs how it’s done.” The whistle blew, and the racers exploded into motion—or, in Whiskers’ case, a leisurely slide forward. Squirrels darted ahead. Mice squeaked commands to their hedgehog. Thistle the Hare was already a blur in the distance. Gnorman, however, remained calm. “Patience, Whiskers,” he said. “Let them tire themselves out. We’ll make our move when it counts.” By the time they reached the first checkpoint, Whiskers had managed to overtake a tortoise (who had paused for a snack) and a beetle (whose enthusiasm had been derailed by an ill-timed nap). Gnorman was feeling smug—until he noticed a familiar figure lounging on a rock up ahead. “What took you so long?” Thistle called, tossing a carrot in the air and catching it in his mouth. “Did you stop for sightseeing? Oh wait—you’re riding a snail. That’s sightseeing.” “Keep laughing, fuzzball,” Gnorman muttered under his breath. “You won’t be so smug when Whiskers and I pull off the upset of the century.” The Prank At the halfway point, Gnorman decided it was time for a little mischief. Reaching into his satchel, he pulled out a pouch of pixie dust he’d “borrowed” from a friendly sprite. “This ought to spice things up,” he said, sprinkling the glittering powder along Whiskers’ trail. Moments later, chaos erupted. The hedgehog pulling the mice’s cart sneezed violently, sending the cart careening off the trail. A flock of sparrows, mesmerized by the sparkling dust, began dive-bombing Thistle, who flailed wildly in an attempt to fend them off. “What the—?!” Thistle shouted as a particularly bold sparrow made off with his carrot. “Who’s responsible for this madness?!” Gnorman tried to look innocent, though his uncontrollable giggling didn’t help. “Just a bit of friendly competition!” he called out, clutching Whiskers’ reins as the snail glided serenely past the chaos. “You’re welcome!” The Final Stretch By the time they reached the final leg of the race, Thistle had recovered and was closing in fast. Gnorman could see the finish line up ahead, but Whiskers was beginning to slow down. “Come on, buddy,” he urged. “Just a little farther! Think of the glory! Think of the… uh… extra moss I’ll bring you if we win!” Whiskers perked up at the mention of moss and surged forward with surprising speed. Gnorman whooped as they crossed the finish line just ahead of Thistle, who skidded to a halt in disbelief. “What?! No!” the hare yelled. “That’s impossible! You cheated!” “Cheating?” Gnorman said, feigning outrage. “That’s a serious accusation, Thistle. I’ll have you know this victory was entirely due to Whiskers’ superior athleticism and my expert coaching.” The crowd erupted in applause and laughter as Gnorman accepted his prize: a golden acorn trophy and a year’s worth of bragging rights. “Slow and steady wins the race,” he said with a wink, holding the trophy aloft. “And never underestimate a gnome with a good sense of humor—and a big bag of pixie dust.” Whiskers, now happily munching on a fresh patch of moss, seemed entirely uninterested in the glory. But Gnorman didn’t mind. He had a trophy, a story for the ages, and the satisfaction of wiping the smug grin off Thistle’s face. Life in the Enchanted Forest didn’t get much better than that. 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by Bill Tiepelman

Frog Rodeo: Gnome Style

In the heart of the Enchanted Forest, where mushrooms glowed like tiny disco balls and the rivers gurgled with laughter, a gnome named Blimble Puddleflap was preparing for his greatest—and most ridiculous—feat yet: a frog rodeo. Blimble wasn’t known for his practicality or restraint. No, his reputation was built on an endless string of outrageous stunts and pranks that left the forest’s inhabitants either chuckling or plotting revenge. Today’s prank, however, was destined to become legendary. The Plan It all started in the Giggling Lily Tavern the night before, when Blimble overheard a particularly smug chipmunk boasting about his "record-setting" acorn collection. "I could ride a frog across the stream and still gather more acorns than you!" the chipmunk had declared. Blimble, fueled by three mushroom ales and an overabundance of confidence, had leapt onto the table and shouted, "Ride a frog? I’ll ride one so fast it’ll look like a green lightning bolt streaking through the forest!" By morning, the entire forest had heard about Blimble’s bold claim. To back out now would be social suicide. Fortunately, Blimble had a plan. Unfortunately, it was a terrible one. "All right, Ribsy," Blimble said, addressing the enormous, lime-green frog he’d “borrowed” from a lily pad in Tadpole Cove. Ribsy, whose idea of excitement involved sitting very still and occasionally catching a bug, was less than thrilled about the arrangement. “We’re going to make history!” Blimble continued, oblivious to Ribsy’s expression of froggy dread. “I’ll ride you like the wind, and you’ll become the fastest frog this forest has ever seen!” The Ride Begins The clearing by the stream was packed with forest creatures, all eager to witness Blimble’s latest shenanigan. Rabbits, squirrels, and even a few skeptical hedgehogs gathered at the water’s edge. The chipmunk from the tavern was front and center, munching on an acorn and smirking. "This should be good," he muttered. “Ladies and gentle-creatures!” Blimble announced, standing on Ribsy’s back like a pint-sized circus performer. “Prepare to witness the grandest, most daring frog rodeo in history!” Before anyone could respond, Ribsy let out a startled croak as Blimble tugged on the makeshift reins (woven from spider silk, because of course). The frog launched forward with a panicked leap, sending a spray of water across the cheering crowd. “Yeehaw!” Blimble hollered, throwing his arms in the air. “Look at us go, Ribsy! We’re unstoppable!” “Ribbit,” Ribsy croaked, which roughly translated to, “Please let this nightmare end.” The Chaos Unfolds As Ribsy bounded toward the stream, Blimble’s showmanship quickly devolved into chaos. A miscalculated leap sent them careening into a patch of glowing mushrooms, which exploded into a cloud of glittery spores. The crowd erupted in laughter as Blimble emerged from the sparkling haze, clinging to Ribsy’s back with one hand and waving a tiny cowboy hat with the other. “Still going strong!” Blimble shouted, though his grip was slipping and Ribsy looked ready to file a restraining order. Things took a turn for the worse when a dragonfly, apparently offended by the disturbance, decided to join the fray. It swooped down and began dive-bombing Blimble, who swatted at it wildly. “Back off, you oversized mosquito!” he yelled, inadvertently letting go of the reins. Now completely out of control, Ribsy veered toward the stream and leapt with all the grace of a cannonball. They landed in the water with a colossal splash, soaking the front row of spectators and dislodging a nearby family of ducks. Blimble resurfaced moments later, sputtering and still clinging to Ribsy, whose expression now read as “utter resignation.” The Aftermath By the time Ribsy paddled to the far side of the stream, the crowd was in stitches. Even the smug chipmunk was laughing so hard he dropped his acorn. Blimble, dripping wet and covered in glittery mushroom spores, climbed off Ribsy and took a dramatic bow. “Thank you, thank you!” he said, ignoring the fact that Ribsy was already hopping away as fast as his froggy legs could carry him. “And that, my friends, is how you ride a frog like a champion!” The chipmunk approached, still chuckling. “I’ll admit, Puddleflap, that was…impressive. Ridiculous, but impressive.” Blimble grinned. “Ridiculous is my middle name! Well, technically it’s ‘Ezekiel,’ but you get the idea.” The crowd dispersed, still laughing and chattering about the spectacle. Blimble, now alone by the stream, looked around for Ribsy, only to realize the frog had vanished. “Eh, can’t blame him,” Blimble said with a shrug. “I’d probably hop away too.” As he wrung out his hat and started the soggy walk back to his mushroom cottage, Blimble couldn’t help but smile. Sure, he was wet, exhausted, and slightly traumatized by the dragonfly, but he’d done it. He’d turned a ridiculous boast into an even more ridiculous reality—and had the glittery mushroom spores to prove it. “Next time,” he muttered to himself, “I’m riding a squirrel.” Bring the Fun Home Love the hilarity of Blimble and Ribsy’s wild ride? Bring their whimsical adventure into your life with our exclusive collection of high-quality products featuring this unforgettable scene: Tapestries: Transform your space with the vibrant energy of this whimsical artwork. Wood Prints: Add a rustic touch to your decor while showcasing Blimble’s froggy antics. 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by Bill Tiepelman

Streamside Shenanigans with the Gnome and Frog

Deep in the heart of the Goldenwood Forest, where the mushrooms glowed like lanterns and butterflies flitted with wings dusted in starlight, a gnome named Gimble Tinklestump was busy planning his next great prank. Known far and wide among the forest folk as the “Giggling Menace,” Gimble had a reputation for creating chaos—and today, his target was none other than Old Tadwick, the grumpiest toad this side of the babbling brook. Perched atop his trusty steed—a massive, lime-green frog named Blep—Gimble adjusted his red hat and grinned. “All right, Blep,” he said, patting the frog’s broad, slippery head. “Let’s give Tadwick something to croak about!” Blep let out a deep, resonant “RIBBIT” and leapt forward, bounding through the forest with the grace of a wet potato. Gimble, clutching the frog’s reins, laughed maniacally as they approached the stream where Old Tadwick held court. The toad, infamous for his booming voice and no-nonsense attitude, was sunbathing on a mossy rock, his warty face set in a permanent scowl. The Setup Gimble and Blep stopped a few paces away, hiding behind a clump of oversized mushrooms. “All right, here’s the plan,” Gimble whispered, leaning down to Blep. “We’re going to convince Tadwick that the forest council voted to make me the new ‘Stream Keeper.’ He’ll lose his warts when he hears that!” Blep blinked slowly, which Gimble interpreted as enthusiastic agreement. Pulling a makeshift “crown” out of his satchel (it was actually a very battered teacup), Gimble hopped off Blep’s back and placed it on his head at a jaunty angle. He then stepped into the clearing with an exaggerated bow. “Greetings, Tadwick the Mighty!” he called out, his voice dripping with mock reverence. Tadwick cracked one beady eye open. “What do you want, Tinklestump?” he growled. “And why are you wearing a teacup?” “Ah, I see you’ve noticed my regal headwear!” Gimble said, puffing out his chest. “I come bearing important news, old friend. The council has decided that I, Gimble Tinklestump, shall be the new Stream Keeper!” Tadwick snorted. “The Stream Keeper? You? Don’t make me laugh.” “It’s true!” Gimble insisted. “As Stream Keeper, it’s my duty to enforce all forest laws. And, uh…” He quickly improvised, “To collect taxes. Yes, taxes! Starting with you, Tadwick.” The Prank Unfolds Tadwick’s eyes narrowed. “Taxes? What nonsense are you spouting now?” “Oh, it’s not nonsense,” Gimble said, trying to keep a straight face. “Blep, bring forth the ‘Official Tax Ledger.’” From behind the mushrooms, Blep hopped into view carrying a large leaf in his mouth. Gimble had scrawled a series of illegible scribbles on it in berry juice, which he now brandished triumphantly. “Behold! The taxes you owe are listed right here. Let’s see… Ah yes, one dozen crickets, three dragonfly wings, and a bottle of swamp juice.” Tadwick sat up straighter, his warty brow furrowing. “This is absurd! I don’t owe you anything!” “Defiance of the Stream Keeper is a serious offense,” Gimble said gravely. “I could have you banished to the Mud Flats!” At this, Blep let out an enormous croak, which Gimble had trained him to do on cue. The sound was so loud it made the nearby butterflies scatter in panic. Tadwick flinched but quickly regained his composure. “You’re bluffing,” he said. “You’re always bluffing, Tinklestump.” “Am I?” Gimble asked, raising an eyebrow. He turned to Blep and said, “Plan B.” Without hesitation, Blep lunged forward, snatched Tadwick’s mossy rock with his sticky tongue, and yanked it into the stream. The sudden splash sent water cascading over Tadwick, drenching him from head to toe. “MY ROCK!” Tadwick bellowed, flailing in the shallow water. “You little pest! Give it back!” “Stream Keeper rules, I’m afraid!” Gimble called out, doubling over with laughter. “All rocks are property of the council now!” The Great Escape Realizing that an enraged Tadwick was now charging toward them, Gimble scrambled back onto Blep’s back. “Time to go!” he shouted, and Blep launched into the air with a mighty leap, clearing the stream in one bound. Tadwick skidded to a halt at the water’s edge, shaking his fist. “You’ll pay for this, Tinklestump!” the toad roared. “Just you wait!” “Add it to my tab!” Gimble yelled over his shoulder, tears of laughter streaming down his face. “And don’t forget to pay your taxes!” As Blep carried him deeper into the forest, Gimble couldn’t stop chuckling. Sure, Tadwick would probably try to retaliate in some hilariously ineffective way, but that was half the fun. For Gimble, life was all about finding the next laugh—and with Blep by his side, the possibilities were endless. “Good work today, Blep,” he said, patting the frog’s head. “Tomorrow, we prank the squirrels.” Blep croaked in agreement, and together, they disappeared into the glowing depths of the Goldenwood, leaving behind a very wet and very grumpy toad. Bring the Whimsy Home Enjoyed Gimble and Blep's mischievous adventure? Let their antics brighten up your day with stunning products that showcase their hilarious escapade. Check out these magical options: Tapestries: Add a whimsical touch to your walls with this vibrant design. Puzzles: Piece together the laughter with a puzzle that captures the scene's playful spirit. Framed Prints: Perfect for framing Gimble and Blep’s hilarious adventure in your favorite space. Tote Bags: Take the fun wherever you go with a stylish and practical tote. Choose your favorite and let Gimble and Blep’s shenanigans become a part of your daily adventures!