Captured Tales

by Bill Tiepelman

Rosy Lips and Wrinkled Sass

The New Year crept in with a quiet drizzle, but for Gladys, it was an occasion to make noise—and a lot of it. She sat in her plush pink armchair, donned head-to-toe in what she affectionately called her “glamazon armor.” Oversized pink glasses perched on her nose, hot pink lipstick smeared (liberally) across her puckered lips, and a fluffy feather boa that had clearly seen more action than anyone dared to ask about. “Well, New Year,” Gladys muttered, swirling a gin martini in her jeweled glass, “what do you have for me this time? Another gym membership pamphlet? Another lecture about kale? Pfft.” She rolled her eyes, nearly dislodging one of her fake lashes. “I’ve got wrinkles older than most of those influencers telling me to ‘hydrate and manifest.’” Gladys was no stranger to attention, and she planned on starting 2025 with the same unapologetic energy that had carried her through eight decades of mischief, martinis, and a couple of husbands who couldn’t quite keep up. “If they can’t handle the sass, they don’t deserve the class,” she always said, though her brand of class was often served with a generous helping of crass. The Annual Pink Party Each New Year’s Day, Gladys hosted what had come to be known as “The Pink Party,” a legendary gathering of her closest friends, all of whom were just as fabulous and outrageous as she was. The invitation read: “Dress code: Anything pink and everything dramatic. Leave your resolutions at the door. We’re here for cocktails, not kale.” By 8 PM, her house was a swirling hurricane of pink boas, rhinestone heels, and questionable decisions. Her best friend Margie showed up wearing a sequined jumpsuit that looked suspiciously like it had been stolen from the Vegas strip. “Margie, darling,” Gladys drawled, kissing her on both cheeks, “you look like a disco ball with daddy issues. It’s perfect.” Margie cackled, and the two shuffled off to the bar, where Gladys poured something that could only loosely be defined as a cocktail. “Here’s to another year of ignoring doctor’s orders and making bad choices,” Gladys toasted, holding her glass high. “Cheers to that,” Margie replied, already two sips deep. The Toast Heard ‘Round the Neighborhood As the night wore on and the gin flowed freely, Gladys decided it was time for her annual toast. She climbed up onto her coffee table, feather boa trailing behind her like the train of a royal gown. Clearing her throat dramatically, she declared, “Ladies, gentlemen, and those fabulous enough to defy labels, I have but one thing to say about this New Year…” The room fell silent, save for the faint hum of a disco remix playing in the background. Gladys adjusted her glasses and took a deep breath. “Screw resolutions! I’m sticking to revolutions—mainly the ones on my barstool!” The crowd erupted into cheers, glasses clinking as they toasted to her rebellious spirit. “But seriously,” she continued, her voice softening for a moment, “life’s too short for regrets, bad wine, or boring underwear. Wear the lipstick. Buy the shoes. Say the thing. And for the love of all things pink, dance like nobody’s taking video for TikTok.” The applause was deafening, though whether it was for her words or the fact that she managed not to fall off the table was anyone’s guess. Either way, Gladys raised her glass one last time, the queen of sass and class, ready to conquer another year with her signature blend of mischief and glamour. The Aftermath By the time the clock struck midnight, Gladys was lounging in her chair, a rose in one hand and a cigarette in the other. “Well, New Year,” she said, smirking at her reflection in the pink-rimmed mirror on the wall, “you’ve got a lot to live up to if you think you’re outshining me.” She leaned back, exhaling a plume of smoke, and let out a satisfied chuckle. Life, like her lipstick, might not always stay in the lines, but damn if it wasn’t fabulous.     Well, here you are, New Year, looking all prim, While I’m here with my lipstick, poured to the brim. I’ve survived decades, drank gallons of gin, And frankly, sweetheart, I’m not starting again. “New Year, New Me!”—what a pile of bull, I’m already fabulous, vibrant, and full. These wrinkles are roadmaps of mischief and sin, Each line’s got a story, a scandal within. Pink glasses? Check. A rose in my hand? I’ve still got more flair than your bland little plans. Resolutions are cute, for the young and naïve, I’ll toast to my glory while you make-believe. I’ll sip bubbly wine and I’ll cackle out loud, While you clutch your green juice and act all profound. Go ahead, chase your dreams, or whatever’s in trend, I’ll stick to my nonsense till the bitter end. So here’s to the New Year, let’s keep it crass, May it kiss my lips and maybe my… sass. You’re welcome to join me, but bring your own glass— This diva’s not sharing her liquor or class.     Discover More: This captivating artwork, "Rosy Lips and Wrinkled Sass," is available for prints, downloads, and licensing. Bring a touch of humor, sass, and vibrance to your collection. Visit the Unfocussed Archive to explore and make it yours today!

by Bill Tiepelman

Stitch Gone Rogue: The Zombie Edition

Once upon a time, in a world not too far removed from our own, the lovable experiment known as Stitch became... well, something else entirely. This wasn’t your tropical "Ohana means family" Stitch anymore—oh no. This was Zombie Stitch, and he had traded luaus and Elvis for chaos and carnage. The Day Everything Went to Hell It started innocently enough. Stitch had been minding his own business, terrorizing tourists on Kauai by stealing their Spam musubi and farting loudly during luau performances. Then, as fate would have it, a military-grade bioweapon “accidentally” got dropped into his pineapple smoothie. One slurp later, and our mischievous blue alien was dead… well, mostly dead. When Stitch clawed his way out of his shallow grave, he wasn’t the same. His eyes were darker, his teeth sharper, and his manners—well, nonexistent. The first person he encountered was a jogger in neon spandex. Stitch pounced. The jogger screamed. Five minutes later, Stitch was burping out a chunk of neon running shorts and lamenting, “No taste. Bleh.” Welcome to the Apocalypse The world had gone to hell in a flaming dumpster, and Zombie Stitch was thriving. The formerly idyllic Hawaiian paradise had turned into a wasteland of rotting coconuts, burning surfboards, and shambling hordes of undead tourists. If the apocalypse had Yelp reviews, this one would’ve been rated “five stars for chaos, zero for hospitality.” Stitch had embraced his new lifestyle with gusto. He wore a leather jacket stolen from a biker he had eaten (it still smelled faintly of Miller Lite and regret) and had accessorized it with skull patches and a hula flower pin for flair. His signature mohawk was spiked with a mix of zombie goo and stolen hair gel. He was the undead king of punk rock apocalypse chic. The Undead Hunger Games “Brains!” Stitch growled as he lurked in an alley, waiting for his next victim. But not just any brains—Stitch had standards. He liked his meals smart and slightly pretentious. “No basic brains,” he mumbled, his voice raspy and guttural. “Need spicy brains. Mmm... nerd flavor.” He found his perfect target at a coffee shop still inexplicably open during the apocalypse. A hipster was sipping a pumpkin spice latte while typing on a vintage typewriter. Stitch pounced, slurping the guy’s brains like they were the foam on a cappuccino. “Mmm, artisanal!” Stitch declared, licking his claws. “Hints of anxiety and gluten intolerance. Perfect!” Zombie Stitch Meets Karen Not everyone in the apocalypse was afraid of Zombie Stitch. Enter Karen—armed with a bat, a bad attitude, and a megaphone. She cornered Stitch outside a decaying Target. “Listen here, you little gremlin!” she shouted. “I want a word with the apocalypse manager!” Stitch tilted his head, confused. “Manager? Stitch is manager now!” Karen swung her bat, but Stitch dodged with an agility that could only come from years of dodging Nani’s frying pan. He retaliated with a bite to Karen’s leg, but immediately spit it out. “Bleh! Tastes like fake tan and expired wine!” Karen hobbled away, shaking her fist. “I’ll leave a one-star Yelp review on your apocalypse, you little freak!” The Rise of the Undead Empire Over time, Zombie Stitch amassed a loyal following of misfits, survivors, and other zombies who found his chaotic energy strangely charismatic. He became the de facto leader of the apocalypse. His rules were simple: No eating Stitch’s snacks. (This included brains he had saved for later.) Punk rock at full volume 24/7. (Even the zombies who were missing ears somehow complied.) Mandatory mohawks for all minions. Under Stitch’s leadership, the zombies turned the remains of Disney World into their headquarters. Cinderella’s castle became a haunted fortress, and the animatronic pirates were repurposed as zombie sentries. Stitch declared himself “King of Zombie Ohana” and hosted nightly feasts where they roasted human legs like they were turkey drumsticks at the county fair. Climactic Showdown: Stitch vs. Humanity Of course, the remnants of the human race weren’t thrilled about Stitch’s undead empire. They launched a full-scale attack, led by an army of Karen clones wielding expired coupons as weapons. The battle raged in front of the castle, a chaotic mess of screaming, biting, and poorly aimed Molotov cocktails. Stitch faced the leader of the human army, a grizzled general with a flamethrower. “This ends now, freak!” the general shouted. Stitch just grinned, his jagged teeth gleaming in the moonlight. “Ohana means family,” he growled, lunging forward. “And family means... I eat you last!” The fight was intense. Stitch dodged flames, tore through barricades, and even used a Karen as a makeshift shield. Ultimately, he emerged victorious, standing atop a pile of flaming coupon books and shouting, “BRAINS FOR EVERYONE!” The Aftermath With humanity defeated, Stitch’s undead utopia flourished. The zombies developed their own version of Hawaiian culture, blending luaus with mosh pits and serving cocktails made from coconut water and… well, you don’t want to know. Stitch ruled as a benevolent (if slightly deranged) king, occasionally munching on tourists who were foolish enough to wander into his domain. And so, Zombie Stitch’s reign continued, a bizarre blend of chaos, comedy, and carnage. In the end, the apocalypse wasn’t so bad—at least, not if you were on Stitch’s side. If not? Well… let’s just say you’d better keep your brains spicy.     Available for Prints and Licensing This incredible artwork, "Stitch Gone Rogue: The Zombie Edition", is now available in our Image Archive. Whether you're looking for prints to decorate your space or licensing options for your project, this piece is perfect for fans of edgy, apocalyptic art.

by Bill Tiepelman

Nestled in a Rainbow's Embrace

The storm had passed hours ago, but the forest still trembled in its wake. Thick mist curled around the ancient oaks, and the air carried the earthy scent of rain-soaked moss. Elara pulled her hood tighter, the crimson fabric a vivid slash against the muted greens and browns. The map in her hand was nearly illegible now, its ink smeared by relentless rain. Yet, she pressed on. She had no choice. “A heart of fire sleeps beneath the rainbow,” the old woman had whispered, her voice crackling like dry leaves. It wasn’t a metaphor, Elara knew. Not in this land of whispered myths and forbidden paths. What lay ahead could save her brother—or doom them both. She stepped cautiously over gnarled roots, her boots sinking into the damp earth. The forest was unnaturally quiet. No bird calls, no rustling leaves, only the faint trickle of water dripping from branches. And then she saw it—a faint shimmer in the distance, colors swirling like oil on water. Her pulse quickened. “The rainbow’s cradle,” she murmured, her breath fogging in the cool air. The map was forgotten, crumpled in her fist as she pressed forward. The light grew stronger, pulsating with an almost hypnotic rhythm. It wasn’t just a rainbow. It was alive. The Dragon’s Nest Elara emerged into a clearing, and her breath caught. The rainbow wasn’t in the sky. It lay pooled on the ground, its iridescent light casting an ethereal glow. At its center was a woven nest, intricate and impossibly delicate. And in the nest, nestled among the swirling hues, was a creature she had only read about in legends. The dragonling was no larger than a housecat, its scales a luminous pink that shimmered with every rise and fall of its tiny chest. Wings, translucent and veined like a butterfly’s, were folded neatly against its sides. It slept, oblivious to her presence, its tail curled around itself in a perfect spiral. Elara’s heart raced. This was it—the Heart of Fire. But it wasn’t a gemstone or a treasure. It was a living, breathing creature. She felt a pang of guilt as she reached for the small glass vial tucked into her belt. The tincture inside would sedate the dragonling long enough for her to carry it out of the forest. Long enough to barter it for the cure her brother so desperately needed. As she uncorked the vial, a low growl rumbled through the clearing. Elara froze. The air grew heavy, charged with an unseen energy. Slowly, she turned. The Guardian Awakens It emerged from the shadows like a nightmare made flesh. The mother dragon was massive, her scales a darker, fiercer pink that bordered on crimson. Her eyes, molten gold, locked onto Elara with a terrifying intensity. Smoke curled from her nostrils, and her claws sank into the earth as she advanced. “Easy,” Elara whispered, her voice trembling. She dropped the vial and raised her hands, the universal gesture of surrender. “I don’t want to hurt it. I just—” The dragon roared, a sound that shook the trees and sent birds fleeing from their hidden perches. Elara staggered back, her ears ringing. The mother’s wings unfurled, blotting out the shimmering light of the rainbow. She was trapped. Elara’s mind raced. She couldn’t fight a dragon, and running was pointless. Her hand brushed against the small pouch at her waist. Inside was a single vial of dragonbane extract, potent enough to fell even a creature of this size. But to use it would mean killing the mother. And without her, the baby wouldn’t survive. A Desperate Gamble “Please,” Elara said, her voice cracking. She dropped to her knees, forcing herself to meet the dragon’s gaze. “I don’t want to harm you or your child. But my brother is dying. He needs the Heart of Fire. I need it.” The dragon’s golden eyes flickered, her growl softening into a low rumble. For a moment, Elara thought she saw something—understanding, perhaps? Or was it her imagination? Before she could react, the dragon moved. In one swift motion, she reached into the nest with her massive claws and plucked a single scale from the sleeping dragonling. The baby stirred but didn’t wake, its tiny snout twitching as it curled deeper into the rainbow’s warmth. The mother dragon extended the scale toward Elara, her gaze unwavering. Elara hesitated, then reached out with trembling hands. The scale was warm, pulsing faintly with an inner light. It was enough. It had to be. The Price of Mercy As she stood, clutching the scale to her chest, the dragon huffed, a sound almost like approval. The rainbow’s light began to fade, the clearing growing dim. Elara backed away slowly, her eyes never leaving the mother dragon until the forest swallowed her once more. She ran. Through the trees, over roots and rocks, until her lungs burned and her legs threatened to give out. When she finally reached the edge of the forest, the first rays of dawn were breaking over the horizon. In her hand, the scale glowed faintly, a beacon of hope. Her brother would live. But as she glanced back at the dark, silent forest, she couldn’t shake the feeling that she had left a part of herself behind, nestled in a rainbow’s embrace.    Bring the Magic Home Inspired by the enchanting tale of “Nestled in a Rainbow’s Embrace”? Now, you can bring this magical moment into your everyday life with stunning products featuring this artwork: Tapestry - Adorn your walls with the vibrant hues of the rainbow and the gentle serenity of the sleeping dragon. Canvas Print - A timeless piece for any space, bringing the magic of the rainbow’s cradle to life. Puzzle - Immerse yourself in the intricate details as you piece together this mythical scene. Tote Bag - Carry a touch of fantasy with you wherever you go. Let the magic of this story and artwork inspire you every day. Explore the full collection here.

by Bill Tiepelman

Roar of Balance: A Lion Split by the Elements

A Roar for New Beginnings New Year’s Eve—the one night of the year when everyone collectively agrees that life is chaos, but champagne makes it tolerable. I stood at the edge of a party where glitter clung to every surface, like hope refusing to let go. My “resolution list” was shoved in my pocket, but honestly, it was more of a suggestion box for the universe: ‘Lose weight, gain money, and stop texting my ex when drunk.’ Lofty goals, considering I was three flutes of Prosecco deep and eyeing a fourth. The clock read 11:18 PM. I still had time to reflect, as people always say you should. But who reflects during a party? The DJ was blasting a remix of songs no one admitted to liking, and the bartender looked like he was seconds away from throwing a cocktail shaker at someone. My kind of chaos. “What’s your big resolution this year?” came a voice beside me. I turned to see an old friend—or maybe just an acquaintance I liked enough to vaguely remember. “Same as last year,” I said, shrugging. “Stop making resolutions I’ll fail at.” They laughed like I was kidding, but I wasn’t. Resolutions, in my opinion, are just an annual to-do list for people who will inevitably break promises to themselves by February. It’s tradition. Midnight Approaches By 11:45 PM, the party had reached the inevitable “philosophical drunk” stage. Groups of people gathered in corners, debating whether time was real or if pineapple on pizza could ruin friendships. Somewhere near the snack table, someone had spilled a drink, and another person was trying to “clean it up” by pouring more champagne on it. Ah, the circle of life. For my part, I found myself at a balcony, staring at the city lights below. The air was cold, sharp against my cheeks, and I loved it. Out here, away from the noise, I could almost feel the weight of the moment—the quiet pressure to say goodbye to one year and welcome the next like they weren’t just arbitrary lines drawn on the calendar. Time, after all, is as real as my commitment to “cut carbs.” “Heavy thoughts?” a voice said behind me. It was my friend again—or the acquaintance, whatever. They handed me a glass of something suspiciously clear. Probably vodka. “Just thinking about how this year’s ending exactly the way it started,” I said, taking a sip. “A drink in my hand and no idea what I’m doing.” “Hey, consistency is underrated,” they replied, clinking their glass against mine. “But seriously, don’t tell me you’re one of those people who hates New Year’s. It’s like, the one night we’re allowed to be ridiculous and hopeful at the same time.” I raised an eyebrow. “Hopeful? That’s a stretch. We’re all just pretending not to notice that life is basically a flaming dumpster fire on wheels.” “Yeah, but it’s our flaming dumpster fire,” they said with a grin. “And who doesn’t love a good bonfire?” The Countdown By 11:58 PM, the room was a cacophony of shouts, laughter, and last-minute hookups. The DJ counted down prematurely twice, earning boos from the crowd. Someone handed me a party horn, which I immediately lost, and a glass of champagne, which I definitely did not. The final moments of the year felt like standing on the edge of a cliff—exciting and terrifying, with just a hint of vertigo. As the countdown began, I felt the strange mix of emotions that always hit me this time of year: relief, regret, and a little bit of that stupid, ridiculous hope my acquaintance had talked about. “Ten! Nine! Eight!” People screamed, jumped, and spilled drinks with abandon. Couples leaned in for their midnight kiss, while the singles pretended not to care. Someone in the back was already crying, but whether it was from joy or existential dread was anyone’s guess. “Three! Two! One!” The room erupted in chaos. Glasses clinked, strangers hugged, and the DJ finally got the timing right. Fireworks exploded outside, lighting up the sky in flashes of gold, red, and blue. For a moment, everything felt possible. A Roar for the Future And then, in true New Year’s fashion, reality reasserted itself. Someone tripped over the speaker cables, cutting the music. The guy who’d been crying earlier was now full-on sobbing. I watched as a drunk partygoer attempted to scale the balcony railing, only to be dragged back by their friends, who were laughing so hard they couldn’t stand straight. I stayed in my corner, sipping my champagne and feeling... oddly okay. Sure, the year had been a mess. Sure, I hadn’t accomplished half the things I’d set out to do. But in that moment, watching the madness unfold around me, I realized something: nobody really knows what they’re doing. We’re all just stumbling through, hoping for the best and bracing for the worst. And somehow, that’s comforting. The acquaintance-turned-friend joined me again, holding two glasses of whatever the bartender was giving away for free. “Happy New Year,” they said, raising their glass. “Here’s to whatever comes next.” I smiled, clinking my glass against theirs. “Here’s to surviving the flaming dumpster fire.” And with that, the New Year began—messy, chaotic, and full of potential. Just the way I like it.     Bring Roar of Balance Into Your Space Love the duality and power captured in "Roar of Balance"? You can now bring this stunning design into your home or workspace with our exclusive product offerings. Choose from a variety of high-quality items to match your style: Tapestry: Transform your walls into a statement of fire and life with this striking tapestry. 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by Bill Tiepelman

Inferno Meets Eden

On the final night of the year, when the world holds its breath for the dawn of a new beginning, the ancient forces awaken. Long before the modern countdowns and fireworks, a battle raged on New Year’s Eve between two primordial forces: Inferno and Eden. Their clash is both a warning and a blessing, a story whispered through generations, but rarely understood. The Awakening As the old year limps to its end, a tear forms in the fabric of the world. Hidden beneath the surface of the earth, in a cavern of molten fire and tangled roots, Inferno stirs. His body is forged of cracked black stone, pulsing with glowing veins of magma that flow like blood. His eyes blaze with the hunger of destruction, burning away the remnants of what no longer serves the world. He rises with a thunderous roar, shaking the mountains and cracking the earth. “The time has come,” he growls, his voice echoing with primal power. “The old must burn. What is dead must be forgotten. What is weak must perish.” From the opposite side of the cavern, Eden awakens. Her body is a tapestry of vibrant greens and shimmering blues, her hair a cascading forest of moss and vines. Tiny birds and glowing insects flutter around her, and streams of crystal-clear water trickle from her fingertips. Her eyes are calm but piercing, a reminder that life is as fragile as it is resilient. “You always rush to destroy, brother,” Eden says, stepping forward. Her voice is soft but steady, filled with quiet authority. “But destruction alone is hollow. If all you leave is ash, who will grow from it?” Inferno snarls, his claws scraping against the rocky ground. “And you, sister, would drown the world in your endless growth. Without fire, there is no room for life. Without death, there is no rebirth.” “Then let us see, as we do each year,” Eden replies, her tone unwavering. “Let us test the balance.” The Eternal Dance The two forces step into the vast cavern, which transforms into a boundless battlefield. Above them, the sky splits in two: one half ablaze with fire, the other shimmering with emerald and azure light. The air vibrates with tension as Inferno charges, his claws leaving trails of molten rock in their wake. Eden moves gracefully, her steps sprouting flowers and trees that grow in an instant, only to be scorched by Inferno’s heat. As he lunges at her, she raises a hand, and a wall of vines erupts from the ground, blocking his path. The vines sizzle and burn, releasing a cloud of fragrant steam. “Do you feel it, Inferno?” Eden asks, her voice carrying over the crackle of flames. “The seeds buried in your ash? They sprout even now, in the midst of your fury.” Inferno roars, unleashing a wave of fire that scorches the battlefield. “And do you feel this, Eden? Your precious growth cannot withstand my flames forever. Your trees wither, your rivers boil. All must end.” Eden steps forward, unafraid, her gaze locking with his. “Yes, brother, all must end. But you forget—each ending is a beginning. From your destruction, I bring life. Without me, your fire is meaningless.” Inferno pauses, his molten eyes narrowing. For a moment, the cavern falls silent, save for the hiss of steam and the crackle of embers. “And without me,” he growls, “your growth would choke the world. You would smother it in endless roots, drowning it in your suffocating abundance.” “Perhaps,” Eden says, a faint smile playing on her lips. “That is why we need each other. Why the world needs us both.” The Lesson of Balance The battle rages on, each strike and counterstrike painting the battlefield with fire and life. Inferno’s flames consume the forest Eden creates, but from the ash, new life bursts forth. Eden’s rivers extinguish his fiery rage, but the steam rises and condenses into storms that fuel her growth. It is a balance neither can break, though both try every year. As the clock approaches midnight, Inferno lunges forward, releasing a final, devastating wave of fire that consumes the entire battlefield. For a moment, all is silent, the world bathed in an eerie orange glow. Then, from the charred ground, a single green sprout emerges. It grows rapidly, becoming a tree that stretches toward the heavens, its roots entwined with Inferno’s molten core. The two forces pause, their gazes meeting. “And so, it begins again,” Eden says softly, resting her hand on the bark of the tree. “The old makes way for the new.” Inferno chuckles, a deep, rumbling sound. “You always find a way, sister. But one day, perhaps my flames will burn too bright for even you to recover.” “Perhaps,” Eden replies, her voice like the rustle of leaves in the wind. “But until that day, I will keep growing. And so will the world.” The Dawn of a New Year As the clock strikes midnight, the battlefield vanishes, and the world returns to its quiet slumber. Fireworks light up the sky, a tribute to Inferno’s flames. Cheers and laughter echo through the air, a celebration of Eden’s promise of renewal. The legend of Inferno and Eden is forgotten by most, but its lesson lingers in the hearts of all who celebrate the New Year. It is a time to reflect, to release, and to grow. To embrace the fiery passion of change while nurturing the seeds of hope. For without both destruction and renewal, there can be no progress, no life. And so, the cycle continues, year after year, as Inferno and Eden perform their eternal dance, reminding the world of the delicate balance between chaos and creation. Happy New Year, where Inferno meets Eden, and the past makes way for the future.     Bring the Legend to Life Celebrate the eternal balance of destruction and renewal with exclusive products inspired by the legend of Inferno and Eden. Whether you’re looking to adorn your space or carry a piece of this timeless story with you, these items are the perfect way to embody the spirit of transformation and growth. Inferno Meets Eden Tapestry – Transform any wall into a masterpiece with this stunning depiction of the elemental clash. Canvas Print – A bold and durable piece of art that captures the fiery passion and lush serenity of the dragon's tale. Tote Bag – Carry the legend with you wherever you go with this eco-friendly and artistic design. Wood Print – A rustic and unique way to display the power and harmony of Inferno and Eden. Click the links above to explore the collection and find the perfect piece to inspire your journey into the New Year.

by Bill Tiepelman

The Enchanted Duchess of Wings

Deep in the heart of the Autumnwood Forest, nestled between sass-talking birch trees and gossiping oaks, lived Seraphina, the Duchess of Wings. Oh, don’t let the title fool you. Seraphina wasn’t your typical, regal duchess sipping nectar martinis and waving daintily at passing beetles. No, no, darling. Seraphina was a firecracker wrapped in lace, with enough sass to make a dragon blush. Her wings? A masterpiece of shimmering gold and crimson that practically screamed, "Yes, I’m fabulous, and yes, you’re jealous." Now, Seraphina wasn’t born into nobility. She earned her title the hard way—by outwitting the High Fairy Court. It all started at the annual Glitter Gala, a snobbish event where fairies flaunted their sparkliest nonsense and gossiped about who had the most enchanted wand (spoiler: it was never Seraphina because she once used hers to toast marshmallows). That year, she strutted in wearing a gown so dazzling, it blinded the pixie paparazzi. “Well, well, well,” Lady Periwinkle, the self-proclaimed Queen of Glitter, sneered. “Isn’t it little Seraphina the Commoner? What are you wearing, darling? Did you rob a cardinal’s nest?” Seraphina smirked, her crimson curls bouncing like mischievous flames. “Oh, Lady Periwinkle,” she purred, “don’t hate the sparkle, hate your reflection. But if you must know, this gown is a custom piece. One of a kind. Just like my personality.” The room gasped. Lady Periwinkle fumed. Seraphina? She just sashayed to the buffet table and loaded her plate with honey-dipped ambrosia while shooting winks at the dashing Duke of Dragonflies. By the end of the night, she had not only stolen the Duke’s attention but also secured herself an honorary title as Duchess of Wings, bestowed by none other than the Queen of the Fairies herself. Rumor has it the Queen was impressed by Seraphina’s ability to mix charm with chaos like a seasoned bartender shakes martinis. Life as a Duchess Fast forward five years, and Seraphina had transformed her modest mushroom cottage into a palace of pizzazz. Chandeliers made of fireflies hung from the ceiling, and her dining table was a giant toadstool varnished to perfection. She ruled over her domain with equal parts flair and mischief, offering unsolicited advice to wayward woodland creatures. “You’re telling me you lost your tail to a fox?” she chided a panicked squirrel one sunny morning. “Darling, if you can’t outrun a fox, perhaps it’s time to consider cardio. Or a less bushy tail. Honestly, the drama.” But Seraphina’s reign wasn’t all sass and sparkles. She had enemies—plenty of them. Chief among them was Lady Periwinkle, who had never quite recovered from her Glitter Gala humiliation. She schemed endlessly, sending enchanted thistles to ruin Seraphina’s prized rose garden or unleashing mischievous sprites to mess with her hairpins. Seraphina, of course, always retaliated in style. Once, she enchanted Lady Periwinkle’s entire wardrobe to smell like turnips for a week. “Fashion and fragrance are a package deal,” she quipped. The Great Autumnwood Heist One autumn evening, as the leaves glowed like embers and the air hummed with magic, Seraphina found herself at the center of the Great Autumnwood Heist. A gang of rogue pixies had stolen the Queen’s Crown of Seasons, a magical artifact that kept the balance between autumn’s golden hues and winter’s icy embrace. Without it, the forest was doomed to perpetual pumpkin spice madness. The Queen summoned Seraphina to the palace. “Duchess,” she said, her voice quivering, “I need your help. You’re the only one cunning enough to retrieve the crown.” Seraphina raised a perfectly arched brow. “Flattery will get you everywhere, Your Majesty. But let’s be clear—if I do this, I want a lifetime supply of glitter dust and immunity from all Fairy Court gossip.” “Done,” the Queen replied, looking both relieved and slightly terrified. And so, armed with nothing but her wits, her wings, and a purse full of enchanted lipstick (because you never know when you’ll need to stun an enemy or touch up your pout), Seraphina set off on her mission. The pixies had holed up in the Ruins of Whimsy, a labyrinthine fortress full of booby traps, bad lighting, and terrible feng shui. Naturally, Seraphina breezed through it with her trademark flair. “Oh, a trapdoor? How original,” she muttered, flying gracefully over a pit of glowing toadstools. “And poison darts? Please, I’ve dodged worse at tea parties.” Finally, she confronted the pixie leader, a scrappy fellow named Snaggle. “Hand over the crown, Snaggle,” she demanded, her wings flaring like an avenging phoenix. “Or I’ll enchant your eyebrows to grow so long, they’ll tangle in your wings every time you try to fly.” Snaggle gulped. “Alright, alright! Take it! We just wanted to borrow it to host a rave!” “A rave?” Seraphina rolled her eyes. “Darling, next time just send an invitation. Now shoo before I enchant your toenails to glow in the dark.” The Hero Returns Seraphina returned the Crown of Seasons to the Queen and, true to her word, secured her glitter dust supply and immunity from gossip. Autumnwood Forest returned to its harmonious glow, and Seraphina? She threw a celebratory soirée that became the stuff of legend, complete with enchanted cocktails and a dance floor that lit up under her guests’ feet. As she stood on her palace balcony that night, wings shimmering in the moonlight, Seraphina sighed with satisfaction. “Another day, another disaster averted. Truly, I am fabulous.” And with that, the Duchess of Wings raised her glass to the stars, ready for whatever sass-filled adventure came next.     Explore More: The Enchanted Duchess of Wings This captivating artwork of Seraphina, the Duchess of Wings, is available for prints, downloads, and licensing in our Image Archive. Bring the magic of Autumnwood Forest into your space with this dazzling portrait. Click here to explore and purchase the artwork.

by Bill Tiepelman

Lush Life, Burning Soul

She awoke in the twilight between life and destruction, a being caught in the eternal push and pull of the elements. Her name was Ashara—a myth whispered by ancient tongues, forgotten by modern ones. Half her body burned with the molten rage of the earth's core, her cracked skin glowing with the fury of lava rivers. The other half blossomed with an unyielding vibrancy, moss, and foliage sprouting in defiance of the flames. Her first memory was of the forest’s silence. Not the peaceful kind, but the heavy, suffocating quiet that followed devastation. Around her lay the corpses of blackened trees, the ground beneath them scarred by her own fiery rebirth. She ran her fingers along the jagged lines of her arms, glowing embers tracing their path like veins. Her other hand, delicate and green, brushed against the leaves growing from her hair, each one thriving against all odds. The Curse of the Balance Ashara didn’t ask to exist this way. She had been human once—a simple woman named Elara, living on the edge of the forest with her husband, Toren. They had spoken in whispers about the encroaching flames when the winds turned hot and dry. The land had been angry for months. The villagers prayed, offering sacrifices to gods who had long stopped listening. But the fire came anyway, consuming everything. Elara had been the last to stand, refusing to flee. She had begged the gods to spare her husband, her land, her people. “Take me instead,” she had cried into the smoke-choked air. The gods, cruel and capricious, had answered her. Her sacrifice had not stopped the fire; it had only bound her to it. When she awoke, she was no longer Elara but something far greater and far more dangerous. The Dance of Flames and Foliage Centuries passed in solitude. Ashara wandered the world, her every step leaving both destruction and rebirth in its wake. Villages told stories of her passing—a fiery goddess with hair of leaves and moss, a woman who brought death and life in equal measure. Some worshiped her, building shrines in the heart of burnt forests. Others cursed her name, blaming her for the ruins she left behind. But the truth was far more complex. Ashara’s existence was a cycle she could not control. The fire within her demanded to burn, to consume, to destroy. The life within her fought to heal, to regrow, to rebuild. She was a paradox, a living contradiction, and the weight of it crushed her soul. “Why must I always walk alone?” she whispered one night, her voice swallowed by the crackle of flames. The forest around her was alive with new growth—tiny green shoots sprouting from the ashes she had left the day before. The fire in her chest flared, and the tender leaves wilted before her eyes. She fell to her knees, clawing at the earth, her tears evaporating before they touched the ground. The Stranger in the Ashes It was on one such night, in a clearing where the air smelled of both smoke and blooming flowers, that she met him. His name was Kael, and he walked through her flames as though they were nothing. His skin shimmered like water, his movements fluid and deliberate. Where he stepped, the ground cooled, steam rising in his wake. “Who are you?” Ashara demanded, her voice sharper than she intended. She wasn’t used to visitors, especially not those who could survive her fire. Kael smiled, his eyes like distant rivers reflecting the moon. “A wanderer, like you. A being bound by forces beyond my control.” She watched him warily, her flames licking at his feet without effect. He knelt beside her, his touch cool against her molten skin. For the first time in centuries, she felt relief—not the extinguishing of her fire, but its tempering. His presence didn’t suppress her, but balanced her. She stared at him, wondering if this was another cruel trick of the gods. The Pull of Opposites Days turned into weeks as Kael remained by her side. Together, they explored the strange harmony of their opposing natures. When her fire burned too hot, he would calm it, his touch a balm to her chaos. When his waters grew cold and stagnant, her fire breathed life into them. They danced between extremes, their connection deepening with each passing day. “Do you think this is what the gods intended?” she asked him one evening as they sat by a river, the water shimmering with the reflection of her flames. Kael shook his head, his smile tinged with sadness. “The gods are cruel, Ashara. They don’t plan—they test. But perhaps we’ve found a way to cheat them.” For the first time, Ashara allowed herself to hope. Perhaps she didn’t have to walk alone. Perhaps her fire and foliage, her destruction and regrowth, could exist in balance with Kael’s calm waters. The Eternal Choice But the gods are not so easily cheated. One night, as Ashara and Kael rested beneath a canopy of stars, the ground beneath them trembled. A voice boomed from the heavens, cold and unyielding. “You defy the natural order,” it said. “Fire and water cannot coexist. Choose, Ashara. Embrace your flames, or surrender to his waters. There is no middle path.” Ashara looked at Kael, her heart breaking. She knew the gods wouldn’t allow them this fragile peace. To choose her flames meant to burn forever alone. To choose his waters meant to extinguish her fire and lose herself entirely. The gods demanded balance, but only on their terms. “There has to be another way,” Kael said, his voice trembling with desperation. But Ashara knew better. The gods’ rules were absolute. “I will not choose,” she said, her voice a defiant roar. “If I must burn, I will burn with you by my side.” Kael reached for her, his touch cool and steady. Together, they stood against the judgment of the heavens, their fire and water colliding in a storm of steam and light. The forest around them shook as their defiance rippled through the world. The Legend Lives On No one knows what became of Ashara and Kael. Some say they were destroyed, their opposing forces too great to sustain. Others believe they became something new—an elemental force of balance, neither fire nor water but both. The places they touched are marked by strange beauty: forests where lava flows like rivers but never burns, lakes that shimmer with an inner glow, life and destruction intertwined in perfect harmony. To this day, wanderers in the wild claim to see her—a woman of fire and foliage, her molten cracks glowing beneath her green skin. And if you’re lucky, you might see him too, a man of water and calm, walking beside her. 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by Bill Tiepelman

Meditative Whiskers of Light

The Hippie’s Guide to New Year’s Resolutions Another year, another trip around the sun. That’s what I told myself as I sat on my meditation pillow in the corner of my living room, incense smoke curling around me like the mystical tendrils of my free-spirited youth. “New Year’s resolutions,” I muttered to my cat, Cosmic Steve, who blinked at me with the detached wisdom of a being that had seen me at my worst—like that time I tried to ferment my own kombucha in 1987 and ended up with a kitchen that smelled like a Woodstock porta-potty. I scratched my beard, now streaked with a respectable amount of gray, and pondered the challenge ahead. Resolutions. They were like trying to quit sugar while holding a box of organic vegan brownies—technically good for you, but still painfully hard. “Okay, Steve,” I said, “this year, I’m gonna be serious about it. No more excuses.” Resolution #1: Eat Healthier I dusted off an old juicer I’d bought at a yard sale in 1993. It had probably made juice for some long-lost commune in Oregon, judging by the faint smell of patchouli oil that still clung to it. I tossed in some kale, a carrot, and an apple for good measure. The juicer roared like an angry bear, spitting out what looked like swamp water. I took a sip, grimaced, and immediately followed it with a shot of tequila. Cosmic Steve looked at me as if to say, “You’ve learned nothing.” Resolution #2: Exercise More “Yoga,” I decided, rolling out a mat I’d bought in the 70s. It had more stains on it than a tie-dye shirt at a Grateful Dead concert. I stretched into downward dog, which quickly devolved into downward nap. Somewhere between child’s pose and corpse pose, I dozed off, only to wake up an hour later to the sound of Steve pawing at the juicer. Exercise was off to a rough start. “Maybe tomorrow,” I said, as I shuffled to the couch to watch reruns of That 70’s Show. Resolution #3: Be More Tech-Savvy This one was Cosmic Steve’s idea. Or at least I assumed so, given the way he always walked across my keyboard while I tried to Google “how to live off the grid in 2024.” I decided to finally set up a TikTok account to spread my hippie wisdom to the masses. It didn’t go well. My first video, titled “How to Make Macramé Dreamcatchers for Your Third Eye,” got exactly three views—one of which was me trying to figure out how to delete it. “Social media’s a trap, man,” I told Steve. He didn’t disagree. Resolution #4: Be More Organized I bought a planner. A really nice one with floral patterns and inspirational quotes like “The journey is the reward.” I promptly forgot where I put it. When I finally found it—underneath a pile of vinyl records—I realized I’d written “PLAN LIFE” on January 1st and nothing else. “This is fine,” I told myself. “Free spirits can’t be confined by calendars.” The New Year’s Epiphany By the end of the first week, my resolutions had devolved into vague intentions, like “maybe eat less cheese” and “think about jogging.” But then, during one of my evening meditations (okay, fine, I was lying on the couch with a glass of wine and some Pink Floyd), it hit me. Why was I trying so hard to be someone I wasn’t? I’d spent decades perfecting the art of being an old hippie soul. Resolutions were just societal constructs, man. They were like clocks and taxes—arbitrary rules meant to box us in. “Screw it, Steve,” I said. “My resolution is to keep being me.” The Final Lesson So here’s the deal: I didn’t lose weight, I didn’t run a marathon, and my TikTok career is probably dead before it started. But I did reconnect with the things that make me happy—sunsets, vinyl records, and the occasional questionable kombucha experiment. And maybe that’s what resolutions are really about. Not changing who you are, but doubling down on the parts of you that are already groovy. Happy New Year, man. May your vibes be good and your resolutions be optional.     Explore the essence of "Meditative Whiskers of Light" in our Image Archive. This vibrant, whimsical artwork is available for prints, downloads, and licensing. Perfect for adding a touch of colorful serenity to your space or project. Dive into the magic today!

by Bill Tiepelman

Lantern Light and Holly Delight

The Day After Christmas: The Gnome Chronicles The day after Christmas dawned cold and bitter. Snow still clung to the pine branches outside the gnome’s hut, but inside, it smelled of regret, spiked eggnog, and faintly of burnt gingerbread. Our hero, the holiday gnome—known in certain circles as Gary—sat at his wooden table, nursing a hangover the size of Santa’s naughty list. Gary squinted at the mess around him. Broken ornaments glittered like shameful confetti, and the pine needles on the floor looked less festive and more like a crime scene. His lantern flickered on the table, barely holding onto its dignity. “Why the hell did I do shots with those damned elves?” Gary grumbled, rubbing his temples. “Those little bastards are like frat bros with pointy ears.” The Night Before It had started innocently enough. Christmas Eve had been perfect—snow was falling, carolers were singing, and Gary had successfully avoided the reindeer potluck (he had a sneaking suspicion about what "venison surprise" really meant). By Christmas night, however, the elves showed up at his hut with “a little cheer,” which turned out to be a keg, a deck of questionable playing cards, and enough eggnog to sedate a moose. Gary had intended to keep it classy, sipping his spiked nog and munching on cookies. But then Elroy, the ringleader of the elves, brought out the peppermint schnapps. “One shot won’t kill you, G-Man!” Elroy had chirped, grinning like the devil in a holiday sweater. That was the beginning of the end. Fast forward three hours, and Gary was wearing his red knit hat like a toga, belting out inappropriate versions of Christmas carols. “Deck the halls with boughs of holly—fa-la-la-la-*burp*! La-la-la-screw-it-all!” He barely remembered the elf conga line, but he distinctly recalled losing a bet that involved twerking on the mistletoe. Regrets (and an Angry Reindeer) Now, in the harsh light of the day after, Gary faced the aftermath. His overalls were smeared with frosting from some ill-advised cupcake fight, and his boots were missing entirely. He suspected the elves had stolen them as a prank. To make matters worse, there was a pile of reindeer poop outside his front door, which suggested he’d angered someone in Santa’s fleet. Again. He groaned as he spotted his phone blinking on the table. A text from Elroy read, “Legendary party, bro! Also, I think you owe Prancer an apology.” Gary frowned. What could he have possibly done to Prancer? The memory was foggy, but flashes of him trying to ride a reindeer like a drunk cowboy came to mind. “Dammit,” he muttered. “That explains the hoof mark on my ass.” The Clean-Up He spent the rest of the morning cleaning up the carnage. The snow-dusted wooden planks outside his hut were littered with half-empty bottles and candy cane shards. He found his missing boots under a bush, inexplicably tied together with tinsel. As for the reindeer poop, he shoveled it into a sack labeled “Return to Sender” and left it by the elves’ workshop. By noon, Gary had restored some semblance of order, though his dignity was still in short supply. He brewed a strong cup of coffee (spiked, of course) and sat down to reflect on his choices. The gnome life wasn’t easy—living in the woods, dealing with tourists taking selfies, and now, apparently, fending off wild elf parties. But as Gary sat there, watching the snow fall softly outside, he felt a grudging sense of pride. Sure, he’d made some questionable decisions. Yes, he’d probably be on Prancer’s blacklist for a while. But wasn’t that what the holidays were about? Joy, laughter, and the occasional peppermint schnapps bender? The Resolution Gary raised his mug in a toast to himself. “Here’s to another year of festive chaos,” he declared, ignoring the fact that he was still wearing a candy cane stuck in his beard. “Next year, I’ll double the rum.” As the gnome settled in for a well-deserved nap, a faint knock came at the door. He opened it to find a reindeer, looking unamused, holding a note in its mouth. It read, “Prancer is not amused. Expect coal.” Gary sighed, grabbed a bottle of schnapps, and muttered, “Well, coal makes for great barbecues.” And with that, he shut the door on Christmas and vowed to survive the New Year.     Shop the Look Bring the festive charm of "Lantern Light and Holly Delight" into your home with these featured products: Tapestry Canvas Print Throw Pillow Tote Bag Deck your halls with these festive delights and keep the holiday spirit alive all year long!

by Bill Tiepelman

Guardian of Changing Times

The Dragonfly’s New Year’s Resolution It was December 31st, and deep within the forest, where the trees whispered secrets and the rivers chuckled like gossipy grandmothers, a dragonfly sat pondering its year. This wasn’t just any dragonfly. Oh no, this was **Donovan**, a dragonfly with iridescent wings that shimmered with the hues of all four seasons. Donovan was the kind of dragonfly who’d seen it all: frosty mornings, rainy afternoons, sultry summer nights, and far too many pumpkin spice latte cups discarded by hikers. “Another year gone,” Donovan sighed, sipping nectar from a tiny mug. (It wasn’t actually a mug—it was a dew-covered acorn cap, but a dragonfly’s imagination is a powerful thing.) “What have I accomplished? Did I grow as a dragonfly? Did I live my truth? Did I eat too many mosquitoes? Probably. But regrets are unbecoming of my species.” Despite his musings, Donovan was feeling the same weight many adults do as the calendar threatened to flip: the crushing existential dread of **New Year’s resolutions.** The Resolution Brainstorm “Okay, Donovan,” he muttered to himself, “Let’s get serious. If humans can convince themselves they’ll ‘go to the gym’ or ‘stop binge-watching shows they’ve already seen,’ then I can set my own goals.” He grabbed a leaf, dipped a twig into some mud, and began to write. Fly more. “I spent way too much time resting on branches this year. I’ll zig-zag more dramatically in 2024!” Cut back on snacking. “Fewer mosquitoes, more… uh… smaller mosquitoes?” Learn a new skill. “Like hovering upside down? Or synchronized flying? The other dragonflies would LOVE that!” Find love. Donovan paused, blushing slightly. “Okay, maybe I’ll just try not to get ghosted by another mayfly.” As the list grew, Donovan began to feel something unfamiliar: hope. Sure, his resolutions sounded silly, but wasn’t that the point? Life didn’t have to be a grand spectacle—it just had to be his own little adventure. The New Year’s Eve Celebration That evening, the forest buzzed with excitement. Animals of all shapes and sizes had gathered by the glimmering pond for the annual **New Year’s Bash.** A family of raccoons hosted, naturally, because raccoons know how to throw a party. Fireflies provided lighting, owls DJ’d with their soothing hoots, and the frogs? Oh, the frogs croaked in harmony like a drunken karaoke choir. Donovan showed up wearing his finest sheen of dew, his wings catching the glow of the fireflies. “New Year, new me,” he whispered as he tried to mingle. He chatted with a squirrel who couldn’t stop nervously nibbling on an acorn, complimented a ladybug on her perfectly symmetrical spots, and even exchanged awkward pleasantries with an intimidatingly large beetle who claimed to “invest in aphid futures.” When midnight approached, the entire forest gathered near the pond. A wise old turtle climbed onto a mossy rock, clearing his throat to deliver the annual countdown speech. Reflections and Revelations “Another year comes to a close,” the turtle began, his voice slow and steady. “We’ve survived storms, droughts, and… whatever that weird human camping trip was. But look around you now. We are here. Together. And that, my friends, is enough.” The crowd erupted in cheers, croaks, and chitters. Donovan felt a surge of warmth—not just from the fireflies, but from within. Sure, he’d made a list of resolutions, but maybe, just maybe, he didn’t need to achieve every single one. Maybe the act of hoping, of dreaming, was enough to flutter into the New Year with purpose. As the countdown began—“10! 9! 8!”—Donovan turned his face to the stars. He thought of all the zigs and zags he’d taken this past year, the near-misses and the perfect landings. Life wasn’t perfect, but it was his. “3! 2! 1!” “Happy New Year!” the forest roared as fireflies lit up the night sky in spectacular patterns. Donovan felt a small tear roll down his compound eye. “Here’s to flying higher, laughing harder, and maybe eating one less mosquito… but just one.” And with that, the dragonfly launched himself into the air, his iridescent wings glowing brighter than ever. The New Year stretched ahead of him, vast and uncharted. And Donovan, the dragonfly with four seasons on his wings, was ready to face it all. The Moral of the Story So here’s to us, the Donovans of the world. Life doesn’t have to be flawless or meticulously planned. It just needs us to keep flying, dreaming, and showing up—sparkling wings and all. Cheers to a funny, hopeful, and joyfully imperfect New Year!     A Dragonfly's New Year Wish Oh, the dragonfly perched with its colorful flair, Wings of four seasons, a wardrobe so rare. "Another year passes, oh my, what a ride, But here’s to new chapters with laughter as our guide!" Winter was frigid; we froze in our tracks, Spring teased us with allergies and aching backs. Summer? Too hot—sweaty pits were a curse, And fall brought pumpkin spice (and receipts in our purse). Yet onward we go, with a toast in our hand, To a New Year ahead—unmapped, unplanned. Let’s shed off the old like a molt in the sun, And embrace every challenge, each new laugh and pun. Remember last January? The gym was our vow, Until February hit—"Eh, maybe not now." But this year is different, we swear we’ll succeed, (Though snacks during Netflix? A non-negotiable need.) The dragonfly whispers, "Just go with the flow, Let life’s breezes guide you, don’t row against snow. Your wings may get battered, your path not a line, But with humor and hope, you’ll do just fine." So here’s to mistakes, and to growth when we learn, To taking small steps, to the pages we’ll turn. The New Year awaits us, like spring's early bloom, Let’s laugh in the chaos and sweep out the gloom. Raise your glass high, let’s toast in good cheer: "To a funny, hopeful, messy New Year!" Bring the Magic of the Dragonfly Home Celebrate the beauty and hope of the seasons with products inspired by "Guardian of Changing Times." Tapestry – Perfect for adding a touch of seasonal magic to your space. Canvas Print – A stunning centerpiece for your wall art collection. Puzzle – Enjoy piecing together this intricate artwork during cozy nights in. Fleece Blanket – Wrap yourself in the warmth of this enchanting design. 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by Bill Tiepelman

Twinkle Scales and Holiday Tales

Snow had blanketed the forest in a thick, sparkling cover, the kind of snow that made you question every life decision leading up to a trek through it. In the middle of this wintry scene stood Marla, bundled in layers of wool and bad choices, staring at the most unexpected sight she had encountered all year: a tiny dragon, glittering like a Pinterest project gone wrong, sitting under a Christmas tree. “You’ve got to be kidding me,” Marla muttered, tugging her scarf tighter against the biting wind. She had signed up for a peaceful winter hike, not whatever this magical nonsense was. The dragon, no larger than a house cat, looked up from its task of adorning the tree with ornaments. Its scales shimmered in hues of emerald, sapphire, and gold, reflecting the candlelight like an overachieving disco ball. With a dramatic flick of its tail, it placed a final ornament—a suspiciously gaudy one that looked like it belonged in the clearance bin—on a frosted branch and gave Marla a slow blink. That was when she noticed the tiny antlers on its head, as if someone had tried to cross a dragon with a reindeer. “Oh great, a magical creature with holiday cheer,” Marla said, her voice dripping with sarcasm. “Just what I needed to make this hike even weirder.” The dragon tilted its head and chirped—a sound somewhere between a kitten's meow and a squeaky door hinge. Then it picked up a crimson ornament, waddled toward her on its tiny clawed feet, and dropped the bauble at her boots. It looked up expectantly, wings fluttering slightly, as if to say, “Well? Are you going to help or just stand there being all grumpy?” Marla sighed. She wasn’t exactly known for her love of the holidays. Every December, she battled through the chaos of last-minute gift shopping, office parties that could only be endured with copious amounts of spiked eggnog, and her family’s annual “passive-aggressive charades” night. But this… this was something else entirely. And as much as she wanted to turn around and head back to the safety of her Netflix queue, the dragon’s big, watery eyes made her hesitate. “Fine,” she said, bending down to pick up the ornament. “But if this turns into some kind of weird Hallmark movie moment, I’m out.” The dragon chirped again, clearly pleased, and scampered back to the tree. Marla followed, grumbling under her breath about how her therapist was going to have a field day with this story. As she hung the ornament on an empty branch, she noticed the tree wasn’t just decorated with the usual tinsel and baubles. Among the branches were tiny golden scrolls, clusters of mistletoe that shimmered as if dusted with real stardust, and candles that burned without melting. It was, frankly, absurd. “You’ve really committed to this theme, huh?” Marla said, glancing at the dragon. “What’s next, a tiny Santa suit?” The dragon huffed, a puff of glittering smoke escaping its nostrils, and went back to rummaging through a pile of ornaments that had mysteriously appeared out of nowhere. It pulled out a miniature star, which Marla suspected was made of actual gold, and handed it to her. She placed it on the tree’s highest branch, earning a delighted trill from her new festive companion. “So, what’s the deal?” she asked, crossing her arms. “Are you some kind of Christmas mascot? An elf’s side hustle? Or am I hallucinating because I skipped breakfast?” The dragon didn’t answer, obviously, but it did do a little twirl that sent a flurry of snowflakes into the air. Marla couldn’t help but chuckle. “Alright, fine. I guess you’re kind of cute, in a ‘magical chaos’ sort of way.” As they continued decorating, Marla felt her initial irritation melting away. There was something oddly therapeutic about hanging ornaments with a glittery dragon who had no concept of personal space but an undeniable enthusiasm for holiday aesthetics. By the time they finished, the tree looked like it belonged in a fantasy novel—or at least on the cover of a very expensive holiday card. “Okay,” Marla said, stepping back to admire their work. “Not bad for an impromptu partnership. But don’t expect me to—” Her words were cut off by the sound of jingling bells. She turned to see the dragon holding a string of tiny sleigh bells in its mouth, looking entirely too pleased with itself. Before she could protest, it launched into a clumsy but enthusiastic dance, shaking the bells and twirling around the tree. Marla laughed, a genuine, belly-deep laugh that she hadn’t experienced in months. “Alright, alright, you win,” she said, wiping a tear from her eye. “I’ll admit it—this is kind of fun.” As the sun dipped below the horizon, the tree began to glow softly, its ornaments casting a warm, magical light across the snowy clearing. Marla sat down next to the dragon, who curled up at her side with a contented chirp. For the first time in a long time, she felt a sense of peace—and maybe even a little holiday spirit. “You know,” she said, stroking the dragon’s shimmering scales, “I might actually survive Christmas this year. But if you tell anyone I got all sentimental over a magical dragon, I’ll deny it. Got it?” The dragon snorted, sending another puff of glittering smoke into the air, and closed its eyes. Marla leaned back, watching the stars emerge one by one in the winter sky, and let herself smile. Maybe, just maybe, this holiday season wouldn’t be so bad after all.     Bring the Magic Home If you fell in love with this whimsical tale, why not bring a touch of the magic into your own home? "Twinkle Scales and Holiday Tales" is now available as a variety of stunning products to suit any space or occasion. Choose from the following options: Tapestries – Perfect for transforming any wall into a festive winter wonderland. Canvas Prints – Add an elegant touch to your décor with this magical scene. Puzzles – Bring some holiday cheer to family game night with this enchanting dragon design. Greeting Cards – Send a touch of whimsy and warmth to your loved ones this season. Explore these and more at our shop and celebrate the magic of the season in style!

by Bill Tiepelman

Tinsel Trouble in Training

Deep in the heart of Whoville—or more accurately, just outside its limits where the municipal garbage dump meets the forest—there sat a creature of pint-sized chaos. Dressed like an elf in garish red and green, with candy cane socks twisted in mismatched directions, this furry green menace was not Santa’s helper. Oh no. This was Junior Grinch, a self-declared professional mischief-maker still perfecting his craft. Junior wasn’t the Grinch you’ve heard about, no. He was his protégé. A creature so devious, so full of bad holiday spirit, that he could make a snowman blush with shame. Today, he was working on his masterpiece: Operation Wreck Christmas Eve. The Plan of Pure Chaos Junior sat cross-legged on a pile of discarded Christmas decorations, his little green face scrunched into an intense scowl. He flipped through a tattered notebook labeled “How to Ruin Joy (Beginner’s Edition).” Step 1: Replace Christmas carols with a mixtape of crying babies. Step 2: Sneak into homes and replace milk and cookies with oat milk and stale crackers. Step 3: Wrap presents in duct tape and broken dreams. Step 4: Rig the Christmas lights to spell out obscenities in Morse code. “Perfect,” he muttered, licking a peppermint candy he’d stolen earlier, then sticking it in his ear for no apparent reason. “This’ll teach those Whos to celebrate their stupid holly jolly nonsense.” The Execution Begins With his notebook under one arm and a sack full of counterfeit tinsel under the other, Junior Grinch tiptoed into the village. His first stop: Mayor Whoopity-Do’s house, the most obnoxiously festive home in town. The lawn was a glowing nightmare of animatronic reindeer, a 15-foot inflatable Santa, and lights so bright they could be seen from space. “Overcompensating much?” Junior sneered as he slithered up to the porch, which was covered in garlands that reeked of cinnamon potpourri. He whipped out a can of spray paint and got to work, defacing the decorations with some truly creative profanity. On the inflatable Santa’s belly, he scrawled: “Santa’s on Strike. Deal With It.” Next, he turned his attention to the reindeer. Using a pair of scissors, he snipped off Rudolph’s nose bulb and swapped it with a blinking hazard light he’d “borrowed” from a construction site. “Let’s see them sing about that,” he chuckled darkly. Chaos Meets Consequence By the time Junior reached his third house, his sack was full of stolen ornaments, half-eaten gingerbread cookies, and an alarming number of slightly chewed candy canes. “I am a genius,” he whispered to himself, admiring his reflection in a broken Christmas bulb. But as he crept into another house, something unexpected happened. A toddler in fuzzy pajamas waddled into the room, rubbing her sleepy eyes. She stared at Junior for a long moment, then, with the kind of confidence only a sugar-high child could muster, shouted, “Santa’s a goblin!” Junior froze. “I’m not—well, okay, maybe. But go back to bed, tiny human.” “No,” she replied, stomping her foot. “Santa brings me good presents. You bring poop presents.” “They’re not poop presents!” Junior hissed, clutching his sack defensively. “They’re just...creative.” Before he could explain himself further, the toddler screamed at the top of her lungs. Within seconds, the house was awake, and Junior was surrounded by angry adults wielding rolling pins and oven mitts. A Grinch’s Retreat Junior barely escaped with his fur intact, sprinting back to the forest as a chorus of outraged Whos shouted after him. He dove into his hideout, panting and clutching his stolen sack. “Stupid Whos,” he muttered. “They wouldn’t know good sabotage if it bit them on their candy canes.” He dumped the contents of the sack onto the floor. Out rolled a mix of glitter, tangled lights, and one suspiciously sticky gingerbread man. “Fine,” he grumbled. “This year was just a warm-up. Next year, I’ll really ruin Christmas.” The Moral of the Story (or Lack Thereof) So what’s the takeaway? Maybe it’s that mischief doesn’t pay. Maybe it’s that toddlers are terrifying. Or maybe it’s that if you’re going to sabotage Christmas, at least invest in better snacks. Either way, Junior Grinch is out there, plotting his next move. And who knows? Next year, he might even get it right. Until then, keep your lights untangled, your cookies hidden, and your inflatable Santas locked up tight. You never know when Junior might strike again.     Looking to own a piece of mischievous holiday spirit? This image, titled "Tinsel Trouble in Training", is available for prints, downloads, and licensing through our Image Archive. Add a touch of humor and grinchy charm to your holiday decor or collection! View and purchase this artwork in our archive here.     The Grinch Who Stole Your Last Nerve 'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the flat, Not a creature was stirring—except that green brat. A pint-sized terror with a face full of sass, Sat plotting his scheme to ruin Christmas en masse. His candy-striped leggings hugged stubby green thighs, His elf hat drooped low over mischievous eyes. With a scowl that could curdle a nice holiday brew, He muttered, “Deck the halls? Bah, shove it, you fools!” “Oh, ho-ho, I’m festive!” he said with a sneer, “I’ll gift-wrap despair and some cheap dollar beer. Santa’s workshop? Please, I’ve got bigger plans, Like spiking eggnog and stealing your pans.” He tiptoed around with a sinister grin, Smeared frosting on walls, then drank all the gin. Stockings were filled—not with goodies or cheer— But with IOUs and expired craft beer. The tree, oh the tree, was a target for spite, He replaced all the bulbs with blinding strobe lights. The angel on top? That porcelain doll? He swapped it for a photo of his middle finger, y’all. “This holiday cheer is an insult to me, With your carols and tinsel and peppermint tea. You’re all jolly fools with your mistletoe kisses, So I’ll gift you despair and big sacks full of misses!” But something went wrong, for despite all his tricks, The family just laughed and grabbed festive breadsticks. They drank all his spiked punch, sang loud and off-key, And the Grinch got annoyed: “What’s wrong with these dweebs?” Exhausted and bitter, he finally sat, The pint-sized menace in his elf-themed hat. And as they all cheered, lifting drinks in his face, He realized, “Oh hell, I’ve just lost this race.” So here’s to the Grinch, that fuzzy green elf, Who played all his pranks but got owned by himself. A toast to the scowl and his candy cane socks, Next year, he’ll try ruining Easter—he’s already bought rocks.

by Bill Tiepelman

Dragon Dreams Beneath the Tinsel

Christmas in Bramblebush Hollow was always an affair of great tradition, heartwarming cheer, and the occasional bout of barely-restrained chaos. This year, however, things took an unexpected turn when the town’s holiday spirit was set ablaze—quite literally—thanks to a pint-sized, fire-breathing dragon named Gingersnap. Gingersnap wasn’t supposed to hatch until spring, but apparently, someone forgot to inform the egg. It had been a charming gift from the Wizard Wilfred, who had neglected to mention that "keep it at room temperature" also meant "don’t leave it near the fireplace." Thus, on December 1st, the egg cracked open to reveal a tiny, jewel-toned dragon with wings like stained glass and a temperament as fiery as his breath. The Tinsel Incident It all began innocently enough. Agnes Buttercrumb, the town's unofficial holiday coordinator and resident gossip, had invited Gingersnap to "help" decorate the town square’s Christmas tree. How could she resist? With those wide, adorable eyes and shimmering scales, Gingersnap looked like a Hallmark card brought to life—an asset to any festive tableau. Unfortunately, Gingersnap misunderstood the assignment. Instead of "hanging" the tinsel, he ate it. To be fair, it did look delicious—like shiny spaghetti. When Agnes tried to retrieve the garland from his tiny, razor-sharp jaws, Gingersnap let out a hiccup of fiery disapproval, which promptly set the lower branches of the tree ablaze. “This is fine,” Agnes muttered through gritted teeth as the townsfolk scrambled to extinguish the flames. “Everything’s fine. It’s… rustic.” She patted the smoldering tree with a twitchy smile and hastily draped a few half-melted candy canes over the scorched branches. “Adds character, don’t you think?” Mulled Wine and Mayhem As the days passed, Gingersnap’s antics escalated. During the annual mulled wine tasting, he discovered that cinnamon made his nose tingle in a particularly amusing way. One sneeze later, the tasting pavilion was reduced to ashes, and the mayor was seen chasing the dragon through the town square with a ladle, shouting, “This is not covered in the bylaws!” The town blacksmith, Roger Ironpants, took a more practical approach. “He’s just a wee dragon,” he reasoned while fitting Gingersnap with a tiny iron muzzle. “If we can’t stop the fire, we can at least contain it.” But Gingersnap, ever the escape artist, promptly chewed through the muzzle and used it as a chew toy. Then came the caroling incident. Oh, the caroling incident. Silent Night? Not a Chance On Christmas Eve, the town gathered in the square for their traditional candlelit caroling. The scene was picture-perfect: fresh snow blanketed the ground, lanterns cast a warm glow, and the choir’s harmonies filled the air. Gingersnap, perched atop the charred remains of the Christmas tree, seemed to be behaving for once, his head cocked curiously as he listened to the music. But then, someone hit a high note. A really high note. The kind of note that makes dogs howl and, apparently, dragons lose their tiny little minds. With a shriek of enthusiasm, Gingersnap joined in, his piercing dragon screeches drowning out the choir and shattering half the ornaments in a fifty-foot radius. To make matters worse, he punctuated each screech with a celebratory burst of flame, igniting several songbooks and at least one unfortunate choir member’s scarf. “SILENT NIGHT, YOU LITTLE MONSTER!” bellowed Agnes as she hurled a snowball at Gingersnap, who promptly mistook it for a game and started flinging snowballs back—with his tail. Chaos ensued. By the end of the evening, the town square looked less like a winter wonderland and more like the aftermath of a particularly rowdy medieval siege. The Morning After On Christmas morning, the townsfolk gathered in what was left of the square to assess the damage. The tree was a charred skeleton. The mulled wine was gone. Half the decorations were singed beyond recognition. And yet, as they looked at the tiny dragon curled up beneath the scorched tree, snoring softly with a contented little smile on his face, they couldn’t help but laugh. “Well,” said Roger Ironpants, “at least he’s festive.” “And he didn’t eat the mayor,” Agnes added, her tone grudgingly optimistic. “It’s a Christmas miracle,” someone muttered, and the crowd erupted into laughter. The Legend of Gingersnap From that day forward, Gingersnap became a beloved—if somewhat chaotic—part of Bramblebush Hollow’s Christmas traditions. Each year, the townsfolk hung fireproof ornaments, brewed extra mulled wine, and made sure to stockpile plenty of shiny, dragon-friendly snacks. And every Christmas Eve, as Gingersnap perched atop the town’s fireproofed tree, belting out his dragon version of “Jingle Bells,” the townsfolk would raise their glasses and toast to the most memorable holiday mascot they’d ever had. Because, as Agnes Buttercrumb put it best, “Christmas just wouldn’t be the same without a little fire and brimstone.” And for Gingersnap, nestled beneath the tinsel, it was perfect.     Bring Gingersnap Home for the Holidays! Love the tale of Gingersnap, the mischievous Christmas dragon? Now you can add a touch of whimsical holiday magic to your own home! Explore these delightful products featuring "Dragon Dreams Beneath the Tinsel": Tapestry: Transform your walls with this stunning, vibrant depiction of Gingersnap. Canvas Print: Add a festive centerpiece to your holiday décor with a high-quality canvas print. Jigsaw Puzzle: Piece together the magic with this fun and challenging holiday puzzle. Greeting Card: Share the joy of Gingersnap with friends and family through this charming card. Don’t miss your chance to bring a little fire-breathing cheer to your festivities this season. Shop the collection now!

by Bill Tiepelman

The Yuletide Defender

It was the night before Christmas, and not a creature was stirring, except for Santa Claus himself—and he was armed to the teeth. The jolly old elf, usually the patron of goodwill and cheer, had a new look this year. His crimson suit was reinforced with enchanted armor etched with runes of "NOEL" in ancient Nordic script. His candy-cane staff had been swapped for a double-edged sword that shimmered with a frosty blue aura. This was no ordinary Santa. This was Santa: The Yuletide Defender. Rudolph: The Red-Nosed Berserker “They called me a freak,” Rudolph growled, his glowing red nose pulsing like a warning beacon. “Now they’ll call me their worst nightmare.” Rudolph had undergone a similar transformation. His once-dopey, lovable demeanor had been replaced by a primal rage. His antlers were plated in gold and sharpened to lethal points. His eyes glowed with an unholy light, and his braying laugh sent shivers down the spine of the bravest elf. To top it off, he now wore a crimson cape, embroidered with "Naughty List Slayer" in bold black letters. He was a reindeer on a mission. The Threat to Christmas Turns out, the Naughty List had unionized. After centuries of receiving coal and disappointment, the baddies of the world had banded together under one sinister leader: Krampus. The horned monstrosity had declared war on Christmas, assembling an army of malevolent snowmen, rogue nutcrackers, and a particularly vicious band of gingerbread men with candy cane shivs. Krampus’ opening act? Hijacking Santa's sleigh and turning it into a battle chariot equipped with flamethrowers and missile launchers made of peppermint sticks. His goal? To turn the North Pole into the "No Hope Pole." Santa’s War Council Santa called an emergency council in his war room—formerly the gift-wrapping department. “They want to steal Christmas spirit? Then they’ll taste Christmas vengeance!” Santa bellowed, slamming a meaty fist down onto the table. The elves, once a cheerful bunch with jingling hats, now wore tactical gear and night-vision goggles. They nodded grimly. It was time to deck the halls—with destruction. Mrs. Claus appeared, carrying an ammo crate filled with explosive fruitcakes. “These are loaded with enough punch to light up a continent,” she said, chewing gum and brandishing a bazooka. “I’ve also rigged the cookie plates to explode if anyone tries to tamper with them. Let’s ruin someone’s Christmas, sweetie.” The Battle of Frostbite Gulch The battlefield was set at Frostbite Gulch, a frozen wasteland where Krampus’ army had set up base. Santa and Rudolph led the charge, their ragtag crew of elves armed with peppermint grenades, sugarplum landmines, and tinsel tripwires. “On Dancer, on Prancer, on Blitzkrieg and Mayhem!” Santa yelled as his war reindeer galloped into action. The first wave of gingerbread men rushed forward, their menacing gumdrop buttons glinting in the moonlight. Rudolph wasted no time. “Let’s crumble some cookies!” he snarled, launching himself antlers-first into the fray. Gingerbread limbs flew everywhere as he tore through the enemy lines like a rabid snowplow. Meanwhile, Santa faced off against Krampus in a duel for the ages. “You’ve been naughty for centuries,” Santa growled, parrying a clawed attack with his enchanted sword. “Time to pay the interest!” With a mighty swing, he knocked Krampus into a pile of cursed tinsel, binding the beast in a shiny, glittery prison. Victory… With a Side of Eggnog As dawn broke over the icy battlefield, the Naughty List insurgents were defeated, and Christmas was saved once more. Santa and his crew returned to the North Pole, battered but victorious. “Looks like it’s a Merry Christmas after all,” Santa said, raising a tankard of spiked eggnog. Rudolph, his nose still glowing like a demented disco ball, gave a toothy grin. “And don’t forget to leave me a steak this year. I’ve earned it.” As for Krampus, he was sentenced to wrapping gifts for eternity, a punishment worse than coal. The gingerbread survivors were turned into seasonal lattes, and peace returned to the North Pole… at least until next year. And so, Christmas was saved—not by kindness, but by raw, unfiltered badassery.     Get Your Own Yuletide Defender Memorabilia Bring the legendary Yuletide Defender to life with our exclusive collection of products. Whether you're looking to deck your halls or send a holiday message with style, we've got you covered: Tapestry - Add a touch of festive badassery to your walls. Canvas Print - Showcase this epic scene as a statement piece in your home. Greeting Card - Share the spirit of battle-ready Christmas cheer with friends and family. Sticker - Slap some Yuletide magic on your gear! Don’t miss out on capturing the legend of Santa and Rudolph like never before. Explore the full collection now!

by Bill Tiepelman

Glitterhoof's Glare of Justice

In the glittering expanse of the Cosmic Meadow, where stardust twinkled in every blade of astral grass, a tiny unicorn with wings and a bad attitude ruled supreme. Glitterhoof, as they called him, was no ordinary magical creature. Oh no, Glitterhoof wasn’t prancing around rainbows or cuddling with woodland animals like the rest of his fluff-brained kin. He was far too busy for such trivial nonsense. Someone had to manage the chaos of the universe, and clearly, it was going to be him. Today was no exception. Glitterhoof stood in his usual spot: the Great Cosmic Plateau, a glowing, star-speckled stage where lost travelers sought wisdom. His silvery mane shimmered like liquid moonlight, and his hooves clicked on the crystalline surface as he paced back and forth. His tiny wings fluttered with frustration. “Let me get this straight,” Glitterhoof said, narrowing his piercing blue eyes at a trembling elf who stood before him. “You accidentally opened a portal to the Nether Void because you forgot the incantation?!” The elf nodded sheepishly, his pointed ears drooping. “Y-yes, Your Luminescent Majesty...” “First of all,” Glitterhoof snapped, stomping his sparkling hoof. “I didn’t get this title for free. I earned it. So don’t throw it around like some cheap glitter glue, okay?” He flared his wings for dramatic effect. “Second, who forgets an incantation? You write it down! You think I don’t have my own spellbook? It’s literally bedazzled, and I carry it everywhere.” He rolled his eyes so hard the stars seemed to dim for a moment. “Next time, use a Post-it. Or better yet, don’t dabble in interdimensional chaos if you can’t remember your spells. Dismissed!” The elf scurried off, muttering apologies, as Glitterhoof muttered to himself, “Why do I always get the amateurs? What is this, ‘Adventures for Dummies’?” The Chaos Continues As the elf disappeared into the starlit horizon, Glitterhoof turned to face his assistant, a celestial hedgehog named Spiny. Spiny wore a tiny bow tie made of dark matter and carried a clipboard that always seemed on the verge of imploding. “What’s next on the agenda?” Glitterhoof asked, flipping his mane with an air of exasperation. Spiny adjusted his glasses. “We’ve got a siren complaining about mermaids encroaching on her lagoon, a dragon who’s lost his favorite hoard sock, and—oh, there’s a petition from the Moon Pixies to ban karaoke in the Nebula Lounge.” “Ugh, I can’t,” Glitterhoof groaned. “Do these creatures not understand that I’m a celestial being and not their personal grievance counselor?!” Spiny hesitated. “Technically, your title does include ‘Mediator of Mystical Conflicts.’” “A title I regret every single day of my life,” Glitterhoof snapped, glancing at his perfectly manicured hooves. “Fine. I’ll deal with the siren, but I am NOT touching the karaoke situation. The last time I got involved, a pixie tried to sing Bohemian Rhapsody, and it nearly collapsed the Andromeda Galaxy.” A Siren’s Complaint Moments later, Glitterhoof was hovering—yes, hovering—over a lagoon that shimmered with bioluminescent algae. The siren in question lounged dramatically on a rock, her aquamarine hair cascading into the water. “Oh, Glitterhoof, thank goodness you’ve come!” she wailed, batting her glitter-drenched eyelashes. “Those wretched mermaids are stealing all my spotlight! This lagoon used to be my stage, and now it’s a—” “Save it,” Glitterhoof interrupted, landing with a delicate but authoritative thud. “First of all, you don’t own the lagoon. It’s a public water feature, and your permit literally expired 200 years ago.” The siren gasped. “Expired? That can’t be!” “It can and it did,” Glitterhoof said with a smirk. “Second, have you tried collaborating with the mermaids? You know, a duet? Maybe they’ll harmonize with your off-key screeching.” “Off-key screeching?!” the siren shrieked. “I said what I said,” Glitterhoof replied, turning to leave. “Oh, and tell your cousin Lorelei she still owes me for that enchanted comb. I don’t work for free.” Glitterhoof's Day Off After dealing with the siren (and side-eyeing the mermaids on the way out), Glitterhoof finally made it back to his starlit lair—a chic cave outfitted with crystal chandeliers, plush nebula cushions, and a bathtub the size of a meteorite. He sank into the warm, glitter-infused water with a dramatic sigh. “Why is it always me?” he muttered to himself, blowing bubbles. “Do they think Zeus is out here dealing with lost socks and lagoon disputes? No! He’s busy throwing lightning bolts and looking fabulous. But me? I get the sock dragon.” Just as Glitterhoof began to relax, Spiny appeared at the edge of the tub, clipboard in hand. “What now?” Glitterhoof groaned. “The Moon Pixies are threatening to sue over noise pollution,” Spiny said. “Apparently, the sirens have started karaoke nights in the lagoon.” Glitterhoof sank lower into the water until only his horn was visible. “I’m done. The universe can fend for itself.” And with that, Glitterhoof declared his first-ever day off, leaving the cosmos to sort out its own problems. Because even the tiniest, sassiest guardians need a break sometimes. Or at least until the dragon lost another sock.     Glitterhoof-Inspired Products Love the sass, sparkle, and cosmic charm of Glitterhoof? Bring home the magic with these exclusive products: Tapestry: Transform your space with a dazzling Glitterhoof tapestry, perfect for adding a cosmic flair to any room. Canvas Print: A gallery-quality canvas of Glitterhoof's iconic glare, ideal for art lovers with a sense of humor. Puzzle: Piece together the majesty of Glitterhoof with this whimsical and challenging jigsaw puzzle. Tote Bag: Carry Glitterhoof’s attitude and style wherever you go with this chic and durable tote bag. Visit our shop for more Glitterhoof-inspired merchandise and let this feisty little unicorn bring some cosmic sass to your life!

by Bill Tiepelman

Ethereal Outlaws: Whispers of the Apocalypse

The wind carried the ash of a thousand ruined dreams, swirling it into the midnight sky like a reluctant offering to the gods. The Wasteland didn’t whisper—it growled, its hunger unending. Standing at its edge, Veyra adjusted the strap of her patched denim overalls, her sharp silver hair catching the dim glow of embers scattered in the wind. Beside her, Rook leaned on his makeshift staff, carved from a rusted pipe and god-knows-what-else, his hooded face a testament to decades of poor decisions and worse hygiene. “You gonna keep posing, princess, or are we actually gonna move?” Rook grumbled, scratching his scraggly beard. His voice was gravelly, the kind of tone that made you wonder if he'd gargled razor blades for fun. Veyra arched a perfect eyebrow, her smirk both lethal and condescending. “I’m sorry, are you offering leadership advice? Didn’t you lose our entire stash of rations last week because you thought bartering with a mutant who had three mouths was a good idea?” “First of all,” Rook retorted, straightening up and glaring at her, “that was tactical diplomacy. Second, I didn’t know he’d eat the damn bullets too. How was I supposed to know he was… what’s the word? Hangry?” “Tactical diplomacy,” Veyra repeated with a laugh that could cut glass. “Riiiight. Just like you ‘tactically’ passed out drunk while we were being chased by raiders.” Rook waved a dismissive hand, his collection of tribal bracelets jingling noisily. “Whatever, princess. You’re lucky I’m around, or you’d be a pile of bones somewhere, probably accessorized by vultures.” “Lucky?” Veyra scoffed, her hands on her hips. “Your sense of ‘luck’ is why I’ve got one boot held together by duct tape and faith. And speaking of faith, we’ve been walking in circles for three hours. If you don’t figure out where the hell this mysterious signal you’re following is coming from, I’m leaving your sorry ass here.” The Signal Two days ago, Rook’s scavenged radio—held together with copper wire, spit, and optimism—had picked up something unusual. A broadcast. Crisp, clear, and human. It wasn’t the usual garbled nonsense of old world ads or static-filled screams. This was a voice, soft but commanding: “Sanctuary lies in the Whispering Tower. Seek it, if you dare.” Veyra, naturally, had rolled her eyes at the idea of chasing some cryptic message. But Rook, ever the reckless dreamer, had insisted. “Sanctuary!” he’d said, grinning through yellowed teeth. “That means showers! Food! Beds that don’t have… whatever that smell is!” “You mean hope, right?” Veyra had replied, her tone drier than the Wasteland sand. “No way that ends badly.” Now, here they were, trekking toward some mythical tower, dodging feral mutants, and trying not to kill each other in the process. The suspense thickened with every passing hour, the Wasteland eerily devoid of the usual screams and gunfire. The Whispering Tower When they finally stumbled upon the tower, it was both magnificent and horrifying. A jagged spire of twisted metal and broken glass, it pierced the clouds like a malevolent beacon. Shadows writhed around its base, moving in unnatural patterns that made Veyra’s skin crawl. “Well,” she muttered, her voice tinged with sarcasm, “this doesn’t look like the beginning of a death trap at all.” “Relax, princess,” Rook said, flashing a grin. “I’ve seen worse. Remember that bunker where the rats tried to unionize?” “I remember the part where you screamed like a toddler when they swarmed your boots,” Veyra replied with a smirk. “Let’s go, brave leader.” The pair entered cautiously, their weapons drawn. Inside, the air was thick with the smell of rust and decay. Flickering lights overhead cast eerie shadows, and faint whispers echoed through the halls, as if the building itself were alive. “You hear that?” Veyra whispered, her hand tightening on her dagger. “If by ‘that,’ you mean my stomach growling, then yeah,” Rook replied. “I’m starving.” “No, you idiot,” Veyra hissed. “The whispers. They’re everywhere.” “Probably just the wind,” Rook said, though his hand gripped his staff a little tighter. “Or, y’know, ghosts. Definitely not anything dangerous.” They pressed forward, the whispers growing louder. Veyra’s sass was replaced by a wary silence, and even Rook seemed unnerved. Finally, they reached a massive chamber filled with glowing machinery. In the center stood a figure draped in tattered robes, their face obscured by a golden mask. The Truth Unveiled “Welcome,” the figure intoned, their voice a haunting melody. “You have traveled far, seekers.” “Uh, yeah,” Rook said, scratching his head. “We’re here for… uh, sanctuary? Is that still on the menu, or did we miss happy hour?” “Sanctuary is earned, not given,” the figure replied. “To survive the Wasteland is to prove your worth. But to thrive…” The figure gestured to the glowing machinery. “…is to make a choice.” Veyra frowned. “What kind of choice?” “A choice to transcend,” the figure said, stepping aside to reveal a sleek pod-like structure. “Step inside, and you will become something greater. Stronger. Immortal.” Rook snorted. “Yeah, no thanks. Last time I stepped inside something mysterious, I ended up with a rash that took three months to go away.” Veyra shot him a look. “You’re disgusting.” “What?” Rook said with a shrug. “It was a weird hot spring, okay?” The figure’s voice cut through their banter. “Mockery will not save you. The Wasteland consumes all who remain mortal. Choose wisely.” Veyra stared at the pod, then at Rook. “What do you think?” “I think it’s a trap,” Rook said. “But hey, if you wanna climb in and become some kind of robo-goddess, I’ll totally worship you. For a price.” “You’re such a charmer,” Veyra muttered. “Let’s leave. I don’t trust this.” The Escape As they turned to leave, the whispers became a deafening roar. Shadows rose from the ground, twisting into monstrous forms. “You cannot leave!” the figure shouted, their melodic voice now a distorted screech. “You must choose!” “I choose run!” Rook yelled, grabbing Veyra’s arm and bolting for the exit. “You call this running? You’re slower than a drunk mutant!” Veyra snapped, dragging him along as shadows clawed at their heels. They burst out of the tower, the shadow creatures disintegrating in the sunlight. Gasping for breath, Rook collapsed onto the ground. “See? Told you we’d make it.” Veyra glared at him, her hair wild and her eyes blazing. “If you ever drag me into something like this again, I’m going to personally feed you to the vultures.” Rook grinned. “Aw, you’d miss me. Admit it.” “Miss you? Ha! I’d throw a party.” As the two bickered, the tower loomed behind them, its whispers fading into silence. Whatever secrets it held would remain undiscovered—for now. But one thing was certain: the Wasteland wasn’t done with them yet.     This artwork, titled Ethereal Outlaws: Whispers of the Apocalypse, is now available for prints, downloads, and licensing in our Image Archive. Bring this captivating piece of post-apocalyptic mystery and fire into your space or project!

by Bill Tiepelman

A Twinkle in Santa’s Eye

Santa’s Twinkling Eye It was a snowy Christmas Eve, and Santa Claus had just slid down his umpteenth chimney of the night. Brushing soot from his suit, he adjusted his belt and took a moment to admire the cozy living room he’d entered. Twinkling lights on the tree cast a warm glow, stockings hung neatly over the fireplace, and the faint aroma of gingerbread filled the air. But something felt… different. Oddly magical. Before he could pinpoint the source of his unease, a shimmering glow caught his attention. Perched atop the armchair, with legs crossed and a mischievous smile, was a fairy like no other. Her sparkling pink dress hugged her figure, and her iridescent wings glimmered in the light of the Christmas tree. A single flower nestled in her golden curls completed the look. She radiated sass, sparkle, and just a touch of trouble. “Well, well, well,” she purred, resting her chin on her hand, “the man of the hour, all dressed up and ready to slay.” Santa froze, his twinkling eyes widening behind his spectacles. “Who are you, and what are you doing here?” he asked, his voice equal parts curious and cautious. The fairy hopped gracefully off the chair, her glittering heels clicking against the wooden floor. “Oh, don’t act so surprised, Saint Nick. I’ve been on your Nice and Naughty list for years. You’ve just never had the pleasure of meeting me in person.” “Is that so?” Santa replied, folding his arms over his jolly belly. “And which list do you belong to?” She laughed, a sound like tinkling bells, and fluttered her wings. “Depends on who’s asking. But judging by the way you’re blushing, I’d say I’m solidly in the middle.” Santa chuckled, his cheeks indeed rosy, though whether it was from the warmth of the fire or her teasing tone, even he wasn’t sure. “Well, Miss Fairy, it’s a pleasure to meet you. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’ve got gifts to deliver.” She blocked his path with a playful pout. “Gifts? Is that all you’re about? Come on, Santa, where’s the fun? You’ve been working hard for centuries—don’t you deserve a little mischief now and then?” “Mischief?” Santa asked, raising a bushy eyebrow. “I’ve got all the mischief I can handle up at the North Pole. Ever met a reindeer on a sugar rush? Trust me, you don’t want to.” The fairy tilted her head, clearly unimpressed. “Oh, please. I’ve seen you wink at elves when Mrs. Claus isn’t looking. Don’t act so innocent.” Santa gasped in mock offense. “Wink? I don’t wink!” “Mm-hmm,” she said, crossing her arms and tapping a glittery heel. “And I don’t sprinkle fairy dust. Face it, big guy, you’ve got a twinkle in your eye that could light up the entire North Pole. But don’t worry, I’m not here to judge. I’m here to help.” “Help?” Santa repeated, his curiosity piqued. “What kind of help are we talking about?” The fairy grinned and produced a tiny mistletoe wand from behind her back. “Oh, you’ll see. Let’s just say I specialize in adding a little sparkle to Christmas. Now, sit tight and let me work my magic.” Santa took a cautious step back. “Listen, Miss Fairy, I appreciate the offer, but I really do have work to do—” “Work schmirk,” she interrupted, waving her wand. Suddenly, the room filled with a shower of glittering snowflakes, each one catching the light like a tiny star. Santa’s red suit sparkled, his boots gleamed, and even his hat seemed to puff up with extra fluff. He glanced down at himself, bewildered. “What in the North Pole is going on?” he exclaimed. The fairy clapped her hands with delight. “Now that’s what I call festive! You’re practically glowing, Santa. You’ll thank me later.” Santa shook his head, trying to brush the glitter off his suit, but it clung stubbornly. “You know, Mrs. Claus is going to have questions about this.” “Mrs. Claus?” the fairy said, her wings fluttering as she leaned closer. “She doesn’t have to know. Our little secret.” Santa’s eyes widened. “You’re trouble, you know that?” “And you love it,” she replied with a wink. Despite himself, Santa laughed. “Alright, you win. But only if you promise to keep this between us. I can’t have the elves thinking I’ve gone soft.” The fairy saluted him, her expression mock-serious. “Your secret’s safe with me, Santa. Now go spread that Christmas cheer—and don’t forget to enjoy yourself along the way.” With a final swirl of glitter, she vanished, leaving Santa alone in the glowing room. He shook his head, a bemused smile on his face. “Fairies,” he muttered, adjusting his hat. “They always know how to keep things interesting.” And with that, he climbed back up the chimney, his suit sparkling more than ever, and continued his journey. But every now and then, as he delivered gifts, he’d catch his reflection in a frosted window and chuckle. The fairy had been right—there was a twinkle in his eye. And maybe, just maybe, he liked it that way.     Santa’s Twinkling Eye (A Poem) Santa came down the chimney with flair, Caught off guard by a sparkle in the air. Perched on his shoulder, a fairy so fine, Draped in glitter, wings a-shine. “Well, well,” she said with a sly little grin, “Fancy meeting you here, all covered in sin!” “Sin?” Santa laughed, adjusting his hat, “It’s soot, my dear—don’t tease me like that!” The fairy winked and tossed her hair, “You bring the gifts, I bring the flair. Who knew Saint Nick could look so spry? Careful, big guy, you’re catching my eye!” Santa blushed, his cheeks cherry red, “It’s the cocoa,” he mumbled, “gone to my head.” “Oh please,” she cooed, “I’ve seen you in action, Winking at elves with too much distraction!” “Well, Miss Fairy, you’re bold, I’ll admit, But flirt all you like, I’m too old to commit.” She giggled and perched a bit closer in place, “Just teasing, dear Santa—you’re hard to replace.” The snowflakes twirled as they shared a laugh, With mistletoe hanging from her fairy staff. “Ho ho,” he chuckled, “you’re full of surprise, But flirty fairies could lead to my demise!” She leaned in close, her lips full of cheer, “Merry Christmas, dear Santa, now bring me my beer!”     Image Archive This whimsical and enchanting holiday image, "A Twinkle in Santa’s Eye," is available for prints, downloads, and licensing through our image archive. Bring the festive magic to your own projects, whether it’s for holiday cards, seasonal decor, or creative designs! 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by Bill Tiepelman

Guardian of the Frozen Tundra

In the frigid expanse of the Frozen Tundra, where the snow stretches endlessly beneath an eternal blanket of stars, there is a legend that the winds whisper to the daring and the desperate. It is the tale of the Frostfang Sovereign—a spectral wolf who wears the crown of winter itself, protector of the unseen and arbiter of the unforgiving wilderness. The Birth of the Frostfang Sovereign Centuries ago, before the tundra was a desolate expanse, it was ruled by a tribe of nomadic hunters known as the Skýlmar. They lived in harmony with the icy land, worshiping the celestial wolf spirit Fenroth, who they believed governed the balance between life and death. It was said that Fenroth roamed the heavens, his silvery fur woven from stardust, his icy breath painting the Arctic skies. One fateful winter, darker and colder than any before, the harmony was broken. A monstrous wraith, known as Klythar the Devourer, emerged from the depths of the glacier caves. Its hunger was insatiable; it consumed everything—villages, forests, even light itself. As Klythar grew, its very presence drained the warmth from the world, threatening to plunge all into an eternal ice age. The Skýlmar prayed to Fenroth, beseeching the wolf spirit for salvation. Fenroth, moved by their devotion, descended from the celestial realm. But he did not arrive alone. By his side was his mortal counterpart, a snow-white wolf named Lykara, whose loyalty and strength had earned her Fenroth’s blessing. Together, they confronted Klythar in a battle that shook the tundra itself. Fenroth fought valiantly, but even the celestial could not kill what was already dead. The spirit wolf sacrificed his essence, merging his soul with Lykara’s, transforming her into the Frostfang Sovereign—the eternal Guardian of the Frozen Tundra. The Headdress of Winter After the battle, the Skýlmar marveled at the transformation. Lykara was no longer just a wolf. Her fur gleamed like the frost-kissed moon, her eyes glowed with the ethereal blue fire of Fenroth’s spirit, and atop her head rested the Headdress of Winter—a magnificent crown forged from the shards of Klythar’s frozen essence. Silver feathers stretched outward like the rays of the Arctic dawn, while glacial crystals pulsed with the soul of the tundra itself. It was said that the headdress allowed Lykara to control the very fabric of winter, wielding the frost, the winds, and even the stars. With her newfound power, the Frostfang Sovereign sealed Klythar beneath the Glacier of Oblivion, ensuring the wraith could never return. She then retreated to the icy wilderness, where she became a myth, a protector who ensured that balance was maintained in the tundra. The Skýlmar swore an oath to honor her, passing down the tale through generations. The Legend Lives On As the centuries passed, the Frozen Tundra claimed the Skýlmar and their stories faded into obscurity. But the legend of the Frostfang Sovereign endured. Travelers who dared to cross the tundra told tales of piercing blue eyes watching them from the darkness, of ghostly howls that froze the marrow in their bones, and of an unseen force that protected the weak and punished the wicked. One such tale tells of a wayward band of mercenaries, who sought to plunder the ancient ruins buried beneath the tundra’s icy crust. They desecrated sacred burial sites, smashing ancient totems for trinkets of gold. On their third night, as they camped beneath the eerie glow of the aurora, they were visited by the Frostfang Sovereign. She emerged from the shadows, her headdress radiating a cold light that turned the snow beneath her paws into crystalline ice. The mercenaries’ weapons were useless against her; the very frost turned against them, entombing them in unyielding glaciers. In another story, a lost child wandering in a blizzard claimed to have been guided back to safety by a great silver wolf. She described glowing eyes and a voice that echoed not in sound but in thought, urging her to follow. When she was found by her people, she was clutching a single feather of silver and ice, which melted as they tried to take it from her hand. The Sovereign’s Promise The Frostfang Sovereign remains an enigma, neither friend nor foe. To the pure-hearted and those in need, she is a guardian and guide, a reminder of the tundra’s harsh yet impartial nature. But to the cruel and those who seek to exploit the land, she is a vengeful force of nature, an avatar of retribution. Even today, beneath the icy winds of the Arctic, some say they can see her silhouette against the stars, her crown glittering with the light of ancient battles fought and won. Her legend continues, etched into the very fabric of the Frozen Tundra, a timeless guardian whose story will never be buried by the snow. Epilogue Should you ever find yourself beneath the cold expanse of the Arctic skies, and you hear a distant howl carried on the wind, remember the Frostfang Sovereign. She watches, always, from the edge of legend and reality. Her eyes see your truth, and her judgment, like winter itself, is absolute.    Bring the Legend Home Immerse yourself in the timeless tale of the Frostfang Sovereign with exclusive artwork and products inspired by the legend. From tapestries that bring the ethereal beauty of the Frozen Tundra to your walls to cozy blankets that envelop you in the warmth of winter’s magic, each piece captures the essence of the Guardian. Tapestry: Transform your space with this stunning depiction of the Frostfang Sovereign, ideal for creating a regal winter ambiance. Canvas Print: Own a high-quality canvas print of the artwork, perfect for showcasing the majesty of the Frozen Tundra in any room. 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by Bill Tiepelman

Golden Glow of Fairy Lights

Deep in the heart of the Whispering Forest, where the trees hummed melodies older than the stars and the streams giggled at their own jokes, lived a fairy named Marigold. Unlike her peers, who busied themselves with serious fairy duties like flower bloom synchronization or dew droplet alignment, Marigold was a rebel—or, as she liked to call herself, an "enthusiastic freelancer." Marigold's favorite pastime wasn’t dancing on mushrooms or teaching fireflies how to form constellations, but rather playing pranks on unsuspecting wanderers who dared to stray into her magical domain. She once convinced a lost hunter that his boots were carnivorous, leading to a wild chase involving a very confused squirrel and a pair of airborne socks. Another time, she enchanted a bard’s lute to play nothing but the fairy version of elevator music, which, admittedly, wasn’t too far from its usual repertoire. The Rose of Radiance One particularly golden evening, as the sun dipped low and the forest bathed in its amber glow, Marigold was perched on her favorite mossy branch, twirling a radiant rose in her tiny hands. This wasn’t just any rose—it was the Rose of Radiance, a magical artifact that could grant its holder one wish, provided they could make the fairy laugh. The rose was a family heirloom, passed down from her grandmother, who had used it to summon the first-ever magical hammock, still regarded as one of the fairy world's greatest inventions. Marigold sighed. “How boring it is to sit around waiting for mortals to stumble into my forest. I mean, who even gets lost anymore? Everyone has those infernal maps on their glowing rectangles. What’s it called? Goo—Goo-something.” She tapped her tiny chin, trying to recall the name. Just as she was about to enchant a nearby spider into weaving her a hammock of her own, the unmistakable sound of heavy boots crunching through underbrush caught her ear. With a mischievous grin, she adjusted her flower-adorned dress, made sure her wings shimmered in just the right way, and poised herself for what she called “maximum whimsical impact.” The Lost Adventurer A man burst through the foliage, his face a mixture of determination and exhaustion. He was tall, with a scruffy beard and a suit of armor that looked like it had seen one too many dragon burps. In his hand, he carried a sword that shimmered faintly with a dull magical aura, though it was clear it hadn’t been polished in years. His name, as Marigold would later learn, was Sir Roderick the Resolute—but he preferred “Roddy” because he thought it made him sound approachable. “Ah-ha!” Roddy exclaimed, pointing his sword at Marigold. “A fairy! Finally, my quest for the Rose of Radiance ends here. Hand it over, and I shall spare your life.” Marigold burst out laughing, nearly falling off her branch. “Spare my life? Oh, sweet acorns, that’s adorable! Do you know how many humans have tried to ‘spare my life’? You’re the first one I’ve met who said it while wearing mismatched gauntlets.” Roddy looked down at his hands and frowned. “They’re… not mismatched! One’s just slightly older than the other.” “And they’re both from completely different sets,” Marigold pointed out. “Let me guess, you inherited one from your great-grandfather and the other from a bargain bin at Ye Olde Armor Mart?” Roddy’s face turned red. “That’s beside the point! I’ve come for the Rose, and I’ll not leave without it.” “Ah, the Rose of Radiance,” Marigold said, her tone dripping with mock seriousness. “To claim it, you must make me laugh. And I warn you, mortal—I have exceedingly high standards for comedy.” The Contest of Wits Roddy sheathed his sword, rubbed his chin, and began pacing. “Very well, fairy. Prepare yourself for a jest so clever, so refined, that it will leave you rolling on the ground.” He cleared his throat dramatically. “Why don’t skeletons fight each other?” Marigold raised an eyebrow. “Why?” “Because they don’t have the guts!” Silence. A cricket chirped somewhere in the distance, only to be shushed by its companion. “That was your big joke?” Marigold asked, her wings twitching. “I’ve heard better punchlines from frogs trying to croak serenades.” Roddy groaned. “All right, give me another chance. Um, let’s see…” He snapped his fingers. “What do you call a knight who’s afraid to fight?” “What?” “Sir Render!” Marigold blinked. Then she giggled. Then she laughed so hard that the branch she was sitting on shook. “Okay, okay, that was actually funny. Not hilarious, but I’ll give you points for creativity.” “Does that mean I get the Rose?” Roddy asked, his eyes lighting up with hope. Marigold fluttered down from the branch, holding the radiant flower in her tiny hands. “You’ve amused me, Sir Mismatched Gauntlets. The Rose is yours—but only because I’m in a generous mood. Use it wisely, and don’t do anything silly, like wish for infinite bacon or a lifetime supply of socks.” Roddy accepted the Rose with a bow. “Thank you, fairy. I shall use this wish to restore my homeland to its former glory!” “Oh, how noble,” Marigold said, rolling her eyes. “Humans and their noble quests. Well, off you go, then. And if you ever get tired of being resolute, come back—I could use a new partner in crime.” As Roddy disappeared into the forest, Marigold returned to her branch, chuckling to herself. She might have given away the Rose, but she’d gained a story worth telling—and in the end, wasn’t that the real treasure? The Moral of the Story And so, the Whispering Forest remained as enchanting and unpredictable as ever, with Marigold at its heart, ready to enchant, prank, and charm anyone brave—or foolish—enough to enter. The moral of this tale? Never underestimate the power of a good joke—or a mischievous fairy with too much free time.    Bring the Magic Home Transform your space with the enchanting "Golden Glow of Fairy Lights" collection. This whimsical artwork is now available on high-quality products to bring a touch of magic into your everyday life: Tapestries: Add a fairy-tale glow to your walls with this enchanting design. Canvas Prints: Elevate your decor with a timeless, gallery-quality canvas. Fleece Blankets: Cozy up with a soft, coral fleece blanket that captures the magic of the forest. Tote Bags: Carry the charm of the Whispering Forest with you wherever you go. Explore the full collection and bring the enchantment of "Golden Glow of Fairy Lights" to your home today!

by Bill Tiepelman

Grinchmas Glow: A Festive Heist

'Twas the night before Christmas, and down in the town, All the Who-humans snored with their screens powered down. No tweets, no TikToks, no reels full of fluff, Just silence—and houses with far too much stuff. But high in the hills, in his dank little cave, The Grinch in his onesie was plotting, quite brave. “Oh, these humans are hopeless,” he cackled with glee, “They're lazy and clueless—an easy mark for me!” His fluffy red Santa suit hugged his green gut, While his oversized hat perched atop his green butt. With a candy cane clenched in his mischievous grip, He hopped on his sleigh for his annual trip. Down, down he soared through the cold winter air, With a fart so explosive, it froze his own hair. “Damn that last burrito,” he grumbled and wheezed, “But tonight’s haul will make me feel properly pleased!” He landed his sled on a roof slick with ice, Then grumbled, “These humans should shovel. How nice!” He slipped and he slid, swore words quite obscene, Before plopping face-first into a vent duct unseen. Inside the first house, the Grinch struck a pose— A thief in his prime, from his head to his toes. The Christmas tree sparkled, the stockings were hung, And the air smelled of eggnog, old cheese, and dung. “What do we have here?” the Grinch whispered low, As he rummaged through stockings with gusto and glow. He pocketed candy, stole socks with a smirk, Then tiptoed to the kitchen to get down to work. On the counter he spied a plate full of treats— Cookies and whiskey! His favorite sweets! He scarfed down the snacks, licked his fingers with glee, And let out a burp that woke the family tree. The ornaments shook, the lights started blinking, But the Grinch didn’t stop—he kept right on drinking. “Cheers to myself!” he declared with a cheer, “These suckers won’t know I’ve been robbing them here!” He raided the fridge, he emptied the drawers, He snagged all the gifts and then some decor. The wreath from the door? Into his sack! The vacuum cleaner? “Sure, why not pack?” But then, as he grabbed a smartphone and drone, A strange little whir made him pause and postpone. For there on the floor, with its sensors aglow, A Roomba emerged, like a knight from the snow. “What’s this little beast?” sneered the Grinch, unimpressed. “A robot with wheels? How quaint. How suppressed.” But the Roomba zoomed forward, its motor on high, And the Grinch felt a jolt as it zipped ‘tween his thighs. “Oi! Stop that, you bastard!” the Grinch howled in pain, As the Roomba spun circles and charged him again. He tripped on the carpet, he slipped on the tree, And landed face-first by the family’s TV. “Enough!” cried the Grinch, but the Roomba whizzed by, Beeping and buzzing with vengeance nearby. It nudged at his sack, it tangled his feet, And the Grinch knew this gadget had him beat. He scrambled and stumbled, his sack left behind, As the Roomba pursued him with one thing in mind. Out through the door and onto the lawn, The Grinch fled the house like a thief at the dawn. Back to his sled he retreated, quite sore, With a bruised little ego and pride even more. “No loot for me tonight,” he muttered and spat, “All thanks to that robot—a pest in a hat!” Now back in his cave, with his plan gone awry, The Grinch sat and pondered, his candy cane dry. He stared at the whiskey he’d swiped from the shelf, And muttered, “Next year, I’ll just rob Santa himself.” So if you hear giggles this Christmas Eve night, It’s the Grinch in his onesie, recounting his plight. For though he’s still stealing, he learned one great moral: Never mess with a Roomba—it’s deadly, not floral. And so ends the tale of the Grinch’s defeat, A festive reminder: Don’t underestimate neat. Your gadgets may save you, your robots may rule, But never let burglars take you for a fool.     This image, titled "Grinchmas Glow: A Festive Heist", is available for prints, downloads, and licensing. Explore it further and bring the mischievous Grinch into your collection by visiting our Image Archive.

by Bill Tiepelman

Tiny Dreams in Pink

The box had been sitting on the mantle for weeks, part of the festive chaos that overtook Claire’s apartment every December. She wasn’t one for minimalist decor; if it didn’t sparkle, twinkle, or threaten to shed glitter for decades, it wasn’t welcome. The ornament box, pink and intricately designed, had been a thrift store find, but Claire swore it carried the soul of a bygone Christmas miracle. She just hadn’t expected the miracle to have whiskers. It started on a Tuesday. Claire had been sipping her third cup of cocoa—this one generously spiked with Baileys—and debating whether she could survive another Zoom meeting disguised as holiday cheer. The meeting was supposed to be about 'end-of-year strategic planning,' but Claire’s mind was elsewhere: on the holiday playlist, the pile of wrapping paper gathering dust, and her unrelenting desire to put on a Christmas movie marathon instead of tackling any more reports. That’s when she saw it: a tiny, impossibly fluffy creature curled up in the ornament box on her mantle. It was a mouse, no larger than a walnut, nestled snugly in the soft pink knit blanket she’d stuffed inside for decoration. Its tiny pink nose twitched in rhythm with its slow, peaceful breaths. “Well, aren’t you just the freeloading spirit of Christmas,” Claire muttered, setting her mug down. “You realize rent’s due in two weeks, right?” The mouse didn’t respond, obviously, but the faintest squeak escaped its tiny mouth, almost as if it were dreaming. Claire stared, torn between the adult responsibility of calling pest control and the childlike wonder of seeing a real, honest-to-goodness mouse peacefully napping in a box that looked like it belonged in a Victorian fairy tale. She opted for wonder. And maybe a second Baileys. The next day, the mouse was still there, nestled so deeply in its makeshift bed that Claire could almost hear a tiny snore. She had no idea how it had gotten in—her apartment was on the fourth floor, and the windows had been sealed tight for the winter—but it didn’t seem interested in leaving. If anything, it looked like it had settled in for a long winter's nap. Against her better judgment, Claire left a crumb of her morning croissant near the box, half-expecting it to vanish by lunch. It did. And by dinner, the mouse had acquired a name: Bernard. Because obviously, a mouse with that much attitude deserved a distinguished name. By Friday, Bernard was no longer just a mouse; he was Claire’s confidant. She vented to him about her boss, her ex-boyfriend’s Instagram-worthy proposal to someone else, and the existential crisis she faced every time she ran out of eggnog. Bernard, to his credit, listened intently, occasionally tilting his tiny head as if he truly understood the complexities of late-capitalist holiday burnout. “You know, Bernard,” Claire said one evening as she stuffed a handful of popcorn into her mouth, “sometimes I feel like I’m just a character in one of those holiday rom-coms, trying to find some sort of magical Christmas miracle. But my miracle seems to be an overworked HR department and a mouse who thinks my apartment is a luxury hotel.” Bernard squeaked in response, perhaps giving his approval. Or perhaps he was just hungry. She wasn’t sure. One night, as Claire lay on the couch watching her fiftieth Hallmark movie of the season—because nothing screamed ‘holiday cheer’ like predictable plotlines and excessive cinnamon spice—she noticed Bernard had started collecting treasures. Next to his box, there was now a shiny penny, a stray earring, and—most inexplicably—a single Lego brick. She had no idea where he’d found it. She hadn’t owned Legos in years. Still, Bernard seemed proud of his stash, and Claire found herself oddly touched. It was like he was trying to repay her hospitality in the only way he knew how: by looting the apartment. The treasures piled up. There were bits of shiny foil from chocolate wrappers, a bottle cap, a paperclip, and a single red bead. “You know, Bernard, you’ve got a better collection than my ex-boyfriend did,” Claire laughed, rolling her eyes as she noticed a glittering star sticker among the loot. “You might even be better at it than I am. I still can’t figure out how to decorate a tree without it looking like a disaster.” As Christmas approached, Claire found herself talking less to the friends she used to Zoom with and more to Bernard. She even made him a tiny Santa hat out of red felt, which he tolerated for all of ten seconds before shaking it off with dramatic indignation. “Fine,” she told him, laughing. “I’ll just wear it myself, you little diva.” By the time Christmas Eve rolled around, Claire had grown somewhat attached to the little rodent. She set out a feast: cheese shavings, a cracker crumb, and a thimbleful of eggnog. Bernard, looking dapper in his self-appointed ‘winter’ fur coat, emerged from his box, stretching like a tiny king after a long day’s rest, and indulged in the holiday spread. Claire raised her own glass of wine in his honor. “To Bernard,” she said, “the most unexpected gift of the season.” That night, as the snow fell softly outside, Claire found herself feeling something she hadn’t in years: contentment. Maybe it was the wine. Maybe it was the twinkling lights. Or maybe it was Bernard, snuggled in his pink box, reminding her that magic didn’t have to be big or loud—it could be as small as a mouse with a penchant for Legos and a cozy place to call home. She picked up the tiny knit blanket she’d made for him earlier, adjusting it carefully. It was the least she could do for a guest who had so thoroughly transformed her holiday. As Claire drifted off to sleep that night, she thought about how peculiar the holidays had become. They weren’t about grandiose gestures or perfect moments, but the small things—the little conversations with a mouse who didn’t judge her, the weird little treasure collections, and the fact that, for the first time in a long while, she felt truly at home. If that wasn’t magic, she didn’t know what was. 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by Bill Tiepelman

The Dragon of the Christmas Grove

Long before Santa Claus got fat, and elves unionized for better candy-cane breaks, there was another story of Christmas magic—a legend buried deep in the frosted forests and whispered only on the longest, coldest nights. The Beginning of the End… Or Something Like That Once upon a decidedly hungover December morning, the world almost ended. See, humans—being humans—accidentally broke Christmas. Someone tried summoning a "Yuletide Spirit" with one too many Pinterest-y candles, a dash of clove, and a Latin incantation they absolutely mispronounced. Instead of a cozy Hallmark miracle, the spell ripped open a glowing crack in the universe and out popped a dragon. Not a metaphorical dragon. Not a cute, cartoon dragon you’d knit sweaters for. Oh no. This dragon was glorious and also mildly ticked off. Its scales gleamed a vicious green and red—so festive it looked like it should sit on top of a tree. Instead, it perched atop the shattered remnants of its giant ornament-egg and said, in a deep, gravelly voice: “WHO. SUMMONED. ME?” The forest fell silent. Even the squirrels paused mid-nut. Somewhere, a snowman fainted. Unfortunately, the answer was: nobody. Like most human problems, the summoning had been a group effort involving Karen from HR’s holiday party antics and Greg’s terrible idea of making a “pagan bonfire moment.” “Ugh,” the dragon said, looking around with eyes that flickered like Christmas lights on the fritz. “What century is this? Why does everything smell like peppermint and regret?” Enter: A Hero (Sort Of) This is where Marvin comes in. Marvin was not brave. He was not handsome. He was not even particularly sober. He was just a guy who’d wandered into the woods after his cousins roasted his ugly Christmas sweater. Marvin, clutching his half-empty eggnog, stumbled upon the dragon. “Whoa,” Marvin said. “That’s… that’s a big lizard.” “Excuse me?” said the dragon, its wings flaring dramatically. Marvin squinted up at it, swaying a little. “Are you, like, a metaphor for capitalism?” “I AM CALDERYX, DESTROYER OF WORLDS!” the dragon roared, snowflakes swirling wildly around it. “...AND POSSIBLY A HOLIDAY MIRACLE, IF YOU PLAY YOUR CARDS RIGHT.” Marvin frowned, thinking hard. “So… you’re here to ruin Christmas?” “Oh no,” Caldyrex replied. “I’m here to fix it. Humanity has clearly forgotten how to celebrate properly. You’ve turned it into cheap sweaters, lukewarm fruitcake, and terrible carols sung in high-pitched nasal tones.” Marvin blinked. “I mean, yeah. That tracks.” The Dragon’s Christmas Reform Plan What followed was the weirdest Christmas Eve of all time. With Marvin as his reluctant wingman, Caldyrex instituted his Great Christmas Overhaul, or as Marvin called it, “Festivus for the Damned.” Step 1: Ban the song “Feliz Navidad” after its third repeat. Step 2: Melt every fruitcake into a gooey lava pit for good measure. Step 3: Replace fake Christmas cheer with something better. “What’s better?” Marvin asked, confused. Caldyrex exhaled a plume of fire that ignited a nearby pine tree into a blazing spectacle of light and shadow. “Chaos. And also real joy. Have you ever seen someone open an unexpected gift and scream ‘HOW DID YOU KNOW?’ That’s Christmas, Marvin. THAT'S MAGIC.” Marvin couldn’t argue with that. The Surprise Ending At midnight, Caldyrex declared his mission complete. People across the village woke up to find mysterious, personalized gifts on their porches. Karen from HR got noise-cancelling headphones. Greg got a Latin dictionary and a restraining order from all bonfires. And Marvin? Marvin woke up in his living room to a brand-new sweater—one that said “The Dragon’s Favorite Human.” He smiled, despite himself. As for Caldyrex, the dragon slipped back into his ornament-egg with a satisfied sigh. “Until next year, Marvin,” he said, disappearing into a burst of golden light. “Keep the magic alive.” Marvin raised his eggnog in salute. “Merry Christmas, big guy.” The Moral of the Legend Every Christmas since, the legend of Caldyrex has spread in hushed, slightly tipsy tones. If your holiday feels too predictable—if you’ve heard “Jingle Bell Rock” one time too many—keep an eye out for a shimmering ornament that seems to hum with its own warmth. Because sometimes, Christmas magic isn’t soft and twinkly. Sometimes, it’s a dragon that yells at you to do better. And honestly, we probably deserve it.    Bring the Legend Home If you’ve fallen in love with the story of Caldyrex, The Dragon of the Christmas Grove, you can bring a little magic (and snarky holiday cheer) into your home. Explore these featured products inspired by the legendary scene: Tapestry: Transform your walls with the glow and grandeur of the Christmas Dragon. Canvas Print: A stunning masterpiece to capture the magic year-round. Puzzle: Piece together the legend one glowing scale at a time. Greeting Card: Send a little holiday chaos with a dragon-approved message. Celebrate the season with a twist of magic and a dash of fire. Caldyrex would approve.

by Bill Tiepelman

Sentinel of the Sky and Stone

Amid an endless expanse of jagged peaks and cloud-choked skies, there stood a creature born of two worlds. His name was lost to the ages, but the people of the valley called him The Sentinel — a being where earth and sky converged, and where the struggles of man were whispered in silent winds. He was no ordinary eagle. His feathers were the ridges of mountains, strong and unyielding, carved by millennia of time and storm. Clouds clung to his form, weaving through his plumage like misted breath, and his gaze — piercing, golden — bore witness to countless generations that passed below. He had watched empires rise and collapse like sandcastles against tides, seen the fierce fires of war smothered by the rains of peace, and heard the footsteps of countless dreamers wandering the world in search of something more. But The Sentinel was not born a legend. His journey, like the crags of the mountains he called his own, had been rough and unrelenting. The Rise of the Sentinel Once, far before his ascension, he had been an eaglet struggling to break free of his shell — weak, fragile, and afraid. Every crack he made with his beak felt like a Herculean effort, and there were moments when he almost surrendered. “Perhaps it is better to stay where it’s safe,” he thought. But deep within, a voice — silent yet certain — pushed him onward: “Greatness does not wait for comfort.” With one final strike, the shell splintered, and the world opened before him. It was vast, wild, and indifferent to his tiny form. The winds threatened to tear him from the cliffs, and hunger gnawed at him when the skies yielded nothing. Yet he learned. He learned to ride the fiercest gales, his wings growing strong as he let the storms shape him. He learned patience — waiting for the right moment, the precise strike, to claim the life that would feed him. And he learned courage, soaring ever higher, until the sun painted his back in gold and shadows trailed like banners. In time, he became more than just an eagle. The trials of survival gave him fortitude; the climb through unyielding skies granted him determination. Yet his greatest trial still lay ahead. The Mountain That Could Not Be Conquered It was said that no creature could reach the highest peak — The Crown of Heaven — where the air was so thin that life could not endure. Many had tried, and many had fallen, their bones claimed by crevices and forgotten winds. For what mortal being could defy both gravity and the gods? But The Sentinel, now older and stronger, looked upon the peak and felt the pull of destiny. “It is not conquest I seek,” he whispered to the sky. “It is truth.” And so, he began his climb. The ascent was merciless. The winds howled like beasts, clawing at his wings, forcing him back. His vision blurred, ice clung to his feathers, and exhaustion made his chest ache. Each flap of his wings felt heavier than the last. Doubt echoed in his mind like ghostly voices: “Turn back. It is not meant for you.” But in those moments of despair, he remembered his shell, the storms, and the hunger. He remembered every time the world had told him he was small, weak, or unworthy. He rose higher, one beat of his wings at a time, until the clouds fell beneath him and the sky turned an impossible shade of blue. At last, he reached The Crown of Heaven. The View From Above The air was thin, but his spirit soared. For the first time, he saw the world as it truly was — a tapestry of peaks, valleys, and endless horizons. The struggles of men seemed so distant, yet he understood their weight. He had borne them himself. And there, at the pinnacle, he became more than an eagle. He became a symbol — of persistence, of strength, and of the unshakable resolve that lives in all who dare to reach for what others call impossible. The winds that once fought against him now carried his cry, spreading it across the world. And below, in the valleys, the people looked up. For in the silhouette of the eagle-mountain, they saw their own struggles reflected back at them. “If he can rise, so too can I.” Inspiration Carved From Stone The Sentinel remains there to this day, perched between earth and sky. Travelers speak of his presence in hushed tones, a guardian whose gaze reminds them of the power hidden within their hearts. His wings are still mountains, his form eternal, and his story a testament to what lies beyond fear: Fortitude. Determination. Truth. And for those who look upon his towering form, they know — no matter how rough the climb, no matter how fierce the winds — the summit awaits those who do not stop. The Call As the sun sets behind the peaks and darkness claims the world, the last rays of gold dance upon The Sentinel’s eye. He looks down, not as a judge but as a mentor, his voice carried by the wind: “Rise.”     Explore the Image Archive: “Sentinel of the Sky and Stone” is available for prints, downloads, and licensing through our Image Archive. Bring this breathtaking artwork into your space or project and experience its message of fortitude and determination every day. View the artwork here →

by Bill Tiepelman

Tiny Whispers in a Dandelion Field

In a sun-dappled meadow where dandelions danced, the tiniest ruler you’d ever meet lounged against a bloom twice her size. Her name was Tully, and she was not your average faerie. No, Tully had sass—a kind of “kick your ankle if you annoy me” attitude, wrapped in lace and woodland whimsy. Her hair, silver and shining like threads of moonlight, flowed down her back, and atop her head sat a green knitted hat, bedecked with wildflowers and clumsy ladybugs who never quite understood the concept of personal space. “Oi, Frank!” Tully barked at one particularly persistent ladybug trying to climb into her ear. “You’ve got the whole damn meadow. Why is it always me?” The ladybug, of course, said nothing—being a bug and all—but it paused long enough for Tully to flick it gently with one slender finger. It tumbled onto a dandelion puff below, where it landed with an indignant huff, or so she imagined. Tully smirked and stretched out, propping herself up on one elbow. “All hail Queen Tully,” she said to no one in particular. “Ruler of the Dandelions, Master of Sass, and Annoyer of All Things Tiny.” The Business of Whimsy Tully’s meadow was no ordinary patch of grass—it was alive with secrets. The dandelions whispered to the wind, carrying gossip from root to root, while clover leaves plotted the overthrow of taller flowers. “The daisies are getting uppity,” Tully said one afternoon to a tuft of grass. “I saw one turn its head to follow the sun like it owns the place. Bloody show-offs.” The grass offered no opinion, of course, but it rippled with wind-driven laughter. Life as a meadow faerie wasn’t all sunshine and ladybugs. There were thorns to avoid, bees that got too friendly, and the occasional giant human stomping through like they owned the place. Tully despised humans. Well… most humans. There was one who visited sometimes—a woman with paint-stained hands and a notebook full of scribbles. She’d sit in the meadow’s edge, daydreaming, humming softly to herself. Tully would watch her from the safety of a dandelion stalk, arms crossed, chewing on a blade of grass. “She’s alright, I s’pose,” Tully muttered one day, her cheeks turning a faint pink. “For a giant.” The ladybugs knew better than to comment. The Trouble with Wishes One particularly blustery afternoon, Tully was orchestrating her favorite hobby—dandelion wish sabotage. Humans blew on dandelion puffs, thinking their wishes floated up to the stars. Tully, being the mischievous sprite she was, intercepted most of those wishes for quality control. “What’ve we got today?” she said, snatching a stray seed mid-air. She pressed it to her ear as if listening. “A pony? For heaven’s sake. That’s not original.” She let the seed go with a sigh. “Rejected.” Another seed floated past, and she caught it deftly. This time she heard, “I wish for true love.” “Ugh. Humans are so predictable,” she groaned. “Why not wish for something cool? Like a pet dragon or endless cheese?” Still, Tully tucked the seed into her hat. “Fine. This one gets approved. I’m not heartless.” The Intruder Just as she was settling in to mock more wishes, a shadow passed overhead. Tully froze. Shadows were bad news in a faerie meadow. Shadows meant giants. And this giant was stomping through her field, dandelions snapping underfoot like twigs. “OH, COME ON!” Tully shot up, fists on her hips, shouting at the oblivious intruder. “DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW LONG IT TAKES TO GROW THOSE?” Of course, the human couldn’t hear her—she was too busy plucking flowers. Tully narrowed her emerald eyes, grabbed her trusty twig staff, and marched straight up to the human’s boot. “Oi, tall one!” she bellowed. “STOP YANKING MY FLOWERS!” The human, of course, still didn’t hear. But in a moment of perfect irony, the woman dropped to her knees, her eyes scanning the dandelions as if she were searching for something. Tully froze. The human’s gaze lingered dangerously close to her. For one wild second, Tully thought she’d been seen. “You don’t see me. You don’t see me,” she whispered like a chant. The human’s eyes moved past her, and Tully exhaled in relief, flopping backward onto a dandelion puff. The seeds exploded around her in a flurry, catching the light in little floating stars. Tully grinned, holding up a single seed. “” The Queen at Rest As the sun dipped low and the meadow turned gold, Tully reclined on her favorite dandelion, her hat pulled low over her eyes. The ladybugs clambered around her like devoted subjects, and the dandelions hummed soft lullabies in the breeze. “It’s a hard life, ruling this meadow,” Tully said with a sleepy yawn. “But someone’s got to do it.” And so she dozed off, queen of the dandelions, champion of wishes, and sassiest faerie you’d never see. The meadow sighed around her, peaceful once again, until tomorrow—when the ladybugs would need scolding, the humans would need mocking, and the whispers of dandelion seeds would need judging. After all, someone had to keep the magic in line.    Bring Tully's Magic Home Let the whimsical charm of "Tiny Whispers in a Dandelion Field" add a touch of magic to your space! Whether you’re looking to adorn your walls, cozy up with a pillow, or carry a bit of enchantment wherever you go, Tully has you covered. Canvas Print – A stunning addition to your walls, perfect for dreamers and nature lovers. Tapestry – Turn any room into a meadow of magic with this captivating wall decor. Throw Pillow – Snuggle up with Tully’s sass and let the dandelions whisk you off to sleep. Tote Bag – Carry a bit of faerie charm on all your adventures. Discover the full collection and let Tully’s tiny whispers bring a smile to your day!