Enchanted Forest

par Bill Tiepelman

Guardian of the Painted Feathers

The Night the Forest Blinked The forest didn’t go dark; it went quiet—the kind of hush that makes even the moths put on slippers. High on a braid of oak limbs, the Guardian of the Painted Feathers opened her eyes, and the night opened with her. Her name—rarely spoken, because respect doesn’t always need syllables—was Seraphine Quill, an owl whose plumage held more color than a market full of unruly scarves. Blues that remembered rain. Ambers with opinions. Petal-pink sighs. She was a woodland guardian with the posture of a librarian and the patience of a saint who drinks espresso. Tonight, the silence had a shape. Something was sipping saturation from the world, the way a bored god might swirl a spoon in the teacup of creation. Seraphine heard it before she saw it: that thin sound, like a violin string tuned to “uh-oh.” She rotated her head in a slow, scandalized arc—owls are basically swivel chairs with talons—and let her gaze travel the understory. The enchanted forest breathed in patterns: fern-ripple, blossom-rustle, fox-sigh, cricket-one-two-three. But beyond the chrysanthemums and the gossiping mushrooms (who, frankly, shouldn’t be trusted with anything you wouldn’t spray with vinegar), a gray smear drifted between the trunks. “Absolutely not,” Seraphine murmured. Her voice was low and velvet and contained enough authority to make a wolf apologize to its shadow. She dropped from the branch and rode a column of cool air, her colorful feathers catching star-light like tiny stained-glass windows. Flowers turned as she passed—flirting, mostly. The peonies were hopeless. She landed near the old root where the forest kept its secrets. A fox emerged, eyes bright with the kind of anxiety only foxes and human poets truly cultivate. “Guardian,” he said, tail doing the nervous metronome. “The color thief is back. I chased it, but it kept… not being.” Seraphine clicked her beak once, which in owl language meant: I believe you; also, hydrate. “You did well, Vesper. Go home. Guard your den and your kits. No heroics. Leave the dramatics to the bird with better eyeliner.” Vesper squinted at her. “Is it weird that I find you reassuring and vaguely terrifying?” “Correct on both counts.” She fluffed her chest and every hue sharpened, like the forest took a breath and remembered its opinions. This was Seraphine’s first gift: nocturnal protector of saturation, conductor of chroma. Where she blinked, colors woke up and behaved like themselves. The gray smear crept closer, as if curious, as if trying on the idea of existing. The air cooled in that specific way that makes you suddenly aware of your knuckles. Where the smear passed, violets turned to etiquette-violating beige. A fern folded its own memo and forgot what it wanted to say. “Name yourself,” Seraphine called, voice ringing against bark and moon. “And if you don’t have a name, darling, that’s your first problem.” No answer. Only that violin-string sound, a whine pitched at the uneasy place behind the eyes. The smear reached for a cluster of late roses, and the petals dulled like old coins. Seraphine stepped forward, one talon at a time, and the roses blushed back to themselves. She wasn’t just blocking the thing; she was repainting the night. From the left came a flutter of chaos: three moths in formalwear, the sort who subscribe to niche magazines. “Guardian!” they chorused. “There’s a leak in the moonlight two clearings over; we are beside ourselves and we do not have enough selves for this.” “Tell the bats to hang tight and practice their vowels,” Seraphine said. “We’ll fix the leak after we plug this vacuum cleaner of gloom.” She turned back to the smear. “I know you,” she said softly. “You’re the Unraveling—entropy with social anxiety.” The smear quivered, then tried to be five inches to the right. Seraphine’s feathers shimmered—turquoise slipping into citrine, aubergine into ember—until the owl art print the world would one day hang on a gallery wall felt like it had been born in that moment. She reached into herself for her second gift, one she used sparingly because it tended to attract myths: the voice that convinced shadows to tell the truth. “Why do you eat color?” she asked. “Speak, little hunger.” It didn’t speak, exactly. It threw images at her: a rain-soaked palette left out overnight; a child’s crayon snapped in an argument with gravity; a blank page that had never been brave. Seraphine tasted the loneliness in it—the awkward, shy ache of things that never learned how to be vibrant without apology. She softened. It’s hard to stay mad when the monster turns out to be a diary that learned to walk. “Listen,” she said, wings mantling. “This forest needs every audacious shade it can muster. Saturation is a promise, not a crime. You can travel with me and learn hunger with manners, or I can put you in a jar labeled ‘Absolutely Not’ and bury you under the sassiest hydrangea in existence. Decide quickly.” The smear hesitated. From the branches above, a chorus of small minds—sparrows, finches, one judgmental wren—leaned in. Even the cicadas stopped crunching their existential chips. In that pause, Seraphine felt the forest teeter, like a teacup on the edge of a desk during an emphatic email. At her feet, the roses tested their own perfume as if to say, We’re rooting for you, dear; don’t make us display our thorns. A breeze crept in, tasting of mint and rumor, and lifted the fringe of Seraphine’s face like a crown considering its options. She took a breath, layered with pine and a whisper of thunder, and began the old work—the art older than art—the dance of keeping things bright. She moved in a slow circle around the smear, talons whispering on bark, voice low. “Repeat after me,” she coaxed. “I am not a void; I am a frame.” Something in the smear steadied. It gathered itself like a shy person in a thrift-store mirror and took on the faintest blush of color, as if courage were a pigment. A faint blue—one that remembered ponds—rippled across its edge. Seraphine nodded, the tilt small and queenly. Frames do not devour paintings; frames insist the painting be seen. Branches creaked above. The old oak—Elder Root, who slept like a landlord—spoke in a voice that sounded like contracts made with rain. “Guardian,” he rumbled, “does your mercy have room for what forgets itself?” “My mercy has room for the chronically uncertain,” Seraphine replied. “If it misbehaves, we’ll try consequences after compassion. That’s the sequence. Otherwise, what are we protecting—color, or dignity?” Elder Root considered, which took a number of centuries and also six seconds. “Proceed.” Seraphine leaned closer to the smear, warm and terrifying as a sunrise with great eyebrows. “Stay,” she commanded. “Learn. You will not sip a single shade without asking. You will send me a polite whisper for anything bolder than taupe. We begin with blues at dawn. The frogs will supervise; they’re bureaucrats at heart.” She lowered her voice. “And if you try nonsense, darling, I will turn you into a tasteful border around a fantasy forest tea menu and serve you chamomile forever.” The smear shivered. Then—miracle with a sheepish grin—it folded. Not gone, not defeated. Simply… outlined. A thin band of slate—now clearly a frame—stayed where it was placed, humming softly like a cat pretending it’s not purring. The air rushed back into itself. Colors sighed and went dramatic, as colors do when they realize they almost became a metaphor for austerity. Across the clearing, the chrysanthemums applauded with the modesty of fireworks. The moth trio lit a celebratory lantern that turned out to be a glowworm with feelings; apologies were made. Vesper the fox returned with a beleaguered vole and a pie made of blackberries and ambition. Someone struck up a cricket jazz standard. For a dangerous minute, the night felt like a party. Seraphine took her place on the branch again, a majestic owl painting made real, her vibrant feather detail pulsing like the heartbeat of the grove. She closed one eye, then the other, letting the scene filter through the wisdom between. The frame waited, obedient and a little proud. The forest breathed, saturated and brave. But peace is not the same as safety. A wind blew from the north—dry, broom-swept, carrying a smell like burnt promises. On the horizon, beyond the hills that wore the moon like a brooch, something rose that wasn’t a storm and wasn’t a mountain. It had architecture. It had ambition. It had lawyers. Seraphine’s claws tightened around the bark until the tree hummed comfort up to her bones. “Oh,” she said to the night, to the framed hunger, to the moths dusting their anxieties with glitter. “It’s one of those nights.” High above, an owl with painted plumage and a timetable of miracles opened both eyes. She lifted her head and let the moonlight show off. If the forest had to face what was coming, it would face it in full color, with extra sass and a hopeful heart. That, after all, is what guardians are for: not to keep the world from changing, but to make sure it changes without losing its palette. And from the north, the first note of the next trouble arrived—long, legal, off-key. The Committee of Acceptable Shades By dawn, Seraphine Quill had already given the smear its first lesson in responsible blueness. It went surprisingly well, once she bribed it with dew. But owls rarely have the luxury of lingering victories. Because by the time the second cricket rehearsal ended and Vesper had passed out from pie-related hubris, the north wind brought with it an entourage. They weren’t storms. They weren’t spirits. They were bureaucrats. Which is to say: worse. A thunder of parchment flapped into the clearing, pages bound by red ribbons, fluttering like the wings of a thousand passive-aggressive butterflies. And from that cyclone of clauses emerged the Committee of Acceptable Shades—tall, gangly silhouettes with clipboards where faces should be. Each clipboard bore a single rectangle of gray: flat, unyielding, and smug. Their leader’s rectangle read “Taupe, Standardized.” “Guardian,” the head figure intoned, its voice like two staplers mating. “You have been operating without a license to distribute vibrancy. All saturation above Pantone 3268-C must be surrendered immediately for recalibration. Non-compliance will result in monochrome sanctions.” The forest gasped. A violet fainted, a sunflower cursed under its breath. Even the glowworm that had been impersonating a lantern dimmed in horror. Seraphine fluffed her feathers until the dawn light ricocheted through her like stained glass at a rave. “Sanctions?” she said, sweet and sharp. “Darling, the only thing you’ll sanction here is your own relevance.” The fox, Vesper, rubbed sleep from his eyes and squinted at the clipboard-faces. “Wait, are those… lawyers?” “Worse,” Seraphine replied. “They’re design consultants.” The Committee advanced, clipboards glowing faintly with the power of overused Helvetica. The leader snapped its ribbon like a whip. “We offer a deal,” it said. “Surrender the unauthorized hues. You may keep beige, cream, and a very modest mint green if used only in moderation. Otherwise, we will strip your spectrum clean.” Seraphine blinked slowly. Owls are masters of the long blink—it’s like sarcasm made visual. “Beige?” she whispered. “Mint in moderation? You walk into my forest—the one I’ve bled starlight to protect—and you dare reduce it to a waiting room wall?” The Committee rustled nervously. One of the lesser silhouettes fumbled its papers and a faint splash of lavender slipped free before being recaptured. Seraphine saw it. The smear-turned-frame saw it. Even the moths saw it, though they pretended to be too sophisticated. She pounced on the slip like a cat in Prada heels. “There it is,” she declared. “Proof! You keep color for yourselves while rationing the rest of us like misers at a confetti party. Don’t preach balance when your clipboards bleed hypocrisy.” Gasps rippled through the undergrowth. The Committee faltered. For the first time, the forest felt the truth: that color rationing wasn’t order; it was theft disguised as neatness. Seraphine turned her back deliberately, tail feathers splayed in a way that screamed majestic defiance. She addressed the crowd of ferns, roses, and startled beetles. “Colors, hear me. They would make you ashamed of being bold. They’d have you believe beige is safer, taupe is respectable, and neon only belongs on karaoke flyers. But you were born audacious. You were painted reckless. This forest is not a cubicle—it is a cathedral. And cathedrals deserve stained glass, not frosted panels of standardized taupe!” The roses cheered with thorns out. The fox howled. Even Elder Root shook his branches, sending down a shower of acorns like emphatic applause. The smear-frame pulsed, a faint ripple of aquamarine sliding across its edge, as if it too wanted to belong. The Committee recoiled. Their clipboards quivered, rectangles of gray rippling with a hint of fear. “This is irregular,” hissed the leader. “We must consult… higher management.” “Do that,” Seraphine said. “But know this: while you file your memos and sharpen your monochrome, my forest will keep its hues. And should you return with chains for color, I’ll repaint your clipboards into rainbows so gaudy, you’ll wish you’d died beige.” The Committee dispersed in a flurry of papers, vanishing into the northern horizon like a bad newsletter. The silence they left behind was fragile, but the forest filled it with cautious song. Petals brightened. Leaves stretched. The smear-frame hummed like a child reciting its first poem. Vesper padded closer, eyes gleaming. “You know they’ll come back, right? With more paperwork. Maybe even PowerPoints.” Seraphine gave a dark, velvety chuckle. “Then we’ll need allies. The brighter, the bolder, the sassier, the better. This fight isn’t just about keeping our colors. It’s about refusing to apologize for them.” She spread her wings, hues exploding across the dawn like a rebellion with feathers. And somewhere beyond the horizon, higher management stirred. The kind of management that didn’t just ration colors—they patented them. The kind that painted skies gray for profit. The kind that, if Seraphine wasn’t careful, would rewrite the forest in grayscale footnotes. The Color Cartel The first rumor arrived on raven wings. Not the polite, note-taking ravens, mind you. These were the sarcastic ones who couldn’t tell a secret without adding commentary. “Guardian,” croaked the lead raven, perching dramatically on Elder Root’s shoulder, “the Color Cartel is mobilizing. They’ve sent cease-and-desist letters to sunsets and threatened to repossess rainbows. One rainbow in particular is suing for emotional damages.” Seraphine narrowed her eyes. “So they’re moving from bullying flowers to bankrupting horizons. How tedious.” She ruffled her feathers, throwing sparks of chartreuse and garnet into the morning air like a fireworks display with opinions. “Tell them we’ll be hosting a festival—of pigments too impossible to patent.” The raven tilted his head. “A festival? You’re going to fight a cartel with… glitter?” “Not glitter,” she said. “Wonder.” The Festival of Impossible Pigments Within days, the forest transformed. Mushrooms glowed with colors they’d been hiding out of shyness. Ferns sprouted leaves edged in hues only bees could name. The foxes painted their tails with ultraviolet streaks visible only to the honest. Vesper strutted like he’d invented confidence. The moths threw a runway show, modeling outfits so dazzling even the cicadas forgot to be obnoxious for five minutes. And then came Seraphine. She took the central perch, feathers flaring into shades no mortal palette had cataloged: the green of laughter echoing in a canyon, the violet of secrets kept under pillows, the gold of forgiveness after a fight. These weren’t colors—they were confessions wearing light. The crowd gasped, cheered, cried, and danced all at once. The festival was not merely a celebration; it was defiance given wings. Naturally, that’s when the Color Cartel showed up. They arrived in uniforms the shade of lawyer breath—a beige so dull it could cancel joy at twenty paces. Their leader, a tall figure in a robe stitched entirely of contracts, stepped forward. Its voice rattled like a stapler in heat. “Cease this unauthorized saturation. Effective immediately. Or we’ll desaturate your forest into compliance.” Seraphine tilted her head, slow and regal. “You’re welcome to try,” she said, her eyes glowing with every shade of defiance. “But understand this: you can’t copyright awe. You can’t trademark wonder. And if you so much as sneeze on a violet, I will personally repaint your robes with hues so bright they’ll burn your retinas into optimism.” The crowd roared. The smear-frame pulsed aquamarine, then emerald, then—miracle of miracles—crimson. It had found its courage at last. The ravens dive-bombed with sarcasm, distracting the Cartel’s enforcers. Foxes stole their staplers. The moth runway show pivoted into a battle catwalk, dazzling the enemy with avant-garde sparkle. Elder Root dropped acorns like meteors. Even the hydrangea got in on it, shouting, “Tasteful border, my petals!” before walloping a Cartel goon with a bouquet. The Last Laugh of the Guardian The battle was loud, ridiculous, and deeply satisfying. Contracts tore. Beige unraveled. The Cartel’s robes faded until they were nothing more than dull shadows too embarrassed to linger. Seraphine soared overhead, every wingbeat painting the sky with a new declaration: Hope is not negotiable. When the dust settled (and the moths finished their encore strut), the forest was brighter than ever. The smear-frame, once ashamed of its hunger, now shimmered proudly at the edge of the clearing—no longer a void, but a window into possibility. It hummed softly, like a promise learning to sing. Seraphine perched on Elder Root again, gazing over her domain. “Well,” she said, smoothing a rebellious feather. “That was fun. Who’s up for pie?” The fox groaned. “Please. No more pie.” The ravens cackled. The flowers blushed. Even the cicadas clapped their wings, though badly off-beat. And in the center of it all, Seraphine, Guardian of the Painted Feathers, closed her eyes. For tonight, the colors were safe. Tomorrow, bureaucracy might return. But she’d be ready—with sass, with feathers, and with a hope too radiant to ration. Because guardians don’t just protect. They remind the world to stay audacious. Epilogue They say if you wander deep into that forest on a moonlit night, you’ll see her: an owl shimmering with impossible hues, watching with eyes that could outwit empires. If you’re lucky, she’ll wink. If you’re unlucky, she’ll assign you to hydrangea duty. Either way, you’ll leave brighter than you came.     Bring the Guardian Home The legend of Seraphine, the Guardian of the Painted Feathers, doesn’t have to live only in story. Her brilliant hues and defiant spirit can brighten your own space, wrapping your world in the same audacity she gifted the forest. Imagine her gaze watching over your home, her plumage spilling color into your days—a reminder that hope and sass are always worth protecting. Choose how you’d like to welcome her: Framed Print — perfect for gallery walls or living spaces that crave bold energy. Canvas Print — a textured, painterly feel that makes the Guardian’s feathers look alive. Tote Bag — carry the Guardian with you as a daily protector of both your belongings and your style. Fleece Blanket — curl up under her wings of impossible color and warmth. Greeting Card — share the Guardian’s hope and humor with friends who could use a reminder to stay bold. Whichever form you choose, the Guardian is ready to perch in your world, infusing it with the same defiant beauty she used to save her forest. Bring her home, and let every glance remind you that your colors deserve to shine.

par Bill Tiepelman

Guardian Cub of Enchanted Realms

The Branch, the Bright Eyes, and the Bad Timing The first rule of the Enchanted Forest is simple: don’t lick anything that glows. The second rule is more of a gentle suggestion—try not to insult the wildlife, especially if it has wings large enough to fan you like a celebrity at a summer gala. I broke both rules within ten minutes. I was tracking a strand of sunset that had slipped between the trees—a lazy, honey-gold ribbon that pooled across a moss-covered branch. That’s when I saw her: a winged snow leopard cub, all spotted velvet and impossible featherwork, perched like a secret the forest had been dying to tell someone with the right kind of ears. Her eyes were the glassy blue of mountain air, bright enough to make the shadows admit they’d been exaggerating. “Hello,” I said, because this is what you say to miracles if you’re polite and over thirty-five. “You’re not in the product catalog.” The cub blinked slowly—the feline equivalent of an elevator door that has decided it will not close while you are still telling your life story. A single feather unhooked from her wing and spiraled down, luminous as frost in candlelight. It landed on my boot and melted into a scent like snow at the moment it forgives the sun. You took your time, a voice said inside my head, breezy as chiffon. There’s a prophecy, and also a schedule. I looked around, because the etiquette of telepathy never really stuck with me. “You… talked?” Talked? Please. I upgraded to direct transfer after the owls kept live-tweeting my secrets. The cub stood, every tuft and whisker suddenly photo-real under the latticework of golden light. My name is Lumen. I’m a Guardian. Of the Realms. Junior edition. Probationary, technically. “Junior edition?” I repeated, because sometimes your brain just idles. I haven’t had my Ascension Nap. Bureaucracy. She flicked her tail, ringed like a moon seen through lace. But someone has to fix the tear between winter and summer, and the elders are allergic to urgency. I sat on the branch opposite her, careful not to test the load-bearing capacity of myth. The forest breathed around us—glow-mushrooms hemming the shadows, dust motes drifting like confetti that forgot the party ended in 1492. “So there’s a tear. In seasons.” In everything, really. Lumen stretched her wings, and the feathers drank the light before giving it back brighter. The Frostbound Choir thinks the world should be permanently iced—easy to manage, aesthetically consistent. The Ember Syndicate wants a forever-summer with more sizzle than sense. If they finish their tug-of-war, there’ll be no spring to fall into, no autumn to gather. No home for the enchanted forest or the quiet places where hope sprouts like weeds. “Let me guess,” I said, “you need a human who can follow instructions, keep calm under supernatural pressure, and absolutely not lick the glowing things.” Lumen tilted her head. Realistically? I need a human who can improvise. And who carries snacks. I offered a bag of trail mix with the air of a knight presenting a holy relic. She nosed it, selected exactly three almonds, and somehow made it a ceremony. You’re hired. Somewhere above us, a bough unspooled from shadow and dropped a drip of resin onto my forehead, the forest’s version of a notary stamp. The gold fleck spread warm across my skin and sank in, humming like a distant choir that had learned to keep its arrogance to a whisper. Contract sealed, Lumen said. Clause one: you will walk with me. Clause two: you will laugh when fear tries to be funny. Clause three: hope is not optional; it’s equipment. We moved along the branch like co-conspirators, the bark a patchwork of emerald and old stories. Beneath us, the forest opened into a clearing where sunbeams stitched the ground into a warm quilt. Dragonflies skimmed the light, wearing jeweled harnesses of dawn. I felt the world thicken with meaning, the way soup does when you’ve finally added enough potatoes. “Where are we going?” I asked. The seam, she said. Where winter leaks into summer and vice versa. We’ll patch it with laughter, ritual, and reckless competence. And possibly a needle made of moonlight. “Straightforward,” I said, bravely lying. “And the odds?” On paper? Unkind. In practice? Her eyes glimmered like ice deciding to behave. We’ll win by making better mistakes than our enemies. We entered the clearing—and the air split with a sound like glass learning to sing. The temperature plunged. Frost raced along the edges of leaves, sketching filigree so perfect it hurt to look at. On the far side, heat shimmered off the earth, the color of apricots and audacity. Between them, a silver rift unstitched the world from ankle to sky. “If this were a merch photo,” I muttered, “we’d call it Celestial Leopard vs. Art-Directed Catastrophe and sell prints until the moon filed for royalties.” Focus, beloved chaos, Lumen said, though I felt her amusement purr through my ribs. First, we listen. From the cold side came a thin, sacred harmony—voices stacked like icicles—sharp, beautiful, and merciless. From the hot side throbbed a bass-heavy chant that smelled of citrus and mischief, a music that would dance you into a good decision and then dare you to dance again. The two songs warred, and the rift widened by the width of my regret. “Can we… harmonize them?” I asked. Eventually, yes. Tonight? Lumen’s feathered ear twitched. We start smaller. The Choir sent a scout to intimidate us—do not be impressed. The trick with bullies is realizing how boring they are. Something stepped from the winter side: tall, cloaked in hoarfrost, antlers veined with trapped starlight. Its breath scribbled the air into equations that solved for despair. I felt my knees reconsider their career choices. “Name yourself,” the figure intoned, the syllables so cold they cracked. Before I could speak, Lumen hopped onto the midpoint of the branch like a child claiming a stage. I am Lumen, Guardian Cub of the Enchanted Realms, Assistant Manager of Miracles, and today’s customer service representative. You’ve violated seasonal policy, subsection ‘Don’t Be a Drama Blizzard.’ Kindly take a number. If a frost-wraith can look offended, this one achieved it with gusto. “You are a cub.” And you are late to your own downfall, Lumen said, fluffing to approximately twice her already fabulous volume. Behold my associate: human, resilient, snack-enabled. “Hi,” I said, because sometimes bravery just means showing up. I stepped forward and, without overthinking it, began to hum the warm song I’d heard leaking from the summer side. Not loudly—just enough to set the air vibrating like a list of good ideas. Heat ghosted across the clearing, a hum of peaches and sunset. The frost-wraith flinched. Yes, Lumen murmured. Hope is a temperature. The wraith hissed and raised both arms. Snow spiraled into a spear, elegant as malice. “You will be corrected.” “We prefer edited,” I said, and reached instinctively for Lumen. Her wing cupped my palm. A current ran through us—cold and hot and utterly right—like being plugged into the original power outlet of the world. Feathers flashed. The spear shattered into harmless glitter that fell as soft as applause. The rift shivered, surprised by our refusal to be predictable. The frost-wraith steadied. “Child,” it said to Lumen, “do you know who you are?” Lumen’s eyes went so bright the forest leaned closer. I am the savior no one scheduled, the joke fate tells to heal itself, and the Guardian who brings spring to the stubborn. She bared tiny, polite teeth. And I am not alone. The wraith stepped back toward the winter veil, reconsidering its life choices. It lifted one long finger. “Tomorrow, at moonrise. We end your hopeful nonsense.” “It’s not nonsense,” I said, voice steady for the first time. “It’s a plan.” The figure dissolved into falling frost that spelled a rude word in four languages, then blew away. The clearing exhaled. The rift still burned and glittered, but it no longer growled. Lumen sagged, suddenly just a cub with oversized promises. I knelt and pressed my forehead to hers. “We’re really doing this, aren’t we?” Oh, absolutely, she said, tail curling around my wrist like a bracelet I’d keep forever. Tomorrow we persuade a war to become a duet. Tonight we practice—and you’ll need to learn how to stitch moonlight without stabbing yourself in the optimism. “Is there a manual?” There’s a vibe, she said. And snacks. Don’t forget the snacks. The forest lights brightened in soft approval. Somewhere, the summer side laughed into the leaves; the winter side polished its pride to a shine. Between them, a small, winged celestial feline and a woman who had aged into her courage made a promise the world could hear if it wanted to. The Moonlight Needle and the Fine Art of Panic Morning in the Enchanted Forest has the decency to be both unrealistic and aggressively on-brand. The light doesn’t just shine; it drizzles down like melted sugar, pooling in the creases of bark and the hollows of moss. Birds trill arpeggios that would bankrupt Broadway if they ever sold tickets. And in the middle of it all, I woke up with a winged snow leopard cub standing on my chest, lecturing me about moonlight embroidery. Hold still, human, Lumen said, pawing through my pockets with the determined subtlety of a TSA agent. We need something sharp, something steady, and something profoundly unnecessary. “Like, say, a life coach?” I wheezed under her eight pounds of destiny. Funny, she deadpanned. No, we’re making a Needle of Moonlight. Frost rifts don’t close themselves, and celestial thread doesn’t exactly come prepackaged at the craft store. She leapt to the branch above, feathers brushing my cheek like the world’s fanciest alarm clock. The canopy still dripped silver from last night’s duel. Lumen gathered it the way children gather excuses—messy, abundant, and with suspicious joy. She nudged a thread of liquid light toward me. Hold it. It was cool, electric, and whisper-thin, like clutching a sigh before it could escape. My hands shook. “Feels fragile.” It is fragile. Like truth, or soufflé. Don’t drop it. She shaped her wings into a cradle, focusing, her eyes twin glaciers set on fire. The thread sharpened under her gaze until it gleamed needle-fine, humming with that particular frequency of things that rewrite the rules. “This is either witchcraft,” I muttered, “or the world’s most elaborate Etsy tutorial.” Both, Lumen said. Now, about the panic—you’ll need it. I blinked. “I thought you said hope was the equipment.” Yes, but panic is the engine. Hope without panic is a fairy tale. Panic without hope is a headline. Together? You get improvisation with teeth. We descended into the clearing where the rift still yawned, half winter, half summer. The air was drunk on contradictions—snowflakes sizzling into steam, leaves burning themselves back into green. The seam shimmered, wider than before, as though last night’s frost-wraith had returned home to file a complaint. “We’re early,” I whispered. The Choir’s icicle-hymn was faint, the Ember Syndicate’s bass-beat more like warm-up rehearsal than full brawl. Good, Lumen said. Gives us time to practice stitching. So I did what any reasonable person does when handed cosmic thread and told to patch the fabric of reality: I stabbed at the air like I was trying to embroider the world’s most judgmental pillow. The needle hummed, each puncture leaving behind a faint glow, as if the universe were politely humoring me. Straighter, Lumen urged. And with less apology. “I’m sorry!” I said, immediately proving her point. My hands trembled, the thread wobbled, and I accidentally stitched two snowflakes together. They fused into a butterfly made of frost and fire that immediately flew off to find an open mic night. The rift laughed at me in three languages. Better mistakes, human, Lumen said. Don’t aim for perfection; aim for hope that looks ridiculous until it works. So I stitched faster, clumsier, letting panic push my hands and hope steady them. The rift flickered, resisting, its silver edges sparking like an overcaffeinated welding torch. For a second, I thought we were making progress—until the Choir and the Syndicate noticed. From the frost side, figures emerged—antlered wraiths, dozens this time, their voices braiding into a blade of sound. From the ember side, silhouettes swayed, all heat and hips, their laughter oily with charm. They converged on the seam, each determined to rip it wider. “Lumen,” I hissed, “we have company.” Correction: we have audience. Her fur bristled, wings arched, every inch of her a celestial guardian who’d forgotten how small she was. Keep stitching. I’ll handle the dialogue. The first frost-wraith stepped forward, spear gleaming, voice slicing. “Child Guardian. You cannot resist the Choir.” I can resist anything, Lumen said sweetly, except free samples. The Syndicate’s lead swayed in next, dripping heat like perfume. “Darling cub, why bother with balance? Melt it all, let pleasure burn forever. Your human already sweats in our favor.” I wiped my forehead, mortified. “That’s… just genetics.” The Choir hissed. The Syndicate laughed. And I stitched faster, the seam glowing, shaking, resisting. My thread snagged, caught—and in that instant of clumsy panic, the rift jolted wider, a roar splitting the clearing. Frost and fire lashed out, colliding. The air filled with shards of ice and ribbons of flame, clashing so loud the trees covered their ears. The ground buckled. The rift was no longer a seam; it was a throat, screaming to swallow both seasons whole. Lumen leapt onto my shoulder, her eyes incandescent. It’s time for the climax, human. We’re done patching. Now we perform. “Perform?” I squeaked. We make them laugh and we make them sing—together. Or we’re all soup. The Choir surged forward. The Syndicate swayed closer. Frost and flame reached for each other, eager to annihilate. And I stood in the middle, clutching a moonlight needle that hummed like a joke I wasn’t ready to tell. “Do you even know the punchline?” I asked Lumen. No, she said, voice trembling with mischief and awe. But if we deliver it with enough hope, the world will write it for us.   The Punchline That Healed the World The rift howled like a cathedral organ in a fistfight with a nightclub subwoofer. Frost crystals needled my cheeks; heat licked my neck with the unsubtlety of a bad ex. Perform, Lumen had said, which is a charming way to describe bargaining with physics while two elemental unions boo you in stereo. I raised the moonlight needle like a conductor’s baton. Lumen hopped to my shoulder, a celestial feline with wings flared wide, her breath bright and steady. On the frost side, the Choir lined up their antlers and judgments. On the ember side, the Syndicate stretched like summer on a chaise, equal parts invitation and arson. My knees panicked. My heart hoped. Together, they discovered rhythm. “Okay,” I told the universe, “let’s make some better mistakes.” I beat a quiet three-count—tap, tap, tap—like rain learning manners. Lumen chimed in with a thrumming purr that tuned the clearing to the key of possible. The Choir’s leader sneered, which is tenor for I’m listening against my will. The Syndicate’s lead smirked, which is contralto for I’m listening, and you’re lucky I styled my hair. “Here’s the deal,” I said, voice shaking and a little theatrical. “You’ve both been singing solos so long you forgot harmony was invented to keep egos from ruining parties. Winter has structure. Summer has soul. The forest needs both—or we end up with either a museum you can’t touch or a dance floor that never closes and eventually smells like regret.” Lumen flicked her tail, a glittering metronome. New rule, she announced, her voice ringing to the canopy. You get a duet or you get nothing. The Choir hissed frost. The Syndicate hissed steam. A snowflake landed on my lip and evaporated into the taste of relics. I took a breath, lifted the needle, and stitched the first bar of twilight. Twilight is where the jokes land—half shadow, half confession. I jabbed and drew, jabbed and drew, the moonlight thread sketching an invisible staff across the air. Lumen sang—not words, but that belly-deep, spine-lit sound cats make when the world gets precisely the amount of attention it deserves. The Choir’s harmonics shivered toward us, cold and precise. The Syndicate’s percussion swaggered in, hot and shameless. “Together,” I said, and brought my baton down. What happened next was not polite. It was right. The Choir’s crystalline syllables didn’t break the Syndicate’s bass—they braided it, each sharp edge finding a groove to ride. The Syndicate didn’t melt the Choir’s architecture—they lifted it, turned corners into curves and rules into dance steps. Frost-lace unfurled in time with a velvet drumline. Heat shimmer traced runes over the brittle beauty, granting it pulse. I sewed like a mad saint. Lumen flew loops, wingbeats flicking accents into the score—here, here, here. The rift convulsed. Instead of widening, it listened. Silver edges curled under my thread like hems finally ready to be finished. I tied a knot of dawn at the far end—ridiculous, radiant—and felt the seam hold. The Choir’s leader stepped forward, antlers ringing like chilled crystal. “Blasphemy,” it whispered, but it sounded like reverence misfiled. The Syndicate’s lead swayed closer, soft heat blooming over my cold-stung skin. “Naughty,” she purred, but it sounded like bravo. Lumen landed between them, tail curling with queenly patience. You both claim to love the world, she said. Prove it by sharing custody. The clearing hushed. In that silence I heard the forest itself—the roots trading gossip with the rain, the ferns muttering choreographies, the old bark clicking its arthritic approval. Even the glow-mushrooms dimmed to let the moment breathe. The frost-wraith from last night emerged, sheathes of ice spiraling around its arms. It studied the repaired seam, then bowed, something ancient cracking free from its posture. “We hate mess,” it admitted. “But we hate absence more.” It raised its spear and—delicately, almost tenderly—touched the knot of dawn. The spear iced over with sunrise. The Syndicate’s lead pressed two fingers of flame to the other end of the seam. “We hate limits,” she said. “But we hate boredom more.” The flame cooled to a coppery glow that felt like the last good song at a wedding when everyone still has their shoes on. The rift closed. Not with a slam, but with a satisfied sigh, like a curtain drawn at the end of a show that knows it nailed the landing. Snow settled on one shoulder, heat kissed the other, and for once I didn’t feel split between opposites. I felt—ridiculously, entirely—at home in the enchanted forest. Then the trees began to clap. Not metaphorically—their leaves smacked in leafy applause, trunks thumped root to root like drum talk. Lumen tucked her wings and, to my considerable relief, laughed, the sound bright enough to vector-map my cynicism into confetti. “That’s it?” I asked, a little dazed. “We… did it?” We did it, she said, and then she collapsed into my arms like a furry comet that had discovered gravity’s seductive side. Her body went heavy with the luxurious surrender of safety. Ascension Nap, she mumbled. Don’t let anyone monologue while I’m out. I cradled her, breathing in the scent of snow that forgives the sun and pine that forgives the calendar. The Choir and the Syndicate stood together, awkward as exes at a bake sale. I cleared my throat. “So. Terms?” “We rotate,” said the frost-wraith. “We respect thresholds. No more raids into spring.” “We celebrate,” said the ember lead. “We bring festivals, not fires. No more tantrums in harvest.” “And if either of you cheats,” I added, because adulting is mostly adding consequences to poetry, “you answer to the Guardian Cub of Enchanted Realms—who bites gently but effectively—and to her human, who wields weaponized customer service and a very pointy needle.” A chorus of dignified grumbles signified acceptance. The treaty sealed itself with the same golden resin that had notarized my life yesterday. Lumen’s ear flicked in her sleep, as if signing in dream cursive. When she woke, dusk had purled the sky into silk. Her eyes opened, bluer than a promise. Feathers reshaped, brighter, an iridescent gradient that held both frost and fire without flinching. She yawned, showing a kitten’s teeth and an archangel’s work ethic. Title upgrade, she said, blinking at me. Guardian. No “junior.” They said I demonstrated “impact.” “I’ll be insufferable about this for months,” I said, and meant it. We took the long way back across the branches, past golden forest light pooled like honey in bark-bowls, past dragonflies that had traded their harnesses for halos. Everywhere we went, the world looked a bit more in focus—as if a lens had clicked from almost to exactly. My mind, always editing, framed and reframed: the curve of Lumen’s wing against moss, the delicacy of her paws, the pattern of her spots like constellations that never forgot their origin story. If I were the sort to make fantasy art prints and fine art wall decor (perish the thought), this would be the moment I’d sell hope in archival inks. We stopped in our original clearing. The branch that had first held her secret was warm now, forgiving. Lumen settled, and I sat beside her. It felt like sitting at the edge of a story that had finally decided to love its reader back. “Teach me,” I said, surprising myself with how easy the surrender sounded. “Not just the needlework. The… guardian stuff.” Lumen studied me with that gaze cats use to measure whether you’re suitable for promotion. Clause four, she said. You’ll collect ordinary miracles: hot tea at the exact right second, strangers who hold doors with their whole heart, children who decide a stick is a starship. You’ll inventory them. You’ll tell people. You’ll make it art so they remember. “I can do that,” I said. “I can do that with embarrassing enthusiasm.” She bumped her head against my arm. Clause five: you’ll rest. Heroes who refuse to nap are just villains with anxiety. I lay back on the branch, the canopy stitching itself into a quilt of patience. Lumen curled against my ribs, the weight of her a promise I hadn’t known to ask for. Across the newly-mended seam, winter prepped its lace and summer tuned its brass, each waiting for its solo in the symphony we’d forced them to remember. The forest breathed. The world, ridiculous and holy, held. And for the first time in a long time, I believed in a future that could be framed.   Epilogue, in which we keep receipts: The Choir now hosts austere winter concerts that end with hot chocolate so scandalously rich the Syndicate claps. The Syndicate throws summer festivals where every bonfire has a fire marshal in a snowflake lapel pin. The treaty stands, pestered by mischief and maintained by better mistakes. Lumen patrols the canopy like a sherbet-colored comet, and I follow with my moonlight needle tucked into a case labeled Hope, Heavy-Duty. We mend things. We tell jokes that fix small cracks. We make enchanted realm feel like a place you can visit just by breathing kindly at a tree. When people ask who saved the seasons, we shrug and say: we performed. If you ever find a feather on your windowsill that smells faintly of snow forgiving the sun, keep it. That’s Lumen signing your guestbook. That’s your reminder that hope is a temperature, balance is a duet, and some of the best miracles arrive disguised as a nap.     Bring the Guardian Home If the Guardian Cub of Enchanted Realms stirred something magical in you, you can carry a piece of that enchantment into your own world. This photo-realistic fantasy artwork has been transformed into stunning, high-quality merchandise that blends whimsy, majesty, and everyday usefulness. Adorn your walls with a Metal Print or a classic Framed Print, both designed to showcase the vivid details of the winged snow leopard cub beneath golden forest light. For those who prefer contemporary brilliance, the Acrylic Print adds depth and modern elegance to this celestial masterpiece. Carry a touch of magic with you by choosing the enchanted forest design on a practical Tote Bag or let the cub’s wisdom inspire your creativity with a Spiral Notebook. For those who dream big, wrap yourself in celestial comfort with a Duvet Cover that turns your resting place into a sanctuary guarded by hope itself. Every product preserves the intricate detail of the photo-realistic fantasy art—from the cub’s luminous blue eyes to the enchanted forest atmosphere—making it more than décor or utility; it’s a reminder that hope is a temperature, and balance is a duet worth framing. Explore the collection, and let the Guardian watch over your everyday spaces.

par Bill Tiepelman

Flame-Bird and Fang-Face

The Fire-Bird and the Fang-Fool Deep in the Whisperwood, where trees mutter rumors about squirrels and moss throws shade like a drag queen at brunch, lived a dragon named Fang-Face — though that wasn't his real name. His birth name was Terrexalonious the Third, but it didn’t exactly roll off the tongue mid-scream, so “Fang-Face” stuck. He was enormous, scaly, and charming in a "forgot-to-brush-his-fangs-for-five-centuries" kind of way. His eyes bulged with the constant manic energy of someone who’d consumed way too many enchanted espresso beans — which he absolutely had. Fang-Face had one obsession: jokes. Practical, mystical, elemental, existential — the type that’d make a philosopher cry into their goblet of fermented thought. The problem? The forest folk didn’t get him. His punchlines landed like soggy mushrooms on a wedding cake. No one laughed, not even the trees — and those things loved low-hanging fruit. Then came the phoenix. She burst into Fang-Face’s glade in a fiery swoop of sass and song, burning a rude shape into the moss as she landed. Her name was Blazette. Full name? Blazette Featherflame the Incorrigible. And incorrigible she was. She had talons sharp enough to slice through passive aggression and a beak that never shut up. Her feathers shimmered like molten sarcasm, and her laugh could peel bark off a pine at twenty paces. She was, as she put it, “too hot for these basic birch bitches.” Their first meeting went exactly as you'd expect two egos with no brakes to go. “Nice teeth,” Blazette smirked, hopping up onto a log. “Did your orthodontist have a vendetta against symmetry?” “Nice wings,” Fang-Face grinned. “You always this flammable, or is it just when you're talking?” They stared at each other. Tension crackled in the air like overcooked bacon. And then — chaos. Matching cackles erupted across the glade, echoing through the trees and terrifying a nearby deer into spontaneous leg yoga. It was love at first insult. From that day forward, the dragon and the phoenix became inseparable — mostly because nobody else could stand them. They filled the forest with mischief, misquotes, and midair roasting sessions (both literal and figurative). But something was coming. Something even more chaotic. Something with feathers, scales… and a grudge. And it all started with a stolen acorn. Or was it an enchanted egg? Honestly, both were shaped suspiciously alike, and Fang-Face had stopped labeling his snack stash centuries ago. Talons, Teeth, and a Terrible Idea Let’s rewind to the incident that flapped this whole mess into motion. It was a Tuesday. Not that weekdays mattered in Whisperwood — time was more of a loose suggestion there — but Tuesday had a vibe. A “let’s do something stupid and blame it on the cosmic alignment” kind of vibe. Fang-Face had just finished etching a caricature of a squirrel into a boulder using nothing but heat vision and mild resentment, when Blazette crash-landed through a vine-draped canopy carrying what appeared to be a large, glowing nut. “I stole an acorn,” she declared triumphantly, wings slightly smoking. “That’s... a Fabergé egg,” Fang-Face said, peering at it through the smoke. “I’m 90% sure it’s humming in Morse code.” “It was guarded by three talking mushrooms, a raccoon in a kimono, and something that kept chanting ‘do not disturb the egg of Moltkar.’ What do you think that means?” Fang-Face shrugged. “Probably nothing important. Forest’s always having an identity crisis.” He poked it with a claw. The egg hiccuped and glowed brighter. A faint whisper curled into the air: “Return me or perish.” “Ooooh,” Blazette grinned, “it talks! I call dibs!” They tucked the egg behind a boulder next to Fang-Face’s lava lamp collection and immediately forgot about it. That is, until night fell. That’s when the sky turned pink. Not a gentle cotton-candy pink. We’re talking retina-singeing, gum-chewed-by-a-unicorn pink. Trees began to sway rhythmically, like they were at a rave no one had been invited to. Somewhere in the distance, a kazoo played a single ominous note. “Did you hear that?” Blazette whispered, feathers twitching. “Yup,” Fang-Face nodded. “Either the egg’s waking up, or the forest’s been possessed by sentient interpretive dance.” They returned to the egg. Except it wasn’t an egg anymore. It had hatched. Kind of. Because what now sat in its place wasn’t a chick or a dragonling or even a mildly cursed puffball. It was… a goose. An extremely angry, six-foot-tall, glowing, telepathic goose wearing a tiara made of stars. “I AM MOLTINA, QUEEN OF THE REALM-BRINGER, DESTROYER OF PEACE, MOTHER OF MIGRATION!” the goose thundered, telepathically of course, because her beak never moved — it was too regal for articulation. Fang-Face blinked. “You’re adorable.” Blazette whispered, “I think we made a celestial oopsie.” “You dare call me adorable?!” Moltina flared, and the ground under them cracked like a cookie in a tantrum. “Ma’am,” Blazette said, stepping forward with her most diplomatic head tilt, “I’d like to formally apologize for stealing your… cosmic nesting space. I assumed it was a snack. You know. Because acorn-sized. And glowing. And snarky.” Moltina narrowed her eyes. “Your apology has been logged. For future mockery.” Now, Fang-Face was many things: dangerous, flamboyant, emotionally unavailable — but he was also clever in the way only someone with access to ancient scrolls and an unnecessary amount of free time could be. He started plotting. “Okay, Blazey,” he whispered later that night, as Moltina constructed a throne of enchanted pinecones, “what if we… adopted her?” “What?” “Hear me out. We raise her. Mold her. Channel that cosmic rage into interpretive dance or amateur pottery. She’ll never destroy the world if she’s emotionally codependent on us!” Blazette rubbed her temple. “That is the single most irresponsible idea I’ve ever heard, and I once tried to light a marshmallow with a spell from the Forbidden Tome of Flammable Regret.” “So that’s a yes?” She paused. “I mean... she is kind of fluffy.” And so it began. The rearing of Moltina. Queen of Cosmic Judgment. Now self-appointed “baby goose of mild chaos.” They taught her everything a young omnipotent avian needed to know: how to toast mushrooms without igniting their social anxiety, how to sass a unicorn into therapy, how to sing folk ballads about moss in three languages (one of them being interpretive sneezing). At first, things were actually... kind of adorable. Whisperwood warmed up to the trio. Mice threw them festivals. Badgers knit them passive-aggressive scarves. A dryad opened a juice bar in their honor. But of course, it didn’t last. Because you can't raise a storm without getting a little wet. And Moltina? She was a monsoon with opinions. And when a celestial goose decides it's time for a coronation... well, darling, you'd better have confetti. Or at least body armor. Coronation, Catastrophe, and Cosmic Clarity The forest had seen many strange things. A weeping willow that gossiped about everyone’s love life. A hedgehog cult that worshipped a vending machine. Even that one time a thundercloud got drunk on fermented pollen and ranted for three days about its divorce. But nothing — nothing — had prepared it for Moltina’s coronation. It began at dawn, as most dramatic events do, because golden lighting flatters everyone. The invitation had gone out in dreams, sung directly into the subconscious minds of all sentient life within a five-mile radius. The message? Simple: “Attend, or regret your vibe for eternity.” Fang-Face and Blazette had tried — tried — to keep it low-key. Some bunting, a reasonable amount of glitter explosions, just a few enchanted butterflies with tiaras. But Moltina had “a vision,” and unfortunately, that vision involved seven hundred floating crystal orbs, a choir of operatic possums, and a light show so intense it gave a willow tree anxiety-induced vertigo. “Why are the badgers spinning in synchronized circles?” Blazette whispered from her perch on the ceremonial perch-perch (don’t ask). “Did they rehearse this?” “I think they’re possessed,” Fang-Face muttered. “But politely.” Then the drums began. No one had brought drums. No one owned drums. And yet, somewhere in the heavens, rhythm had taken root. A path of glowing mushrooms unfurled across the clearing, forming a runway. And strutting down that runway, wings flared and tiara ablaze, came Moltina — her feathered form radiant, her eyes filled with unknowable power and the smugness of a goose that knew she was a main character. “Citizens of the Rooted Realms,” she projected directly into their minds, “today we gather to honor me. For I have grown beyond chickhood. I have eaten enlightenment and pooped stardust. I am ready to rule.” There was a beat of stunned silence. Then, someone sneezed confetti. Fang-Face, who had prepared a speech (against everyone’s better judgment), stepped forward. “We are honored, Your Quackiness,” he began. “Your radiant fluff has brought joy, confusion, and occasional structural damage to us all. May your reign be long, chaotic, and mildly threatening.” “Amen,” said Blazette, already sipping from a mug labeled “This is Fire Whiskey, Fight Me.” But, just as Moltina was about to ascend her throne — which was a floating platform made entirely out of recycled soap operas and gold leaf — something crackled in the distance. A ripple tore across the sky. The pink turned to violet. Time stuttered, like a hiccup in reality’s matrix. And into the glade stepped... another goose. This one was taller. Sleeker. Wearing a scarf that somehow screamed “I'm with HR.” “Oh hell,” Blazette groaned. “It’s the Bureau.” “The what-now?” Fang-Face asked, already flexing in case violence was needed. “The Celestial Avian Bureau of Order and Oopsies,” the new goose intoned, her voice a cold breeze across their minds. “I am Regulatory Agent Plumbella. I am here to investigate the unlawful hatching of Moltina, unauthorized coronation proceedings, and disturbance of multi-planar harmony.” “Unlawful hatching?!” Moltina squawked. “I AM THE FLAME OF ASCENSION! THE DESTINY-GOOSE OF LEGENDS!” “You were supposed to remain in cosmic stasis until the next galactic solstice,” Plumbella replied flatly. “Instead, you were poached out of your egg by a manic phoenix and a drama-lizard with caffeine issues.” Fang-Face raised a claw. “Objection. I’m more of a flamboyant chaos reptile, thank you.” “Doesn’t matter. The egg was sacred. The prophecy was clear: you were to bring balance to the celestial grid, not bedazzle the trees and start a jazz cult.” “It’s not a cult,” Moltina hissed. “It’s an enthusiasm-based goose movement!” “You summoned a cloud shaped like your own face that cries glitter,” Plumbella deadpanned. “That cloud has feelings!” Things escalated quickly. There was a dance-off. A very intense magical trivia round. At one point, Moltina and Plumbella battled in interpretive combat, using choreographed honks and feather-daggers woven from sarcastic wind. The forest held its breath. The frogs took bets. And then, right in the middle of a particularly dramatic goose pirouette, Fang-Face stomped a claw. “ENOUGH!” he bellowed. “Look, she may be premature, overpowered, and a bit of a tyrannical sparklebomb, but she’s ours. She chose us. We raised her. We taught her to swear in ten elemental dialects. Isn’t that what parenting’s about?” Blazette stepped up. “She’s part of this forest now. Whether she rules or throws cosmic tantrums in a tutu, she belongs here. Among her weird-ass family.” Plumbella paused. She looked around at the expectant faces — the badgers, the frogs, the possum choir now weeping softly into their velvet hoods — and she sighed. “Fine. One probationary cycle,” she said. “But if she summons another sky-llama, we’re having a very formal chat.” “Deal!” Moltina shouted, before hugging everyone at once in a burst of radiance and feathers. And so, the forest was saved. Or doomed. Or — more likely — somewhere deliciously in between. Fang-Face, Blazette, and Moltina went on to become the most infamous trio in Whisperwood. They hosted interdimensional comedy festivals. They co-authored a bestselling book on goose-based diplomacy. And once, they even got arrested for impersonating a prophecy. But that, dear reader, is another story.     Take the Mischief Home: If you’ve fallen in love with the feathered sass of Blazette, the fangy charm of Terrexalonious (a.k.a. Fang-Face), or the celestial chaos of Moltina, you can bring their legendary nonsense into your world — no forest residency required. Adorn your realm with the epic tale frozen in vivid detail, whether as a magical tapestry for your wall of wonders, a framed print that even Plumbella might approve of, or a canvas masterpiece worthy of its own coronation. And for the mischief-minded puzzle lover, dare to piece together the cosmic hilarity with this premium jigsaw puzzle — because even chaos can come in 500 tiny pieces. Available now at shop.unfocussed.com

par Bill Tiepelman

Fae of the Laughing Leaves

A Cautionary Tale of Bad Decisions and Worse Ideas The Acorn Incident Deep in the Greenwood — where even the moss rolls its eyes at tourists — lived a fairy known far and wide (and sometimes regrettably) as the Fae of the Laughing Leaves. Her real name was unpronounceable to mortals, involving at least two eyebrow movements and a sneeze, so everyone just called her "Giggles." Giggles was a vision of chaotic charm: green hair like she'd lost a bet with a hedge, shimmering wings that flashed colors you couldn't describe without making hand gestures, and a smile that usually meant someone’s afternoon was about to get a lot more complicated. Her favorite hobby? Mild emotional sabotage. One glorious, overcaffeinated afternoon, Giggles decided it was time to shake up the sleepy old forest. (Mostly because the last prank — involving a love potion and an extremely amorous squirrel — had worn off, and frankly, the place was getting boring.) Her plan was simple: enchant a handful of acorns to explode in clouds of glitter every time someone said the word "leaf." Hilarious, right? Except, well... fairies aren't known for measuring things carefully. By sunset, every single living thing in the woods — trees, foxes, tourists, confused mushrooms — was sneezing sparkles and muttering dark threats about "that green-haired menace." Giggles, naturally, thought it was the best day ever. She even hosted an unofficial awards ceremony for "Most Ridiculous Sneezing Fit." (First place went to a centaur who sneezed so hard he accidentally proposed to a birch tree.) But the chaos had consequences. See, when you meddle with nature in the Greenwood, the trees notice. Especially the Elder Tree, a towering ancient being with bark thicker than most egos and the patience of a caffeinated cat. And when the Elder Tree gets cranky? Let's just say... bad things happen to mischievous fairies. Under the full moon’s watchful eye, the forest grew ominously quiet. The Elder Tree stirred, shaking centuries of dust off its gnarled branches, and in a voice like two mountains arguing over property lines, it called out: "FAE OF THE LAUGHING LEAVES... STEP FORTH." Giggles, perched upside-down in a nearby branch, casually picked a piece of glitter from her eyebrow. "Or what?" she mumbled, already plotting an exit strategy involving smoke bombs and feigned emotional vulnerability. The forest itself seemed to hold its breath. The stage was set. The mischievous Fae was about to face the consequences of her most ridiculous stunt yet... or at least, she would if she didn't wriggle out of it like usual. Bark, Bite, and Questionable Negotiations As the Elder Tree's thunderous voice echoed through the clearing, the fae of the Laughing Leaves — known colloquially (and affectionately?) as Giggles — performed the time-honored fairy tradition of acting like she hadn’t heard a damn thing. She plucked a leaf from her hair (which immediately exploded into a puff of glitter — residual side effects, no big deal) and gave the Elder Tree her best innocent stare. This was difficult, considering her left eyebrow had a mind of its own and kept twitching like it was plotting its own mischief. "Oh no," she chirped, fluttering down dramatically, "whatever could you mean, Great and... uh..." she glanced up, noting the distinct smell of ancient, grumpy authority, "extremely dignified Wooden One?" The Elder Tree, not easily impressed by theatrics (or anything, really — it once ignored a flash mob of singing satyrs), leaned forward with a groan of creaking bark. A root the size of a horse flexed dangerously near her foot. Giggles wisely hovered a few inches above ground — she'd seen what happened to the last fairy who thought she could outrun a cranky oak. (Spoiler: he lives permanently as a decorative knot now.) "YOU HAVE DISTURBED THE BALANCE," rumbled the Tree, small twigs snapping with the force of his scowl. Giggles twirled in the air, arms thrown wide like a magician revealing his latest trick — or an idiot about to get sued. "Disturbed? Nooo, no no no! I prefer to think of it as... flavor enhancement!" The Elder Tree was unimpressed. "THE FOREST IS SNEEZING, FAIRY." "Seasonal allergies!" she sang, somersaulting midair. "Very trendy this time of year." The root flexed again, closer this time. Bark crumbled. Giggles stopped mid-spin. Right. Not the time to be cute. (Well, cuter.) Seeing negotiations were going poorly, she switched tactics: flattery. "Listen, Big Bark Daddy," she purred, fluttering dangerously close to what might technically be considered the Tree’s "face" area, "you're looking exceptionally... photosynthetic tonight. Are you exfoliating? You're absolutely glowing." Somewhere in the dark canopy, an owl audibly gagged. The Elder Tree took a very slow, deliberate breath — which involved several centuries of accumulated moss shifting grumpily down his sides — and said, "A PRICE MUST BE PAID." Giggles froze. Not because she was scared (okay, maybe 12% scared), but because "A Price Must Be Paid" was ancient forest code for, "You're about to have a very bad time." Still, she was a professional. She adjusted her leafy dress (which was hanging a bit too rakishly off one shoulder, scandalizing a family of modest violets nearby) and asked, "What kind of price? Gold? Glitter? My Spotify playlist of tragic ballads from brokenhearted gnomes?" The Elder Tree was silent for a long, heavy moment. Then, in a voice so low it vibrated small rocks out of the dirt: "YOU SHALL... ATTEND... THE ANNUAL FOREST SINGLES’ DANCE... AS THE GUEST OF HONOR." Giggles gasped. Not the Singles' Dance. Anything but the Singles' Dance. It was less a "dance" and more a "desperate meat market of mythical proportions" where lonely dryads, nervous trolls, and socially awkward elves tried — and mostly failed — to flirt. Last year, the dance had ended with three fights, two accidental engagements, and a very confused badger who woke up married to a water sprite. "That's cruel and unusual punishment," she whined. "JUSTICE," the Elder Tree boomed. "Also highly ineffective! I don't even date unless it's a full moon and Mercury’s in retrograde and someone else is paying!" But the decree was final. Giggles, wings drooping in theatrical despair, accepted her fate. Invitations went out. Decorations were hung. The enchanted forest buzzed with gossip louder than a caffeinated pixie convention. On the night of the dance, she arrived wearing a gown spun from spider silk and moonbeams, trailing a suspicious cloud of pheromones she'd "accidentally" brewed a little too strong. (If she was going to suffer, everyone was.) She flirted outrageously with a bashful centaur who nearly dropped his punch bowl. She twirled scandalously close to a bashful dryad who blushed until her leaves caught fire. She winked at a cluster of shy gnomes, causing two of them to faint into the snack table. And when a seven-foot-tall troll with surprisingly delicate hands asked if she'd like to "dance real close-like," she smiled sweetly, leaned in, and whispered: "Only if you can handle glitter, big guy." Seconds later, the poor troll was covered head to toe in sparkling chaos. The dance dissolved into panicked giggling, a minor food fight, and, somehow, a spontaneous conga line led by a drunk faun. Giggles, laughing so hard she nearly fell out of the air, wiped a glittery tear from her eye. The Elder Tree watched from a distance, his face unreadable... but if one listened very carefully, one might have heard the faintest, very reluctant chuckle ripple through his ancient roots. Because in the Greenwood, you didn't really win against the Fae of the Laughing Leaves. You just survived her... and maybe, if you were lucky, you got a little fabulous doing it.     Bring a Little Mischief Home! If you fell under the spell of Giggles (don't worry, it happens to the best of us), you can snag a piece of the magic for yourself! Whether you want to drape her sass over your couch, strut into town with her on your tote, or surprise your friends with the world’s most chaotic greeting card, we’ve got you covered. Literally. Tapestry — Wrap yourself in pure mischievous vibes. Framed Print — For walls that need more sass and sparkle. Tote Bag — Carry chaos wherever you go (responsibly, probably). Greeting Card — Send some fairy mischief through the mail. Beach Towel — Soak up the sun (and scandal) with Giggles. Warning: Owning a piece of the Fae of the Laughing Leaves may cause spontaneous giggles, side-eyes, and a suspicious increase in glitter sightings. 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par Bill Tiepelman

Tongues and Talons

Of Eggs, Egos, and Explosions Burlap Tinklestump never planned to be a father. He could barely manage adult gnomehood, what with the ale debts, magical gardening fines, and one unresolved beef with the local frog choir. But destiny—or more precisely, a slightly intoxicated hedgehog named Fergus—had other ideas. It began, as these things often do, with a dare. “Lick it,” Fergus slurred, pointing at a cracked, iridescent egg nestled in the roots of a fireberry tree. “Betcha won’t.” “Bet I will,” Burlap shot back, without even asking what species it belonged to. He’d just finished chugging a fermented root beer so strong it could strip bark. His judgment was, generously, compromised. And so, with a tongue that had already survived three chili-eating contests and one unfortunate bee spell, Burlap gave the egg a full, slobbery swipe. It cracked. It hissed. It combusted. Out hatched a baby dragon—tiny, green, and already pissed off. The newborn let out a screech like a kettle having an existential crisis, flared its wings, and promptly bit Burlap on the nose. Sparks flew. Burlap screamed. Fergus passed out in a daffodil patch. “Well,” Burlap wheezed, prying the tiny jaws off his face, “guess that’s parenting now.” He named the dragon Singe, partly for the way it charred everything it sneezed on, and partly because it had already reduced his favorite pants to ashes. Singe, for his part, adopted Burlap in that aloof, vaguely threatening way that only dragons and cats truly master. He rode around on the gnome’s shoulder, hissed at authority figures, and developed a taste for roasted insects and sarcasm. Within weeks, the two became inseparable—and entirely insufferable. Together they perfected the art of mischief in the Dinglethorn Wilds: lacing faerie tea with fireball elixirs, redirecting squirrel migration routes with enchanted nut decoys, and once swapping the Wishing Pond’s coins with shiny goblin poker chips. The forest folk tried to reason with them. That failed. They tried to bribe them with mushroom pies. That almost worked. But it wasn’t until Burlap used Singe to light a ceremonial elvish tapestry—during a wedding, no less—that real consequences came knocking. The Elvish Postal Authority, a guild feared even by trolls, issued a notice of severe misconduct, public disruption, and ‘unauthorized flame-based object alteration’. It arrived via flaming pigeon. “We have to go underground,” Burlap declared. “Or up. Higher ground. Strategic advantage. Less paperwork.” And that’s when he discovered the Mushroom. It was colossal—an ancient, towering toadstool rumored to be sentient and mildly perverted. Burlap moved in immediately. He carved a spiral staircase up the stalk, installed a hammock made of recycled spider silk, and nailed a crooked sign to the cap: The High Fungus Consulate – Diplomatic Immunity & Spores for All. “We live here now,” he told Singe, who replied by incinerating a squirrel who’d asked for rent. The gnome nodded in approval. “Good. They’ll respect us.” Respect, as it turned out, was not the first reaction. The Forest Council called an emergency tribunal. Queen Glimmer sent an ambassador. The owlfolk drafted sanctions. And the elvish inspector returned—this time with a flamethrower of his own and a 67-count indictment scroll. Burlap, wearing a ceremonial robe made of moss and buttons, greeted him with a manic grin. “Tell your queen I demand recognition. Also, I licked the tax form. It’s legally mine now.” The inspector opened his mouth to reply—just as Singe sneezed a fireball the size of a cantaloupe into his boots. Chaos had only just begun. Fire, Fungi, and the Fall of Forest Law Three days after the incident with the flaming boots, Burlap and Singe stood trial in the Grand Glade Tribunal—an ancient patch of sacred forest converted into a courthouse by some very judgmental birches. The crowd was massive. Pixies with protest signs, dryads holding petitions, a group of anarchist hedgehogs chanting “NO SHROOM WITHOUT REPRESENTATION!” and at least one confused centaur who thought this was an herbalist expo. Burlap, in a robe made from stitched-together leaves and sandwich wrappers, sat perched atop a velvet mushroom throne he'd smuggled in from his “consulate.” Singe, now the size of a medium turkey and infinitely more combustible, sat curled on the gnome’s lap with a smug expression that only a creature born of fire and entitlement could maintain. Queen Glimmer presided. Her silver wings fluttered with restrained fury as she read the charges: “Unlawful dragon domestication. Unauthorized toadstool expansion. Misuse of enchanted flatulence. And one count of insulting a tree priest with interpretive dance.” “That last one was art,” Burlap muttered. “You can’t charge for expression.” “You danced on his altar while yelling ‘SPORE THIS!’” “He started it.” As the trial went on, things unraveled fast. The badger militia presented charred evidence, including half a mailbox and a wedding veil. Burlap called a raccoon named Dave as a character witness, who mostly tried to steal the bailiff’s pocket watch. Singe testified in the form of smoke puffs and mild arson. And then, as tensions peaked, Burlap unveiled his trump card: a magically binding diplomatic document written in ancient fungal script. “Behold!” he shouted, slapping the scroll onto the stump of testimony. “The Spores of Sanctuary Accord! Signed by the Fungus King himself—may his gills ever flourish.” Everyone gasped. Mostly because it smelled awful. Queen Glimmer read it carefully. “This... this is a menu from a questionable mushroom bar in the Marshes of Meh.” “Still binding,” Burlap replied. “It’s laminated.” In the chaos that followed—wherein a squirrel delegate threw a nut bomb, a pixie went rogue with glitter-based spells, and Singe decided the time was ripe for his first true roar—the trial collapsed into something more closely resembling a music festival run by toddlers with matches. And Burlap, never one to miss a dramatic exit, whistled for his getaway plan: a flying wheelbarrow powered by fermented gnome gas and old firework enchantments. He climbed aboard with Singe, gave a two-finger salute to the crowd, and shouted, “The High Fungus Consulate shall rise again! Preferably on Tuesdays!” They vanished in a trail of smoke, fire, and what smelled suspiciously like roasted garlic and regret. Weeks later, the Mushroom Embassy was declared a public hazard and burned down—though some claim it grew back overnight, taller, weirder, and faintly humming jazz. Burlap and Singe were never captured. They became legends. Myths. The kind whispered by tavern bards who smirk when the lute chords go slightly off tune. Some say they live in the Outer Bramble now, where law fears to tread and gnomes make their own constitutions. Others claim they opened a food truck specializing in spicy mushroom tacos and dragon-brewed cider. But one thing’s clear: Wherever there’s laughter, smoke, and a mushroom slightly out of place… Burlap Tinklestump and Singe are probably nearby, plotting their next ridiculous rebellion against authority, order, and pants. The forest forgives many things—but it never forgets a well-cooked elvish tax scroll.     EPILOGUE – The Gnome, the Dragon, and the Whispering Spores Years passed in the Dinglethorn Wilds, though “years” is a fuzzy term in a forest where time bends politely around mushroom rings and the moon occasionally takes Tuesdays off. The tale of Burlap Tinklestump and Singe grew roots and wings, mutating with every retelling. Some said they overthrew a goblin mayor. Others swore they built a fortress made entirely of stolen doorbells. One rumor claimed Singe fathered an entire generation of spicy-tempered wyvernlings, all with a flair for interpretive fire dancing. The truth was, as usual, far stranger. Burlap and Singe lived free, nomadic, and joyfully unaccountable. They wandered from glade to glade, stirring trouble like a spoon in a bubbling pot. They crashed fae garden parties, rewrote troll toll policies with sock puppets, and opened a short-lived consulting firm called Gnomebody’s Business, which specialized in diplomatic sabotage and mushroom real estate. They were kicked out of seventeen realms. Burlap framed each eviction notice and hung them with pride in whatever hollow log or enchanted gazebo they currently squatted in. Singe grew stronger, wiser, and no less chaotic. By adulthood, he could torch a beanstalk mid-air while spelling out rude words in smoke. He’d developed an affinity for jazz flute, enchanted bacon, and sneezing contests. And through it all, he remained perched—either on Burlap’s shoulder, his head, or on the nearest flammable object. Burlap aged only in theory. His beard got longer. His pranks got crueler. But his laugh—oh, that full-bodied, giddy cackle—echoed through the forest like a mischievous anthem. Even the trees began to lean in when he passed, eager to hear what idiocy he’d utter next. Eventually, they disappeared entirely. No sightings. No fire trails. Just silence… and mushrooms. Glowing, tall, gnarled mushrooms appeared wherever they’d once been—often with singe marks, bite impressions, and, occasionally, indecent graffiti. The High Fungus Consulate, it seems, had simply gone... airborne. To this day, if you enter the Dinglethorn at twilight and tell a lie with a grin, you might hear a chuckle on the wind. And if you leave behind a pie, a bad poem, or a political pamphlet soaked in brandy—well, let’s just say that pie might come back flaming, annotated, and demanding a seat at the council table. Because Burlap and Singe weren’t just legends. They were a warning wrapped in laughter, tied with fire, and sealed with a mushroom stamp.     Bring the Mischief Home – Shop "Tongues and Talons" Collectibles Feeling the itch to cause some magical mayhem of your own? 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par Bill Tiepelman

Aubade in the Enchanted Forest

The first light of dawn shimmered through the whispering canopy of the Enchanted Forest. The trees — ancient sentinels with leaves like stained glass — cast a kaleidoscope of colors over the soft, moss-laden earth. There was a stillness in the air, the kind only found at the fragile seam between night’s last breath and day’s first awakening. She was called Liora — a wanderer, a listener, a quiet soul in search of nothing but presence itself. Her long dress of woven silk, kissed by the hues of wildflowers and moonlit streams, trailed behind her like a river of forgotten dreams. The path beneath her bare feet wasn’t marked by signs or boundaries; it formed gently as she moved — conjured by intention, not direction. The forest greeted her not with sound, but with feeling — the hum of ancient roots intertwined beneath the earth, the scent of warm cedar and soft blooms unfurling to the sky, the faint pulse of life both hidden and omnipresent. Even the stones beneath her steps seemed to release their breath after a thousand years of patient waiting. Liora walked slowly, as if time itself had loosened its grip on her. Every step was deliberate, an offering of stillness to a world overwhelmed by noise. She paused often — to touch the velvet petals of unfamiliar flowers, to trace the grooves of bark older than memory, to feel the cool pulse of stones nestled like sleeping hearts among the moss. It was here — in the sacred hush of the forest — that serenity did not need to be chased. It waited, quietly, for those willing to slow down enough to meet it. Liora was one of the few who knew this. The Aubade Garden At the heart of the forest, beyond a gentle curve in the path, there lay the Aubade Garden — a hidden grove bathed in soft morning light, where spherical blooms of impossible colors blanketed the ground like a dream made real. It was said that those who reached the Aubade Garden were granted not wishes — but clarity. Clarity not of answers — but of questions. Liora stepped into the clearing. Her breath caught — not in awe, but in gratitude. The garden was untouched by human desire. It was not meant to be conquered or consumed. It was simply to be shared — for as long as one's heart could stay quiet enough to listen. The trees stood tall around her, their trunks rising like pillars in a temple built by time. Above her, the sun’s first golden rays poured through the canopy, igniting the blossoms beneath her feet. It was not loud. It was not dramatic. It was — simply — a beginning. And so Liora sat, folding herself gently into the earth, her dress spreading like a second layer of petals across the enchanted floor. She closed her eyes. The forest breathed with her. Here, there were no lessons. No declarations. Only being. And in the stillness — she waited for the dawn’s full embrace. The Silent Dialogue Time, in the Aubade Garden, dissolved into something softer — something that did not measure itself in hours or minutes, but in the rhythms of breath and the slow unfolding of petals. Liora did not need to name this feeling. It was beyond words, woven into the very bones of the forest itself. As she sat in stillness, an invisible dialogue began between herself and the world around her. Not a conversation of speech — but of exchange. She gave her presence freely, without expectation. In return, the forest offered its secrets — delicate, quiet gifts unnoticed by those who rushed through life’s corridors. Over time, a warmth settled into her chest. Not a fiery blaze — but a gentle ember, steady and grounding. She could feel the pulse of roots beneath her, tracing their way like forgotten rivers beneath the surface of the earth. Every tree, every flower, every stone — was part of the same breath. It occurred to her that serenity was not absence — not the escape from life — but a fuller presence within it. The forest did not deny sorrow, nor did it pretend away hardship. It held space for all things — joy and grief, light and shadow — without judgment. And in doing so, it healed without effort. The Arrival of the Sun The first true rays of the morning sun crept across the treetops, cascading downward like golden silk. The spheres of color surrounding her began to glow, not with an unnatural light, but as if reflecting an inner luminescence — the quiet radiance of existence itself. Birdsong arrived — not hurried or loud — but as a gentle greeting. Each note a thread in a larger tapestry of sound. The breeze, playful yet respectful, tugged softly at her hair, carrying with it the scent of distant rain and blooming earth. Liora opened her eyes slowly. Nothing had changed — and yet everything had shifted. The forest was the same. She was the same. But within her was a clarity that words could not shape. A knowing that she belonged here — as she belonged everywhere — not as a conqueror or an intruder, but as a quiet witness to the world's unfolding beauty. The Path Forward She rose without rush. Her dress shimmered, catching the morning light like woven dawn. As she stepped forward, the ground responded — the path blooming anew beneath her feet, soft petals unfurling to mark her journey without disturbing the living tapestry around her. The way home was not marked by signs or stones. It was marked only by trust — trust in the world’s quiet rhythms, trust in her own heart's ability to listen. The Aubade Garden faded behind her — not in distance, but in presence — a sacred place that required nothing but remembrance to revisit. And so she walked — not away, but forward — carrying with her the serenity of the Enchanted Forest. The calm did not remain behind her; it lived within her now, a quiet companion through all the noise of the outside world.     Epilogue: The Forest Beyond the Forest Long after her footsteps had faded from the moss-laden paths, the Enchanted Forest remained — untouched, eternal, quietly alive. It asked for no memory. It required no proof. Those who had truly been there carried its essence not in photographs or souvenirs — but in the softened edges of their lives. For Liora, the forest had never been left behind. It echoed in the way she touched the world — in her patient gaze, in the unhurried grace of her movements, in the gentle silences she allowed to bloom between words. Sometimes — in quiet moments — she would pause wherever she was: beneath a city tree, on a sunlit balcony, or beside a river flowing through unfamiliar lands. And she would feel it again — that subtle hum beneath all things. The forest within the forest. The garden beyond the garden. And perhaps that was the truest magic of all — that serenity was not a place to find, but a way to be. A living, breathing aubade — offered again and again to the waking world, for anyone willing to listen.     Bring the Serenity Home The quiet calm of the Enchanted Forest need not stay within the pages of a story. For those wishing to carry its stillness into their daily spaces, curated creations inspired by Aubade in the Enchanted Forest are available — crafted to transform your home into a reflection of tranquility and wonder. Wrap yourself in softness, surround your space with vivid colors, or bring moments of mindful creativity into your day — all while supporting the artistry of Bill & Linda Tiepelman. Wall Tapestry — Let the forest bloom across your walls. Metal Print — Vibrant, enduring reflections of the enchanted grove. Throw Pillow — A soft place to rest, inspired by forest calm. Fleece Blanket — Wrap yourself in warmth and wonder. Cross-Stitch Pattern — A meditative creation of the forest's beauty by your own hand. Let the story live with you — not just in memory, but in the peaceful presence of your home.

par Bill Tiepelman

The Elder of the Enchanted Path

In the heart of the Verdant Woodlands—just past the babbling creek that sounds suspiciously like it's gossiping—stood a moss-covered stump known only to a few as the “Proposal Post.” It was not used for mail, mind you. It was used for moments. Grand, clumsy, blush-colored moments. And it was here that the Elder of the Enchanted Path, a gnome named Thistlewhip Fernwhistle (though friends just called him “Thish”), had decided to make his move. Thish was old. Not old as in creaky or cranky, but old as in "once dated a dryad who turned into a willow mid-conversation." He’d seen thirty-three thousand springs, or so he claimed—though most suspected it was closer to seven hundred. Either way, age hadn't dulled his sense of style. He wore a robe that shimmered faintly like beetle wings, boots made from repurposed pinecone scales, and a floppy hat stitched with kiss-marks collected over centuries. No one knew how he got them. No one asked. Springtime always made him... itchy. Not in a hay-fever kind of way, but in a soul-thirsty, heart-tingly kind of way. The kind that makes one write poetry on mushroom caps or serenade chipmunks who didn't ask for it. And this year, the itch had a name: Briarrose O’Bloom. Briarrose was the head florist of the forest—a dryad with curls like cherry blossoms and a laugh that sounded like rain on tulip petals. She ran “Petal Provocateur,” a scandalously delightful flower cart where the bouquets were arranged to match your deepest, possibly even your naughtiest, desires. She once made a tulip arrangement so evocative that a centaur fell in love with himself. Thish had admired her from afar (well, from behind a tree… regularly), but today was the day he would step into the light. Today he would declare his affection—with a bouquet of his own making. He had spent the last three days crafting it. Not just picking flowers—no, this was an event. He had bartered for moon-drenched daisies, stolen a honeysuckle kiss from a sleeping bee, and convinced a peony to open two weeks early by reciting scandalous limericks. At last, the bouquet was done. Full of pinks, purples, blushes and scents that could render even the grumpiest toad euphoric, it was bound with a ribbon made from spider-silk and a whisper of thyme. He stepped out onto the mossy trail, bouquet in hand, heart doing cartwheels. Ahead, the cart glowed beneath hanging lanterns, and there she was—Briarrose—flirting with a hedgehog in a bowtie (he was a loyal customer). She laughed, tossing her curls, and Thish forgot how legs worked for a second. He approached. Slowly. Carefully. Like one might approach a wild unicorn or a particularly judgmental goose. “Ahem,” he said, in a voice that was far too high for his body and startled a nearby mushroom into fainting. Briarrose turned. Her eyes—violet and wise—softened. “Oh, Elder Thish. What a surprise.” “It’s… a spring gift. A bouquet. I made it. For you,” he said, offering it with a trembling hand and a hopeful smile. “And also, if possible… a proposal.” She blinked. “A proposal?” “For a walk!” he added quickly, cheeks blooming with embarrassment. “A walk. Through the woods. Together. No... wedlock unless mutually discussed in twenty years.” She laughed. Not cruelly. Not mockingly. But like bells dancing in the wind. “Thish Fernwhistle,” she said, taking the bouquet and breathing it in. “This might be the most ridiculous, romantic thing I’ve seen all season.” Then she leaned in, kissed his cheek, and whispered: “Pick me up at dusk. Wear something scandalous.” And just like that, spring came alive. Dusk in the Verdant Woodlands was a sensual thing. The sky flushed lavender, tree branches stretched like lazy lovers, and the air smelled of sap, honeysuckle, and just the faintest hint of cedar smoke and temptation. Thish, true to his word, had dressed scandalously. Well, for a gnome. His robe had been swapped for a vest stitched from foxglove petals, his boots polished until the pinecone scales gleamed, and beneath his famous hat he’d tucked a sprig of lavender “just in case things got steamy.” Briarrose had outdone herself. She wore a gown made entirely of woven vine and blooming jasmine that shifted with her every breath. Butterflies seemed to orbit her like moons. A glowbug landed on her shoulder and promptly fainted. “You look like trouble,” she said with a grin, offering her arm. “You look like a good reason to misbehave,” Thish replied, taking it. They walked. Past willows humming lullabies. Past frogs playing banjo. Past a couple of raccoons necking behind a toadstool and pretending not to notice. The mood was thick with pollen and possibility. Eventually, they reached a clearing lit by floating lanterns. In the middle stood a picnic blanket so elaborate it might have violated several zoning laws. There was elderberry wine. Sugarroot pastries. Chocolate truffles shaped like acorns. Even a bowl of “Consent Cookies”—each one labeled with messages like “Kiss?”, “Flirt?”, “Get Weird?” and “More Wine First?” “You planned this?” Briarrose asked, raising a brow. “I panicked earlier and overcompensated,” Thish admitted. “There’s also a backup string quartet of badgers if things go awkward.” “That’s... kind of perfect.” They sat. They sipped. They nibbled on everything but the cookies—those required mutual cookie signals. The conversation meandered through poetry, pollination, failed love spells, and one deeply embarrassing story involving a unicorn and a very poorly labeled bottle of rosewater. And then—just when the air was perfectly still, when the last rays of sun kissed the tree branches—Briarrose leaned in. “You know,” she said softly, her eyes gleaming, “I’ve been arranging bouquets for half the forest. All kinds. Lust, longing, revenge-flirtations, awkward apologies. But no one’s ever made one for me like yours.” Thish blinked. “Oh. Well. I suppose—” She placed a single finger on his lips. “Shhh. Less talking.” Then she kissed him. Long and slow. The kind of kiss that made the wind pause, the fireflies turn up their glow, and at least three nearby squirrels applaud. When they finally pulled back, both were flushed and slightly breathless. “So…” Thish grinned. “Do I get a second date? Or at least a sensual bouquet review?” She giggled. “You’re already trending in the fern networks.” And under the soft twilight, two hearts—older than most, sillier than many—bloomed like springtime had written them into a love story all its own.     Epilogue: The Bloom Continues Spring turned to summer, and the forest, well—it talked. Not gossip, exactly. More like gleeful speculation. A fox claimed she’d seen Thish and Briarrose dancing barefoot beneath a raincloud. A squirrel swore he spotted them picnicking nude in a tulip field (highly unconfirmed). And a particularly smug robin reported hearing giggles echoing from inside a hollow tree. All we know for certain is this: the “Proposal Post” now had a permanent bouquet atop it, refreshed every full moon by unseen hands. Briarrose’s flower cart began offering a new line called “Thistlewhips”—chaotic little bundles of love, passion, and one wildcard bloom that may or may not inspire spontaneous foot rubs. And Thish? He wrote a collection of romantic haikus titled “Petals and Puns”, available only in bark-scroll editions, and only if you asked the badger librarian very, very nicely. They never married—because they didn’t need to. Love, in their part of the world, wasn’t something to bind. It was something to bloom, gently and wildly, year after year. And every spring, if you walk the Enchanted Path just after dusk, you might find two figures laughing beneath the lanterns—sharing cookies, kisses, and the occasional mischievous wink at the moon. May you too find someone who brings you flowers you didn’t know you needed… and kisses you like they were written in the bark of your bones.     🌿 Explore the Artwork This story was inspired by the original artwork "Elder of the Enchanted Path", available exclusively through our image archive. Bring home a bit of woodland whimsy with fine art prints, digital downloads, and licensing options. ➡️ View the artwork in the Unfocussed Archive

par Bill Tiepelman

Floral Mischief and Bearded Smiles

Thistlewhump the Gnome was not your average garden variety gnome. While others spent their days polishing mushrooms or napping behind tulip stems, Thistlewhump was a known floral deviant—a collector of rare petals, hoarder of pollen sparkle, and self-declared Minister of Mischief in the Bloomborough Hollow. Spring had just cracked open its golden shell, and Thistlewhump was already knee-deep in his seasonal rituals: rearranging the faerie ring alphabetically, filling birds’ nests with glitter, and most controversially, “borrowing” blooms from Mrs. Mumbletoes’ garden. It wasn’t theft if you left a button in return, right? On the morning in question, sunlight filtered through the forest like melted butter over toast, and Thistlewhump stood atop his wobble-legged stool, eyeing a fresh patch of purplebells with the intensity of a pastry chef inspecting an éclair. Basket in one hand, beard flowing like spun cloud, he plucked the flowers with theatrical flair. “This one shall be named Petunia von Sassypants,” he declared, twirling a violet petal between his fingers, “and this... Sir Bloomalot.” Behind him, a potted explosion of wildflowers shimmered as if snickering in delight, the fae whispers swirling in the warm air. Thistlewhump leaned in to sniff a bloom and immediately sneezed glitter. “That’s what I get for sweet-talking a sneezeweed,” he muttered, wiping fairy dust from his nose with a mushroom cap. But there was something different in the air that day—not just the usual scent of chlorophyll and mischief. No, something—or someone—was watching him. Hidden behind the larger-than-life bouquet was a shadow. A giggle. Possibly the rustle of a wing or the hiccup of a pixie with hayfever. Thistlewhump narrowed his eyes. “If that’s you again, Spriggle, I swear on my beard trimmer—” He paused. The flowers behind him trembled. His stool creaked. A petal fell. And from somewhere within the blossoms came a whisper: "Not Spriggle. Worse."     Thistlewhump froze mid-pose, one foot on his stool and the other dangling dramatically in midair like he was auditioning for a woodland ballet he never rehearsed. His nose twitched. His beard fluffed out in defensive formation. He turned slowly, theatrically, as gnomes are prone to do when drama calls. “Worse?” he echoed, eyes darting through the explosion of pinks and purples behind him. “Don’t tell me the Hydrangea Council finally traced my root-snipping incident…” But it wasn’t the Hydrangeas. Out of the petals burst a small figure—two inches tall, armed with a daffodil stem like a fencing foil and glitter streaming from her ears. “Daisy Flitterbottom!” Thistlewhump groaned. “You absolute menace!” “You stole my sparklebush cuttings,” Daisy accused, mid-air, wings vibrating like a caffeine-soaked hummingbird. “And you repotted them. In a clay mug. With no drainage.” Thistlewhump held up his basket as a peace offering, though it only contained three slightly crushed blossoms and a lint-covered gumdrop. “I was... experimenting,” he offered. “It was for science. Art. Interpretive horticulture.” Daisy wasn’t convinced. She dive-bombed his hat, knocking loose a cluster of sequins. “You called that art? It looked like a mossy sock with commitment issues!” What followed can only be described as an aggressively polite garden brawl. Thistlewhump flailed with a trowel he named “Daisy Negotiator,” while Daisy zigzagged like an angry firefly, knocking over his flowerpot in mid-hover. Petals flew. Glitter exploded. A passing bee did a U-turn in existential confusion. Eventually, both collapsed—Thistlewhump into a pile of overturned violets, and Daisy into a half-eaten macaroon someone had left on the railing. They panted, sweaty and pollen-covered, staring at the sky as though it owed them both an apology. “Truce?” Daisy mumbled through crumbs. “Only if you promise not to weaponize peonies again,” Thistlewhump wheezed. “I’m still finding petals in my underpants from last time.” She giggled. He grinned. The flowers slowly stopped trembling, and a single blue bloom stretched lazily toward the sun as if clapping with a petal. And as the sun dipped low and the bokeh haze of springtime glowed gold around them, Thistlewhump sat back on his stool (now slightly broken), sipped a warm chamomile from an acorn cup, and declared with a smile, “Ah, yes. Just another peaceful day in Bloomborough.” Somewhere nearby, a peony shuddered.     🌼 Garden Giggle Rhyme 🌼 In a garden where the posies pout,And bees wear boots to buzz about,Lives a gnome with a beard so wide,He sweeps the tulips when he slides. He steals your blooms, he swaps your socks,He talks to snails, he pranks the rocks.He brews his tea with petals bold,And sniffs the sun like it’s pure gold. So if you see your daisies grinning,Or catch your rosebush gently spinning—Don’t panic, dear, it’s just old Thump,The gnome who gardens with a bump. He’ll leave you laughs, some glitter, cheer,And possibly... a flowered rear.     🌷 Take the Mischief Home 🌷 If Thistlewhump and his flower-fueled chaos stole your heart (and maybe your socks), bring a bit of that blooming whimsy into your world! Whether you’re dressing up your space, lounging in comfort, or toting garden goodies, Floral Mischief and Bearded Smiles is available in a variety of delightful products: 🧵 Whimsical Wall Tapestry – Hang the gnome magic on your wall and let the floral laughter bloom. 🛋️ Throw Pillow – Perfect for garden naps and accidental glitter naps. 🛏️ Duvet Cover – Sleep like a gnome, dream like a petal. 👜 Tote Bag – Carry blooms, mischief, and snacks wherever you wander. 🏖️ Round Beach Towel – Because nothing says spring mischief like lounging in circular style. Each item features the richly detailed artwork of Bill and Linda Tiepelman, bringing joy, charm, and just a pinch of gnome-fueled madness to your everyday life.

par Bill Tiepelman

Grumpy Rain Sprite

A Sprite's Soggy Misery It had been a perfectly pleasant morning in the enchanted forest—until, of course, the sky decided to have a breakdown. One moment, the birds were singing, the mushrooms were gossiping, and the sun was doing its usual “Look at me, I’m glorious” routine. The next? A torrential downpour turned the world into a damp, sloshing nightmare. And no one was more annoyed than Thistle, the resident rain sprite with a temperament as stormy as the weather. She sat in a growing puddle, wings sagging under the weight of a thousand raindrops, her favorite moss dress clinging to her like a soggy tea bag. Her silver hair, normally a wild halo of untamed curls, was now a limp, rain-drenched disaster. “Unbelievable,” she muttered, hugging her arms tightly against her chest. “Absolutely ridiculous.” She yanked her massive leaf-umbrella lower over her head, scowling as another rivulet of water dripped off the edge and splattered onto her nose. The universe clearly had a vendetta against her today. Probably because of that whole "convincing the fireflies to unionize" incident last week. The elders had warned her about the consequences of mischief, but seriously, who even enforces karma these days? A rustling sound made her glance up, her pointed ears twitching. Emerging from behind a cluster of mushrooms was a familiar figure—Twig, the local mischief-maker and general pain in her leafy backside. Of course, he would show up now, probably just to mock her. “Well, well, well,” he drawled, his wings twitching with amusement. “If it isn’t Queen Soggy of Puddleland. Shall I fetch you a throne made of mud, or are you still holding court in your personal swamp?” Thistle fixed him with a withering glare. “If you value your wings, Twig, you will remove yourself from my miserable presence before I hex you into a slug.” Twig gasped dramatically, placing a hand over his heart. “A slug! Oh no! Whatever shall I do? It’s not like it’s already so wet I’d probably thrive as a slimy, wriggling creature.” He smirked, then plucked a dripping mushroom from the ground. “But honestly, Thistle, why the tragic act? You’re a rain sprite. This is literally your element.” “I control rain, I don’t enjoy being waterboarded by it,” she snapped. “There’s a difference.” “Ah, so it’s the ‘do as I say, not as I do’ approach. Very powerful leadership strategy.” Twig leaned on her leaf umbrella, making it droop dangerously close to collapsing entirely. “But hey, if you hate it so much, why not stop the rain?” Thistle let out a long, slow breath, resisting the urge to throttle him. “Because,” she gritted out, “that would require effort. And right now, I am choosing to marinate in my suffering like a dignified and tragic figure.” “Uh-huh. Super dignified,” Twig said, tilting his head at the way her damp dress clung to her legs. “You look like a particularly upset swamp rat.” Thistle reached out and shoved him into the nearest puddle. “That was uncalled for!” he sputtered, sitting up, now as drenched as she was. “You know what else is uncalled for? This entire rainstorm!” she barked, throwing her hands up, sending a gust of wind through the trees. “I had plans today, Twig. Plans. I was going to nap in a sunbeam, bother some butterflies, maybe even steal a honey drop from the pixie hive. And instead? Instead, I am here. In this puddle. Soaking. Suffering.” “Truly tragic,” Twig said, flopping backward into the puddle dramatically. “Someone should write a song about your struggle.” Thistle growled. She was going to kill him. Or, at the very least, strongly inconvenience him. A Sprite’s Revenge is Best Served Soggy Thistle took a deep breath, inhaling the damp, earthy scent of the rain-soaked forest. She needed to calm down. Committing sprite-on-sprite violence would only get her in trouble with the elders again, and honestly, their lectures were worse than Twig’s face. Twig, still sprawled in the puddle like some kind of lazy river nymph, smirked up at her. “You know, if you stopped sulking long enough, you might realize something.” Thistle narrowed her eyes. “Oh, this should be good. Enlighten me, oh wise and irritating one.” “You love chaos, right?” He flicked some water at her, and she barely resisted the urge to fry him with a well-aimed lightning bolt. “So why not embrace the storm? Make everyone else just as miserable as you?” Her scowl twitched. “Go on…” He sat up, grinning now, sensing he had her attention. “Think about it. The dryads just put up their new moss tapestries—imagine the heartbreak when they find them soggy and ruined.” He gestured wildly. “The mushroom folk? I hear they just finished harvesting their prized sun-dried spores. And the pixies? Ha! They’ve been preening their wings all week for the Solstice Ball. One extra gust of wind and—” Thistle’s face split into a wicked grin. “—frizz city.” “Exactly.” Twig leaned in conspiratorially. “You have the power to turn a minor inconvenience into a full-blown disaster. You could make this the most memorable storm of the decade.” Thistle tapped her fingers against her arm, considering. The elders would frown upon it. Then again, the elders frowned upon pretty much everything she did, and honestly, at this point, she was just collecting their disapproval like rare artifacts. Slowly, a plan began to form. She stood, shaking the rain from her wings with an air of purpose. “Alright, Twig. You’ve convinced me. But if we’re doing this, we’re going all in.” His grin widened. “Oh, I wouldn’t expect anything less.” Thistle cracked her knuckles. The sky rumbled in response. The first thing she did was kick up the wind—not enough to be dangerous, but just enough to make all the well-groomed pixies regret their life choices. Delicate curls frizzed instantly. Dresses caught in the wind, wings flapped uselessly, and the air was filled with high-pitched shrieks of horror. Next, she turned her attention to the dryads. Oh, their moss tapestries had been beautiful. Key word: had. Now? Now they were nothing more than damp, sagging clumps of regret. “This is delightful,” Twig sighed happily, watching a group of mushroom folk scramble to cover their precious spores. “I haven’t had this much fun since I convinced the fireflies that blinking in Morse code was a revolutionary act.” Thistle let the rain surge for one last dramatic flourish, sending a final gust of wind to scatter the pixies like irate confetti. Then, just as suddenly as it had started, she stopped it. The rain ceased. The wind died. The forest was left in a state of soggy, chaotic despair. And in the middle of it all, Thistle stood, looking very pleased with herself. “Well,” she said, stretching lazily. “That was satisfying.” Twig clapped her on the back. “You, my dear, are a menace. And I respect that.” She smirked. “I do try.” From somewhere deep in the forest, a furious elder’s voice rang out. “THISTLE!” Twig winced. “Oof. That’s got some real ‘disappointed parent’ energy.” Thistle sighed dramatically. “Ugh. Consequences. So tedious.” “Run?” Twig suggested. “Run,” she agreed. And with that, the two sprites vanished into the drenched, chaotic forest, cackling like the absolute menaces they were. Bring Thistle’s Mischief Home! Love the sass, the storm, and the sheer chaotic energy of our favorite rain sprite? Now you can capture her brooding brilliance in a variety of stunning formats! Whether you want to add a touch of whimsical rebellion to your walls, solve a puzzle as tricky as Thistle herself, or jot down your own mischievous plans, we’ve got you covered. ✨ Tapestry – Let Thistle reign over your space with fabric as dramatic as her attitude. 🖼️ Canvas Print – Museum-quality snark for your walls. 🧩 Jigsaw Puzzle – Because piecing together chaos is surprisingly therapeutic. 💌 Greeting Card – Share the moody magic with your fellow mischief-makers. 📓 Spiral Notebook – Perfect for plotting pranks, poetry, or your next escape plan. Don’t just admire Thistle—invite her into your world. She promises to bring charm, attitude, and possibly a little rain.    

par Bill Tiepelman

High & Fungi

The Chillest Cap in the Forest The forest was alive with the sounds of rustling leaves, chirping crickets, and the occasional giggle of a mischievous fairy. Deep within the mossy undergrowth, nestled between the roots of an ancient oak, sat a mushroom unlike any other. His cap was lopsided, his red spots slightly faded, and his wooden-textured skin bore the wisdom of countless seasons. His name? Shlomo the Shroom. And if there was one thing Shlomo knew how to do better than any other fungi in the woods, it was to chill. “Brooo,” he exhaled, though mushrooms don’t technically breathe. “The air is like… so thick with vibes today, man.” A tiny glowing fairy, named Zibbit, fluttered down onto his cap, casually reclining like it was the comfiest beanbag in the world. “Shlomo, you’ve literally been sitting in the same spot for, like, a hundred years.” Shlomo squinted his oversized, half-lidded eyes. “Exactly. You think enlightenment just grows on trees?” He chuckled to himself. “Well, actually, it kinda does, but you know what I mean.” Zibbit rolled onto her back, stretching her tiny arms. “You ever get tired of just… doing nothing?” Shlomo wobbled slightly. “Oh, my sweet, sweet, naïve little winged homie. Nothing is everything. You gotta just be, man. Like, let the wind carry your worries, let the earth hold your past, and let the morning dew… like… I dunno, moisturize you or whatever.” Zibbit stared. “That might be the dumbest but most profound thing I’ve ever heard.” Just then, a rustling in the bushes made them both pause. Out of the shadows emerged a frantic-looking squirrel, eyes wide, tail twitching like it had just been struck by lightning. “GUYS!” the squirrel screeched. “THE OWLS! THEY KNOW!” Shlomo blinked slowly. “Know what, my hyperactive acorn-munching amigo?” The squirrel darted back and forth like it had overdosed on espresso. “I— I don’t know! BUT THEY KNOW!” Zibbit sat up. “Wait… what are we talking about?” The squirrel grabbed its own face, hyperventilating. “THE OWLS KNOW, MAN! ABOUT— ABOUT THE THING! THE SECRET! THE BIG, HUGE—” Shlomo let out a long, slow sigh. “Dude. Relax. Take a breath. Let the cosmic currents, like… un-knot your little tail, bro.” The squirrel stopped. He looked at Shlomo. Then at Zibbit. Then back at Shlomo. “Oh. Yeah. Good call.” He took a deep breath. Then another. Then, with sudden clarity, he whispered, “Wait… what were we talking about?” Shlomo grinned. “My dude. Exactly.” The Cosmic Revelation The squirrel, now in a state of deep existential confusion, flopped onto the forest floor, staring at the sky. “Whoa… I feel… kinda better. Maybe I just needed to slow down.” Shlomo nodded sagely, his cap wobbling slightly. “That’s the thing, little buddy. You rush around, chase acorns, worry about owls, and next thing you know, you forget to just exist, ya know?” Zibbit, still lounging on Shlomo’s cap, flicked a tiny spark of fairy dust into the air. “You’re really just making all of this up as you go, aren’t you?” Shlomo grinned. “Absolutely. And yet… doesn’t it make perfect sense?” The squirrel, now reclining in the moss, let out a relaxed sigh. “Damn. Maybe I have been overthinking things. Like… what if the owls don’t actually know anything?” Shlomo’s eyes widened slightly. “Whoa. What if, like… nobody knows anything?” A hush fell over the forest. Zibbit sat up. “Wait. Hold on. That’s actually kind of deep.” Shlomo’s voice dropped to a whisper. “What if… reality is just, like… one big dream, man? Like, some enormous being is just tripping HARD right now, and we’re all part of its hallucination?” The squirrel gasped. “And when it wakes up…” “…POOF,” Shlomo said, wiggling his little wooden fingers for dramatic effect. “Gone. Just… spores in the wind.” Zibbit shuddered. “Dude, I was just here for the vibes. Now you’ve got me questioning the nature of my existence.” Shlomo exhaled—again, despite not having lungs. “Hey, don’t stress it, little winged wonder. Even if we’re all just part of some cosmic fever dream, it’s a pretty damn nice dream, yeah?” The squirrel nodded slowly. “Yeah… yeah, you’re right. I mean, I get free acorns. I got trees. I got my little twitchy tail. Life’s good.” Zibbit flopped back onto Shlomo’s cap, wings twitching. “You know what? Screw it. If reality is just a hallucination, I’m at least gonna enjoy it.” Shlomo grinned. “Now you’re getting it.” The trio sat in comfortable silence, watching the forest sway gently in the golden light. Birds chirped. Leaves rustled. Somewhere in the distance, an owl hooted. The squirrel bolted upright. “Wait—THE OWLS KNOW! WE FORGOT!” Shlomo chuckled, eyes half-lidded once more. “Did we, though?” The squirrel blinked. Thought for a moment. Then let out a slow exhale. “Damn. Good point.” And just like that, the great owl conspiracy was forgotten forever. Probably.     Take the Chill Vibes Home Love Shlomo’s laid-back wisdom? Now you can bring his mellow energy into your space with exclusive “High & Fungi” merch! Whether you're decorating your home, solving a puzzle, or carrying your essentials in style, we've got something for every fungi fan. 🌿 Tapestry – Perfect for transforming your space into a chill zone. 🎨 Canvas Print – Let Shlomo’s wisdom hang on your walls. 🧩 Puzzle – A trippy way to relax, one piece at a time. 👜 Tote Bag – Carry your essentials with mushroom-level chill. Get yours today and embrace the ultimate fungi philosophy—sit back, vibe, and let the world flow, man. 🍄✨

par Bill Tiepelman

A Trio of Springtime Mischief

The Great Bloom Heist Spring had arrived in the Enchanted Grove, and with it came the annual Cherry Blossom Festival—a time when the air smelled like honeyed petals, and even the grumpiest trolls cracked a smile (albeit begrudgingly). The festival was a sacred event, marked by a grand ceremony where the first bloom of the season was plucked and turned into the legendary Nectar of Eternal Delight, a potion so potent that one sip could make a banshee giggle. At the heart of this festival stood three very particular gnomes: Pip, Poppy, and Gus. They were known throughout the Grove not for their wisdom or generosity, but for their unrivaled talent in causing mayhem. Where there was trouble, there was a gnome-shaped footprint leading to it. “This year, we’re going to be legendary,” Pip declared, adjusting his oversized, rose-colored hat adorned with embroidered daisies. “We’re going to steal the First Bloom!” Poppy, the mastermind of the group, twirled her white beard thoughtfully. “The Blossom Keepers will be watching the tree all night. We’ll need a flawless plan.” Gus, who was currently stuffing his face with honeyed acorn pastries, raised a sticky finger. “What if we... bribe them?” Pip sighed. “Gus, we do not have enough pastries to bribe an entire guild of Keepers.” Poppy grinned. “But what if we make them think they’re needed elsewhere?” That was all it took. With a gleam in their eyes, the gnomes set their plan in motion. The Plan (Which Was Definitely Not Foolproof) At midnight, the Cherry Blossom tree stood tall and resplendent, its petals glowing faintly under the moonlight. The Blossom Keepers, clad in their ceremonial robes (which honestly looked suspiciously like oversized pajamas), stood at attention. No squirrel, fairy, or gnome would get past them. Or so they thought. Phase One: Distraction. Gus, wearing an absurdly large cloak that made him look like a sentient pile of fabric, waddled up to the Keepers. “I have urgent news!” he gasped dramatically. The eldest Keeper peered down. “What news, little one?” “The Moon Moths are revolting! They’re demanding better working conditions and have threatened to, uh, boycott the night sky!” The Keepers blinked. “That... doesn’t sound real.” “Oh, it’s VERY real,” Gus continued, summoning every ounce of fake sincerity he could muster. “Just imagine—no shimmering wings, no graceful moonlit dances. Just an empty sky, like a sad, forgotten soup bowl.” The Keepers exchanged nervous glances. They couldn’t risk a celestial labor strike. With a hurried nod, they rushed off to investigate, leaving the sacred First Bloom unguarded. Phase Two: The Heist With the Keepers gone, Pip and Poppy sprang into action. Pip climbed onto Poppy’s shoulders, teetering dangerously as he reached for the blossom. “Almost... got it...” Just as his fingers brushed the delicate petals, a gust of wind sent him toppling off Poppy’s shoulders and straight into the tree, where he clung like an oversized, panicked squirrel. Poppy, trying to be helpful, grabbed a stick and poked at him. “Just let go, Pip. I’ll catch you.” “That is an unbelievable lie, Poppy.” “Fair enough. Just—” Before she could finish, Pip lost his grip. With a dramatic yelp, he plummeted, bounced off a lower branch, and landed with a soft poof into Gus’s fluffy hat. They sat in stunned silence for a moment. Then Poppy grinned and held up the First Bloom, which had fallen neatly into her hands. “Would you look at that?” Victory! But just as they were about to celebrate, a shadow loomed over them. It was the Head Keeper. And he did not look pleased. “Well, well, well,” the Keeper said, arms crossed. “If it isn’t the Blossom Bandits.” Pip swallowed hard. “We prefer ‘Mischievous Floral Enthusiasts.’” The Keeper narrowed his eyes. “Do you have any idea what kind of punishment is in store for thieves like you?” Silence. Then Gus, ever the opportunist, cleared his throat. “Would you, uh, accept a bribe?” The Keeper raised an eyebrow. “Go on.” Gus pulled a slightly smushed acorn pastry from his pocket and held it out with a hopeful grin. And that was when the real trouble began. The Trouble with Bribes The Head Keeper eyed the smushed acorn pastry in Gus’s outstretched hand. The gnome trio held their breath. For a moment, it seemed like the Keeper might accept the bribe. His fingers twitched. His nostrils flared ever so slightly, catching the scent of honeyed nuts. But then, with a sigh, he crossed his arms. “I’m allergic to acorns,” he said flatly. Gus gasped in horror. “But they’re a superfood!” “For you, perhaps,” the Keeper said. “For me, they’re a death sentence. Now—” He snatched the First Bloom from Poppy’s hands. “You three are in a world of trouble.” The Trial of the Gnomes By dawn, Pip, Poppy, and Gus found themselves standing before the Grand Council of the Enchanted Grove—a collection of elders who looked very wise but also, conveniently, quite sleepy. Apparently, holding a trial at sunrise wasn’t an especially popular idea. “Gnomes Pip, Poppy, and Gus,” droned the eldest Council member, a wrinkled elf named Elder Thimblewick. “You have been charged with grand floral larceny, Keeper deception, and—” he squinted at the scroll in his hands, “—‘reckless tree climbing without a permit.’ How do you plead?” Pip glanced at his friends, then puffed up his chest. “Not guilty, on account of technicality.” Thimblewick frowned. “What technicality?” “The First Bloom fell into Poppy’s hands. Gravity did the real stealing.” The Council murmured amongst themselves. It was, admittedly, a solid point. The Head Keeper, still seething, stepped forward. “I demand justice! They plotted this crime! They tricked the Keepers and endangered the sacred blossom!” Gus cleared his throat. “To be fair, you abandoned your post because of a made-up moth strike. That’s on you.” “Silence!” the Keeper snapped. The Council exchanged glances. Finally, Elder Thimblewick sighed. “This is a mess. But a crime was committed. A punishment is required.” The Unusual Punishment The gnomes braced themselves. Banishment? Hard labor? Were they about to be sentenced to a life of unpaid squirrel-wrangling? Thimblewick cleared his throat. “For your crimes against the Enchanted Grove, your punishment is thus: You must personally assist in the Cherry Blossom Festival preparations.” The gnomes stared. “That’s it?” Pip asked. “You want us to—what—hang banners and sprinkle flower petals?” “Among other things,” Thimblewick said. “You will also oversee the nectar-making process and act as official greeters for every guest.” Poppy groaned. “Ugh. That means smiling, doesn’t it?” Thimblewick nodded. “Oh yes. And wearing matching festive gnome tunics.” At this, Gus let out a horrified gasp. “You mean—uniforms?” “Precisely,” the elder said with a smirk. “Pink ones. With ruffles.” The gnomes shuddered. The Worst Day of Their Lives Thus began the worst—and most humiliating—day in Pip, Poppy, and Gus’s mischievous little lives. First, they were forced into the most frilly, lace-covered, pastel-pink tunics imaginable. Gus nearly fainted. Poppy cursed under her breath. Pip, always the optimist, tried to convince himself they were wearing “intimidation garments.” They were not. Then came the endless festival preparations. They spent the morning filling nectar jugs, which was dull enough—until Gus accidentally fell into a vat of the sacred liquid and had to be fished out with a broom. By noon, they were tasked with handing out floral garlands to visitors. This part should have been easy, except that Pip got carried away and turned it into a competitive sport, aggressively throwing garlands at unsuspecting guests. “YOU GET A WREATH! YOU GET A WREATH!” Pip shouted, pelting a confused centaur in the face with a ring of daisies. By evening, they were utterly exhausted. They slumped against a cherry tree, their once-vibrant tunics now covered in flower petals, spilled nectar, and Gus’s dignity. “I can’t believe we got caught,” Poppy groaned. “We had such a solid plan.” Pip sighed. “Maybe we should retire from crime.” They sat in silence for a long moment. Then Gus snorted. “Nah.” They burst into laughter. Mischief, after all, was in their blood. As the festival continued around them, the three gnomes made a silent pact: Next year, they wouldn’t just steal the First Bloom. They’d steal the whole tree. But for now? They’d suffer through the ruffled tunics, hand out garlands, and bide their time. The gnome way.     Bring the Magic Home Love the mischievous charm of Pip, Poppy, and Gus? Now you can bring their whimsical world into your home! Whether you want to cozy up with a stunning tapestry, add a touch of enchantment with a canvas print, or challenge yourself with a delightful puzzle, there's a perfect way to keep the gnome mischief alive. 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par Bill Tiepelman

The Grumpy Guardian of the Glade

Deep in the heart of the Eldermoss Forest, where the trees whispered gossip about the birds and the mushrooms glowed suspiciously at night, there existed a tiny, winged creature with the disposition of a tax auditor during finals week. His name was Cragglethump, though most simply called him ‘that pissed-off fairy’ or, if they were particularly unlucky, ‘Agh, my face!’ Cragglethump had been the self-appointed (read: forcibly assigned by a drunken fairy council) Guardian of the Glade for over five centuries. His job? Ensure that no human, beast, or idiot goblin came trampling through, disrupting the delicate magic of the land. He did this mostly through a mixture of terrifying glares, creative insults, and, when necessary, strategic nut-punches. A Rude Awakening On this particularly fine morning, Cragglethump sat hunched on his favorite moss-covered branch, arms crossed, wings twitching in irritation. He had been rudely awoken by something truly horrific—a bard. Not just any bard, but a lute-wielding, hair-too-perfect, teeth-too-white, likely-to-have-chlamydia bard. The kind that sang ballads about love and heroism while knowing full well he had run from the last fight he was in. He was strumming away at his lute like he was trying to seduce a particularly lonely oak tree. Cragglethump narrowed his eyes and let out a low growl. “Oh, for the love of fungus-ridden troll bollocks.” The bard, blissfully unaware of his imminent demise, continued to butcher a song about some lost princess or whatever. Cragglethump sighed, cracked his knuckles, and stood. Fairy Diplomacy (aka Violence) With the grace of an elderly alley cat, Cragglethump launched himself off the branch and dive-bombed straight for the bard’s stupid face. The moment of impact was exquisite—a perfect combination of tiny fairy foot to nasal bridge. The bard shrieked and flailed, his lute slipping from his fingers and landing with a tragic *twang* against a rock. “GODS ABOVE, WHAT THE—” “YOU!” Cragglethump roared, flitting up to hover directly in front of the bard’s very confused and rapidly swelling nose. “Do you have any idea what time it is? What the hell do you think you’re doing polluting my glade with your noise pollution?” “I—I was just—” “No. No, no, no. You were NOT ‘just.’ You were warbling like a dying squirrel and expecting someone to be impressed. Spoiler alert: No one is impressed.” The bard’s lower lip trembled. “That’s a bit harsh.” Cragglethump smirked. “Oh, sweet summer twat, I haven’t even gotten started.” With that, he plucked a small handful of dust from his tattered sleeve, muttered an incantation under his breath, and blew it straight into the bard’s face. Instantly, the young man’s hair turned a spectacular shade of bright green, his teeth lengthened into miniature tusks, and a mysterious but persistent farting noise began emanating from his boots. The bard screamed. “What did you DO?!” “Cursed you.” Cragglethump dusted his hands off and turned away. “Enjoy your new look, dipshit. Now get out before I do something permanent.” As the bard ran wailing from the forest, Cragglethump landed back on his branch with a satisfied sigh. “Another successful morning,” he muttered. But his satisfaction was short-lived. Because that’s when the unicorn arrived.     The Unicorn from Hell Cragglethump had seen some shit in his time—goblins trying to cook with rocks, witches attempting to seduce trees, even an elf trying to smoke an entire beehive (long story). But nothing had prepared him for this. Standing in the middle of his glade was a unicorn. And not the graceful, shimmering, poetic kind. No, this one had the dead-eyed stare of a creature who had seen things. Things that had changed it. Its once-pristine white coat was covered in what looked suspiciously like bloodstains. Its horn, instead of a delicate spiral of magic, was cracked and jagged like it had been used as a prison shiv. It chewed on what appeared to be an old boot, its jaw working methodically as it stared Cragglethump down. “…The fuck?” Cragglethump whispered. Regret in Equine Form The unicorn spat out the boot and took a step forward. “Yo,” it said. Cragglethump’s brain short-circuited. “Unicorns don’t talk.” “Yeah? And fairies don’t look like my grandpa’s angry hemorrhoid, but here we are.” Cragglethump’s eye twitched. “Excuse me?” “Name’s Stabsy,” the unicorn said, rolling its massive shoulders. “Been on the run. Shit went south in the Enchanted Plains.” “Define ‘shit,’” Cragglethump said slowly. “Well.” Stabsy licked his teeth. “Turns out, if you gore a prince, people tend to take offense.” Cragglethump groaned and dragged a hand down his face. “What. The. Actual. Hell.” The Absolute Worst Idea Stabsy clomped forward until he was nose-to-nose with Cragglethump. “Look, you seem like a guy who gets things done. I need a place to lay low. You got a nice setup here.” Cragglethump opened his mouth to say absolutely not, but Stabsy cut him off. “Also, I may have pissed off a warlock, and there’s a small but nonzero chance they’re tracking me.” “Of course there is.” Cragglethump rubbed his temples. “And what, pray tell, did you do to this warlock?” “You ever play blackjack?” Cragglethump stared at him. Stabsy grinned. “Turns out, warlocks really don’t like losing.” Before Cragglethump could start screaming, the first fireball hit.     It is a universally acknowledged truth that if you curse a bard, they will absolutely, without a doubt, try to get revenge in the most dramatic and inconvenient way possible. Cragglethump should have known. He did know. And yet, when the first note of an all-too-familiar lute twanged through the trees, he still nearly choked on the acorn he’d been chewing. “Oh, for the love of—” He spun around, wings twitching furiously. There, standing at the edge of the glade, was the bard he had cursed earlier that morning. His once luscious brown locks were still an aggressive shade of green, his tusked teeth gave him the aesthetic of a failed orc cosplayer, and his eyes burned with the kind of melodramatic vengeance only a bard could summon. He had changed clothes, though. Which was a shame, because his new outfit was worse. “YOU!” the bard bellowed, pointing dramatically at Cragglethump. Cragglethump sighed, rubbing his temples. “What, dipshit?” “I, Alaric the Harmonious, have returned to reclaim my honor!” Stabsy the Unicorn, still lounging nearby and gnawing on a suspiciously human-looking bone, glanced up. “You look like an enchanted swamp farted you out, bud.” Alaric ignored him, instead launching into what was clearly a rehearsed monologue. “You thought you could humiliate me? Curse me?! Reduce me to some… some grotesque green-haired monster?!” “To be fair,” Cragglethump interjected, “you look like that one elf nobody invites to parties because he keeps talking about his beard-care routine.” Alaric’s eye twitched. “I have come to take my revenge.” The Power of Passive-Aggressive Music The bard reached into his bag and pulled out his lute. Cragglethump tensed, preparing for an attack, but instead of a fireball or some nonsense, the bard just started… playing. Badly. It wasn’t just out of tune—it was aggressively, maliciously out of tune. A truly diabolical combination of sour notes and over-exaggerated strumming. And worst of all, he was singing. “Ohhh, in the woods there is a beast, Whose old ass hair has never been greased, He curses bards and smells like mold, And probably has a shriveled-up—” “HEY!” Cragglethump barked. “You little shit.” Alaric smirked, strumming harder. “Ohhh, his wings are weak, his heart is small, And I bet he’s got no balls at all!” Cragglethump’s wings flared in pure rage. “I swear on my ancestors, if you don’t shut up—” But then, something truly horrifying happened. The plants started wilting. Leaves drooped. Mushrooms let out tiny, pitiful sighs before shriveling into dust. A rabbit hopped by, took one whiff of the melody, and immediately keeled over. “Oh, shit,” Cragglethump muttered. Stabsy took a step back. “That’s not normal.” Bardic Black Magic Alaric’s smirk widened. “Oh, did I forget to mention?” He plucked a particularly heinous chord. “I made a deal with a hag.” Cragglethump groaned. “Of course you did.” “Turns out, my curse wasn’t just cosmetic.” Alaric leaned forward, eyes gleaming. “The hag gave me a little bonus. Now, whenever I play, magic dies.” Silence settled over the glade. Then Stabsy burst out laughing. “HA! You made a deal with a hag over a bad haircut? That’s peak bard energy.” “Laugh all you want,” Alaric said. “But if I keep playing? This whole glade is going to be nothing but dirt.” Cragglethump clenched his fists. “You little shitweasel.” “Beg me for mercy,” Alaric said, smug. Cragglethump narrowed his eyes. “I’ll do you one better.” He grabbed a handful of dust from his sleeve and, with a flick of his wrist, blew it straight into Alaric’s face. The bard staggered back, coughing. “What the hell did you—” Then he froze. The Curse Upgrade Alaric’s eyes went wide. His face paled. Then, slowly, his lips began to tremble. Cragglethump grinned. “Enjoy your new curse, dumbass.” Alaric opened his mouth to scream—but no sound came out. His lips moved, but his voice was gone. Gone. The bard let out a silent wail, his hands clutching at his throat. He looked at Cragglethump with pure, unfiltered horror. “Oh, what’s that?” Cragglethump said, all fake concern. “You got something to say? A song, perhaps? A little ballad?” Alaric made a series of frantic, inaudible noises. “Oh, you poor thing.” Cragglethump smirked. “Must be awful. A bard with no voice? Tragic.” Alaric let out another silent scream and took off running. Stabsy shook his head, chuckling. “Damn. Remind me to never piss you off.” Cragglethump sighed, stretching his arms. “Well, that’s enough bullshit for one day.” Unfortunately, fate had other plans. Because that’s when the warlock arrived.     The Absolutely Stupid Final Chapter There was something deeply, cosmically unfair about the fact that Cragglethump couldn’t get through a single godsdamned day without some new brand of magical bullshit showing up to ruin his life. First, the bard. Then, the sociopathic unicorn. And now? A warlock. And not just any warlock. This one looked like he’d crawled straight out of a bad fantasy novel. Robes too long, dramatic staff, glowing eyes, and an aura that screamed, Yes, I have sacrificed something alive today. The warlock stood at the edge of the glade, silhouetted by the eerie blue glow of his own sinister magic. He raised a single hand. “WHO,” he boomed, “HAS HARB—” “Hold that thought,” Cragglethump interrupted. “I need a drink.” The Best Worst Idea Ever The warlock blinked. “What?” “You heard me.” Cragglethump dusted himself off, fluttering to a nearby stump. “Look, I don’t know what this is about, but I already wasted most of my patience dealing with a bard’s revenge arc and a unicorn with murder issues. So before you monologue, I propose an alternative: a drinking contest.” There was a long, stunned silence. Stabsy’s ears perked up. “Oh, hell yes.” The warlock scowled. “I am here to avenge my honor! That thing—” he jabbed a finger at Stabsy “—cheated me out of a fortune, and I—” “Blah, blah, blah,” Cragglethump interrupted, yawning. “Drinking contest or shut the hell up.” The warlock frowned. “That’s not how vengeance works.” “Oh, I’m sorry, I didn’t realize you were a coward.” Stabsy gasped dramatically. “Ohhhhh shit, he called you a bitch.” The warlock’s eye twitched. “I accept,” he growled. Rules Are for Losers Within minutes, a crude wooden table was set up in the middle of the glade, covered in an alarming variety of alcoholic substances. Fairy mead. Dwarven stout. Goblin moonshine (which was technically illegal, but Cragglethump had connections). Cragglethump, Stabsy, and the warlock all took their seats. “Rules are simple,” Cragglethump said, pouring the first round. “We drink until someone passes out, vomits, or admits defeat.” “I should warn you,” the warlock said, gripping his tankard. “I have imbibed the elixirs of the darkest realms.” “Yeah, yeah,” Cragglethump muttered. “Less talking, more drinking.” Round One: Fairy Mead The first round went down smooth. Fairy mead was deceptively strong, but Cragglethump was built different. Stabsy barely reacted. The warlock took his with a slight grimace. “This is... sweet,” he muttered. Cragglethump snorted. “Yeah, well, enjoy it while you can.” Round Two: Dwarven Stout By the second round, things started getting fuzzy. Dwarven stout had the unique property of making everything seem both hilarious and imminently dangerous. Stabsy was now laughing uncontrollably at a nearby rock. The warlock looked oddly thoughtful. “You know,” he slurred, “I came here to incinerate you all, but I’m feeling kinda... warm.” “That’s the stout,” Cragglethump said. “And also the early stages of bad decision-making.” Round Three: Goblin Moonshine This was where things got serious. Goblin moonshine was not meant for civilized consumption. It was technically closer to weaponized alchemy than a drink. Cragglethump took his shot like a champion. Stabsy gagged, then hiccupped so hard he momentarily teleported. The warlock, meanwhile, turned an unsettling shade of green. “This is... ungodly.” Cragglethump grinned. “You tapping out, big guy?” The warlock narrowed his eyes. “Never.” Round Four: ??? At this point, no one knew what they were drinking. Some ancient, unlabeled bottle had appeared, and no one was sober enough to question it. Cragglethump took a swig. So did Stabsy. The warlock followed suit. Then everything went to shit. The Aftermath The next morning, Cragglethump woke up sprawled on his back, wings twitching, head pounding. There were scorch marks in the grass. The table was missing. Stabsy was asleep in a tree. The warlock lay face-down in the dirt, snoring softly. Cragglethump groaned. “What... the fuck happened?” Stabsy rolled over. “I think we bonded.” The warlock stirred, slowly sitting up. His robes were singed, and he was missing a boot. “I... no longer remember why I was angry.” Cragglethump smirked. “See? Drinking contest. Solves everything.” The warlock blinked at him, then sighed. “You know what? Fine. The unicorn lives. But I’m taking a nap first.” Cragglethump stretched. “Good talk.” And with that, he flopped back onto the moss, vowing to never deal with another idiot ever again. (Spoiler: He absolutely would.)     Bring the Grumpy Guardian Home Loved this ridiculous tale of magical misadventures? Why not bring a little of that cranky fairy energy into your own home? 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par Bill Tiepelman

Melodies of the Woodland Mystic

Deep in the heart of the Everwhimsy Forest, where the trees whispered riddles and the mushrooms hummed in harmony, lived a peculiar fellow known as Bartholomew Bumblesnuff. He wasn’t a wizard, though his beard often housed stray fireflies that made him look the part. Nor was he an elf, though his fingers danced on the strings of his guitar like they knew secrets the wind had forgotten. Bartholomew was, quite simply, a mystic. Not the kind that charged absurd fees for vague prophecies, but the sort who understood that the universe was best unraveled through music, tea, and the occasional well-placed “hmm.” The Troubled Mushroom Council One evening, as he was composing a new song about the philosophical implications of buttered toast, a frantic delegation of sentient mushrooms appeared. These were no ordinary fungi; they were the esteemed Mushroom Council of Sporeston, known for their solemn debates on subjects such as “What Even Is Time?” and “Should We Outlaw the Word ‘Moist’?” “Oh wise and melodic one!” cried Chairman Portobello, adjusting his tiny spectacles. “We have a crisis most dire!” “Is it existential?” Bartholomew asked, taking a contemplative sip of his chamomile tea. “It is worse,” the mushroom trembled. “The Toad of Many Problems has returned!” The Toad of Many Problems The Toad of Many Problems was a well-known local menace. He had an extraordinary ability to complain about absolutely everything, at all times, without stopping for breath. He once ranted for three days about a single missing sock. Bartholomew nodded. “What, uh… what seems to be his problem now?” “He says,” Chairman Portobello gulped, “that the moon is looking at him funny.” Bartholomew strummed a few thoughtful chords. “Mmm. A tricky one.” Negotiating with a Toad The next day, Bartholomew strolled to the Toad of Many Problems’ favorite complaining spot, a mossy rock beside the babbling brook (which he had previously accused of “gossiping”). “Oh, hello,” the toad huffed. “Let me tell you. The moon? Completely judging me. Just up there. Looming.” Bartholomew nodded sagely. “Have you considered that the moon is just… existing?” The toad blinked. “What, like, without a motive?!” “Mmm,” hummed Bartholomew. He plucked his guitar, sending a lazy ripple through the air. “You know, everything just is, my warty friend. The moon shines, the river flows, you complain. It’s all very natural.” The toad frowned. “Are you saying I’m part of the great cosmic balance?” “Without you, who would point out the things others ignore? The moon needs you, my friend. Otherwise, it would have no one to keep it humble.” The toad gasped. “You’re right. I provide a service!” “Mmm,” Bartholomew hummed again. The Song That Saved the Forest That night, under a sky freckled with stars, Bartholomew composed a song inspired by the toad’s plight. It was a melody of acceptance, a ballad of embracing the weirdness of existence. As he strummed, the fireflies blinked in rhythm, the trees swayed approvingly, and the mushrooms sighed with deep fungal satisfaction. The Toad of Many Problems, sitting proudly on his mossy rock, nodded along. “You know,” he murmured, “maybe the moon and I can coexist after all.” And so, for the first time in centuries, the Everwhimsy Forest experienced a rare and beautiful thing: peace. At least until the toad discovered that someone had rearranged his pebbles. But that, dear reader, is another story.     Looking for a piece of whimsical magic to add to your space? "Melodies of the Woodland Mystic" is available for prints, downloads, and licensing in our Image Archive. Bring the charm of this musical sage into your home or creative projects! 👉 View in the Archive 🎶✨

par Bill Tiepelman

Warden Gnomes of the Mystic Grove

A tale of adventure, mystery, and three grumpy, battle-hardened gnomes who are really just trying to mind their own business. Part One: A Fool’s Errand “You hear that?” Gorrim, the tallest (by an impressive half-inch) of the Warden Gnomes, tilted his head toward the distant crunch of twigs underfoot. He narrowed his eyes beneath his heavy, rune-stitched hat, gripping the pommel of his sword. “Someone’s coming.” “Oh, fantastic,” huffed Baelin, the most cantankerous of the three. “Another dimwit thinking they can plunder our forest for ‘hidden treasures’ or some other nonsense.” He adjusted his ornate battle axe and leaned against the gnarled trunk of an ancient oak. “I say we scare ‘em off. Let’s go full ‘ominous guardian’ routine. Maybe some spooky chanting.” “We did that last time,” Ollo, the youngest (a mere 312 years old), pointed out. “They just screamed and ran in circles until they fell into the bog.” Baelin grinned. “Exactly.” Gorrim sighed, rubbing his temples. “Let’s at least see what kind of idiot we’re dealing with before we start traumatizing them.” The three gnomes peered through the underbrush as a figure stumbled into view—a lanky, wide-eyed human man dressed in what could only be described as ‘fashionably impractical adventuring gear.’ His boots were too clean, his tunic too crisp, and his belt held far too many shiny trinkets for someone who had actually faced any real danger. “Oh, sweet mushroom spirits, he’s a noble,” Ollo muttered. “You can smell the entitlement from here.” “Good evening, fair woodland creatures!” the man announced with an exaggerated flourish. “I am Lord Percival Ravenshade, intrepid explorer, seeker of lost relics, and—” “—and first-place winner of ‘Who’s Most Likely to Get Eaten by a Bear,’” Baelin cut in. Percival blinked. “I—what?” “State your business, long-legs,” Gorrim said, his voice edged with patience that was rapidly wearing thin. “This is protected land.” Percival puffed up his chest. “Ah! But I seek something of great importance! The fabled Gem of Eldertree, said to be hidden within this very forest! Surely, noble gnome-folk such as yourselves would be delighted to assist a humble scholar such as myself!” The gnomes exchanged a look. “Oh, this is gonna be fun,” Ollo murmured. Baelin scratched his beard. “You mean the Gem of Eldertree?” “Yes!” Percival’s eyes gleamed with excitement. “The very same Gem of Eldertree that’s guarded by a bloodthirsty, soul-devouring, absolutely massive spirit-beast?” Percival’s confidence wavered. “…Yes?” Gorrim nodded solemnly. “The one that’s cursed to drive treasure hunters insane with whispering voices until they wander into a nest of venomous shadow-vipers?” Percival hesitated. “…Possibly?” Ollo leaned in conspiratorially. “The same gem that once turned a man’s entire skeleton inside out just for touching it?” Percival gulped. “That one?” Baelin grinned. “Yep.” The nobleman took a deep breath, then squared his shoulders. “No matter the danger, I shall face it with honor! Besides, legends say a trio of wise gnomes knows the way to the gem.” “Hah! Wise gnomes.” Ollo snorted. “Good one.” Gorrim crossed his arms. “And if we do know the way, what makes you think we’d help you?” “Gold!” Percival said brightly, jingling a pouch. “Plenty of it! And fame! Your names will be sung in the halls of kings!” “Oh yes, because that worked out so well for the last guy who came through here,” Baelin muttered. Gorrim sighed deeply. “Against my better judgment… I say we take him.” Baelin stared. “You what?” Ollo clapped his hands together. “Ohhh, this is going to be hilarious.” Gorrim smirked. “We take him… and make sure he fully appreciates the horrors of this forest before we even get close to the gem.” Baelin’s face broke into a wicked grin. “Oh, I like it.” Percival, oblivious, beamed. “Wonderful! Lead the way, my good gnomes!” “Oh, we will,” Ollo muttered as they began their trek into the dark heart of the Mystic Grove. “We most certainly will.”     The Scenic Route to Certain Doom Percival strutted confidently behind the three gnomes, his boots crunching against the damp forest floor. The deeper they went into the Mystic Grove, the darker and more twisted the trees became, their branches curling overhead like skeletal fingers. A faint, eerie whispering echoed through the air—though whether it was the wind or something far more sinister was up for debate. “You know,” Baelin mused, nudging Ollo, “I give him twenty minutes before he cries.” “Ten,” Ollo countered. “Did you see how he flinched when that squirrel sneezed?” Gorrim, ever the responsible one, ignored them. “Alright, Percival. If you really want the Gem of Eldertree, there are some… shall we say… precautionary measures we need to take.” Percival, ever eager, nodded. “Ah, of course! Some kind of magical rite? Perhaps a test of my courage?” Baelin grinned. “Oh, it’s a test all right. First, we need to check if you’re… resistant to the Wailing Mushrooms of Despair.” Percival blinked. “The what now?” “Very dangerous,” Ollo said gravely. “If you hear their cries, you could be overwhelmed with such unbearable existential dread that you forget how to breathe.” Percival paled. “That’s a thing that happens?” Baelin nodded solemnly. “Tragic, really. Just last month, a guy collapsed on the spot. One moment, determined explorer. Next moment, curled up in a fetal position sobbing about how time is a meaningless construct.” Percival looked around nervously. “H-how do I know if I’m… resistant?” Ollo shrugged. “Oh, we’ll know.” They led him to a cluster of large, pulsing fungi with bioluminescent blue caps. Gorrim gave one a light poke, and it released a long, eerie wail that sounded suspiciously like an elderly man muttering, “What’s the point of it all?” Percival yelped and took several steps back. “By the gods! That’s unnatural!” “Hmm.” Ollo stroked his beard. “He didn’t immediately collapse into an existential crisis. That’s promising.” Baelin leaned in. “Think we should tell him they’re just regular mushrooms and the wailing sound is Gorrim throwing his voice?” “Not yet,” Ollo whispered back. “Let’s see how much more we can get away with.” Gorrim cleared his throat. “Alright, Percival. You’ve passed the first test. But the path ahead is dangerous.” Percival straightened up, puffing out his chest again. “I’m ready for anything!” Baelin smirked. “Good. Because the next part of the journey involves the Bridge of Certain Peril.” “Certain… peril?” Percival repeated warily. “Oh, yes,” Ollo said, nodding seriously. “A rickety, ancient bridge stretched across a bottomless chasm. So old, so fragile, that even a slight gust of wind could send a man plummeting into the abyss below.” Percival’s confidence wavered. “I… see.” Moments later, they arrived at said bridge. It was, in reality, a very sturdy, well-maintained stone bridge. The kind you could probably drive a fully armored war elephant across without so much as a wobble. But Percival didn’t need to know that. “There it is,” Baelin said, making his voice tremble just enough to sell the drama. “The most treacherous bridge in all the land.” Percival took one look at it and visibly paled. “It looks… uh… sturdier than I expected.” “That’s what it wants you to think,” Ollo said darkly. “It’s the cursed winds you have to worry about.” “Cursed winds?!” “Oh, yes,” Gorrim said with a straight face. “Unpredictable. Invisible. The moment you least expect it—whoosh! Gone.” Percival gulped. “Right. Yes. Of course.” Taking a deep breath, he stepped cautiously onto the bridge. Baelin, grinning like a madman, subtly cupped his hands and let out a low, ominous whoooooosh. Percival let out a shriek and flung himself flat against the stone, gripping it as if he might be flung into the abyss at any moment. Ollo wiped a tear from his eye. “I’m going to miss him when the forest eats him.” Gorrim sighed. “Alright, enough. Let’s get him to the ruins before he has a heart attack.” Percival, still visibly shaken, scrambled to his feet and hurried to the other side of the bridge, panting heavily. “H-ha! I conquered the Bridge of Certain Peril! That wasn’t so bad!” Baelin slapped him on the back. “Atta boy! Now just one last thing before we reach the temple.” Percival hesitated. “I swear, if it’s another test—” “Oh, no test,” Ollo assured him. “We just need to wake up the guardian.” “The… guardian?” “Yeah,” Baelin said, waving a hand dismissively. “The spirit-beast of Eldertree. Giant, angry, breathes fire, maybe eats souls? Honestly, it’s been a while.” Percival went rigid. “You weren’t… joking about that?” Gorrim smirked. “Oh no. That part’s real.” The trees ahead trembled. A deep, guttural growl echoed through the forest. Baelin grinned. “Welp. You first, brave adventurer.” Percival turned slowly toward them, his expression caught somewhere between utter horror and regret. “Oh,” Ollo whispered. “He’s definitely gonna cry.” To be continued… maybe.     Bring the Magic Home! Love the world of the Warden Gnomes? Now you can bring a piece of their mischievous, mystical adventure into your own space! 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par Bill Tiepelman

Gilded Dreams in Twilight Woods

The first rule of being a fairy queen? Don’t eat the glowing mushrooms. The second rule? Absolutely don’t stare into the abyss of a bioluminescent mushroom’s soul unless you enjoy existential crises at inconvenient times. Yet here she was, Queen Lysaria of the Gilded Vale, kneeling before one such mystical fungus, contemplating her life choices. The thing pulsed softly, casting golden light over her intricate tattoos—arcane markings that looked regal but mostly just reminded her of that one time she got blackout drunk and let an overenthusiastic warlock “enhance” her aesthetic. “Ugh. You again.” She exhaled dramatically, addressing the tiny golden skull nestled in the moss beside her. “What are you even doing here, Morty? You’re dead. Move on.” The skull, unsurprisingly, remained silent. Typical. A Queen’s Responsibilities (And Other Nonsense) Ruling an enchanted forest was exhausting. Sure, the job came with perks—glowing wings, an uncanny ability to manipulate moonlight, a harem of aggressively devoted satyrs—but it also came with an absurd amount of administrative work. Who knew fae taxes were a thing? Who was even paying them? No one had currency! Just trinkets, riddles, and the occasional stolen pocket watch. Last week, she spent two hours settling a border dispute between a family of talking foxes and a clan of sentient mushrooms. The foxes wanted to build a den. The mushrooms claimed ancestral land rights. Ancestral land rights. They were mushrooms. “Honestly,” Lysaria muttered to the mushroom she was now addressing like an unpaid therapist, “if one more tree spirit petitions me about ‘excessive owl hooting’ at night, I’m going to personally train every owl in the kingdom to recite poetry at full volume.” The mushroom twinkled in response. Rude. The Curse of Eternal Beauty It wasn’t that Lysaria hated being queen. It was that she hated work. And expectations. And—most tragically of all—being stunningly beautiful but still legally obligated to attend council meetings. Centuries of immortality had kept her looking like an elven supermodel, which was fantastic for seduction purposes but absolutely wretched when it came to avoiding responsibility. Everyone just assumed that because she was stunning, she had her life together. Hilarious. She adjusted the delicate golden crown atop her head—half out of habit, half to make sure it was still there, because losing a royal headpiece in a magical forest was a logistical nightmare. “What do I even want?” she pondered aloud, mostly to irritate the silent skull. “I mean, besides unlimited wine, zero responsibilities, and a sentient bathtub that whispers compliments?” The wind rustled in what she could only assume was judgment. A Plan (Or Close Enough) Suddenly, an idea. A stunningly reckless idea. “You know what?” She stood, brushing moss off her impossibly well-fitted gown. “I’m taking a sabbatical. A well-earned break from royal nonsense.” The mushroom flickered disapprovingly. “Oh, don’t look at me like that. What’s the worst that could happen?” The wind whispered again. The fireflies dimmed. The very air seemed to shudder. Somewhere in the distance, a tree spirit screamed. Queen Lysaria grinned. This was going to be fun. Adventures in Irresponsibility The plan was simple: disappear for a while. Let the kingdom figure itself out. If the trees started warring with the river spirits again, they’d just have to deal with it. Not her problem. She’d go incognito—maybe dye her hair, swap the crown for an edgy hooded cloak, and pretend to be a mysterious wanderer. Maybe she'd con some humans into buying enchanted trinkets for exorbitant prices. Maybe she’d find a nice fae tavern and get irresponsibly drunk on moonberry wine. The possibilities were endless. Just as she was about to turn and leave, a deep, unmistakable sigh came from the skull. Lysaria froze. “Morty,” she said slowly. “Did you just sigh?” The skull remained silent. She crouched down, narrowing her eyes. “I swear on my own ethereal beauty, if you’ve been sentient this whole time and just letting me rant to you like a lunatic—” The skull rattled. Ever so slightly. “Oh, you little—” Before she could finish her (no doubt eloquent and biting) insult, a bright golden light erupted from the mushroom beside her, forcing her to stumble back. “Oh, fantastic,” she muttered, shielding her eyes. “What now? Is it divine intervention? Have the gods decided I’m too gorgeous to be left unsupervised?” The light pulsed, and suddenly, the entire forest exhaled. The trees whispered. The leaves trembled. The skull? It laughed. “Oh, you have got to be kidding me.” Lysaria turned sharply as the golden glow coalesced into a shape. A figure. A tall, familiar, obnoxiously smug figure. Standing before her, wrapped in shimmering gold light, was Morty. Mortimer the Eternal. A once-great, now-mostly-dead trickster god. And he was grinning. “Miss me?” he asked, voice dripping with amusement. Lysaria closed her eyes, exhaled slowly, and considered all of her life choices. “This,” she said, pointing at him, “is exactly why I need a vacation.” Morty laughed again, stepping forward. “Oh, my dear Queen. If you’re looking for an escape, I have just the adventure for you.” Lysaria narrowed her eyes. She should say no. She should say no. Instead, she sighed dramatically and dusted off her gown. “Fine,” she muttered. “But if this involves paperwork, I’m setting you on fire.” Morty just smirked. “You always were my favorite.” And with that, the forest exhaled again—this time, pulling them both into darkness.     Rule #3: Never Trust a Trickster God In hindsight, Queen Lysaria should have known better. She should have turned around, walked straight back to her unnecessarily extravagant throne, and resumed pretending to care about border disputes between talking foxes and melodramatic mushrooms. But no. She had to be curious. Now, she was plummeting through a swirling void of golden light and bad decisions, with Mortimer the Eternal—former god, current pain in her ass—floating beside her like he was enjoying a leisurely swim. “You could have at least warned me,” she grumbled, trying to ignore the fact that gravity had seemingly taken a sabbatical. Morty smirked. “Where’s the fun in that?” Before she could launch into a well-deserved tirade, the golden vortex spat them out like a drunk tavern patron ejecting bad whiskey. Lysaria landed with a distinct lack of grace, her gown gathering an unreasonable amount of dust as she skidded to a halt on what she hoped was solid ground. Morty, the bastard, landed on his feet. “I hate you,” she informed him, brushing dirt off her regal gown. “That’s what makes this friendship so magical.” He winked. Welcome to the Absurdity Lysaria took a moment to examine her surroundings. They were no longer in the enchanted woods of her kingdom. Instead, they stood in what could only be described as a marketplace designed by someone who had read about capitalism once and misunderstood it entirely. Everywhere she looked, fae creatures bartered and haggled, exchanging everything from enchanted relics to what appeared to be… sentient vegetables? A goblin in an aggressively loud vest was trying to convince a very skeptical elf that his mushrooms would “absolutely not” cause hallucinations (they would). A mermaid, inexplicably in a floating bathtub, was selling bottled siren songs. And off to the side, a shady-looking sprite was peddling cursed jewelry with the energy of a back-alley salesman. “Where are we?” Lysaria asked, rubbing her temples. Morty spread his arms grandly. “Welcome to the Black Market of Bad Ideas. The finest collection of cursed, enchanted, and mildly illegal goods this side of the Veil.” “…You brought me to a black market?” “Correction: I brought you to the black market.” Lysaria exhaled slowly. “Why?” Morty grinned. “Because I need your help stealing something.” And This is Where It Gets Worse Lysaria blinked. “No.” “Hear me out—” “Absolutely not.” Morty sighed, looking far too amused for someone being rejected. “You haven’t even heard what it is yet.” “Let me guess: something dangerous?” “That depends on your definition of danger.” “Something illegal?” “More… morally flexible.” Lysaria pinched the bridge of her nose. “Morty, I swear on my stupidly perfect cheekbones, if this involves running from the Night Guards again, I will hex you so hard your skeleton forgets it had skin.” Morty chuckled, patting her shoulder. “Relax, Queenie. We’re just going to borrow something.” “From who?” Morty’s smirk widened. “The Fae Bank.” Lysaria stared at him. Then she turned around as if walking away from this conversation would make it disappear. “Nope. Nope, nope, nope.” The Heist of the Century (Probably) Unfortunately, Morty was not deterred by strong language or well-placed glares. Instead, he kept pace beside her, talking like a particularly persuasive con artist. “Think about it,” he said, voice dripping with charm. “A fae bank run by ancient bureaucrats. Magical vaults filled with untold treasures. The thrill of the heist.” “The thrill of getting arrested,” Lysaria corrected. “You act like that’s a bad thing.” She turned to him, hands on her hips. “Morty, the last time we did something even remotely illegal, we were chased by a werewolf tax collector for three days.” Morty grinned. “Ah, Geoff. Good guy. Terrible at card games.” Lysaria sighed, rubbing her temples. “Fine. What, exactly, are we ‘borrowing’?” Morty leaned in, voice low and conspiratorial. “The Golden Feather of Fate.” She blinked. “The what now?” “Legendary artifact. Controls luck, fate, and probability. Currently locked in the most secure vault in the market. Untouched. Unstealable.” His grin sharpened. “I want it.” Lysaria crossed her arms. “And what, exactly, do I get out of this?” Morty’s smile turned dangerous. “An adventure. A story worth telling. And, oh yeah—freedom from that whole ‘queenly responsibility’ thing you keep whining about.” Lysaria stared at him. Considered her options. On one hand, this was deeply stupid. On the other hand… She exhaled. “Fine. But if this goes sideways, I’m blaming you.” Morty winked. “Wouldn’t have it any other way.”     The Plan (Which Is Not a Plan at All) “Alright, let’s go over this one more time.” Lysaria sat across from Morty in a dimly lit, extremely questionable tavern tucked in the back alleys of the Black Market of Bad Ideas. The clientele consisted of shadowy figures, morally ambiguous wizards, and at least one sentient cloak that was aggressively flirting with the bartender. Morty, unfazed by their surroundings, leaned in with his usual smirk. “Simple. We break into the Fae Bank, avoid the Night Guards, get past the arcane security, steal the Golden Feather of Fate, and casually stroll out as if nothing happened.” Lysaria sipped her wine. “That’s not a plan. That’s a list of things that will absolutely get us killed.” “Details.” She sighed, rubbing her temples. “Fine. Do we at least have disguises?” Morty gestured to a pile of suspiciously obtained clothing. Lysaria frowned. “Why do these look like they belong to medieval accountants?” “Because no one questions accountants.” “…That’s terrifyingly accurate.” Breaking and Entering (Emphasis on Breaking) Step one: infiltrate the Fae Bank. Easy. Step two: don’t get caught. Slightly harder. Step three: avoid magical security. Borderline impossible. They made it through the front doors without incident—Lysaria in a gray robe, Morty looking suspiciously comfortable in his bureaucratic disguise. The bank itself was a grand, towering structure made entirely of enchanted marble, gold filigree, and pure unbridled bureaucracy. Elves, dwarves, and goblins bustled about, filing paperwork, exchanging magical currency, and arguing over obscure financial spells. “I hate it here,” Lysaria muttered. Morty patted her shoulder. “That’s the spirit.” The Vault and Its Many, Many Problems After some creative bribery (read: giving a disgruntled elf clerk a cursed amulet that made his enemies stub their toes forever), they gained access to the restricted floors. “Alright,” Morty whispered as they approached the main vault. “Here’s where it gets tricky.” Lysaria stared at the absurd number of security measures. The door alone was guarded by enchanted chains, shimmering runes, and at least three spectral accountants floating nearby, ready to audit anyone who tried to enter. She turned to Morty. “Please tell me you actually have a way past this.” Morty grinned. “Oh, absolutely.” Then he pulled out a piece of paper and slapped it on the vault. Lysaria blinked. “What… is that?” “A strongly worded letter.” “…You’re joking.” The runes flickered. The chains rattled. The spectral accountants hesitated. Then, slowly, the vault door swung open. Lysaria’s jaw dropped. “What the—” Morty winked. “Nothing in this world is more powerful than bureaucratic confusion.” “You are deeply disturbing.” “And yet, you’re still here.” The Golden Feather of Fate (and Immediate Regrets) The vault was massive. Piles of treasure sparkled in the dim light, enchanted artifacts hummed with power, and ancient relics floated ominously in protective fields. And there, at the center of it all, sat the Golden Feather of Fate, pulsing softly with golden energy. “Well,” Morty said, cracking his knuckles. “That was surprisingly easy.” That was, of course, the exact moment everything went to hell. The Problem With Divine Artifacts The moment Lysaria reached for the feather, the entire room shook. Alarms blared. The runes on the walls turned a violent shade of NOPE. The air itself thickened with ancient, vengeful magic. Then, from the depths of the vault, a voice boomed: “WHO DARES STEAL FROM THE HOUSE OF FATE?” “…Ah.” Morty clapped his hands together. “So, minor issue.” Lysaria glared at him. “Define minor.” The shadows swirled. A gigantic, multi-eyed celestial being materialized, wings stretching across the vault, its eyes glowing with the knowledge of all existence. “Ah, shit,” Lysaria muttered. The entity turned its many eyes toward them. Judging. “Okay,” Morty said, backing up. “So, technically, this was all Lysaria’s idea—” “Excuse me?!” The celestial being roared, shaking the entire bank. Morty grabbed the feather. “Time to go!” The Great Escape (a.k.a. Running for Their Lives) They sprinted out of the vault, alarms ringing, magical defenses activating. Behind them, the celestial guardian gave chase, displeased. Guards were mobilizing. Spectral accountants were writing reports aggressively. A dwarf was yelling about interest rates. “This is the worst plan we’ve ever had!” Lysaria shouted. Morty grinned, leaping over a table. “Disagree! Top five, maybe.” They burst through the front doors, the entire city now aware of the heist. “Plan?” Lysaria gasped as they ran. Morty held up the feather, its magic swirling wildly. “Oh, I got one.” Then, with a flick of his wrist, he snapped the feather in half. Reality itself exploded.     How to Break Reality in Three Easy Steps Step one: Steal the Golden Feather of Fate. Step two: Realize that was a terrible idea. Step three: Snap it in half and watch existence have a meltdown. Lysaria had exactly 0.3 seconds to process what Morty had done before the world detonated around them. The sky cracked like shattered glass. The air folded in on itself, warping into impossible colors. The celestial guardian let out a noise that could only be described as a divine entity’s version of a very displeased sigh. And then— Darkness. Welcome to the Aftermath When Lysaria opened her eyes, she was lying on her back, staring up at a sky that was… wrong. The stars were in places they shouldn’t be. The moon had three extra faces, all of which were frowning in disappointment. And somewhere in the distance, reality itself hiccupped. “Oh, fantastic,” she muttered. “We broke the universe.” Morty sat up beside her, stretching like this was just another casual Tuesday. “You say that like it’s a bad thing.” “Because it is a bad thing, you absolute goblin.” She groaned, rolling onto her side, and took stock of their situation. They were in what looked like an endless void of golden mist, floating islands, and *way too many clocks* suspended in midair, ticking out of sync. “Where the hell are we?” she asked. Before Morty could answer, a booming voice echoed around them. “YOU HAVE MEDDLED WITH FATE.” Lysaria froze. “Oh, I hate that.” In a burst of celestial light, the **Guardian of Fate** materialized before them, all shimmering wings, shifting eyes, and the unmistakable energy of something that has run out of patience. Morty gave his best innocent smile. “Hello again.” “YOU HAVE CAUSED IRREVERSIBLE DAMAGE TO THE THREADS OF DESTINY.” Lysaria sighed, waving a hand. “Oh, come on. Irreversible? That seems dramatic.” The guardian’s many, many eyes glowed. “THE MOON HAS THREE EXTRA FACES.” “…Okay, that one’s on us.” The Consequences of Being a Disaster “So,” Lysaria said, dusting herself off. “What happens now? Do we get vaporized? Banished? Forced to do community service in the Realm of Endless Boredom?” The guardian’s wings flared. “FATE CANNOT BE UNDONE. BUT IT CAN BE—” It hesitated. Squinted at them. Then, very slowly, exhaled. “…RECALIBRATED.” Morty leaned in. “Oh. That doesn’t sound so bad.” The celestial being turned its full, unfathomable gaze upon him. “YOU ARE BEING REASSIGNED.” New Job, Who Dis? Lysaria frowned. “Reassigned? To what?” The air shimmered. “NEW ROLES HAVE BEEN SELECTED.” Morty, for the first time in his **mischief-filled** life, looked genuinely concerned. “Hold on, I don’t—” There was a flash of light. And suddenly— Queen Lysaria, Goddess of Minor Inconveniences Lysaria opened her eyes to find herself seated on an **actual** throne made of what appeared to be lost socks, tangled necklaces, and every quill in the world that had ever run out of ink at a crucial moment. She frowned. “What is this?” The celestial voice boomed. “YOU ARE NOW THE GODDESS OF MINOR INCONVENIENCES.” “…You absolute bastards.” A divine scroll materialized in her hands. She glanced at it. All shoes will now mysteriously contain a single grain of sand. All cloaks will get caught on door handles at least once per week. All enchanted mirrors will now give slightly delayed responses, just to be annoying. All fae bureaucrats will find their paperwork mysteriously misfiled. “…Actually, I’m okay with this.” Mortimer the Eternal, Lord of… Paperwork From across the divine plane, a **muffled scream of rage** echoed. Lysaria turned to see Morty standing in front of an **endless** wall of filing cabinets. He spun, horrified. “What is this?” The guardian’s voice rumbled. “YOU ARE NOW THE OFFICIAL **FAE RECORD-KEEPER.**” Morty paled. “No. No, no, no, no—” Paperwork materialized in his hands. He dropped it. It reappeared. “THIS ISN’T FUNNY.” Lysaria smirked. “It’s a little funny.” And So, A New Chapter Begins And just like that, Queen Lysaria—former fae ruler, reluctant adventurer, and professional disaster—became an actual deity. And Morty? Morty was **damned to paperwork for eternity.** “You’ll pay for this,” he muttered as he tried to escape an **onslaught of forms** that literally chased him through the divine halls. Lysaria just sipped her divine wine, watching from her very comfortable throne. “Oh, Morty,” she said, stretching lazily. “I already have.”     Gilded Dreams in Twilight Woods is now available in our Image Archive for prints, downloads, and licensing. Own a piece of this mystical, dark fantasy world and bring a touch of enchantment to your space. ➡ View & Purchase Here

par Bill Tiepelman

Aurora of the Elven Soul

The forest always hummed at twilight, but tonight it was downright chatty. Aurora Mossglow, the self-proclaimed "semi-retired Keeper of Mystical Stuff," perched on an ancient tree stump, poking at the glow on her arms. "Well, that's new," she muttered, watching the tattoos she didn’t remember getting pulse with light. "I swear if this is because I ate that glowing mushroom last week, I’m suing nature." She leaned back, her pointed ears twitching as the forest whispered in the language of rustling leaves and creaking branches. Something was coming, and it was big. Aurora wasn’t one for dramatics (she’d tell you this five minutes before dramatically storming out of an argument), but the combination of glowing skin, a halo she hadn’t ordered, and a forest full of nervous energy was enough to make her rethink her plans for a quiet retirement. "All right, forest," she said, standing up and dusting off her vibrant orange robes, embroidered with intricate designs that seemed to shimmer when she moved. "What’s the deal? Is this about that squirrel I yelled at last week? Because he started it." The Visitor Before the trees could answer (and they absolutely could answer if they felt like it), a shadow loomed in the distance. It was tall, lumbering, and had the distinct aura of someone who had just woken up and wasn’t happy about it. Aurora squinted. "Oh great, it’s you." The shadow resolved itself into a hulking troll with moss for hair and an expression that could curdle milk. His name was Grumbor, and he had been Aurora’s neighbor-slash-nemesis for years. "I see you’re glowing," he grunted. "What’d you do this time?" "First of all, rude," Aurora said, pointing a glowing finger at him. "Second, I don’t know! It’s not like I woke up this morning and thought, ‘Hey, you know what would make me look even cooler? Random bioluminescence.’" Grumbor scratched his mossy scalp. "Maybe you’re chosen or something." "Chosen for what?" Aurora demanded. "A light-up dance troupe? The annual Forest Glow Parade? If there’s a prophecy involved, I’m going to lose it." The Revelation Grumbor shrugged, which for him involved a lot of moss shaking loose. "Could be the prophecy. You know, the one about the 'Radiant Soul of the Forest' or whatever." Aurora groaned. "I thought we agreed to stop listening to prophecies after the last one turned out to be about a particularly shiny toad." "This one’s different," Grumbor said, pulling a scroll out of somewhere she didn’t want to think about. He unrolled it with a flourish. "See? ‘When the tattoos glow and the forest hums, the Chosen One shall arise to…’ Uh, wait, it’s smudged here. Something about saving the world. Or maybe baking bread. Hard to tell." "Fantastic," Aurora said, rolling her eyes. "So now I’m the Chosen One because the forest decided to turn me into a glow stick." The Journey Before she could complain further, the ground shook, and a deep voice boomed, "Aurora Mossglow, Keeper of Mystical Stuff, step forward." "Oh, come on," Aurora muttered. But she stepped forward anyway, because ignoring a disembodied voice in the forest usually didn’t end well. The voice continued, "You have been chosen to undertake a great quest. The fate of the realms depends on you." "Of course it does," Aurora said. "Because the realms always depend on someone who’s just trying to mind their own business." "Do you accept?" the voice asked. "Do I have a choice?" Aurora shot back. "No," the voice admitted. Grumbor patted her on the shoulder, leaving a smudge of moss. "Good luck. You’ll need it." "Thanks for the vote of confidence," Aurora said, adjusting her robe. "Well, if I’m going on a quest, I might as well look fabulous doing it." The Conclusion And so, Aurora set off into the glowing twilight, her tattoos lighting the way and her sarcasm sharper than ever. She didn’t know what the quest would entail, but she was pretty sure it would involve danger, absurdity, and at least one moment where she’d have to dramatically shout, "I told you so!" The forest sighed as she disappeared into the trees, already preparing itself for whatever chaos she was about to unleash. One thing was certain: the realms had no idea what they were in for.     Bring the Magic Home Inspired by Aurora’s glowing adventure? Now you can bring a piece of her radiant charm into your world. Whether you're a fan of her bold style or the mystical atmosphere of her forest, we've got something special for you. Check out these exclusive products: Tapestry – Transform any space into an enchanted realm with this stunning, wide-format wall tapestry featuring Aurora’s ethereal glow. 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par Bill Tiepelman

Les yeux mystiques du papillon céleste

La nuit était lourde de l’odeur des jasmins en fleurs, le genre de parfum qui s’accroche à l’âme et l’invite à vagabonder. Sélène marchait dans la forêt, sa lanterne projetant des lueurs dorées sur les arbres centenaires qui l’entouraient. Elle avait entendu les rumeurs – des murmures portés par des lèvres ivres dans des tavernes obscures. Quelque part au fond de cette forêt oubliée vivait une créature d’une beauté impossible, un être qui se trouvait à la frontière entre le mortel et le divin. On l’appelait le Papillon Céleste. Sélène ne croyait pas aux contes de fées. Pas au début. Sa vie avait été façonnée par le pragmatisme, les limites de la survie et la froide certitude de la perte. Mais quelque chose avait changé la nuit où elle avait rêvé du papillon pour la première fois. Dans son rêve, il lui était apparu, avec des ailes comme des pétales de fleurs peintes à la lumière des étoiles, ses yeux verts lumineux la fixant sur place. Lorsqu'elle s'était réveillée, elle ne pouvait s'empêcher de penser que la créature n'était pas simplement le fruit de son imagination. C'était un appel. La forêt s'assombrit à mesure qu'elle avançait, la flamme de la lanterne à peine suffisante pour contenir les ombres. Il n'y avait aucun chemin à suivre, seulement l'instinct et un léger bourdonnement dans l'air qui semblaient la guider. Le son n'était pas naturel, il était trop délicat, trop délibéré. ​​Il vibrait juste en dessous de sa conscience, l'entraînant plus profondément dans les bois comme une main invisible. Les heures passèrent. Ou peut-être s'agissait-il de minutes. Le temps semblait étrange ici, étiré et malléable. Lorsque Sélène trébucha enfin dans la clairière, elle haleta, serrant la lanterne comme si elle pouvait la protéger du spectacle qui s'offrait à elle. Le Guardian a révélé Le papillon n'était pas une créature soumise aux lois de la nature. C'était un amalgame de tout ce qui était beau et terrible dans le monde, ses ailes massives chatoyantes de couleurs qui semblaient changer à chaque respiration de Sélène. Des bijoux - non, pas des bijoux, mais quelque chose de plus vivant - ornaient ses ailes, réfractant la lumière en arcs-en-ciel en cascade qui dansaient à travers la clairière. Le corps de la créature était délicat, presque squelettique, mais ses yeux brûlaient d'une luminosité qui clouait Sélène sur place. « Tu es venu », dit le papillon, bien que sa bouche ne bougeât pas. La voix résonna dans l'esprit de Sélène, riche et résonnante, chargée de siècles de connaissances et de chagrin. « Pourquoi ? » Elle ouvrit la bouche pour répondre, mais aucun son n'en sortit. La raison pour laquelle elle cherchait la créature lui parut soudain insignifiante. Que pouvait-elle dire ? Qu'elle cherchait un sens ? Une certaine assurance que sa vie ne se résumait pas à une série de nuits vides et de jours creux ? Qu'elle aspirait à quelque chose, n'importe quoi, pour croire à nouveau à l'émerveillement ? Le papillon inclina la tête et son regard s’adoucit. « Tu portes le poids d’une question que tu n’as pas encore osé poser, dit-il. Mais prends garde. Les réponses sont rarement aussi réconfortantes que les questions qui les suscitent. » Un aperçu de l'éternité Avant que Sélène ne puisse répondre, le papillon déploya ses ailes et le monde changea. La clairière autour d'elle se dissout, remplacée par un kaléidoscope de couleurs et de formes changeantes. C'était comme si elle tombait à travers le tissu de la réalité elle-même, chaque couche se détachant pour en révéler une autre en dessous. Elle vit des bribes de choses qu'elle ne pouvait comprendre : de vastes océans scintillant d'étoiles, des villes construites à partir de la lumière et de l'ombre, et des visages - tellement de visages - chacun marqué par la joie, la tristesse ou le désir. Au milieu de tout cela, elle se voyait. Non pas telle qu'elle était, mais telle qu'elle pourrait être. Plus forte. Plus courageuse. Complète. Mais la vision était fugace, et lorsqu'elle s'estompa, elle ressentit une douleur dans la poitrine qu'elle ne parvenait pas à expliquer. La voix du papillon revint, plus douce, presque tendre. « Tu vois ? La vérité du monde n’est pas une histoire unique, mais plusieurs, entrelacées de manière à défier l’entendement. La comprendre pleinement, c’est risquer de se défaire de soi-même. Veux-tu encore savoir ? » Sélène hésita. L’énormité de ce qu’elle avait vu menaçait de l’écraser, mais une part d’elle-même, petite et provocante, brûlait de curiosité. « Oui, murmura-t-elle d’une voix tremblante mais ferme. Je veux savoir. » Le prix de la connaissance Le papillon la regarda un long moment avant d’acquiescer. « Très bien. Mais la connaissance a un prix, et tu dois être prête à le payer. » « Quel est le prix ? » demanda Sélène, même si une partie d’elle connaissait déjà la réponse. « Votre certitude », répondit le papillon. « Une fois que vous aurez vu le monde tel qu’il est réellement, vous ne trouverez plus jamais de réconfort dans la simplicité. Chaque décision, chaque choix, portera le poids d’une infinité de possibilités. Êtes-vous prêt à cela ? » Le cœur de Sélène battait fort dans sa poitrine. La vie qu’elle avait connue, aussi banale et prévisible soit-elle, lui semblait soudain une prison. Si le prix de la liberté était l’incertitude, elle le paierait volontiers. « Je le suis », dit-elle. Les ailes du papillon commencèrent à scintiller et Sélène sentit une chaleur se répandre en elle, de sa poitrine à l'extérieur. Ce n'était pas douloureux, mais c'était intense, une sensation qui la laissa essoufflée et tremblante. Quand ce fut terminé, le papillon avait disparu et Sélène était seule dans la clairière. Conséquences La forêt était silencieuse tandis qu'elle revenait, mais le monde qui l'entourait semblait différent, plus lumineux, plus vivant. Les couleurs semblaient plus riches, les sons plus vibrants. Et même si elle ne pouvait l'expliquer, elle se sentait plus légère, comme si un fardeau invisible avait été enlevé de ses épaules. Dans les jours qui suivirent, Sélène se sentit attirée par les plus petits détails : la façon dont la lumière du soleil filtrait à travers les arbres, les veines délicates d'un pétale de fleur, le rire des inconnus qui passaient. Elle n'avait pas toutes les réponses - peut-être ne les aurait-elle jamais - mais elle avait quelque chose de mieux. Elle avait l'émerveillement. Et dans les moments de calme, quand le monde s'arrêtait, elle pouvait sentir le regard du papillon sur elle, un rappel que les limites de la réalité étaient bien plus fragiles qu'elle ne l'aurait jamais imaginé. Découvrez les produits dérivés « Les yeux mystiques du papillon céleste » Plongez davantage dans le monde enchanteur du papillon céleste avec notre gamme exclusive de produits, chacun présentant les œuvres d'art fascinantes de Bill et Linda Tiepelman. 1. Tapisserie Décorez votre espace de vie avec cette tapisserie vibrante , mettant en valeur les détails complexes et les couleurs vives du papillon céleste. Parfait pour ajouter une touche de fantaisie à n'importe quelle pièce. 2. Impression sur toile Rehaussez votre collection d'art avec une impression sur toile de haute qualité qui capture la beauté éthérée des yeux mystiques du papillon, apportant profondeur et intrigue à votre décor. 3. Puzzle Relevez le défi avec un puzzle captivant mettant en vedette le papillon céleste, offrant des heures de divertissement et une image époustouflante une fois terminé. 4. Cahier à spirale Gardez vos pensées et vos rêves dans un carnet à spirale magnifiquement conçu , orné d'œuvres d'art enchanteresses, inspirant la créativité à chaque utilisation. Découvrez-les et bien plus encore dans notre boutique en ligne et laissez les yeux mystiques du papillon céleste apporter une touche de magie dans votre vie quotidienne.

par Bill Tiepelman

Le petit dragon du feu du cœur

Dans une jungle luxuriante où l'air était chargé de l'odeur des fleurs en fleurs et des ragots des perroquets bavards, il existait un dragon nommé Ember. Or, Ember n'était pas un dragon ordinaire. Pour commencer, elle avait à peine la taille d'un chat domestique et ses flammes ne brûleraient pas une guimauve. Mais ce qui manquait à Ember en taille et en puissance de feu, elle le compensait largement en personnalité. Elle était fougueuse, fabuleuse et, disons simplement, un peu trop investie dans la vie amoureuse de tout le monde. Ember n'était pas une habitante ordinaire de la jungle : elle était la sous-traitante de Cupidon. Oui, ce Cupidon. Le bébé potelé avec le nœud ? Il s'avère qu'il téléphonait depuis des siècles, et Ember, avec ses ailes scintillantes et son collier en forme de cœur rouge fluo, était celle qui maintenait l'industrie de la romance à flot. « L'amour n'arrive pas par hasard », disait Ember, généralement en écoutant aux portes du premier rendez-vous gênant de quelqu'un. « Il faut un peu de... zhuzh. » Un jour, alors que la Saint-Valentin approchait, Ember était plus occupée que jamais. La jungle était en plein chaos. Les toucans se disputaient pour savoir à qui revenait de rapporter à la maison les baies en forme de cœur, deux jaguars étaient en guerre froide à cause de tâches de toilettage mal placées, et les paresseux prenaient la romance « à combustion lente » bien trop au pied de la lettre. En un mot, c'était épuisant. Mais Ember, avec son éthique de travail sans pareille et son sens de l'humour pétillant, était prête à exercer sa magie. Premier arrêt : les toucans. Perchée sur une vigne, Ember écoutait leur échange mélodramatique. « Tu ne m’apprécies jamais ! » cria la femelle. « Je t'ai littéralement construit un nid ! » hurla le mâle. Ember roula ses énormes yeux de dragon et murmura : « C’est pour ça que je bois… du nectar. » D’un claquement de queue, elle fit apparaître une cascade de fleurs en forme de cœur qui tombèrent sur leur nid. Les toucans se figèrent, stupéfaits. « Voilà. De l’amour. Maintenant, tais-toi et profites-en », aboya Ember avant de s’enfuir, laissant derrière elle une traînée de paillettes. Son projet suivant impliquait un couple de paresseux enfermés dans une situation de « vont-ils/ne vont-ils pas » depuis une décennie. « Honnêtement, vous êtes tous les deux les Ross et Rachel de cette jungle », gémit Ember, ses griffes claquant contre ses écailles alors qu'elle les regardait échanger leurs regards habituels au ralenti. « Cela nécessite des mesures drastiques. » Elle souffla un jet de fumée scintillante qui tourbillonna autour des deux. Soudain, le paresseux mâle cligna des yeux, tendit une griffe et cueillit une fleur d'hibiscus pour sa bien-aimée. La femelle haleta - un halètement lent et dramatique, bien sûr - et l'accepta. Ember essuya une larme de son œil. « Enfin. J'étais sur le point de demander une retraite anticipée », plaisanta-t-elle. Mais le clou des aventures de Valentine d'Ember fut sa rencontre avec Greg, le romantique le plus désespéré qu'elle ait jamais rencontré. Greg était un botaniste avec la terrible habitude d'écrire des poèmes si embarrassants que même les vignes de la jungle en avaient peur. Son dernier chef-d'œuvre était dédié à Melissa, la femme de ses rêves, qui ignorait totalement son existence. « Greg », dit Ember en atterrissant sur son bureau avec un geste théâtral. « Il faut qu'on parle. » Surpris, Greg cligna des yeux en regardant le petit dragon, ne sachant pas s'il avait trop travaillé ou si les vapeurs de la jungle l'atteignaient enfin. Ember, qui ne perdait jamais de temps, attrapa son carnet et commença à éditer son dernier poème. « Ça ? On dirait que tu passes une audition pour un rôle de harceleur. On vise le charme, pas la terreur. » D'un mouvement de queue, elle ajouta juste la bonne touche de romantisme : quelques métaphores sur le clair de lune, un soupçon de vulnérabilité et, bien sûr, une phrase enjouée sur le rire de Melissa. Lorsque Melissa reçut la note fraîchement polie, ses joues devinrent plus roses que les orchidées que Greg lui avait envoyées. En quelques heures, Greg avait un rendez-vous et Ember avait un air suffisant sur le visage. « Un autre jour, un autre cœur sauvé de la médiocrité », déclara-t-elle en s'envolant, laissant Greg s'émerveiller de sa chance soudaine. Bien sûr, tout ne s’est pas passé comme prévu. Ember avait le don d’être un peu trop honnête. Comme la fois où elle a dit à un couple de flamants roses que leur danse nuptiale synchronisée était « moins romantique et plus embarrassante qu’un concours de talents de collège ». Ou quand elle a interrompu le cri d’accouplement d’une rainette pour lui suggérer « d’essayer un ton plus bas à moins qu’il ne veuille ressembler à une charnière de porte qui grince ». Mais malgré son impertinence, Ember avait un taux de réussite de 100 %. Après tout, sa devise était simple : « L’amour est désordonné, ridicule et en vaut vraiment la peine – un peu comme moi. » Alors que le soleil se couchait le jour de la Saint-Valentin, Ember était perchée sur un rocher couvert de mousse, observant la jungle bourdonner d’un amour retrouvé. Les toucans se faisaient des câlins, les paresseux se tenaient la main (lentement) et Greg planifiait nerveusement son deuxième rendez-vous. Ember étendit ses ailes scintillantes et soupira, satisfaite. « Cupidon peut prendre tout le crédit », dit-elle avec un sourire narquois. « Mais soyons honnêtes : sans moi, l’amour serait condamné. » Et ainsi, la légende du Petit Dragon du Cœur de Feu a perduré. Certains disent que si jamais vous ressentez une soudaine bouffée de chaleur et sentez une légère odeur de fumée scintillante, c'est Ember, qui veille à ce que l'amour reste un peu sauvage, un peu merveilleux et juste ce qu'il faut de chaotique. Faites entrer « Le Petit Dragon du Feu » dans votre maison Si le charme fougueux et les facéties impertinentes d'Ember ont conquis votre cœur, vous pouvez apporter sa magie dans votre maison ! Célébrez la fantaisie et l'émerveillement de cette légende de la Saint-Valentin avec des produits époustouflants et de haute qualité : Tapisserie : Transformez votre espace avec cette œuvre d'art murale enchanteresse, mettant en vedette les teintes rayonnantes et les détails complexes d'Ember dans sa jungle magique. Impression sur toile : Pièce maîtresse parfaite pour n'importe quelle pièce, cette toile capture chaque échelle chatoyante et chaque lueur en forme de cœur du monde d'Ember. Coussin décoratif : ajoutez une touche d'audace et de confort à votre décor avec l'image vibrante d'Ember imprimée sur un coussin doux et confortable. Pochette : Gardez vos essentiels organisés avec cette pochette portable et pratique ornée de l'esprit ludique d'Ember. Découvrez la collection complète et laissez Ember illuminer votre maison, une étincelle à la fois ! Cliquez ici pour magasiner maintenant et célébrer la saison de l'amour avec un peu de magie de dragon.

par Bill Tiepelman

Niché dans l'étreinte d'un arc-en-ciel

L'orage était passé depuis des heures, mais la forêt tremblait toujours dans son sillage. Une épaisse brume enveloppait les vieux chênes et l'air portait l'odeur terreuse de la mousse trempée par la pluie. Elara resserra sa capuche, le tissu cramoisi formant une entaille vive sur les verts et les bruns atténués. La carte qu'elle tenait à la main était presque illisible à présent, son encre maculée par la pluie incessante. Pourtant, elle continua. Elle n'avait pas le choix. « Un cœur de feu dort sous l'arc-en-ciel », avait murmuré la vieille femme, sa voix crépitant comme des feuilles sèches. Ce n'était pas une métaphore, Elara le savait. Pas dans ce pays de mythes murmurés et de chemins interdits. Ce qui l'attendait pouvait sauver son frère, ou les condamner tous les deux. Elle marchait avec précaution sur des racines noueuses, ses bottes s’enfonçant dans la terre humide. La forêt était anormalement calme. Pas de cris d’oiseaux, pas de bruissement de feuilles, seulement un léger filet d’eau qui s’égouttait des branches. Et puis elle l’aperçut – un léger scintillement au loin, des couleurs tourbillonnant comme de l’huile sur l’eau. Son pouls s’accéléra. « Le berceau de l'arc-en-ciel », murmura-t-elle, son souffle s'embuant dans l'air frais. La carte était oubliée, froissée dans son poing alors qu'elle avançait. La lumière devenait plus forte, pulsant avec un rythme presque hypnotique. Ce n'était pas seulement un arc-en-ciel. C'était vivant. Le nid du dragon Elara émergea dans une clairière et elle retint son souffle. L'arc-en-ciel n'était pas dans le ciel. Il reposait sur le sol, sa lumière irisée projetant une lueur éthérée. En son centre se trouvait un nid tissé, complexe et incroyablement délicat. Et dans le nid, nichée parmi les teintes tourbillonnantes, se trouvait une créature dont elle n'avait entendu parler que dans les légendes. Le dragonnet n'était pas plus grand qu'un chat domestique, ses écailles d'un rose lumineux scintillaient à chaque mouvement de sa petite poitrine. Ses ailes, translucides et veinées comme celles d'un papillon, étaient soigneusement repliées contre ses flancs. Il dormait, inconscient de sa présence, sa queue enroulée autour d'elle-même dans une spirale parfaite. Le cœur d'Elara s'emballa. C'était bien ça, le Cœur de Feu. Mais ce n'était pas une pierre précieuse ou un trésor. C'était une créature vivante et respirante. Elle sentit un pincement de culpabilité en attrapant la petite fiole de verre glissée dans sa ceinture. La teinture qu'elle contenait calmerait le dragonnet suffisamment longtemps pour qu'elle puisse l'emporter hors de la forêt. Assez longtemps pour l'échanger contre le remède dont son frère avait si désespérément besoin. Alors qu'elle débouchait la fiole, un grondement sourd résonna dans la clairière. Elara se figea. L'air devint lourd, chargé d'une énergie invisible. Lentement, elle se retourna. Le gardien se réveille Elle émergea de l'ombre comme un cauchemar incarné. La mère dragon était massive, ses écailles d'un rose plus foncé et plus féroce, à la limite du cramoisi. Ses yeux, d'or fondu, se fixèrent sur Elara avec une intensité terrifiante. De la fumée s'échappait de ses narines et ses griffes s'enfonçaient dans la terre alors qu'elle avançait. « Doucement », murmura Elara, la voix tremblante. Elle laissa tomber la fiole et leva les mains, geste universel de reddition. « Je ne veux pas lui faire de mal. Je veux juste… » Le dragon rugit, un son qui fit trembler les arbres et fit fuir les oiseaux de leurs perchoirs cachés. Elara recula en titubant, ses oreilles bourdonnant. Les ailes de la mère se déployèrent, masquant la lumière chatoyante de l'arc-en-ciel. Elle était piégée. L'esprit d'Elara s'emballa. Elle ne pouvait pas combattre un dragon, et courir ne servait à rien. Sa main effleura la petite poche à sa taille. À l'intérieur se trouvait une fiole d'extrait de dragonbane, suffisamment puissante pour abattre même une créature de cette taille. Mais l'utiliser signifierait tuer la mère. Et sans elle, le bébé ne survivrait pas. Un pari désespéré « S'il te plaît, » dit Elara, la voix brisée. Elle tomba à genoux, se forçant à croiser le regard du dragon. « Je ne veux pas te faire de mal, ni à ton enfant. Mais mon frère est en train de mourir. Il a besoin du Cœur de Feu. J'en ai besoin. » Les yeux dorés du dragon vacillèrent, son grognement s'adoucit en un grondement sourd. Pendant un instant, Elara crut voir quelque chose – une compréhension, peut-être ? Ou était-ce son imagination ? Avant qu'elle ne puisse réagir, le dragon bougea. D'un mouvement rapide, elle plongea ses énormes griffes dans le nid et arracha une seule écaille du dragonnet endormi. Le bébé s'agita mais ne se réveilla pas, son petit museau tressaillant tandis qu'il s'enroulait plus profondément dans la chaleur de l'arc-en-ciel. La mère dragon tendit l'écaille vers Elara, son regard inébranlable. Elara hésita, puis tendit les mains tremblantes. La balance était chaude, pulsant faiblement d'une lumière intérieure. C'était suffisant. Il le fallait. Le prix de la miséricorde Tandis qu'elle se tenait debout, serrant la balance contre sa poitrine, le dragon souffla, un son qui ressemblait presque à une approbation. La lumière de l'arc-en-ciel commença à s'estomper, la clairière devenant de plus en plus sombre. Elara recula lentement, ses yeux ne quittant jamais la mère dragon jusqu'à ce que la forêt l'engloutisse une fois de plus. Elle courut à travers les arbres, sur les racines et les rochers, jusqu'à ce que ses poumons brûlent et que ses jambes menacent de lâcher. Lorsqu'elle atteignit enfin la lisière de la forêt, les premiers rayons de l'aube perçaient à l'horizon. Dans sa main, la balance brillait faiblement, un phare d'espoir. Son frère survivrait. Mais lorsqu'elle jeta un coup d'œil à la forêt sombre et silencieuse, elle ne put se défaire du sentiment d'avoir laissé une partie d'elle-même derrière elle, nichée dans l'étreinte d'un arc-en-ciel. Ramenez la magie à la maison Inspiré par le conte enchanteur « Niché dans l'étreinte d'un arc-en-ciel » ? Vous pouvez désormais apporter ce moment magique dans votre vie quotidienne avec de superbes produits arborant cette œuvre d'art : Tapisserie - Ornez vos murs des teintes vibrantes de l'arc-en-ciel et de la douce sérénité du dragon endormi. Impression sur toile - Une pièce intemporelle pour n'importe quel espace, donnant vie à la magie du berceau de l'arc-en-ciel. Puzzle - Plongez dans les détails complexes en reconstituant cette scène mythique. Sac fourre-tout - Emportez une touche de fantaisie avec vous partout où vous allez. Laissez la magie de cette histoire et de cette œuvre d'art vous inspirer chaque jour. Découvrez la collection complète ici .

par Bill Tiepelman

Balances scintillantes et contes de Noël

La neige avait recouvert la forêt d’une épaisse couche scintillante, le genre de neige qui vous fait remettre en question chaque décision de vie qui précède une randonnée dans la forêt. Au milieu de ce paysage hivernal se tenait Marla, emmitouflée dans plusieurs couches de laine et faisant de mauvais choix, contemplant le spectacle le plus inattendu qu’elle ait vu de toute l’année : un minuscule dragon, scintillant comme un projet Pinterest qui a mal tourné, assis sous un sapin de Noël. « Tu te moques de moi », marmonna Marla en serrant son écharpe contre le vent mordant. Elle s'était inscrite pour une randonnée hivernale paisible, pas pour cette absurdité magique. Le dragon, pas plus grand qu’un chat domestique, leva les yeux de sa tâche consistant à décorer l’arbre avec des ornements. Ses écailles scintillaient de teintes émeraude, saphir et or, reflétant la lumière des bougies comme une boule à facettes surdouée. D’un mouvement dramatique de la queue, il déposa un dernier ornement – ​​un ornement étrangement voyant qui semblait provenir d’un bac de déstockage – sur une branche givrée et cligna lentement des yeux à Marla. C’est alors qu’elle remarqua les minuscules bois sur sa tête, comme si quelqu’un avait essayé de croiser un dragon avec un renne. « Oh, super, une créature magique avec une ambiance de vacances », dit Marla, la voix pleine de sarcasme. « Exactement ce dont j’avais besoin pour rendre cette randonnée encore plus étrange. » Le dragon inclina la tête et pépia, un son qui se situait entre le miaulement d'un chaton et le grincement d'une porte. Puis il ramassa un ornement rouge, se dandina vers elle sur ses minuscules pattes griffues et laissa tomber la babiole dans ses bottes. Il leva les yeux avec impatience, battant légèrement des ailes, comme pour dire : « Alors ? Vas-tu m'aider ou rester là à grogner ? » Marla soupira. Elle n’était pas vraiment connue pour son amour des fêtes. Chaque mois de décembre, elle se battait contre le chaos des achats de cadeaux de dernière minute, les fêtes de bureau qui ne pouvaient être supportées qu’avec de copieuses quantités de lait de poule alcoolisé, et la soirée annuelle de « charades passives-agressives » de sa famille. Mais cette fois-ci… c’était quelque chose de complètement différent. Et même si elle avait envie de faire demi-tour et de retourner à la sécurité de sa file d’attente Netflix, les grands yeux larmoyants du dragon la faisaient hésiter. « D’accord », dit-elle en se baissant pour ramasser la décoration. « Mais si ça se transforme en une sorte de scène étrange digne d’un film Hallmark, je me retire. » Le dragon pépia de nouveau, visiblement content, et regagna l'arbre en trombe. Marla le suivit, grommelant à voix basse que son thérapeute allait s'en donner à cœur joie avec cette histoire. En accrochant la décoration sur une branche vide, elle remarqua que l'arbre n'était pas seulement décoré de guirlandes et de babioles habituelles. Parmi les branches se trouvaient de minuscules volutes dorées, des bouquets de gui qui scintillaient comme s'ils étaient saupoudrés de vraie poussière d'étoiles et des bougies qui brûlaient sans fondre. C'était, franchement, absurde. « Tu t'es vraiment investi dans ce thème, hein ? » demanda Marla en jetant un coup d'œil au dragon. « Et ensuite, un petit costume de Père Noël ? » Le dragon soupira, une bouffée de fumée scintillante s'échappa de ses narines, et se remit à fouiller dans un tas de décorations qui étaient mystérieusement apparues de nulle part. Il en sortit une étoile miniature, que Marla soupçonnait d'être en or véritable, et la lui tendit. Elle la plaça sur la plus haute branche de l'arbre, ce qui lui valut un cri de joie de la part de son nouveau compagnon de fête. « Alors, c'est quoi le problème ? » demanda-t-elle en croisant les bras. « Es-tu une sorte de mascotte de Noël ? Un lutin qui fait des siennes ? Ou est-ce que j'hallucine parce que j'ai sauté le petit-déjeuner ? » Le dragon ne répondit pas, bien sûr, mais il fit un petit tour qui envoya une rafale de flocons de neige dans les airs. Marla ne put s'empêcher de rire. « Très bien, très bien. Je suppose que tu es plutôt mignon, dans le genre « chaos magique ». Tandis qu’ils continuaient à décorer, Marla sentit son irritation initiale se dissiper. Il y avait quelque chose d’étrangement thérapeutique à suspendre des décorations avec un dragon scintillant qui n’avait aucune notion de l’espace personnel mais un enthousiasme indéniable pour l’esthétique des fêtes. Une fois terminé, l’arbre ressemblait à celui d’un roman fantastique – ou du moins à celui de la couverture d’une carte de vœux très chère. « D’accord », dit Marla en reculant pour admirer leur travail. « Pas mal pour un partenariat improvisé. Mais ne vous attendez pas à ce que je… » Ses paroles furent interrompues par le tintement des clochettes. Elle se retourna et vit le dragon tenant dans sa bouche un collier de minuscules grelots, l'air tout à fait satisfait de lui-même. Avant qu'elle ne puisse protester, il se lança dans une danse maladroite mais enthousiaste, secouant les clochettes et tournoyant autour de l'arbre. Marla éclata de rire, d'un rire sincère et profond comme elle n'en avait pas entendu depuis des mois. « D'accord, d'accord, tu as gagné », dit-elle en essuyant une larme de son œil. « Je l'avoue, c'est plutôt amusant. » Alors que le soleil disparaissait à l’horizon, l’arbre commença à briller doucement, ses décorations projetant une lumière chaude et magique sur la clairière enneigée. Marla s’assit à côté du dragon, qui se pelotonna à ses côtés en émettant un gazouillis satisfait. Pour la première fois depuis longtemps, elle ressentit un sentiment de paix – et peut-être même un peu d’esprit de vacances. « Tu sais, dit-elle en caressant les écailles chatoyantes du dragon, je survivrai peut-être à Noël cette année. Mais si tu dis à quelqu'un que je suis devenue sentimentale à cause d'un dragon magique, je le nierai. Tu as compris ? » Le dragon renifla, envoyant une autre bouffée de fumée scintillante dans l'air, et ferma les yeux. Marla se pencha en arrière, regarda les étoiles émerger une à une dans le ciel hivernal, et se laissa sourire. Peut-être, juste peut-être, cette période des fêtes ne serait pas si mal après tout. Ramenez la magie à la maison Si vous êtes tombé amoureux de ce conte fantaisiste, pourquoi ne pas apporter une touche de magie dans votre propre maison ? « Twinkle Scales and Holiday Tales » est désormais disponible sous la forme d'une variété de produits époustouflants adaptés à n'importe quel espace ou occasion. Choisissez parmi les options suivantes : Tapisseries – Parfaites pour transformer n’importe quel mur en un pays des merveilles hivernal festif. Impressions sur toile – Ajoutez une touche élégante à votre décor avec cette scène magique. Puzzles – Apportez une touche de joie des fêtes à votre soirée de jeux en famille avec ce superbe motif de dragon. Cartes de vœux – Envoyez une touche de fantaisie et de chaleur à vos proches cette saison. Découvrez-les et bien plus encore dans notre boutique et célébrez la magie de la saison avec style !

par Bill Tiepelman

Lueur dorée des guirlandes lumineuses

Au cœur de la Forêt des Murmures, où les arbres fredonnaient des mélodies plus vieilles que les étoiles et où les ruisseaux riaient de leurs propres blagues, vivait une fée nommée Marigold. Contrairement à ses pairs, qui s'occupaient de tâches féeriques sérieuses comme la synchronisation de la floraison ou l'alignement des gouttes de rosée, Marigold était une rebelle - ou, comme elle aimait se qualifier, une « pigiste enthousiaste ». Le passe-temps favori de Marigold n'était pas de danser sur des champignons ou d'apprendre aux lucioles à former des constellations, mais plutôt de faire des farces aux vagabonds sans méfiance qui osaient s'aventurer dans son domaine magique. Elle a un jour convaincu un chasseur perdu que ses bottes étaient carnivores, ce qui a donné lieu à une course-poursuite effrénée impliquant un écureuil très confus et une paire de chaussettes en suspension dans l'air. Une autre fois, elle a enchanté le luth d'un barde pour qu'il ne joue rien d'autre que la version féerique de la musique d'ascenseur, qui, il faut l'admettre, n'était pas si éloignée de son répertoire habituel. La Rose de l'Éclat Un soir particulièrement doré, alors que le soleil baignait dans sa lueur ambrée, Marigold était perchée sur sa branche moussue préférée, faisant tournoyer une rose rayonnante dans ses petites mains. Ce n'était pas n'importe quelle rose, c'était la Rose de Radiance, un artefact magique qui pouvait exaucer un vœu de son détenteur, à condition qu'il parvienne à faire rire la fée. La rose était un héritage familial, transmis par sa grand-mère, qui l'avait utilisée pour invoquer le tout premier hamac magique, toujours considéré comme l'une des plus grandes inventions du monde des fées. Marigold soupira. « Comme c'est ennuyeux de rester assise à attendre que des mortels tombent sur ma forêt. Je veux dire, qui se perd encore ? Tout le monde a ces cartes infernales sur leurs rectangles lumineux. Comment ça s'appelle ? Goo-Goo-quelque chose. » Elle tapota son petit menton, essayant de se rappeler le nom. Alors qu’elle s’apprêtait à enchanter une araignée voisine pour qu’elle lui tisse son propre hamac, le bruit caractéristique de lourdes bottes craquant dans les broussailles attira son attention. Avec un sourire malicieux, elle ajusta sa robe ornée de fleurs, s’assura que ses ailes scintillaient comme il se doit et se prépara pour ce qu’elle appelait « un impact fantaisiste maximal ». L'aventurier perdu Un homme surgit du feuillage, son visage mêlant détermination et épuisement. Il était grand, avec une barbe hirsute et une armure qui semblait avoir vu trop de dragons roter. Dans sa main, il portait une épée qui scintillait faiblement d'une aura magique terne, même s'il était clair qu'elle n'avait pas été polie depuis des années. Son nom, comme Marigold l'apprendrait plus tard, était Sir Roderick le Résolu, mais il préférait « Roddy » parce qu'il pensait que cela le rendait plus accessible. « Ah-ha ! » s’exclama Roddy en pointant son épée vers Marigold. « Une fée ! Ma quête de la Rose de Radiance se termine enfin ici. Remettez-la-moi et j’épargnerai votre vie. » Marigold éclata de rire, manquant de tomber de sa branche. « Épargne-moi la vie ? Oh, mes doux glands, c'est adorable ! Sais-tu combien d'humains ont essayé de « m'épargner la vie » ? Tu es la première personne que je rencontre qui le dit en portant des gants dépareillés. » Roddy baissa les yeux sur ses mains et fronça les sourcils. « Elles ne sont pas… dépareillées ! L’une est juste légèrement plus vieille que l’autre. » « Et ils viennent tous les deux de familles complètement différentes », a souligné Marigold. « Laisse-moi deviner, tu as hérité l'un de ton arrière-grand-père et l'autre d'une poubelle à prix cassés chez Ye Olde Armor Mart ? » Le visage de Roddy devint rouge. « Ce n’est pas le sujet ! Je suis venu pour la Rose, et je ne partirai pas sans elle. » — Ah, la Rose de Radiance, dit Marigold, d’un ton faussement sérieux. Pour la réclamer, tu dois me faire rire. Et je te préviens, mortel, j’ai des critères extrêmement élevés en matière de comédie. Le concours d'esprit Roddy rengaina son épée, se frotta le menton et commença à faire les cent pas. « Très bien, fée. Prépare-toi à une plaisanterie si intelligente, si raffinée, qu'elle te fera rouler par terre. » Il s'éclaircit la gorge de façon théâtrale. « Pourquoi les squelettes ne se battent-ils pas entre eux ? » Marigold haussa un sourcil. « Pourquoi ? » « Parce qu’ils n’ont pas de courage ! » Silence. Un grillon chanta quelque part au loin, mais son compagnon le fit taire. « C'était ta grande blague ? » demanda Marigold, ses ailes frémissantes. « J'ai entendu de meilleures répliques de grenouilles essayant de croasser des sérénades. » Roddy gémit. « Très bien, donne-moi une autre chance. Euh, voyons voir… » Il claqua des doigts. « Comment appelle-t-on un chevalier qui a peur de se battre ? » "Quoi?" « Monsieur Render ! » Marigold cligna des yeux. Puis elle gloussa. Puis elle rit si fort que la branche sur laquelle elle était assise trembla. « Ok, ok, c'était vraiment drôle. Pas hilarant, mais je te donne des points pour ta créativité. » « Est-ce que ça veut dire que j'aurai la Rose ? » demanda Roddy, les yeux illuminés d'espoir. Marigold descendit de la branche en voletant, tenant la fleur rayonnante dans ses petites mains. « Vous m'avez amusée, Monsieur les Gantelets Dépareillés. La rose est à vous, mais seulement parce que je suis d'humeur généreuse. Utilisez-la à bon escient et ne faites rien de stupide, comme souhaiter du bacon à volonté ou une réserve de chaussettes à vie. » Roddy accepta la rose en s'inclinant. « Merci, fée. Je vais utiliser ce souhait pour redonner à ma patrie sa gloire d'antan ! » « Oh, comme c'est noble », dit Marigold en levant les yeux au ciel. « Les humains et leurs nobles quêtes. Bon, alors, vas-y. Et si jamais tu en as assez d'être résolue, reviens – j'aurais besoin d'un nouveau partenaire de crime. » Tandis que Roddy disparaissait dans la forêt, Marigold retourna à sa branche en riant toute seule. Elle avait peut-être donné la Rose, mais elle avait gagné une histoire qui valait la peine d'être racontée – et au final, n'était-ce pas là le véritable trésor ? La morale de l'histoire Et ainsi, la Forêt des Murmures resta aussi enchanteresse et imprévisible que jamais, avec Marigold en son cœur, prête à enchanter, à faire des farces et à charmer quiconque était assez courageux – ou fou – pour y entrer. La morale de cette histoire ? Ne jamais sous-estimer le pouvoir d’une bonne blague – ou d’une fée espiègle avec trop de temps libre. Ramenez la magie à la maison Transformez votre espace avec la collection enchanteresse « Golden Glow of Fairy Lights ». Cette œuvre d'art fantaisiste est désormais disponible sur des produits de haute qualité pour apporter une touche de magie à votre vie quotidienne : Tapisseries : ajoutez une lueur de conte de fées à vos murs avec ce design enchanteur. Impressions sur toile : rehaussez votre décor avec une toile intemporelle de qualité galerie. Couvertures polaires : Enveloppez-vous dans une couverture polaire douce et corail qui capture la magie de la forêt. Sacs fourre-tout : emportez le charme de la forêt murmurante avec vous partout où vous allez. Découvrez la collection complète et apportez l'enchantement de « Golden Glow of Fairy Lights » chez vous dès aujourd'hui !

par Bill Tiepelman

Chevaucher le colibri arc-en-ciel

Au cœur de la Forêt Enchantée, là où la lumière du soleil filtrait à travers la canopée dense comme du sirop doré et où l'air était chargé du bourdonnement d'une magie invisible, un certain gnome nommé Grimble Fizzwhistle manigançait des choses mauvaises. Encore une fois. « Tiens-toi tranquille, espèce de poulet étincelant ! » hurla Grimble en agrippant les rênes de son destrier très douteux, un colibri géant et irisé nommé Zuzu. Zuzu, pour sa part, n’était pas ravie d’avoir un jockey de la taille d’un gnome essayant de diriger ses manœuvres aériennes. Elle bourdonnait furieusement, ses ailes n’étaient plus qu’un flou scintillant, menaçant d’éjecter Grimble de son dos de plumes. « Je te jure, Zuzu, » marmonna Grimble dans sa barbe, « si tu me jettes encore dans un champ de ces orties urticantes, je vais… eh bien, je vais… probablement pleurer à nouveau. » Malgré ses grognements, Grimble s'accrocha fermement, ses petites mains agrippant les rênes tressées en soie d'araignée avec une ténacité surprenante. Le plan (ou son absence) Grimble avait une mission à accomplir. Du moins, c'est ce qu'il se répétait sans cesse. En vérité, il n'avait aucune idée de l'endroit où il allait ni de la raison de sa venue. Tout ce qu'il savait, c'est qu'il avait fait un pari légèrement ivre avec son vieil ennemi, Tibbles Nockbottom, à la taverne des Toadstools rieurs la veille au soir. Tibbles lui avait parié un mois d'hydromel que Grimble ne parviendrait pas à trouver le mythique Nectar d'or, un élixir légendaire censé conférer au buveur une jeunesse éternelle et une voix de chant impeccable. Grimble avait, naturellement, accepté le défi sans hésitation. Principalement parce qu'il avait déjà bu trois pintes et qu'il pensait que la jeunesse éternelle était un excellent moyen d'éviter de payer ses impôts impayés. Alors qu'il planait au-dessus de la forêt, agrippant les rênes de Zuzu et essayant de ne pas regarder la chute vertigineuse en contrebas, il commençait à remettre en question ses choix de vie. « Très bien, Zuzu », dit-il en lui tapotant le cou d'une main tremblante. « Trouvons rapidement ce nectar doré, et nous pourrons tous les deux rentrer à la maison et faire comme si rien de tout cela ne s'était jamais produit. D'accord ? » Zuzu pépia en réponse, ce que Grimble choisit d'interpréter comme un accord à contrecœur. En réalité, Zuzu planifiait le chemin le plus rapide vers le champ d'orchidées sauvages le plus proche, où elle pourrait se débarrasser de Grimble et grignoter du nectar en toute tranquillité. Entrez les bandits à plumes Alors que Grimble commençait à se sentir un peu plus en sécurité sur sa selle, un croassement strident perturba la tranquillité de la forêt. Il leva les yeux et vit une bande de pies fondre sur eux, leurs yeux perçants brillants de malice. Le chef, un spécimen particulièrement grand et débraillé avec une plume de queue manquante, poussa un cri strident. « Hé ! Quel bel oiseau tu as là, gnome ! Donne-la-moi et nous te laisserons peut-être garder ton chapeau ! » « Sur mon cadavre ! » hurla Grimble en agitant un petit poing. « Ce chapeau m'a coûté une semaine de culture de navets ! » Les pies n'avaient pas l'air impressionnées. Elles se jetèrent en masse sur lui, leurs ailes battant comme un millier de morceaux de parchemin en colère. Zuzu, sentant le danger, émit un cri indigné et vira brusquement à gauche, évitant de justesse les oiseaux qui plongeaient en piqué. Grimble s'accrocha pour sauver sa vie, son chapeau s'envolant dans le processus. « Pas le chapeau ! » hurla-t-il en le regardant s’envoler vers la forêt en contrebas. « C’était mon chapeau porte-bonheur ! » « On dirait que tu n'as pas de chance, mon petit ! » gloussa le chef des pies en saisissant le chapeau en plein vol. « Maintenant, dégage, ou on va te dégarnir ! » Zuzu, visiblement offensée par le manque de décorum des pies, décida de prendre les choses en main. D'un coup de vitesse, elle s'élança droit dans le ciel, laissant les pies patauger dans son sillage. Grimble poussa un cri de joie, puis avala rapidement un insecte. « Maudite forêt, toussa-t-il. Pourquoi tout ici est-il là pour m'avoir ? » Le nectar d'or (en quelque sorte) Après ce qui leur sembla être des heures de vol effréné et plusieurs expériences de mort imminente, Zuzu les arrêta finalement dans une clairière isolée. Au centre de la clairière se dressait un seul arbre ancien aux feuilles dorées chatoyantes. À sa base se trouvait une mare de liquide semblable à du miel qui scintillait au soleil. « Le nectar doré ! » s'exclama Grimble en se laissant glisser du dos de Zuzu et en courant vers la piscine. Il tomba à genoux et ramassa une poignée de liquide, ses yeux brillants de triomphe. « Tibbles va manger son stupide chapeau quand il verra ça ! » Il porta le nectar à ses lèvres, mais avant qu’il ait pu en prendre une gorgée, une voix grave et grondante résonna dans la clairière. « Qui ose perturber mon bassin sacré ? » Grimble se figea. Lentement, il se retourna pour voir un énorme crapaud à l'air grincheux assis sur un rocher à proximité. Les yeux du crapaud brillaient d'une lumière surnaturelle et sa peau verruqueuse scintillait de taches dorées. « Euh… bonjour », dit Grimble, cachant la poignée de nectar derrière son dos. « Nous avons un temps magnifique, n'est-ce pas ? » « Pars, » entonna le crapaud, « ou affronte ma colère. » « D'accord, d'accord, bien sûr », dit Grimble en reculant. « Pas besoin de me mettre en colère. Je vais juste, euh, m'en aller… » Avant que le crapaud ne puisse répondre, Zuzu fondit sur lui, attrapa Grimble par le dos de sa tunique et le souleva dans les airs. « Hé ! » protesta Grimble. « Je n'avais pas encore fini de ramper ! » Les conséquences Quand ils revinrent à la taverne du Champignon Gloussant, Grimble était épuisé, sans chapeau et complètement sans nectar. Tibbles lui jeta un coup d'œil et éclata de rire. « Eh bien, eh bien, eh bien », dit-il en faisant tinter sa chope d'hydromel contre celle vide de Grimble. « On dirait que quelqu'un me doit un mois de boissons ! » Grimble gémit. « La prochaine fois, marmonna-t-il, je parie sur quelque chose de sensé. Comme une course d'escargots. » Mais en jetant un coup d'œil à Zuzu, perché sur le bar et sirotant joyeusement un verre de nectar, il ne put s'empêcher de sourire. Après tout, ce n'était pas tous les jours qu'on pouvait monter sur un colibri arc-en-ciel. Ramenez la magie à la maison Si l'aventure espiègle de Grimble et les ailes éblouissantes de Zuzu ont apporté un peu de merveille à votre journée, pourquoi ne pas en faire un élément permanent de votre espace ? Découvrez notre collection d'impressions de haute qualité mettant en vedette ce moment magique : Impressions sur toile : Parfaites pour apporter chaleur et fantaisie à vos murs. 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par Bill Tiepelman

Aventures effrayantes avec le dragon de glace

L'hiver était arrivé dans le Nord enchanté, recouvrant la forêt d'un givre étincelant et transformant même les gnomes les plus grincheux en enthousiastes aux joues roses. Enfin, presque tous les gnomes. Gusbert Frostwhisker, connu localement sous le nom de « Blizzard Puffoon », n'était pas intéressé par la luge, les batailles de boules de neige ou la dégustation de cidre chaud au coin du feu. Non, Gusbert avait une réputation à défendre : une réputation de farces scandaleuses et de plans insensés. « Cette année, annonça Gusbert à personne en particulier, alors qu'il se tenait dans sa cour recouverte de neige, je vais réaliser le tour de passe-passe hivernal par excellence. Quelque chose de si magnifique, de si ridicule, qu'on ne m'appellera plus jamais Bouffon ! » À cet instant, une ombre énorme et cristalline passa au-dessus de sa tête. Gusbert leva les yeux et vit le dragon de glace, une créature magnifique aux écailles scintillantes et aux ailes couvertes de givre, s’élancer dans le ciel pâle de l’hiver. Un sourire malicieux se dessina sur son visage barbu. « Parfait, murmura-t-il. Ce dragon est exactement le partenaire qu’il me faut. » Le Plan Gusbert n'avait pas beaucoup de charme, mais il avait le don de convaincre les créatures de se joindre à ses plans (généralement en leur promettant des collations). Armé d'un sac de baies congelées et de son meilleur sourire persuasif, Gusbert se rendit à Frostpeak Ridge, où le dragon de glace avait établi son repaire. Il trouva la grande bête allongée sur un glacier, en train de grignoter des glaçons. « Salutations, ô glacial ! » commença Gusbert en s’inclinant de manière théâtrale. Le dragon cligna des yeux, des éclats de glace scintillant dans ses yeux bleus brillants. « Je viens avec une proposition ! Un partenariat, si tu veux. Ensemble, nous allons déclencher la plus grande farce hivernale que cette forêt ait jamais connue ! » Le dragon inclina la tête, peu impressionné. Gusbert leva le sac de baies et le secoua de manière séduisante. « Il y a encore plus de choses à faire là-bas », dit-il. « Pensez-y : un chaos de boules de neige, des tanières d'écureuils givrées, peut-être même un concours de sculpture de flocons de neige en plein vol ! Les possibilités sont infinies ! » Le dragon grogna, envoyant une petite rafale de neige au visage de Gusbert, mais finit par tendre une griffe scintillante. Gusbert la serra avec empressement. « Excellent choix, mon camarade de glace. Maintenant, mettons-nous au travail ! » L'exécution La première cible de Gusbert fut les toujours agaçants renards Jinglebell, qui se targuaient de leurs chants de Noël parfaitement synchronisés. Perché sur le dos du dragon, Gusbert survola leur tanière enneigée et déclencha son arme secrète : des boules de neige enchantées qui, à l'impact, faisaient hoqueter de manière incontrôlable le destinataire. Le temps que les renards parviennent à se regrouper, leurs chants de Noël ressemblaient à un chœur de boîtes à musique défectueuses. « Hic-jingle ! Hic-jingle ! Hic-jingle jusqu'au bout ! » hurla l'un d'eux, pour le plus grand plaisir de Gusbert. L'étape suivante fut la parade hivernale des cerfs, un événement digne où les cerfs locaux se sont parés de houx et de guirlandes. Gusbert s'est précipité sur le dragon de glace et a saupoudré le parcours du défilé de givre enchanté qui a fait briller les bois d'un rose fluo. Les cerfs dignes n'étaient pas très amusés, mais les spectateurs ont éclaté de rire. « Oh, c'est trop beau ! » gloussa Gusbert, guidant le dragon vers leur grande finale : le concours annuel de sculptures sur neige du Conseil des Gnomes. Le conseil était connu pour prendre ses sculptures bien trop au sérieux, son chef, Grimpus, déclarant un jour qu'un nez de carotte sur un bonhomme de neige était « une abomination artistique ». La grande finale Gusbert surveillait la scène en survolant la compétition. Grimpus et ses camarades aînés construisaient minutieusement un château de glace élaboré. « Il est temps de pimenter les choses », dit Gusbert en jetant une poignée de flocons de neige enchantés sur la sculpture. Quelques instants plus tard, le château explosa dans une cacophonie de paillettes et de glace, se transformant en une réplique gigantesque et glacée du visage grincheux de Grimpus. La foule applaudit, mais Grimpus fut moins impressionné. « Qui ose toucher à mon chef-d'œuvre ?! » hurla-t-il en levant le poing vers le ciel. Gusbert fit un signe de la main joyeux tandis que le dragon de glace exécutait un tonneau gracieux, dispersant encore plus de paillettes sur la compétition. Malheureusement pour Gusbert, Grimpus avait l'œil vif. « C'est ce maudit Frostwhisker ! rugit-il. Attrapez-le ! » L'évasion « Il est temps d’y aller ! » cria Gusbert, poussant le dragon à plonger. Le couple fila à travers la forêt enneigée, poursuivi par une bande de renards, de cerfs et de gnomes en colère armés de raquettes. Le dragon de glace, lui, s’amusait comme un fou. À chaque battement puissant de ses ailes, il envoyait des vagues de givre scintillant en cascade sur ses poursuivants, les ralentissant juste assez pour que Gusbert puisse s’échapper. Quand ils atterrirent enfin à Frostpeak Ridge, Gusbert glissa du dos du dragon et s'effondra dans la neige, riant de manière incontrôlable. « Tu as vu leurs visages ? » siffla-t-il. « C'est inestimable ! » Le dragon émit un ronronnement d'approbation avant de se recroqueviller sur son glacier. Gusbert lui lança le reste des baies congelées en guise de remerciement. « Tu es un véritable artiste, mon ami givré », dit-il. « À la même époque l'année prochaine ? » Le dragon renifla doucement, ce que Gusbert choisit d'interpréter comme un oui retentissant. Alors qu'il retournait péniblement à son chalet, Gusbert avait hâte de commencer à planifier sa prochaine grande farce. Après tout, l'hiver était long et le Nord enchanté avait besoin de quelqu'un pour rendre les choses intéressantes. Ramenez la magie de l'hiver à la maison Vous aimez les méfaits glacés de Gusbert et du dragon de glace ? Capturez la magie et la fantaisie de leurs aventures effrayantes avec notre collection exclusive de produits époustouflants : Tapisseries : Ajoutez une touche de charme givré à vos murs avec ce design enchanteur. Impressions sur toile : parfaites pour mettre en valeur la balade hivernale magique avec des détails éclatants. Puzzles : Reconstituez l'éclat glacé avec un puzzle ludique et éblouissant. Cartes de vœux : Partagez la magie glaciale avec vos proches grâce à ces charmantes cartes. Commencez votre collection dès aujourd'hui et laissez Gusbert et son dragon scintillant apporter l'esprit des merveilles hivernales dans votre vie !

par Bill Tiepelman

Le Gnome et l'Escargot Express

La Forêt Enchantée n'était pas réputée pour sa rapidité. La plupart de ses habitants se contentaient de flâner le long des sentiers moussus, d'admirer les champignons luisants et de faire une sieste occasionnelle dans un coin de soleil. Mais aucun n'était plus lent - ou plus déterminé - que le dernier compagnon de Gnorman le Gnome : un énorme escargot nommé Whiskers. « C'est parti, Whiskers », dit Gnorman en ajustant son chapeau rouge vif alors qu'il se perchait sur la coquille scintillante de l'escargot. « Notre chance d'entrer dans l'histoire ! Nous allons gagner le Great Forest Derby et prouver que la lenteur et la constance ne font pas que gagner des courses : elles humilient aussi les lapins suffisants en cours de route ! » Whiskers ne répondit pas, occupé à grignoter une mousse particulièrement juteuse. Gnorman prit cela comme un signe d'accord. « C'est l'esprit ! » dit-il en tapotant la coquille de l'escargot avec assurance. « Maintenant, parlons de stratégie. » Le Grand Derby Forestier Le Derby était un événement annuel, connu pour attirer toutes sortes de concurrents excentriques. Il y avait les écureuils, qui trichaient en se lançant d'arbre en arbre. Il y avait aussi une équipe de souris des champs avec une charrette tirée par un hérisson très confus. Et, bien sûr, il y avait l'ennemi juré de Gnorman, Thistle le lièvre, dont le sourire arrogant et les dents parfaites faisaient hérisser la barbe de Gnorman d'irritation. « Qu'est-ce que c'est, Gnorman ? » s'écria Thistle en sautant par-dessus. « Tu changes tes bottes contre un escargot ? Je te dirais d'essayer de suivre le rythme, mais… eh bien, nous savons tous les deux que ce n'est pas possible. » « Riez, haleine de carotte », s'exclama Gnorman. « Cet escargot est une machine de course de précision. Nous allons balayer le sol couvert de mousse avec vous ! » Chardon renifla. « Je te garderai une place à la ligne d'arrivée, environ trois heures après mon arrivée. » Sur ce, le lièvre s'éloigna en bondissant, laissant Gnorman furieux. « Ne l'écoute pas, Moustache, marmonna-t-il. Nous avons la solution. Probablement. » La course commence La ligne de départ était un fouillis chaotique de créatures, toutes se bousculant pour prendre position. Gnorman resserra sa prise sur les rênes qu'il avait façonnées à partir de vigne et adressa un signe de tête encourageant à Whiskers. « Très bien, mon pote. Calme-toi. Montrons à ces amateurs comment ça marche. » Le coup de sifflet retentit et les coureurs s’élancèrent – ​​ou, dans le cas de Whiskers, une glissade tranquille vers l’avant. Les écureuils fonçaient en avant. Les souris couinaient des ordres à leur hérisson. Thistle le lièvre n’était déjà plus qu’une tache floue au loin. Gnorman, cependant, resta calme. « Patience, Whiskers », dit-il. « Laissez-les s’épuiser. Nous agirons quand cela comptera. » Au moment où ils atteignirent le premier point de contrôle, Whiskers avait réussi à dépasser une tortue (qui s'était arrêtée pour manger un morceau) et un scarabée (dont l'enthousiasme avait été gâché par une sieste intempestive). Gnorman se sentait satisfait, jusqu'à ce qu'il remarque une silhouette familière allongée sur un rocher devant lui. « Qu'est-ce qui t'a pris autant de temps ? » s'écria Thistle en lançant une carotte en l'air et en la rattrapant dans sa bouche. « Tu t'es arrêté pour faire du tourisme ? Oh, attends, tu montes un escargot. C'est ça, faire du tourisme. » « Continue de rire, boule de poils, murmura Gnorman. Tu ne seras pas aussi satisfait quand Whiskers et moi réussirons la surprise du siècle. » La farce À mi-chemin, Gnorman décida qu'il était temps de faire un peu de bêtise. Il fouilla dans son sac et en sortit une pochette de poussière de fée qu'il avait « empruntée » à un gentil lutin. « Cela devrait pimenter les choses », dit-il en répandant la poudre scintillante le long du chemin de Whiskers. Quelques instants plus tard, le chaos éclata. Le hérisson tirant la charrette des souris éternua violemment, faisant dérailler la charrette. Une volée de moineaux, hypnotisés par la poussière scintillante, se mit à bombarder Thistle, qui s'agita frénétiquement pour tenter de les repousser. « Qu'est-ce que... ?! » s'écria Chardon alors qu'un moineau particulièrement audacieux s'enfuyait avec sa carotte. « Qui est responsable de cette folie ?! » Gnorman essaya de paraître innocent, mais son rire incontrôlable ne l'aida pas. « Juste une petite compétition amicale ! » cria-t-il, saisissant les rênes de Whiskers tandis que l'escargot glissait sereinement au-delà du chaos. « De rien ! » La dernière ligne droite Au moment où ils atteignirent la dernière étape de la course, Thistle avait repris ses esprits et se rapprochait rapidement. Gnorman pouvait voir la ligne d'arrivée devant lui, mais Whiskers commençait à ralentir. « Allez, mon pote », l'encouragea-t-il. « Encore un peu plus loin ! Pense à la gloire ! Pense à la… euh… mousse supplémentaire que je t'apporterai si nous gagnons ! » Whiskers se redressa à l'évocation de la mousse et s'élança en avant avec une vitesse surprenante. Gnorman poussa un cri de joie lorsqu'ils franchirent la ligne d'arrivée juste devant Thistle, qui s'arrêta net, incrédule. « Quoi ?! Non ! » hurla le lièvre. « C’est impossible ! Tu as triché ! » « Tricherie ? » dit Gnorman, feignant l'indignation. « C'est une accusation grave, Thistle. Je tiens à vous faire savoir que cette victoire est entièrement due aux qualités athlétiques supérieures de Whiskers et à mon coaching expert. » La foule a éclaté d'applaudissements et de rires lorsque Gnorman a reçu son prix : un trophée en forme de gland doré et un an de droits de vantardise. « C'est en allant lentement mais sûrement que l'on gagne la course », a-t-il déclaré avec un clin d'œil, tenant le trophée en l'air. « Et ne sous-estimez jamais un gnome avec un bon sens de l'humour et un gros sac de poussière de fée. » Whiskers, qui grignotait joyeusement un morceau de mousse fraîche, ne semblait pas du tout intéressé par la gloire. Mais Gnorman ne s'en souciait pas. Il avait un trophée, une histoire pour les siècles et la satisfaction d'effacer le sourire suffisant du visage de Thistle. La vie dans la Forêt Enchantée ne pouvait guère être meilleure que cela. Apportez la fantaisie à la maison Vous aimez le voyage hilarant de Gnorman et Whiskers ? Faites entrer leur délicieuse aventure dans votre maison avec ces produits magiques, inspirés du monde fantaisiste de la Forêt Enchantée : Tapisseries : Ajoutez une touche de fantaisie à vos murs avec ce design vibrant et enchanteur. Impressions sur toile : Parfaites pour donner vie à l'aventure de Gnorman et Whiskers dans votre espace préféré. Puzzles : Reconstituez le plaisir avec un puzzle ludique et charmant mettant en vedette ce duo fantaisiste. Sacs fourre-tout : emportez la magie partout avec vous avec un sac fourre-tout élégant, parfait pour les aventures quotidiennes. Commencez votre collection dès aujourd'hui et laissez Gnorman et Whiskers apporter un peu de malice et de magie à votre vie !