tiny scales

by Bill Tiepelman

Pastel Awakening

Yolanda Hatches with Attitude It all began on an unnaturally sunny morning in the enchanted meadow of Wickerwhim, where flowers bloomed with suspicious cheerfulness and butterflies giggled too loudly for anyone’s comfort. At the center of this excessive joy sat a single, oversized egg. Not just any egg—this one was hand-painted by fairies who got into the glitter again. Swirls of gold vines, pastel polka dots, and blooming sugarflowers wrapped around the shell like an Instagrammable Fabergé fantasy. And inside this egg? Trouble. With wings. The shell cracked. A tiny claw poked through, then another. A faint voice echoed from within: “If I don't get a mimosa in the next five minutes, I’m staying in here until next spring.” The final crack split the egg in half, revealing a rather unimpressed baby dragon. Her scales were the color of champagne and strawberry macarons, shimmering in the sunlight like she'd been incubated in a spa. She blinked once. Then twice. Then threw a perfectly skeptical side-eye at a daffodil. “Don’t look at me like that, flower. You try waking up in a decorative egg without central heating.” This was Yolanda. Not exactly the Chosen One, unless the prophecy was about attitude problems. She stretched one wing, sniffed a tulip, and muttered, “Ugh, allergies. Of course I’m born in a field of airborne pollen.” Nearby, the local bunnies—wearing waistcoats and monocles, because of course they did—gathered in a panic. “The egg has hatched! The prophecy has begun!” one of them squeaked. “The Flower Dragon awakens!” Yolanda looked them up and down. “I better not be in some sort of seasonal prophecy. I just got here, I haven’t even exfoliated yet.” From across the field, the pastel council of Spring Spirits approached. They shimmered like soap bubbles and smelled faintly of marshmallow fluff and judgment. “Welcome, O Eggborn. You are the Herald of Bloom, the Bringer of Renewal, the—” “—The girl who hasn’t had breakfast yet,” Yolanda cut in. “Unless y’all got a caramel-filled peep or something, I’m not saving squat.” The spirits paused. One of them, possibly the leader, floated closer. “You are sassier than expected.” Yolanda yawned. “I’m also cold. I demand a blanket, a brunch buffet, and a name that doesn’t sound like a seasonal candle.” And just like that, the prophesied dragon of spring rose from her glitter egg, blinking into the sunshine and ready to sass her way through destiny—or nap through it, depending on the snack situation. She was Yolanda. She was awake. And heaven help anyone who stood between her and the Easter chocolate. Chocolate Thrones & Marshmallow Rebellions By the afternoon, Yolanda had commandeered a sunhat made of woven daffodil petals, two jellybean necklaces, and a throne constructed entirely from half-melted chocolate bunnies. It was sticky. It was unstable. It was fabulous. “Bring me the soft-centered truffles!” she commanded, draped across the makeshift throne like a decadent lounge singer who'd missed her career calling. “And I swear if I get one more hollow rabbit, someone’s going in the compost pile.” The bunny council tried to keep up with her demands. Harold, a twitchy but well-meaning rabbit with pince-nez glasses and anxiety issues, scurried over with a basket of foil-wrapped goodies. “O Eggborn, perhaps you’d care to review the Festival of Blooming this evening? There will be fireworks and... organic seed cookies?” Yolanda gave him a look so flat it could’ve been served as a crêpe. “Fireworks? In a flower field? Are you trying to start an inferno? And did you say seed cookies? Harold. Babe. I’m a dragon. I don’t do chia.” “But… the prophecies!” Harold whimpered. “Prophecies are just old stories written by people who wanted an excuse to light things on fire,” she replied. “I read half of one this morning. Fell asleep during the ‘Song of Seasonal Restoration’—sounded like a dehydrated elf trying to rhyme ‘photosynthesis.’” Meanwhile, whispers rustled through the meadows. The Marshmallow Folk were stirring. Now, let’s get one thing straight: the Marshmallow Folk were not sweet. Not anymore. They had been sugar-toasted and forgotten by the Seasonal Spirits centuries ago, cursed to bounce eternally between over-sweetness and underappreciation. They wore robes of cellophane and rode PEEPS™ into battle. And Yolanda? She was about to become their Queen. Or their lunch. Possibly both. The first sign came as a ripple across the grass—tiny, spongy feet thudding like aggressive fluff balls. Yolanda sat up on her throne, one claw dipped lazily into a jar of hazelnut spread. “Do you hear that?” “The prophecy says this is the Hour of Saccharine Reckoning!” cried Harold, holding up a parchment so old it crumbled in his paws. “Sounds like a mood swing with branding,” Yolanda muttered. She stood, wings fluttering dramatically for effect. “Let me guess: angry sentient marshmallows, right? Wearing cute hats?” The horde crested the hill like a menacing cloud of dessert-themed vengeance. At the front was a particularly large marshmallow with licorice boots and a jawline that could slice fondant. He pointed a candy cane staff at Yolanda and shouted, “TREMBLE, SHE-WHELP OF SPRING! THE SUGAR SHALL RISE!” Yolanda blinked. “Oh no. They monologue.” He continued, unfazed. “We demand tribute! One seasonal dragon, lightly toasted and dipped in ganache!” “You try to roast me and I swear, I’ll turn this field into crème brûlée,” Yolanda growled. “I just figured out how to breathe warm mist and you want to start a cookout?” Battle nearly broke out right there in the tulips—until Yolanda, with one raised claw, paused the moment like a director at tech rehearsal. “Alright. Everyone stop. Time out. What if—and I’m just brainstorming here—we did a peace treaty. With snacks. And wine.” The Marshmallow general tilted his head. “Wine?” “You ever had rosé and carrot cake? Transcendent,” she smirked. “Let’s vibe instead of barbecue.” It worked. Because of course it did. Yolanda was a dragon of unreasonable charm and unreasonable demands. That night, under garlanded moonlight and glowworms strung like fairy lights, the first ever Festival of Fizzing Treaties took place. Marshmallows and bunnies danced. Spirits got tipsy on honeysuckle mead. Yolanda DJ’d using her wings as cymbals and declared herself ‘Supreme Seasonal Sassmaster.’ By sunrise, a new prophecy had been scribbled into existence, mostly by a drunk faun using syrup and hope. It read: “She came from the egg of pastel bloom,Brought sass and threats of fiery doom.She calmed the fluff, the sweet, the sticky—With brunch and jokes that bordered icky.Hail Yolanda, Queen of Spring—Who’d rather nap than do a thing.” Yolanda approved. She curled up beside a basket of espresso truffles, tail flicking lazily, and muttered, “Now that’s a legacy I can nap to.” And with that, the first dragon of Easter snoozed off into legend—her belly full, her crown askew, and her meadow safe (if slightly caramelized).     Can’t get enough of Yolanda’s pastel sass and egg-born elegance? Bring her magic into your own world with a little help from our enchanted archive! Canvas prints bring her fire-breathing flair to your walls, while the tote bags let you carry attitude and artistry wherever you go. Feeling cozy? Snuggle up in the most extra way possible with a plush fleece blanket. Want a little sass in your space? Try a wall tapestry worthy of any dragon queen’s den. And for those who need their daily dose of pastel power on the go, we’ve got iPhone cases that pack attitude in every tap. Claim your piece of dragon legend now—Yolanda wouldn’t settle for less, and neither should you.

by Bill Tiepelman

The Chromatic Dragonling: A Tale of Mischief & Mayhem

The Most Unreasonable Egg Roderic was many things—an adventurer, a scholar, a man who could drink his own weight in mead without embarrassing himself (too much). But he was not, under any circumstances, a babysitter. Yet here he was, staring down at the newly hatched creature sprawled across his desk—a tiny dragon with scandalously bright scales and enormous golden eyes that screamed trouble. It had hatched from what he thought was a priceless gemstone he’d “borrowed” from the hoard of an elderly dragon named Morgath. Turns out, Morgath hadn’t been hoarding treasure. He’d been hoarding offspring. “Alright, listen,” Roderic said, rubbing his temples as the dragonling stretched its wings and yawned, completely unbothered. “I don’t know how to raise a baby dragon. I have very little patience. Also, I’m fairly sure your father would like to murder me.” The dragonling let out an exaggerated sigh—as if it were the one suffering—and then flopped onto its back, kicking its stubby little legs. Roderic narrowed his eyes. “Oh, fantastic. You’re dramatic.” In response, the dragonling blew a puff of smoke in his face. Roderic coughed, waving it away. “Rude.” The dragonling grinned. The Problem With Tiny Dragons Over the next few days, Roderic discovered something important: baby dragons were insufferable. First, the dragonling refused to eat anything normal. Fresh meat? No. Roasted chicken? A scoff. Expensive smoked salmon? Spat out onto the rug. The only thing it wanted to eat was a chunk of enchanted obsidian from Roderic’s alchemy stash. “You’re a spoiled little beast, you know that?” he muttered, watching as the dragonling gleefully crunched the magical rock like a snack. Second, it was dramatic. Everything was a performance. The dragonling would flop onto its back if ignored for too long. It would make tragic whimpering sounds when it wasn’t the center of attention. When Roderic dared to leave the room without it? Oh, the betrayal. The screams were enough to make a banshee jealous. Third, and perhaps worst of all, it was an escape artist. Roderic awoke on the third morning to find the dragonling missing. His stomach dropped. His mind immediately conjured images of it accidentally setting his cottage on fire, or worse—running into an angry mob that didn’t appreciate flying fire hazards. Throwing on his cloak, he burst through the front door… only to find the dragonling perched smugly atop his neighbor’s roof, nibbling on what appeared to be a stolen silver necklace. Lady Haversham stood below, hands on her hips. She did not look pleased. “Roderic,” she called sweetly. “Why is there a dragonling on my house?” Roderic sighed. “He’s a menace.” The dragonling chomped the necklace in half and burped. Lady Haversham stared. “I see.” Roderic pinched the bridge of his nose. “I’ll get him down.” Which was easier said than done. The dragonling was thrilled with its newfound height advantage and had no intention of coming down without a game of chase. Roderic had to climb onto the roof, where the little beast made a show of dodging him—skipping, fluttering just out of reach, and chirping happily as if this were the greatest entertainment of its life. Roderic, panting, finally lunged and caught the dragonling mid-air. “Got you, you little gremlin,” he grunted. The dragonling gave him an unrepentant grin and licked his nose. And that’s when Roderic realized three things: This dragonling had absolutely no respect for him. He was completely and utterly outmatched. He was going to have to raise it, whether he liked it or not. He groaned. This was going to be a long adventure.     A Very Illegal Dragon Three weeks later, Roderic had learned two valuable things about raising a dragonling: Nothing in his home was safe. Not his books, not his furniture, certainly not his dignity. Baby dragons grew fast. The once-tiny menace was now twice its original size, still small enough to perch on his shoulder but big enough to knock over shelves when it got excited (which was often). The dramatics hadn’t stopped, either. If anything, they had gotten worse. If Roderic didn’t immediately acknowledge the dragonling’s existence upon waking up, he was met with a series of high-pitched wails that could wake the dead. And the appetite? Impossible. Roderic was now regularly bribing the blacksmith for bits of enchanted metal, all while dodging questions from the local magistrate about why there were occasional flashes of dragonfire coming from his cottage. Which, technically speaking, was a felony. Baby dragons weren’t exactly legal in town. So when a loud BOOM echoed through the streets one evening, Roderic knew—instantly—it was his problem. The Jailbreak Incident He sprinted outside to find that his neighbor’s barn had been blown apart. Standing in the smoldering wreckage was his dragonling, tail flicking, eyes wide with what could only be described as giddy chaos. Next to it stood a very unimpressed city guard. “Roderic,” the guard said, folding his arms. Roderic doubled over, panting. “Hey, Captain. Fancy meeting you here.” “Do you want to explain why your dragon just exploded a barn?” The dragonling puffed up indignantly. It chirped. Roderic straightened, pushing sweat-damp hair out of his face. “I feel like ‘exploded’ is a strong word.” The captain pointed to the burning rubble. “Is it?” Roderic sighed. “Okay, fine. I’ll pay for it.” “You will,” the captain agreed, then lowered his voice. “You need to get that thing out of town. If the magistrate finds out—” “Yeah, yeah, I know.” Roderic turned to the dragonling. “Well, congratulations, you tiny disaster. We’re fugitives now.” On the Run Fleeing town in the dead of night with a smug baby dragon was not how Roderic had planned his life, and yet here he was—leading his horse through the forest, cursing under his breath as the dragonling perched on the saddle like a royal prince. “You’re enjoying this, aren’t you?” he muttered. The dragonling yawned, utterly unrepentant. “Oh, don’t act innocent. You blew up a barn.” It flicked its tail. Chirp. Roderic groaned. “I should’ve left you on that roof.” But they both knew that was a lie. He was stuck with this dragonling. And, worse, a part of him didn’t mind. The wind rustled through the trees. In the distance, he heard the faint sound of riders—probably guards searching for them. He exhaled. “Well, little terror, looks like we’re going on an adventure.” The dragonling blinked, then nuzzled against his cheek. Roderic grumbled. “Ugh. You can’t bribe me with cuteness.” It licked his ear. He sighed. “Fine. Maybe a little.” And so, with no destination in mind and a very illegal dragonling in tow, Roderic took his first step into the unknown. To Be Continued…?     Bring The Chromatic Dragonling Home! Fallen in love with this mischievous little dragon? Now you can keep a piece of its playful magic with you! Whether you want to add a touch of whimsy to your walls, cozy up with its fiery charm, or carry its adventurous spirit wherever you go, we’ve got just the thing: ✨ Tapestries – Transform any space with a touch of dragon magic. 🖼️ Canvas Prints – A stunning centerpiece for any fantasy lover. 🛋️ Throw Pillows – Because every couch deserves a bit of dragon mischief. 👜 Tote Bags – Take the adventure with you wherever you go. 🔥 Stickers – Add a little dragon attitude to your world. Don’t just read about The Chromatic Dragonling—bring it into your realm!

by Bill Tiepelman

Paws, Claws, and Dragon Flaws

A Hatchling's First Crime Spree The problem with baby dragons—aside from the fire, claws, and tendency to bite first and ask questions never—is that they have zero sense of consequences. That was exactly the issue with Scorch, a freshly hatched menace with a face too cute for its own damn good. Scorch was small, green, and absurdly chonky for a dragon. He had big, round eyes that made villagers go “Awww!” right before he set their laundry on fire. His wings were still useless, which made him mad as hell, so he compensated by getting into everyone’s business. If you had food? It was his now. If you had valuables? Also his. If you had dignity? Kiss that goodbye. Unfortunately for the town of Bramblewick, Scorch had decided that today was the day he would make the entire village his. And that meant looting. A lot of looting. A One-Dragon Heist It started at Old Man Higgins’ bakery. The old bastard never stood a chance. One second, he was setting out a fresh tray of honey buns, and the next, a green blur shot through the open window, snagged the entire batch, and scurried off under a cart. “What the—” Higgins sputtered, staring at his empty counter. Then he spotted the culprit. Scorch, sticky-faced and smug, licked honey off his claws and burped directly in Higgins’ direction. “Why, you little—” Scorch took off, tail wiggling as he darted down the street, leaving a trail of crumbs and zero remorse. Criminal Mastermind… Kinda By noon, he had: Stolen a pie from the windowsill of Widow Gertrude (who threw a broom at him and missed). Pilfered a pair of underpants off someone’s clothesline (why? No one knows). Scared the blacksmith’s apprentice by sneaking up behind him and exhaling just enough smoke to make him pee himself. Bit a knight’s boot because it was shiny. The villagers were beginning to take notice. A posse formed. Angry murmurs spread. “That little bastard just stole my lunch.” “He’s been terrorizing my chickens!” “He stole my wife’s best cooking pot! And she’s pissed!” Scorch, completely unbothered, was currently sitting in the middle of the fountain, feet kicked up, gnawing on a stolen ham hock. Then, just as he was really getting comfortable, a shadow loomed over him. Enter Trouble “Well, well, well. If it isn’t the town’s newest pain in my ass.” Scorch paused mid-chew and looked up. It was Fiona. The town’s official problem-solver. She was tall, scarred, and wielded an attitude as sharp as the sword on her hip. She also looked thoroughly unimpressed. “You done yet, Tiny Terror? Or are you planning to rob the mayor next?” Scorch blinked his big, innocent eyes. Fiona crossed her arms. “Don’t even try it. I’ve been around too long to fall for that cute act.” Scorch, deciding he did not like this woman, stuck his tongue out and immediately launched himself at her face. Unfortunately, his tiny, useless wings did nothing, so instead of an epic attack, he just face-planted onto her boot. Silence. Fiona sighed. “Gods save me, this is going to be a long day.” How to Train Your Disaster Fiona had dealt with all kinds of problems before—bandits, mercenaries, one very drunk wizard—but never had she been tasked with disciplining a pint-sized dragon with a superiority complex. She bent down and picked up Scorch by the scruff like an angry mother cat. He flailed. He hissed. He smacked her in the face with his chubby little paw. None of it was effective. “Alright, you tiny bastard,” she muttered. “You’re coming with me.” The townsfolk cheered. “About time someone dealt with that little menace!” “Throw him in the stocks!” “No! Send him to the mines!” Fiona gave them all a look. “He’s a baby.” “A baby criminal,” Widow Gertrude shot back. “He stole my pie.” Scorch, still dangling from Fiona’s grip, licked his lips loudly. “See? No remorse!” Gertrude shrieked. Fiona sighed and turned on her heel. “Yeah, yeah. I’ll deal with him.” And before the mob could organize itself further, she marched off, dragon in tow. The Art of Discipline (or Lack Thereof) Fiona’s idea of “dealing with” Scorch turned out to be plopping him down on her kitchen table and pointing a finger at him. “You need to stop stealing things,” she said firmly. Scorch yawned. “I’m serious. You’re pissing everyone off.” Scorch flopped onto his back and dramatically threw his legs in the air. “Oh, don’t even. You’re not dying. You’re just spoiled.” Scorch let out a very unconvincing death rattle. Fiona pinched the bridge of her nose. “You know what? Fine. You wanna be a little menace? Let’s make it official. You work for me now.” Scorch stopped fake-dying. He blinked. Tilted his head. “Yeah,” Fiona continued. “I’m making you my apprentice.” Scorch stared. Then he did the only logical thing—he stole her dagger straight from its sheath. “You little shit—” A New Partnership It took fifteen minutes, a chair tipped over, and a very unfortunate headbutt to get the dagger back. But once she did, Fiona knew one thing for certain: She had made a mistake. Scorch was already investigating every corner of her house, sniffing things, chewing things, knocking things over just because. He had the attention span of a drunk squirrel and the morals of a highway robber. But… She watched as he scrambled onto the counter, knocking over a stack of papers in the process. He was clearly proud of himself, tail wiggling, tongue sticking out as he surveyed his domain. Fiona sighed. “You’re going to burn this town down someday, aren’t you?” Scorch burped out a tiny ember. “Gods help me.” And just like that, the town’s biggest problem became Fiona’s personal headache.     Bring Scorch Home—If You Dare! Can’t get enough of this tiny troublemaker? 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by Bill Tiepelman

Lost in a World Too Big

The first thing Fizzlebop noticed upon hatching was that the world was entirely too loud, too bright, and too full of things that did not immediately cater to his needs. A terrible injustice, really. He blinked his enormous blue eyes, stretching his stubby wings with an exasperated sigh. The nest was empty. His siblings had hatched before him, leaving behind only cracked eggshells and a lingering warmth. How typical. They never waited for him. "Ugh," he muttered, dragging his tiny tail across the soft moss. "Abandoned at birth. Tragic." Fizzlebop attempted to stand, only to topple forward, his little claws scrabbling against the ground. "Oh yes, very majestic. Future ruler of the skies, right here," he grumbled, rolling onto his back. "Might as well leave me here to perish." The sky above him was a swirl of pastels, stars twinkling like they had something to be smug about. "Don't just sit there looking all mysterious," he huffed at them. "Help me!" The stars, as expected, did not assist. With a great effort, he managed to sit upright, his wings flaring dramatically for balance. He squinted into the distance, where flickering firelight suggested the rest of his nestmates were already feasting with their mother. "Of course they started without me," he muttered. "Because why wouldn't they?" Then, just to test if life was truly out to get him, Fizzlebop attempted to take a single confident step forward. His foot met a particularly devious rock, and he promptly face-planted. "Oh, I see how it is," he growled, flopping onto his side. "Fine. I'll just stay here. Alone. Forever. Probably get eaten by something big and toothy." Something rustled nearby. Fizzlebop froze. Slowly, carefully, he turned his head—only to come face to face with a fox. A very hungry-looking fox. The fox tilted its head, clearly confused by the sight of a baby dragon glaring up at it with an expression of profound irritation. Fizzlebop narrowed his eyes. "Listen here, overgrown rodent," he said, voice full of bratty confidence. "I am a dragon. A creature of legend. A force of nature." He puffed up his chest. "I will breathe fire upon you." Silence. The fox remained unimpressed. Fizzlebop inhaled deeply, ready to unleash his terrifying flame… and promptly sneezed. A pathetic little spark fizzled into the air. The fox blinked. Fizzlebop blinked. Then, with a sigh, he flopped onto his back and groaned. "Fine. Just eat me and get it over with." Instead of attacking, the fox sniffed him once, let out an unimpressed huff, and trotted away. "Yeah, that's right," Fizzlebop called after it. "Run, coward!" He lay there for a moment longer before muttering, "I didn't want to be eaten anyway." Then, grumbling to himself, he got back onto his feet and stomped toward the firelight, ready to make a dramatic entrance and demand his rightful place at the feast. Because if he was going to suffer in this unfair world, the least he could do was make everyone else suffer with him.     Fizzlebop marched—well, wobbled—toward the glow of the firelight, muttering under his breath about betrayal, neglect, and the sheer injustice of being the last to hatch. His tiny claws crunched against the frost-covered ground, his tail flicking dramatically with each exaggerated step. “Oh yes, just leave the baby behind,” he grumbled. “Forget about poor, defenseless Fizzlebop. Not like I could have been eaten or anything.” He paused and shuddered. “By a fox. A fox, of all things.” The campfire flickered ahead, surrounded by his siblings, who were rolling around in a pile of meat scraps like the uncultured beasts they were. Their mother, a great silver dragon with molten gold eyes, lay nearby, preening her wings, looking—for lack of a better word—smug. Fizzlebop narrowed his eyes. They had noticed his absence. They just hadn’t cared. Well. That would not stand. He inhaled deeply, summoning every ounce of injustice and rage within his tiny frame, and let out a battle cry: “HOW DARE YOU.” The entire nest froze. His siblings blinked at him, meat dangling from their stupid little jaws. His mother arched an elegant brow. Fizzlebop stomped forward. “Do you have ANY idea what I have been through?” he demanded, wings flaring. “Do you know the STRUGGLES I have faced?” Silence. Fizzlebop did not care. He was going to tell them anyway. “First of all, I was abandoned,” he declared. “Cast out, left to suffer, forced to hatch in solitude like some tragic hero in a forgotten legend.” He placed a claw against his chest, looking to the heavens. “And then! As if that weren’t bad enough—” His mother exhaled loudly through her nose. “Fizzlebop, you hatched twenty minutes late.” Fizzlebop gasped. “Twenty minutes? Oh, I see. So I should just be grateful that my own family left me to perish in the cruel, unfeeling wilds?!” His mother stared at him. His siblings stared at him. One of them, a chubby dragon named Soot, licked his eyeball. Fizzlebop groaned. “You absolute buffoons.” He marched straight to the pile of meat, sat his tiny, frostbitten rear down, and grabbed the largest scrap he could find. “You’re all terrible, and I hate you,” he declared before stuffing his face. His mother sighed and stretched her wings. “You’re lucky you’re cute.” Fizzlebop waved a dismissive claw. “Yes, yes, I’m adorable, I’m a delight, I’m a gift to this family.” He took another bite, chewing thoughtfully. “But also, you should all suffer for your crimes.” His mother huffed a plume of smoke, which he chose to interpret as deep shame and regret. His belly now full, Fizzlebop curled into the warm pile of his siblings, who accepted his presence with the kind of easygoing obliviousness only dragons (and very stupid people) could manage. And as he drifted off to sleep, his mother’s tail curling around them for warmth, Fizzlebop allowed himself a tiny, satisfied smirk. For all his righteous suffering… being part of a family wasn’t the worst thing in the world. Probably.     Take Fizzlebop Home! Love Fizzlebop’s adorable mischief? Bring this tiny dragon into your life with stunning prints and merchandise! Whether you want to add some whimsical charm to your home or carry a piece of dragon-sized attitude with you, we’ve got you covered: 🖼️ Acrylic Prints – For a sleek, high-gloss way to showcase Fizzlebop’s expressive pout. 🎭 Tapestries – Transform any space into a fantasy realm with a larger-than-life baby dragon. 👜 Tote Bags – Carry your essentials in style, and let everyone know you're as dramatic as Fizzlebop. 💌 Greeting Cards – Send a message with maximum sarcasm and cuteness. Get yours now and let Fizzlebop bring his bratty charm into your world! 🔥🐉

by Bill Tiepelman

Neon Hatchling of the Deepwoods

The Deepwoods wasn’t the kind of place you wandered into by accident. Thick fog clung to ancient trees, the air hummed with the whispers of unseen creatures, and anyone foolish enough to enter often stumbled back out with missing socks or memories—or both. Yet, here stood Gary, socks firmly intact but entirely unsure how he got there. “Right,” Gary muttered, adjusting his satchel. He wasn’t an adventurer, despite the suspiciously adventurous trench coat he wore. He was an accountant. A mediocre one at that. Yet for reasons he couldn’t explain, Gary had woken up that morning with a very specific goal in mind: find the Neon Hatchling. He didn’t know what a Neon Hatchling was, why he needed one, or why his coffee had tasted like regret earlier that day, but the urge was undeniable. So here he was, trudging through mossy undergrowth, fending off the occasional glowing moth the size of a dinner plate, and questioning his life choices. The First Clue Gary’s first breakthrough came when he tripped over a gnome. “Watch it!” the gnome barked, rubbing its pointy hat, which now bore a dent in the shape of Gary’s shoe. The gnome was no taller than a fire hydrant, but its scowl could curdle milk. “Sorry!” Gary stammered. “I didn’t see you there. Uh... any chance you’ve seen a Neon Hatchling?” The gnome squinted at him. “What’s it worth to ya?” Gary rifled through his satchel. “I’ve got... a slightly melted granola bar?” The gnome snatched it greedily. “Fine. Follow the glowing ferns until you hear the sound of giggling. If you survive that, you might find your precious Hatchling.” “Giggling?” Gary asked, but the gnome was already halfway up a tree, cackling like a maniac. The Giggling Problem The glowing ferns were easy enough to find—they looked like someone had spilled neon paint across the forest floor. The giggling, however, was less charming. It wasn’t the warm, bubbly kind of giggling you’d hear at a comedy club. No, this was the “I know your browser history” kind of giggling, and it was coming from everywhere at once. “This is fine,” Gary said to no one in particular, clutching his satchel like a lifeline. He inched forward, trying to ignore the giggles, which now sounded suspiciously like they were mocking his haircut. “You’re just hearing things. That’s all. Deepwoods acoustics. Totally normal.” Then a voice, sharp and sweet, cut through the giggles. “Oh, relax. You’re not going to die... probably.” Gary froze. “Who’s there?” From the shadows stepped a woman dressed in iridescent robes that shimmered like oil on water. Her eyes gleamed with mischief, and she carried a staff topped with what appeared to be a glowing marshmallow. “Name’s Zyla. You’re here for the Neon Hatchling, aren’t you?” Gary nodded, mostly because words had failed him. He wasn’t sure if it was her aura of power or the fact that she smelled faintly of freshly baked cookies. Either way, he wasn’t about to argue. Meeting the Hatchling Zyla led him deeper into the forest, past bioluminescent ponds and a tree that tried to sell Gary a timeshare. Finally, they reached a clearing bathed in soft, glowing light. At its center sat the Neon Hatchling. It was... adorable. About the size of a small dog, the dragonet’s scales shimmered with every color of the rainbow, its wings glowed faintly, and its wide eyes sparkled with curiosity. It let out a tiny chirp, which Gary’s brain immediately translated as, “Hi! Will you be my best friend forever?” Gary’s heart melted. “This is it? This is the Neon Hatchling?” Zyla smirked. “What were you expecting, a fire-breathing monster?” “Honestly? Yes.” Gary crouched down to get a better look at the creature. The Hatchling tilted its head, then pounced on his satchel, rummaging through it with surprising dexterity. “Hey!” Gary protested as the Hatchling triumphantly pulled out a bag of cheese puffs. “That’s my lunch!” The dragonet ignored him, tearing into the bag with gusto. Zyla laughed. “Congratulations. You’ve been chosen by the Neon Hatchling.” “Chosen for what?” Gary asked warily, watching as the dragonet began juggling cheese puffs with its tail. Zyla’s expression turned serious. “The Hatchling is a creature of immense power. It will bring you great fortune... or great chaos. Possibly both. It depends on how much caffeine you’ve had.” The Catch Before Gary could process this, a deafening roar shook the clearing. From the shadows emerged a massive dragon, its scales dark as midnight and its eyes glowing like twin suns. “Ah,” Zyla said, taking a step back. “I forgot to mention the mother.” “What do you mean, the mother?!” Gary yelped as the larger dragon fixed its gaze on him. The Neon Hatchling chirped innocently, clutching its stolen cheese puffs. The mother dragon roared again, and Gary did the only sensible thing: he ran. The End...? Somehow, against all odds, Gary survived. He wasn’t sure how he managed it—there had been a lot of screaming, some questionable tree climbing, and a brief stint where he pretended to be a rock. But when he finally stumbled out of the Deepwoods, the Neon Hatchling was perched on his shoulder, snacking on the last of his cheese puffs. “This is fine,” Gary muttered, though he wasn’t entirely convinced. As he trudged back toward civilization, the Hatchling chirped happily, its tail flicking in time with his steps. Gary sighed. He still didn’t know why he’d been compelled to find the Hatchling, but one thing was clear: life was about to get a lot more interesting.     Bring the Magic Home! The adventure doesn’t have to end here. 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by Bill Tiepelman

Baby Scales in a Fur-Trimmed Coat

The Frosty Misadventures of Scalesworth the Cozy Winter had arrived in the magical forest of Frostwhisk, and with it, an unbearable chill that seeped into every crevice, nook, and claw. At least, that’s how Scalesworth, the tiniest dragon hatchling to ever grace the frosted woods, felt about it. He was bundled up in his puffy red coat, complete with fur-trimmed hood, looking less like a fearsome mythical creature and more like a walking marshmallow with claws. “This is ridiculous,” Scalesworth muttered, adjusting the zipper of his coat with his stubby talons. “Dragons are supposed to be majestic, fiery beasts, not... whatever this is.” He gestured dramatically to his tiny, frost-covered toes. “I have talons, for crying out loud! I should be soaring through the skies, terrorizing peasants, not sitting here shivering like a wet sock.” His grumbling was interrupted by a gust of icy wind that sent snow flurries cascading around him like nature’s own sarcastic applause. “Oh, wonderful. Snow. My favorite thing,” he said, his voice dripping with so much sarcasm it could have melted the frost. “Why can’t I just hibernate like normal creatures? Bears get to sleep through this nonsense. But no, I have to be awake to ‘learn important life lessons’ or whatever my mom said before flying off to somewhere warmer.” The Great Snowball Fiasco Determined to make the best of his situation, Scalesworth decided to explore the nearby woods. It wasn’t long before he stumbled upon a gang of woodland critters engaged in an intense snowball fight. Squirrels, rabbits, and even a badger were hurling snowballs at each other with the precision of seasoned warriors. “Hey, can I play?” Scalesworth asked, waddling up to them. His oversized coat made a faint whoosh-whoosh sound as he walked, which wasn’t exactly intimidating. The badger, a grizzled veteran of snow-based combat, sized him up. “You? A dragon? In that coat? You’d be about as useful as a snowball in a bonfire.” Scalesworth bristled—or at least, he tried to. The puffiness of his jacket made it hard to look anything other than adorable. “I’ll have you know that I’m a fearsome dragon!” he declared, puffing out his chest. “I could melt this entire battlefield with a single breath.” The badger raised an eyebrow. “Oh yeah? Go on then. Melt something.” Scalesworth paused. “Well... I mean... I could if I wanted to. I just don’t feel like it right now. It’s too cold for fire, you know? Science and stuff.” The badger snorted. “Sure, kid. Whatever you say. Just stay out of the way, alright?” Scalesworth narrowed his eyes. “Oh, it’s on,” he whispered to himself. He waddled over to a pile of snow and began crafting a snowball of truly epic proportions. It was lopsided, slightly yellowish (he wasn’t sure why and didn’t want to think about it), and barely held together, but it was his masterpiece. “They’ll rue the day they underestimated Scalesworth the Cozy,” he muttered, clutching the snowball like it was a magical artifact. The Not-So-Epic Attack With a mighty roar—or at least, a squeaky chirp that he hoped sounded like a roar—Scalesworth launched his snowball at the badger. Unfortunately, his tiny arms and the sheer bulk of his coat made the throw less than aerodynamic. The snowball traveled approximately three inches before disintegrating in mid-air. The badger blinked. “Wow. Terrifying,” he deadpanned. The squirrels burst into laughter, one of them actually falling over into the snow from how hard he was wheezing. Scalesworth felt his cheeks heat up—not from fire, but from embarrassment. “You know what? Forget it. I don’t need this. I’m a dragon. I have better things to do.” He turned to waddle away, muttering under his breath about ungrateful mammals and how he’d totally win a snowball fight if he wasn’t wearing such a stupid coat. Redemption in the Snow As Scalesworth stomped off, he noticed a faint glimmer in the snow. Curious, he bent down and unearthed what appeared to be a tiny crystal orb. It sparkled in the winter sunlight, casting rainbows onto the snow. “Huh. What’s this?” he wondered aloud. Before he could examine it further, the orb began to hum softly. Suddenly, it exploded in a burst of light, and Scalesworth found himself standing in front of a towering ice golem. The creature loomed over him, its frosty eyes glowing with menace. “INTRUDER,” the golem boomed. “PREPARE TO BE DESTROYED.” Scalesworth blinked up at the hulking figure. “Oh, great. Of course. Because my day wasn’t bad enough already.” Thinking quickly, Scalesworth did the only thing he could: he zipped up his coat all the way, puffed himself up as much as possible, and yelled, “HEY! I’M A DRAGON! YOU WANNA FIGHT ME? BRING IT ON!” To his surprise, the golem paused. “DRAGON? OH, UH, SORRY. I DIDN’T REALIZE. YOU’RE VERY SMALL FOR A DRAGON.” “I’M SMALL BUT MIGHTY!” Scalesworth snapped. “NOW LEAVE ME ALONE BEFORE I TURN YOU INTO A PUDDLE.” The golem hesitated, then slowly backed away. “MY APOLOGIES, O GREAT AND POWERFUL DRAGON.” With that, it disappeared into the woods, leaving Scalesworth standing there, victorious. The Hero Returns When Scalesworth returned to the snowball battlefield, the other animals stared at him in awe. “Did you just scare off an ice golem?” the badger asked, his jaw practically on the ground. Scalesworth shrugged nonchalantly. “Eh, it was nothing. Just another day in the life of a dragon.” The squirrels immediately declared him their leader, and the badger grudgingly admitted that maybe, just maybe, Scalesworth wasn’t so useless after all. As the sun set over the snowy woods, Scalesworth couldn’t help but smile. He might be small, he might be a bit clumsy, and his coat might make him look like a tomato, but he was a dragon—and that was enough. “Scalesworth the Cozy,” he said to himself, “has a nice ring to it.”     Bring Scalesworth Home If you’ve fallen in love with the adorable, snarky charm of Scalesworth the Cozy, why not bring a piece of his frosty misadventure into your home? Check out these delightful products featuring the baby dragon in his iconic fur-trimmed coat: Tapestry – Perfect for adding a magical touch to your walls. Canvas Print – A stunning piece of art to bring warmth to any room. Tote Bag – Carry a bit of winter magic with you wherever you go. 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by Bill Tiepelman

Azure Eyes of the Celestial Dragon

In a galaxy not too far away, on a planet called Luminaris—a place that looked like an interstellar disco ball on acid—there hatched a peculiar baby dragon. His name? Glitterwing the Fourth. Not because there were three dragons before him (there weren’t), but because his mother, Queen Frostmaw the Shimmering, had a flair for drama and thought numbers made things sound royal. Glitterwing, however, had other opinions. He liked his nickname better: Steve. Steve's Grand Entrance Steve’s birth wasn’t exactly a serene, mystical moment. He cracked out of his egg with all the grace of a squirrel on caffeine, flailing his tiny limbs, his metallic scales catching the light like a disco ball having an existential crisis. His first words weren’t poetic, either. They were something along the lines of, “Ugh, this light is awful, and what is that smell?!” From the moment he hatched, Steve had one glaringly unique feature: his impossibly large, strikingly blue eyes. While most dragon hatchlings looked like a mix between a kitten and a medieval weapon, Steve looked like a giant plush toy with an attitude problem. He immediately became the center of attention in the dragon kingdom, which, as you can imagine, annoyed him to no end. “Can we all stop gawking like I’m the last pastry at the buffet? I’m just a dragon, not a fireworks display.” Destined for Greatness? Nah, Just Hungry. The elders of the dragon council, a group of ancient reptiles who spent most of their time arguing about whose hoard was shinier, declared that Steve was destined for greatness. “His scales glitter like the stars, and his eyes pierce the soul!” they proclaimed. Steve, however, had other plans. “Cool story, Grandpa, but does greatness come with snacks? Because I’m starving.” Steve quickly developed a reputation for his biting wit and his insatiable appetite. While most dragons his age were practicing fire breathing, Steve was perfecting the art of sarcastic commentary. “Oh, look, another fire-breathing competition. How original. Why don’t we try something new, like, I don’t know, competitive napping?” The Misadventures Begin Steve’s snarky attitude didn’t exactly make him popular with his peers. One particularly jealous dragonling, Blaze, challenged him to a duel. “Prepare to meet your doom, Glitterwing!” Blaze roared. Steve didn’t even flinch. “Okay, but can we schedule this after lunch? I have priorities.” When the duel finally happened, Steve won—not with strength, but by making Blaze laugh so hard he fell over and rolled into a pile of mud. “See? Humor is the real weapon,” Steve said, polishing his claws nonchalantly. Despite his reluctance, Steve’s fame grew. Adventurers from distant lands came to see the "Celestial Dragon" with the sapphire eyes. Steve found this both flattering and exhausting. “Great, another group of humans pointing sticks at me and calling them ‘weapons.’ Can someone at least bring me a sandwich this time?” The Day Steve Saved the Kingdom (Accidentally) Steve’s most famous misadventure occurred when a rival kingdom sent a group of knights to steal the dragons' treasures. While the other dragons were busy preparing for battle, Steve was busy eating his weight in moonberries. The knights stormed into the dragon cave, only to find Steve lounging on a pile of gold. “Oh, look, more tin cans. What do you guys want? Directions to the nearest McDragon’s?” The knights, thinking Steve’s enormous eyes and shimmering scales were some sort of godly warning, panicked. One knight screamed, “It’s the divine dragon of doom!” and fled. The others followed, tripping over each other in their haste. Steve blinked, confused. “Wait, that worked? Huh. Maybe I am destined for greatness. Or maybe they just didn’t want to deal with a dragon who looks like he hasn’t slept in weeks.” The Legend Lives On These days, Steve spends his time napping on his hoard (which mostly consists of shiny rocks and discarded armor) and coming up with increasingly sarcastic remarks for nosy adventurers. He’s still the talk of the kingdom, much to his annoyance. “I’m not a hero,” he insists. “I’m just a dragon who happens to look fabulous.” But deep down, Steve enjoys the attention—just a little. After all, who wouldn’t want to be a glittering icon with piercing azure eyes and a knack for making knights wet their pants?     Bring Steve Home: Celestial Dragon-Inspired Products Can't get enough of Steve's snarky charm and shimmering brilliance? Now, you can bring a piece of his celestial magic into your own home with these exclusive products: Dragon Tapestry: Adorn your walls with Steve’s radiant glory, perfect for transforming any room into a mystical lair. Canvas Print: A high-quality art piece showcasing Steve’s celestial aura, ideal for dragon lovers and fantasy enthusiasts. Throw Pillow: Cozy up with Steve’s enchanting presence, a whimsical addition to your living space. Dragon Puzzle: Piece together Steve’s mesmerizing features with this fun and challenging puzzle, perfect for quiet evenings or dragon-loving gatherings. Embrace the magic of the celestial dragon and let Steve’s legacy light up your life—one sparkling scale at a time.

by Bill Tiepelman

The Little Dragon of Heartfire

In a lush jungle where the air was thick with the scent of blooming flowers and the gossip of chatty parrots, there existed a dragon named Ember. Now, Ember wasn’t your average dragon. For starters, she was barely the size of a house cat, and her flames wouldn’t scorch a marshmallow. But what Ember lacked in size and firepower, she more than made up for in personality. She was feisty, fabulous, and, let’s just say, a little too invested in everyone else’s love life. Ember was no ordinary jungle inhabitant—she was Cupid’s subcontractor. Yes, that Cupid. The chubby baby with the bow? Turns out he had been phoning it in for centuries, and Ember, with her glittery wings and neon-red heart necklace, was the one actually keeping the romance industry afloat. "Love doesn’t just happen," Ember would say, usually while eavesdropping on someone’s awkward first date. "It needs a little… zhuzh." One year, as Valentine’s Day approached, Ember was busier than ever. The jungle was in chaos. Toucans were squabbling over whose turn it was to bring home the heart-shaped berries, a pair of jaguars were in a cold war over some misplaced grooming duties, and the sloths were taking “slow burn” romance far too literally. It was, in a word, exhausting. But Ember, with her unparalleled work ethic and a sparkling sense of humor, was ready to work her magic. First stop: the toucans. Perched on a vine, Ember listened to their melodramatic exchange. “You never appreciate me!” squawked the female. “I literally built you a nest!” screeched the male. Rolling her enormous dragon eyes, Ember muttered, “This is why I drink… nectar.” With a snap of her tail, she conjured a cascade of glowing heart-shaped flowers to rain down over their nest. The toucans froze, stunned into silence. “There. Romance. Now shut up and enjoy it,” Ember barked before zipping off, leaving a trail of glitter in her wake. Her next project involved a pair of sloths who were locked in a decade-long “will they/won’t they” situation. “Honestly, you two are the Ross and Rachel of this jungle,” Ember groaned, her claws clicking against her scales as she watched them exchange their usual slow-motion glances. “This calls for drastic measures.” She puffed a stream of glittery smoke that swirled around the two. Suddenly, the male sloth blinked, stretched out a claw, and plucked a hibiscus flower for his lady love. The female gasped—a slow, dramatic gasp, of course—and accepted it. Ember wiped a tear from her eye. “Finally. I was about to file for early retirement,” she quipped. But the pièce de résistance of Ember’s Valentine’s escapades came when she stumbled upon Greg, the most hopeless romantic she had ever met. Greg was a botanist with a terrible habit of writing poems so cringe-worthy that even the jungle vines recoiled. His latest masterpiece was dedicated to Melissa, the woman of his dreams, who had no idea he existed. “Greg,” Ember said, landing on his desk with a flourish. “We need to talk.” Startled, Greg blinked at the tiny dragon, unsure whether he’d been working too hard or if the jungle fumes were finally getting to him. Ember, never one to waste time, grabbed his notebook and began editing his latest poem. “This? This sounds like you’re auditioning for a role as a stalker. We’re aiming for charming, not terrifying.” With a flick of her tail, she added just the right touch of romance—some metaphors about moonlight, a hint of vulnerability, and, of course, a playful line about Melissa’s laugh. When Melissa received the newly polished note, her cheeks flushed pinker than the orchids Greg had sent along with it. Within hours, Greg had a date, and Ember had a smug look on her face. “Another day, another heart saved from mediocrity,” she declared as she flew off, leaving Greg to marvel at his sudden luck. Of course, not everything went smoothly. Ember had a knack for being a little too honest. Like the time she told a pair of flamingos their synchronized courting dance was “less romantic and more ‘awkward middle school talent show.’” Or when she interrupted a tree frog’s mating call to suggest he “try a lower pitch unless he wanted to sound like a squeaky door hinge.” But despite her sass, Ember had a 100% success rate. After all, her motto was simple: "Love is messy, ridiculous, and absolutely worth it—kind of like me." As the sun set on Valentine’s Day, Ember perched on a mossy rock, watching the jungle hum with newfound romance. The toucans were cuddling, the sloths were holding hands (slowly), and Greg was nervously planning his second date. Ember stretched her glittery wings and sighed, content. “Cupid can take all the credit,” she said with a sly smile. “But let’s be honest—without me, love would be doomed.” And so, the legend of the Little Dragon of Heartfire lived on. Some say if you ever feel a sudden burst of warmth and catch the faint scent of glittery smoke, it’s Ember, making sure love remains a little wild, a little wonderful, and just the right amount of chaotic.     Bring "The Little Dragon of Heartfire" into Your Home If Ember’s fiery charm and sassy antics have captured your heart, you can bring her magic into your home! Celebrate the whimsy and wonder of this Valentine's Day legend with stunning, high-quality merchandise: Tapestry: Transform your space with this enchanting piece of wall art, featuring the radiant hues and intricate details of Ember in her magical jungle. Canvas Print: A perfect centerpiece for any room, this canvas captures every shimmering scale and heart-shaped glow of Ember’s world. Throw Pillow: Add a touch of sass and comfort to your decor with Ember’s vibrant image printed on a soft, cozy pillow. Pouch: Keep your essentials organized with this portable and practical pouch adorned with Ember’s playful spirit. Explore the full collection and let Ember light up your home, one spark at a time! Click here to shop now and celebrate the season of love with a little dragon magic.

by Bill Tiepelman

Baby Dragon’s Dazzling New Year Bash

Baby Dragon’s Wild New Year Bash It started as a classy affair. The table was set with fine champagne, golden candles flickering gently, and an obnoxious amount of glitter covering every surface. Guests in tuxedos and shimmering dresses mingled under strings of fairy lights, chatting politely, toasting the year ahead. But then, waddling in from God-knows-where, came the baby dragon. Small but radiant, its scales shimmered in every imaginable color, as though it had rolled around in a pile of crushed disco balls. It stumbled up to the table, knocked over a champagne flute with its tail, and squawked loudly enough to silence the room. The little beast then made eye contact with the host, picked up a sparkler, and chirped as if to say, “This is my party now.” The dragon wasn’t exactly invited, but no one was brave enough to kick it out. Instead, they watched in stunned amusement as it commandeered the nearest champagne bottle, popped the cork with its tiny claws, and guzzled it like a frat boy at happy hour. Bubbles streamed down its chin as it belched a small puff of smoke, promptly singeing a nearby garland. “Who gave it booze?” someone hissed, but it was too late. The dragon had spotted the cheese plate. With alarming speed for such a small creature, it clambered onto the table, knocking over candles and scattering glitter into the air. It sniffed the brie, poked the gouda, and then chomped directly into the host’s expensive wheel of imported camembert. The room collectively gasped, but the dragon didn’t care—it had cheese, and it was going to town. By now, the baby dragon was a full-blown spectacle. It stood on the table, holding a sparkler in one claw and an uneaten cracker in the other, as if it were some kind of drunken medieval mascot. Someone turned up the music, and the dragon started swaying its hips, tail smacking indiscriminately into decorations, chairs, and one poor soul’s champagne tower. “This thing is a menace!” the host cried, attempting to shoo the dragon off the table with a serving tray. The dragon, feeling challenged, let out a tiny roar—more of a squeak, really—but it was enough to make the host rethink their life choices and sit quietly in a corner with a fresh drink. As midnight approached, the baby dragon was unstoppable. Its claws were sticky with champagne and mystery dip, and its wings were dusted with crushed party crackers. It had somehow acquired a party hat, perched lopsided on its head, and was holding court in the middle of the dance floor. Guests had given up on dignity and joined the little beast in what could only be described as a drunken conga line. Glitter rained from the ceiling as the countdown began. “TEN! NINE! EIGHT!” the crowd roared. The dragon, perched on someone’s shoulders, flapped its tiny wings in excitement, nearly toppling them over. “SEVEN! SIX! FIVE!” It tossed the sparkler into the air, where it landed in a punch bowl, fizzing out dramatically. “FOUR! THREE! TWO!” The dragon let out a triumphant screech, blowing a small puff of fire that set an unattended napkin aflame. No one cared. “ONE! HAPPY NEW YEAR!” The room erupted into cheers, hugs, and a cacophony of drunken celebration. The baby dragon, now thoroughly trashed, curled up in a pile of confetti and empty champagne bottles, snoring softly. Its party hat had slipped down over one eye, and its tiny claws clutched an uneaten piece of brie as if it were the most precious treasure in the world. As the night wound down and guests stumbled home, the host surveyed the wreckage of their once-pristine party. “Who the hell brought the dragon?” they muttered, picking up a singed party favor. The dragon snorted in its sleep, letting out one last puff of smoke. No one answered. After all, it didn’t matter. That little glittering monster had thrown the best damn party anyone could remember.     Explore More: Tiny Scales & Tails Collection If you loved the whimsical chaos of our New Year's baby dragon, don't miss your chance to bring this magical moment into your space! This enchanting image is available for prints, downloads, and licensing. Adorn your walls, spark conversations, or gift it to a fellow fantasy lover—this piece is perfect for celebrating magic and mischief in every season.

by Bill Tiepelman

Nestled in a Rainbow's Embrace

The storm had passed hours ago, but the forest still trembled in its wake. Thick mist curled around the ancient oaks, and the air carried the earthy scent of rain-soaked moss. Elara pulled her hood tighter, the crimson fabric a vivid slash against the muted greens and browns. The map in her hand was nearly illegible now, its ink smeared by relentless rain. Yet, she pressed on. She had no choice. “A heart of fire sleeps beneath the rainbow,” the old woman had whispered, her voice crackling like dry leaves. It wasn’t a metaphor, Elara knew. Not in this land of whispered myths and forbidden paths. What lay ahead could save her brother—or doom them both. She stepped cautiously over gnarled roots, her boots sinking into the damp earth. The forest was unnaturally quiet. No bird calls, no rustling leaves, only the faint trickle of water dripping from branches. And then she saw it—a faint shimmer in the distance, colors swirling like oil on water. Her pulse quickened. “The rainbow’s cradle,” she murmured, her breath fogging in the cool air. The map was forgotten, crumpled in her fist as she pressed forward. The light grew stronger, pulsating with an almost hypnotic rhythm. It wasn’t just a rainbow. It was alive. The Dragon’s Nest Elara emerged into a clearing, and her breath caught. The rainbow wasn’t in the sky. It lay pooled on the ground, its iridescent light casting an ethereal glow. At its center was a woven nest, intricate and impossibly delicate. And in the nest, nestled among the swirling hues, was a creature she had only read about in legends. The dragonling was no larger than a housecat, its scales a luminous pink that shimmered with every rise and fall of its tiny chest. Wings, translucent and veined like a butterfly’s, were folded neatly against its sides. It slept, oblivious to her presence, its tail curled around itself in a perfect spiral. Elara’s heart raced. This was it—the Heart of Fire. But it wasn’t a gemstone or a treasure. It was a living, breathing creature. She felt a pang of guilt as she reached for the small glass vial tucked into her belt. The tincture inside would sedate the dragonling long enough for her to carry it out of the forest. Long enough to barter it for the cure her brother so desperately needed. As she uncorked the vial, a low growl rumbled through the clearing. Elara froze. The air grew heavy, charged with an unseen energy. Slowly, she turned. The Guardian Awakens It emerged from the shadows like a nightmare made flesh. The mother dragon was massive, her scales a darker, fiercer pink that bordered on crimson. Her eyes, molten gold, locked onto Elara with a terrifying intensity. Smoke curled from her nostrils, and her claws sank into the earth as she advanced. “Easy,” Elara whispered, her voice trembling. She dropped the vial and raised her hands, the universal gesture of surrender. “I don’t want to hurt it. I just—” The dragon roared, a sound that shook the trees and sent birds fleeing from their hidden perches. Elara staggered back, her ears ringing. The mother’s wings unfurled, blotting out the shimmering light of the rainbow. She was trapped. Elara’s mind raced. She couldn’t fight a dragon, and running was pointless. Her hand brushed against the small pouch at her waist. Inside was a single vial of dragonbane extract, potent enough to fell even a creature of this size. But to use it would mean killing the mother. And without her, the baby wouldn’t survive. A Desperate Gamble “Please,” Elara said, her voice cracking. She dropped to her knees, forcing herself to meet the dragon’s gaze. “I don’t want to harm you or your child. But my brother is dying. He needs the Heart of Fire. I need it.” The dragon’s golden eyes flickered, her growl softening into a low rumble. For a moment, Elara thought she saw something—understanding, perhaps? Or was it her imagination? Before she could react, the dragon moved. In one swift motion, she reached into the nest with her massive claws and plucked a single scale from the sleeping dragonling. The baby stirred but didn’t wake, its tiny snout twitching as it curled deeper into the rainbow’s warmth. The mother dragon extended the scale toward Elara, her gaze unwavering. Elara hesitated, then reached out with trembling hands. The scale was warm, pulsing faintly with an inner light. It was enough. It had to be. The Price of Mercy As she stood, clutching the scale to her chest, the dragon huffed, a sound almost like approval. The rainbow’s light began to fade, the clearing growing dim. Elara backed away slowly, her eyes never leaving the mother dragon until the forest swallowed her once more. She ran. Through the trees, over roots and rocks, until her lungs burned and her legs threatened to give out. When she finally reached the edge of the forest, the first rays of dawn were breaking over the horizon. In her hand, the scale glowed faintly, a beacon of hope. Her brother would live. But as she glanced back at the dark, silent forest, she couldn’t shake the feeling that she had left a part of herself behind, nestled in a rainbow’s embrace.    Bring the Magic Home Inspired by the enchanting tale of “Nestled in a Rainbow’s Embrace”? Now, you can bring this magical moment into your everyday life with stunning products featuring this artwork: Tapestry - Adorn your walls with the vibrant hues of the rainbow and the gentle serenity of the sleeping dragon. Canvas Print - A timeless piece for any space, bringing the magic of the rainbow’s cradle to life. Puzzle - Immerse yourself in the intricate details as you piece together this mythical scene. Tote Bag - Carry a touch of fantasy with you wherever you go. Let the magic of this story and artwork inspire you every day. Explore the full collection here.

by Bill Tiepelman

Twinkle Scales and Holiday Tales

Snow had blanketed the forest in a thick, sparkling cover, the kind of snow that made you question every life decision leading up to a trek through it. In the middle of this wintry scene stood Marla, bundled in layers of wool and bad choices, staring at the most unexpected sight she had encountered all year: a tiny dragon, glittering like a Pinterest project gone wrong, sitting under a Christmas tree. “You’ve got to be kidding me,” Marla muttered, tugging her scarf tighter against the biting wind. She had signed up for a peaceful winter hike, not whatever this magical nonsense was. The dragon, no larger than a house cat, looked up from its task of adorning the tree with ornaments. Its scales shimmered in hues of emerald, sapphire, and gold, reflecting the candlelight like an overachieving disco ball. With a dramatic flick of its tail, it placed a final ornament—a suspiciously gaudy one that looked like it belonged in the clearance bin—on a frosted branch and gave Marla a slow blink. That was when she noticed the tiny antlers on its head, as if someone had tried to cross a dragon with a reindeer. “Oh great, a magical creature with holiday cheer,” Marla said, her voice dripping with sarcasm. “Just what I needed to make this hike even weirder.” The dragon tilted its head and chirped—a sound somewhere between a kitten's meow and a squeaky door hinge. Then it picked up a crimson ornament, waddled toward her on its tiny clawed feet, and dropped the bauble at her boots. It looked up expectantly, wings fluttering slightly, as if to say, “Well? Are you going to help or just stand there being all grumpy?” Marla sighed. She wasn’t exactly known for her love of the holidays. Every December, she battled through the chaos of last-minute gift shopping, office parties that could only be endured with copious amounts of spiked eggnog, and her family’s annual “passive-aggressive charades” night. But this… this was something else entirely. And as much as she wanted to turn around and head back to the safety of her Netflix queue, the dragon’s big, watery eyes made her hesitate. “Fine,” she said, bending down to pick up the ornament. “But if this turns into some kind of weird Hallmark movie moment, I’m out.” The dragon chirped again, clearly pleased, and scampered back to the tree. Marla followed, grumbling under her breath about how her therapist was going to have a field day with this story. As she hung the ornament on an empty branch, she noticed the tree wasn’t just decorated with the usual tinsel and baubles. Among the branches were tiny golden scrolls, clusters of mistletoe that shimmered as if dusted with real stardust, and candles that burned without melting. It was, frankly, absurd. “You’ve really committed to this theme, huh?” Marla said, glancing at the dragon. “What’s next, a tiny Santa suit?” The dragon huffed, a puff of glittering smoke escaping its nostrils, and went back to rummaging through a pile of ornaments that had mysteriously appeared out of nowhere. It pulled out a miniature star, which Marla suspected was made of actual gold, and handed it to her. She placed it on the tree’s highest branch, earning a delighted trill from her new festive companion. “So, what’s the deal?” she asked, crossing her arms. “Are you some kind of Christmas mascot? An elf’s side hustle? Or am I hallucinating because I skipped breakfast?” The dragon didn’t answer, obviously, but it did do a little twirl that sent a flurry of snowflakes into the air. Marla couldn’t help but chuckle. “Alright, fine. I guess you’re kind of cute, in a ‘magical chaos’ sort of way.” As they continued decorating, Marla felt her initial irritation melting away. There was something oddly therapeutic about hanging ornaments with a glittery dragon who had no concept of personal space but an undeniable enthusiasm for holiday aesthetics. By the time they finished, the tree looked like it belonged in a fantasy novel—or at least on the cover of a very expensive holiday card. “Okay,” Marla said, stepping back to admire their work. “Not bad for an impromptu partnership. But don’t expect me to—” Her words were cut off by the sound of jingling bells. She turned to see the dragon holding a string of tiny sleigh bells in its mouth, looking entirely too pleased with itself. Before she could protest, it launched into a clumsy but enthusiastic dance, shaking the bells and twirling around the tree. Marla laughed, a genuine, belly-deep laugh that she hadn’t experienced in months. “Alright, alright, you win,” she said, wiping a tear from her eye. “I’ll admit it—this is kind of fun.” As the sun dipped below the horizon, the tree began to glow softly, its ornaments casting a warm, magical light across the snowy clearing. Marla sat down next to the dragon, who curled up at her side with a contented chirp. For the first time in a long time, she felt a sense of peace—and maybe even a little holiday spirit. “You know,” she said, stroking the dragon’s shimmering scales, “I might actually survive Christmas this year. But if you tell anyone I got all sentimental over a magical dragon, I’ll deny it. Got it?” The dragon snorted, sending another puff of glittering smoke into the air, and closed its eyes. Marla leaned back, watching the stars emerge one by one in the winter sky, and let herself smile. Maybe, just maybe, this holiday season wouldn’t be so bad after all.     Bring the Magic Home If you fell in love with this whimsical tale, why not bring a touch of the magic into your own home? "Twinkle Scales and Holiday Tales" is now available as a variety of stunning products to suit any space or occasion. Choose from the following options: Tapestries – Perfect for transforming any wall into a festive winter wonderland. Canvas Prints – Add an elegant touch to your décor with this magical scene. Puzzles – Bring some holiday cheer to family game night with this enchanting dragon design. Greeting Cards – Send a touch of whimsy and warmth to your loved ones this season. Explore these and more at our shop and celebrate the magic of the season in style!

by Bill Tiepelman

Dragon Dreams Beneath the Tinsel

Christmas in Bramblebush Hollow was always an affair of great tradition, heartwarming cheer, and the occasional bout of barely-restrained chaos. This year, however, things took an unexpected turn when the town’s holiday spirit was set ablaze—quite literally—thanks to a pint-sized, fire-breathing dragon named Gingersnap. Gingersnap wasn’t supposed to hatch until spring, but apparently, someone forgot to inform the egg. It had been a charming gift from the Wizard Wilfred, who had neglected to mention that "keep it at room temperature" also meant "don’t leave it near the fireplace." Thus, on December 1st, the egg cracked open to reveal a tiny, jewel-toned dragon with wings like stained glass and a temperament as fiery as his breath. The Tinsel Incident It all began innocently enough. Agnes Buttercrumb, the town's unofficial holiday coordinator and resident gossip, had invited Gingersnap to "help" decorate the town square’s Christmas tree. How could she resist? With those wide, adorable eyes and shimmering scales, Gingersnap looked like a Hallmark card brought to life—an asset to any festive tableau. Unfortunately, Gingersnap misunderstood the assignment. Instead of "hanging" the tinsel, he ate it. To be fair, it did look delicious—like shiny spaghetti. When Agnes tried to retrieve the garland from his tiny, razor-sharp jaws, Gingersnap let out a hiccup of fiery disapproval, which promptly set the lower branches of the tree ablaze. “This is fine,” Agnes muttered through gritted teeth as the townsfolk scrambled to extinguish the flames. “Everything’s fine. It’s… rustic.” She patted the smoldering tree with a twitchy smile and hastily draped a few half-melted candy canes over the scorched branches. “Adds character, don’t you think?” Mulled Wine and Mayhem As the days passed, Gingersnap’s antics escalated. During the annual mulled wine tasting, he discovered that cinnamon made his nose tingle in a particularly amusing way. One sneeze later, the tasting pavilion was reduced to ashes, and the mayor was seen chasing the dragon through the town square with a ladle, shouting, “This is not covered in the bylaws!” The town blacksmith, Roger Ironpants, took a more practical approach. “He’s just a wee dragon,” he reasoned while fitting Gingersnap with a tiny iron muzzle. “If we can’t stop the fire, we can at least contain it.” But Gingersnap, ever the escape artist, promptly chewed through the muzzle and used it as a chew toy. Then came the caroling incident. Oh, the caroling incident. Silent Night? Not a Chance On Christmas Eve, the town gathered in the square for their traditional candlelit caroling. The scene was picture-perfect: fresh snow blanketed the ground, lanterns cast a warm glow, and the choir’s harmonies filled the air. Gingersnap, perched atop the charred remains of the Christmas tree, seemed to be behaving for once, his head cocked curiously as he listened to the music. But then, someone hit a high note. A really high note. The kind of note that makes dogs howl and, apparently, dragons lose their tiny little minds. With a shriek of enthusiasm, Gingersnap joined in, his piercing dragon screeches drowning out the choir and shattering half the ornaments in a fifty-foot radius. To make matters worse, he punctuated each screech with a celebratory burst of flame, igniting several songbooks and at least one unfortunate choir member’s scarf. “SILENT NIGHT, YOU LITTLE MONSTER!” bellowed Agnes as she hurled a snowball at Gingersnap, who promptly mistook it for a game and started flinging snowballs back—with his tail. Chaos ensued. By the end of the evening, the town square looked less like a winter wonderland and more like the aftermath of a particularly rowdy medieval siege. The Morning After On Christmas morning, the townsfolk gathered in what was left of the square to assess the damage. The tree was a charred skeleton. The mulled wine was gone. Half the decorations were singed beyond recognition. And yet, as they looked at the tiny dragon curled up beneath the scorched tree, snoring softly with a contented little smile on his face, they couldn’t help but laugh. “Well,” said Roger Ironpants, “at least he’s festive.” “And he didn’t eat the mayor,” Agnes added, her tone grudgingly optimistic. “It’s a Christmas miracle,” someone muttered, and the crowd erupted into laughter. The Legend of Gingersnap From that day forward, Gingersnap became a beloved—if somewhat chaotic—part of Bramblebush Hollow’s Christmas traditions. Each year, the townsfolk hung fireproof ornaments, brewed extra mulled wine, and made sure to stockpile plenty of shiny, dragon-friendly snacks. And every Christmas Eve, as Gingersnap perched atop the town’s fireproofed tree, belting out his dragon version of “Jingle Bells,” the townsfolk would raise their glasses and toast to the most memorable holiday mascot they’d ever had. Because, as Agnes Buttercrumb put it best, “Christmas just wouldn’t be the same without a little fire and brimstone.” And for Gingersnap, nestled beneath the tinsel, it was perfect.     Bring Gingersnap Home for the Holidays! Love the tale of Gingersnap, the mischievous Christmas dragon? Now you can add a touch of whimsical holiday magic to your own home! Explore these delightful products featuring "Dragon Dreams Beneath the Tinsel": Tapestry: Transform your walls with this stunning, vibrant depiction of Gingersnap. Canvas Print: Add a festive centerpiece to your holiday décor with a high-quality canvas print. Jigsaw Puzzle: Piece together the magic with this fun and challenging holiday puzzle. Greeting Card: Share the joy of Gingersnap with friends and family through this charming card. Don’t miss your chance to bring a little fire-breathing cheer to your festivities this season. Shop the collection now!

by Bill Tiepelman

The Dragon of the Christmas Grove

Long before Santa Claus got fat, and elves unionized for better candy-cane breaks, there was another story of Christmas magic—a legend buried deep in the frosted forests and whispered only on the longest, coldest nights. The Beginning of the End… Or Something Like That Once upon a decidedly hungover December morning, the world almost ended. See, humans—being humans—accidentally broke Christmas. Someone tried summoning a "Yuletide Spirit" with one too many Pinterest-y candles, a dash of clove, and a Latin incantation they absolutely mispronounced. Instead of a cozy Hallmark miracle, the spell ripped open a glowing crack in the universe and out popped a dragon. Not a metaphorical dragon. Not a cute, cartoon dragon you’d knit sweaters for. Oh no. This dragon was glorious and also mildly ticked off. Its scales gleamed a vicious green and red—so festive it looked like it should sit on top of a tree. Instead, it perched atop the shattered remnants of its giant ornament-egg and said, in a deep, gravelly voice: “WHO. SUMMONED. ME?” The forest fell silent. Even the squirrels paused mid-nut. Somewhere, a snowman fainted. Unfortunately, the answer was: nobody. Like most human problems, the summoning had been a group effort involving Karen from HR’s holiday party antics and Greg’s terrible idea of making a “pagan bonfire moment.” “Ugh,” the dragon said, looking around with eyes that flickered like Christmas lights on the fritz. “What century is this? Why does everything smell like peppermint and regret?” Enter: A Hero (Sort Of) This is where Marvin comes in. Marvin was not brave. He was not handsome. He was not even particularly sober. He was just a guy who’d wandered into the woods after his cousins roasted his ugly Christmas sweater. Marvin, clutching his half-empty eggnog, stumbled upon the dragon. “Whoa,” Marvin said. “That’s… that’s a big lizard.” “Excuse me?” said the dragon, its wings flaring dramatically. Marvin squinted up at it, swaying a little. “Are you, like, a metaphor for capitalism?” “I AM CALDERYX, DESTROYER OF WORLDS!” the dragon roared, snowflakes swirling wildly around it. “...AND POSSIBLY A HOLIDAY MIRACLE, IF YOU PLAY YOUR CARDS RIGHT.” Marvin frowned, thinking hard. “So… you’re here to ruin Christmas?” “Oh no,” Caldyrex replied. “I’m here to fix it. Humanity has clearly forgotten how to celebrate properly. You’ve turned it into cheap sweaters, lukewarm fruitcake, and terrible carols sung in high-pitched nasal tones.” Marvin blinked. “I mean, yeah. That tracks.” The Dragon’s Christmas Reform Plan What followed was the weirdest Christmas Eve of all time. With Marvin as his reluctant wingman, Caldyrex instituted his Great Christmas Overhaul, or as Marvin called it, “Festivus for the Damned.” Step 1: Ban the song “Feliz Navidad” after its third repeat. Step 2: Melt every fruitcake into a gooey lava pit for good measure. Step 3: Replace fake Christmas cheer with something better. “What’s better?” Marvin asked, confused. Caldyrex exhaled a plume of fire that ignited a nearby pine tree into a blazing spectacle of light and shadow. “Chaos. And also real joy. Have you ever seen someone open an unexpected gift and scream ‘HOW DID YOU KNOW?’ That’s Christmas, Marvin. THAT'S MAGIC.” Marvin couldn’t argue with that. The Surprise Ending At midnight, Caldyrex declared his mission complete. People across the village woke up to find mysterious, personalized gifts on their porches. Karen from HR got noise-cancelling headphones. Greg got a Latin dictionary and a restraining order from all bonfires. And Marvin? Marvin woke up in his living room to a brand-new sweater—one that said “The Dragon’s Favorite Human.” He smiled, despite himself. As for Caldyrex, the dragon slipped back into his ornament-egg with a satisfied sigh. “Until next year, Marvin,” he said, disappearing into a burst of golden light. “Keep the magic alive.” Marvin raised his eggnog in salute. “Merry Christmas, big guy.” The Moral of the Legend Every Christmas since, the legend of Caldyrex has spread in hushed, slightly tipsy tones. If your holiday feels too predictable—if you’ve heard “Jingle Bell Rock” one time too many—keep an eye out for a shimmering ornament that seems to hum with its own warmth. Because sometimes, Christmas magic isn’t soft and twinkly. Sometimes, it’s a dragon that yells at you to do better. And honestly, we probably deserve it.    Bring the Legend Home If you’ve fallen in love with the story of Caldyrex, The Dragon of the Christmas Grove, you can bring a little magic (and snarky holiday cheer) into your home. Explore these featured products inspired by the legendary scene: Tapestry: Transform your walls with the glow and grandeur of the Christmas Dragon. Canvas Print: A stunning masterpiece to capture the magic year-round. Puzzle: Piece together the legend one glowing scale at a time. Greeting Card: Send a little holiday chaos with a dragon-approved message. Celebrate the season with a twist of magic and a dash of fire. Caldyrex would approve.

by Bill Tiepelman

A Dragon's First Breath

There are few things more awe-inspiring than the birth of a legend. But legends, much like dragons, rarely come into the world quietly. The egg sat atop a pedestal of stone, its surface a masterpiece of ornate carvings that seemed less the work of time and more of an artisan with a penchant for beauty and whimsy. Vines of delicate flowers and swirls wrapped around the shell, as though nature itself had decided to protect the treasure within. The room was silent, save for the faint hum of magic that pulsed in the air—an ancient rhythm, slow and steady, as though the world itself was holding its breath. Then it happened. A crack. It started as a whisper of sound, the faintest of clicks, as a single hairline fracture split the surface of the egg. From the fracture, a soft, golden light began to seep out, illuminating the chamber in a warm, ethereal glow. The crack widened, and then, with a sudden burst of force, a claw—tiny, yet unmistakably sharp—pierced through the shell. “Well, it’s about time,” muttered a voice from the shadows. The speaker, an ancient wizard with a beard that had seen too many years and a robe that had seen too few washes, stepped closer to the egg. “Three centuries of waiting, and you decide to make your entrance while I’m mid-breakfast. Typical dragon timing.” The dragon paid no attention to the wizard’s grumbles. Its focus was singular and instinctual—freedom. Another claw broke through the shell, followed by a delicate snout covered in shimmering pink and white scales. With a final push, the dragonling emerged, wings unfurling in a spray of golden dust. It blinked once, twice, its eyes wide and filled with the kind of wonder only the truly newborn can possess. “Ah, there you are,” the wizard said, his tone softening despite himself. “A little smaller than I expected, but I suppose even dragons have to start somewhere.” He squinted at the dragon, who was now inspecting its surroundings with a mixture of curiosity and mild disdain, as though unimpressed by the wizard’s décor. “Don’t look at me like that. You’re lucky you hatched here and not in some bandit’s den. This place has history!” The dragon sneezed, and a small puff of smoke escaped its nostrils. The wizard took a hasty step back. “Right, no need to start with the fire. We’ll get to that later,” he muttered, waving the smoke away. “Let’s see, you’ll need a name. Something grand, something that strikes fear into the hearts of your enemies—or at least makes the villagers less likely to throw rocks at you. How about… Flameheart?” The dragon tilted its head, unimpressed. “Alright, fine. Too cliché. What about… Blossom?” The dragon snorted, and a tiny ember landed dangerously close to the wizard’s robe. “Alright, alright! No need to be dramatic. How about Auriel? A bit of elegance, a touch of mystery. Yes, you look like an Auriel.” Auriel, as though considering the name, stretched its wings wide. They glimmered in the golden light, a tapestry of soft hues that seemed to shift and shimmer with every movement. For a moment, even the wizard was struck silent. The dragon, barely the size of a housecat, somehow commanded the room with the presence of something far greater. It was as though the universe itself had paused to acknowledge this small but significant life. “You’ll do great things,” the wizard said softly, his voice filled with a rare sincerity. “But not today. Today, you eat, you sleep, and you figure out how to fly without breaking everything in sight.” As if in agreement, Auriel let out a tiny roar—a sound that was equal parts adorable and pitifully small. The wizard chuckled, a deep, hearty laugh that echoed through the chamber. For the first time in centuries, he felt hope. Not the fleeting kind that comes and goes with a passing thought, but the deep, unshakable kind that settles in the bones and refuses to leave. “Come on then,” the wizard said, turning toward the doorway. “Let’s get you some food. And for the love of magic, try not to set anything on fire.” The dragon trotted after him, its steps light but full of purpose. Behind them, the shattered egg lay forgotten, its ornate shell a silent testament to the beginning of something extraordinary. As they left the chamber, a golden light lingered in the air, as though the magic itself knew that this was no ordinary day. Legends, after all, are not born; they are made. But every legend begins somewhere. And for Auriel, it began here, with a crack, a breath, and the promise of a world yet to be conquered.    Bring "A Dragon's First Breath" Into Your Home Capture the magic and wonder of Auriel's journey with stunning products that showcase this enchanting artwork. Whether you're looking to decorate your home or carry a piece of fantasy with you, we've got you covered: Tapestry - Transform your walls with the majestic glow of this magical dragon. Canvas Print - Bring the legend to life with a premium-quality canvas that exudes elegance. Throw Pillow - Add a touch of mythical charm to your living space with this cozy, decorative piece. Tote Bag - Carry the magic with you wherever you go with this stylish and durable tote bag. Each item is crafted with care and designed to bring the story of "A Dragon's First Breath" to life in your everyday world. Explore these products and more at Unfocussed Shop.

by Bill Tiepelman

Resting in the Light of Legends

In a realm where mythical creatures still roamed (but had long since given up the urge to terrorize villages), there was an odd couple that had become the talk of the skies: Ember, a fiery phoenix with feathers as bright as a thousand sunsets, and Ash, a young dragon who still hadn’t quite mastered the art of flying straight—or fire-breathing, for that matter. Ember had found Ash on a cool autumn evening, tangled up in a very unfortunate situation involving a tree, a rather judgmental squirrel, and his own wings. The phoenix had sighed, wondering how a dragon of all creatures had managed to wrap himself up like a Christmas gift, before carefully disentangling him. “Thanks,” Ash mumbled, once his limbs were free, his silvery scales glinting in the setting sun. “I was just, uh, testing a new trick.” “Right. And how’s that working out for you?” Ember’s voice was dry, but the twinkle in her eyes showed more amusement than judgment. “Still perfecting it,” Ash replied with what he hoped was dignity. It was not. From that moment on, their bond was sealed—mostly because Ash seemed to find himself in various other predicaments that required rescuing. And Ember, ever the patient guardian, always came to his aid. She wasn’t quite sure if she was more babysitter than friend, but there was something endearing about the young dragon’s enthusiasm, even when it was misplaced. Their dynamic was, in a word, hilarious. Ember, ancient and wise, had seen centuries of chaos and was a firm believer in taking things easy. "I didn’t survive this long just to get my feathers singed by some overgrown lizard," she’d say, ruffling her wings dramatically. Meanwhile, Ash was constantly brimming with youthful energy and an insatiable curiosity that often got him into trouble. One evening, as they rested under the glowing autumn sky, the leaves swirling around them in fiery hues, Ash nestled into the warmth of Ember's wing. The meadow was calm, a perfect contrast to the usual chaos of their days. Ember’s feathers radiated a soft glow, keeping them warm as the evening air began to cool. “You know,” Ash began, his voice sleepy but thoughtful, “I’ve always wondered… Why don’t you ever burn out?” Ember chuckled softly. “Oh, I do. That’s kind of my thing. I burst into flames every few hundred years and rise from my own ashes. You know, the whole rebirth deal.” “That sounds exhausting,” Ash said, shifting slightly to get more comfortable. “I can barely get through one day without tripping over my own tail.” “You’ll get the hang of it,” Ember reassured him, though she couldn’t resist a bit of teasing. “Or maybe not. You might be one of those ‘learn by repeatedly failing’ types.” Ash snorted, a tiny wisp of smoke puffing out of his nostrils. “I am not. I just like to experiment.” “With gravity?” “Very funny.” They both fell silent for a moment, watching as the last of the daylight began to fade, leaving the meadow bathed in twilight. It was these quiet moments that Ember cherished. Despite Ash’s tendency to be a walking disaster, there was something soothing about their companionship—an unspoken understanding that neither of them was quite like the rest of their kind. “You know,” Ash said after a long pause, “I think we make a pretty good team.” “Is that what you call it?” Ember’s beak curved into a smile. “I call it ‘me keeping you from lighting yourself on fire.’” “Well, yeah, that too. But still,” Ash murmured, closing his eyes as sleep began to pull him under. “I think you’re the best friend I’ve ever had.” Ember felt a warmth that had nothing to do with the fire in her veins. It was rare to find such an earnest soul—someone who didn’t care about her age or the legends surrounding her. To Ash, she wasn’t some mystical bird of flame. She was just Ember, his slightly sarcastic, always-reliable partner in crime. “Get some sleep, little dragon,” she whispered, her wing curling protectively around him. “Tomorrow’s another day, and I’m sure you’ll find some new way to defy the laws of physics.” But even as she said it, there was a fondness in her voice that she couldn’t quite hide. They might not have been the most conventional pair, but in a world where legends often stood alone, they had found something more valuable than fire or flight: each other. And as the stars began to twinkle overhead, casting their light on the peaceful scene below, one thing was clear—friendship, much like fire, had a way of warming even the coldest of nights.     Bring the Magic of "Resting in the Light of Legends" into Your Home Inspired by the warm bond between Ember and Ash, this stunning scene can now become a part of your everyday life. 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by Bill Tiepelman

Nightwatch of the Starry Sentinel

In the realm where the fabric of night is sewn with threads of starlight, there was a dragon named Orionis, whose scales shimmered with a thousand galaxies. Orionis was ancient, a celestial being whose silent flight across the heavens was marked by the comet’s tail and the whisper of nebulas. On earth, his presence was known only to the wise and the watchful, to those who sought the solace of the stars and listened to the stories they told. It was on a particularly clear night that Orionis embarked on a journey unlike any he had known before. This night, his vast wings unfurled not to soar through the heavens, but to cradle something far more precious. Nestled within the crook of his tail, wrapped in the gossamer threads of the universe, lay a newborn child, an infant whose destiny was written in the constellations. The dragon’s journey was slow, a graceful arc that traversed the valleys and peaks of slumbering clouds. Below, the world spun in a silent waltz, unaware of the dragon's vigilant passage. Orionis’s eyes, deep pools of cosmic wisdom, reflected the tranquil world below — a patchwork quilt of sleeping forests, silent mountains, and winding rivers that gleamed like silver ribbons in the moonlight. With each beat of his mighty wings, the dragon and his charge rode the gentle rhythms of the night. It was a slow ride, a dance with the view of eternity, where each moment was savored, each star a story, each breeze a melody. The child, safe in the embrace of the dragon’s watch, slept soundly, the soft rise and fall of its chest a counterpoint to the beating heart of the cosmos. Orionis, the Starry Sentinel, knew the value of patience, of the slow passage of time. He knew that the smallest moments held the deepest truths, and as the earth slumbered below, he continued his watchful journey, a guardian not just of the child, but of the night itself, and all the small wonders it cradled. The Dreamscape Guardian As Orionis, the guardian of night, continued his celestial voyage, the veil between worlds grew thin, and the realm of dreams beckoned. The stars twinkled in recognition as the dragon entered this sacred space, a guardian not only of the physical night but of dreams as well. Each starlight beam was a path to a dream, and Orionis, with the sleeping child in his care, was the silent sentry at the gateway of dreams. The night deepened, and the dreamscape unfolded like a tapestry woven from the threads of imagination. Here, dreams bloomed like midnight flowers, each petal a different vision, each scent a different story. Orionis’s gentle breath stirred the dreams, sending them to dance around the child, weaving a lullaby of fantastical tales and adventures yet to be. In the dreamscape, the child stirred, smiling at visions of laughter and play, of flights through candy-colored skies and dives into rivers of starlight. These were the dreams that Orionis guarded, the innocent reveries of youth that held the seeds of tomorrow's hopes. With a deep, rumbling purr, the dragon infused the dreams with the warmth of his protection, ensuring that nothing but the sweetest of stories would visit the child's slumber. The universe watched and waited, for in the dreams of a child lay the future of all worlds. Orionis, the Dragon of Dreams, knew this well. As the first blush of dawn approached, the dragon completed his voyage, leaving the child cradled not just in the safety of its own bed, but in the promise of a new day filled with boundless possibilities, each one guarded by the vigilant love of the Starry Sentinel. With a final, affectionate glance, Orionis retreated into the tapestry of the waking sky, his silhouette fading into the light of dawn. Yet, his presence remained, a silent promise in the brightening sky, a guardian ever-watchful, ever-faithful, until the stars would once again call him to his nightly dance among the dreams.     Let the celestial tale of Orionis, the dragon guardian, weave its way into your world with our "Nightwatch of the Starry Sentinel" product collection. Each piece in this series captures the enchanting essence of the story, bringing the magic of the guardian's watch into your daily life. Adorn your wall with the "Nightwatch of the Starry Sentinel" poster, where the intricate details of Orionis’s scales and the peaceful innocence of the child he guards are brought to life in a visually stunning display. Enhance your desk with the mouse pad, a daily reminder of the dragon’s steadfast protection as you navigate through work and play, its smooth surface a testament to the seamless journey through the night sky. Wrap yourself in the fantasy with the tapestry, a fabric embodiment of the dreamscape that Orionis patrols, perfect for draping over your furnishings or as a wall hanging to transform any room into a space of dreamlike wonder. Assemble the celestial story piece by piece with our jigsaw puzzle, a meditative activity that echoes the dragon's slow and thoughtful passage across the heavens, culminating in a beautiful image of his sacred charge. And for those moments when you wish to send a message that carries the weight of ancient guardianship and timeless dreams, our greeting cards are the perfect vessel, each card a tribute to the dragon’s eternal vigil over the slumbering child. From the majestic to the intimate, the "Nightwatch of the Starry Sentinel" collection invites you to carry the magic of the guardians’ watch into your life, celebrating the peace and protection that blankets us all under the night sky.

by Bill Tiepelman

Orb of Origins: The Hatchling's Hold

The Hatchling's Awakening Once upon a time, in the velvety darkness of space, amongst the tapestry of twinkling stars, there emerged a tale as old as time itself. It was within the swirling nebulas and dancing auroras that a cosmic egg hummed with the promise of life. This was no ordinary egg, for it bore within its shell the potential for uncharted beginnings, a future written in the stars but yet to unfold. In the heart of the great cosmic nursery, amidst the harmonious choir of pulsating celestial bodies, the egg began to crack. It was a moment that the universe itself seemed to have paused to witness. A tiny snout, dusted with the glitter of stardust, nudged its way through the crack, followed by a pair of wide, curious eyes that held within them the birth of nebulae. This was the birth of Astra, a dragon hatchling whose scales shimmered with a cosmic hue, a mirage of the universe that birthed her. She was a creature born from the stars, and to the stars, she would forever belong. Astra unfurled her delicate wings, still tender and translucent, and gazed upon the radiant orb that lay nestled within the remnants of her cosmic cradle. The Orb of Origins, as it was whispered amongst the constellations, was said to contain the very essence of the universe’s creation. It was the heart of all matter, the core of all energy, and the seed of all life. The Orb pulsed gently, in rhythm with Astra's own heartbeat, and with every pulse, a new star blinked into existence somewhere in the endless ocean of space. As Astra cradled the Orb, she felt a connection to the cosmos that was both empowering and humbling. She understood, without knowing how, that she was now the guardian of this Orb, the keeper of potential, and the shepherd of the universe’s secrets. Her journey was just beginning, a path that would lead her through the mysteries of creation, the forging of worlds, and the nurturing of life. The Dragon's Dominion With the Orb of Origins warm against her chest, Astra rose upon her coiled tail. Her eyes, vast as the void yet warm as a sun's core, flickered with newfound purpose. The galaxies around her were not merely sights to behold; they were her charges, her play, her responsibility. As she moved, so did the fabric of space, warping in delightful patterns that tickled the edges of black holes and cometed past pulsars. Time passed in a manner unbeknownst to mortals, for time in space is as fluid as the celestial rivers that flow between stars. Astra grew, her scales hardening like the crusts of cooling planets, her breath becoming a solar wind that fanned the flames of distant suns. She was becoming part of the cosmic dance, a choreographer of celestial symphonies. But with great power came a solitude that hung heavy upon her heart like a black dwarf star. Astra longed for kinship, for another soul that shared her stellar lineage. It was then that the Orb of Origins, sensing the yearning within the dragon's heart, pulsed a deep crimson hue and began to hum a melody that resonated with the frequency of creation. Drawn by the melody, forms began to coalesce from the stardust—other beings, each unique in shape and hue, yet kindred in spirit. They were the Astrakin, born from Astra's longing and the Orb's boundless magic. They danced around her, a constellation of companions, each with a small orb of their own, a fragment of the original that continued to bind them to their dragon mother. Together, they soared across the universe, weaving new stars into the firmament, shaping nebulas, and whispering life into being. The Orb of Origins remained with Astra, its luminescence now shared amongst her kin, a reminder of their sacred duty as guardians of existence. In the heart of space, where dreams are born and time weaves its enigmatic tapestry, Astra and her Astrakin became the eternal shepherds of the cosmos, the dragon's dominion ever expanding, ever enduring.     As Astra and the Astrakin forged their legacy across the cosmos, tales of their guardianship and the Orb’s magic spread far and wide, even to the distant and imaginative realm of Earth. Here, in a world teeming with creativity, these stories inspired a series of exquisite items, each capturing the essence of the cosmic legend. The "Orb of Origins: The Hatchling's Hold" Sticker became a treasured emblem, finding its place among the possessions of those who cherished the wonder of the universe. It served as a constant companion, a reminder of the boundless universe that awaited beyond the sky's veil. The majestic Poster, with its vibrant display, turned plain walls into gateways to other worlds, inviting onlookers to step into a realm where dragons soared and stars were born at the gentle whim of a hatchling's dreams. On the web of commerce, a unique Tote Bag emerged, allowing earthlings to carry the enchantment of the cosmos on their shoulders, while the comfort of the stars was brought home with a Throw Pillow, each a soft throne fit for any dreamer. And for those who sought warmth under the same stars that Astra tended, the "Orb of Origins" Fleece Blanket wrapped them in a celestial embrace, as if the hatchling dragon herself had folded the fabric of the heavens around them in a tender, protective cocoon. Thus, the legend of Astra and her cosmic kin intertwined with the lives of those on Earth, the dragon's dominion extending beyond the stars to inspire, comfort, and ignite the imaginations of all who believed in the magic of the universe.

by Bill Tiepelman

Stardust Lullabies: Dreams Under Dragon Wings

In the boundless theater of the universe, where celestial bodies perform an eternal ballet, there existed an ancient dragon, born from the nebulae and the silent songs of the cosmos. With scales that shimmered like the Milky Way and eyes as deep as black holes, it was a creature of both beauty and might, revered and whispered about in a thousand worlds. This dragon, known amongst the stars as Elysandral, had roamed the galaxies since the dawn of creation, its purpose as enigmatic as the dark side of the moon. Yet, on a quaint blue planet, nestled in the crook of the Orion Arm of the Milky Way, Elysandral found a calling that resonated with its timeless heart. Lyra, a child of the earth, born during a meteor shower, was said to hold the universe's fate in her tiny hands. Her laughter was like the chime of cosmic bells, her curiosity as vast as the void itself. Her parents, astrophysicists who sought to unravel the heavens' secrets, perceived the mystical connection their daughter shared with the canvas of night they so loved. Elysandral, sensing the child's significance, descended from the stars, taking on the silent oath of her protector. Each night, as Lyra was lulled into dreams by the soft caresses of her mother and the gentle tales of her father, Elysandral perched upon the moon, a silent silhouette against the silver light. The dragon's presence brought balance to the celestial tides. Comets curved their fiery paths to catch a glimpse of the duo, and even the restless spirits of the auroras hushed their vibrant dance to watch over Lyra's sleep. As months cascaded into years, Lyra's dreams grew vivid and wondrous. She dreamed of soaring amidst galaxies, of conversing with constellations that taught her the ancient language of the stars. Elysandral, through a bond forged of stardust and soul, shared its wisdom with her in slumber, nurturing the seeds of destiny planted within her. And so it was that Elysandral, the Dragon of the Nebulae, with wings that eclipsed suns and a heart as warm as a supernova's burst, became both guardian and guide to the Starborn child, Lyra. Together, they wove a story of protection and growth, a lullaby of hope that echoed through the cosmos, a testament to the power of dreams and the unyielding courage to embrace one's destiny. The tale of Lyra and Elysandral transcended time, a celestial legacy that would inspire generations to look up at the night sky with wonder, longing, and a profound sense of connection to the infinite mysteries that await.       As the tale of Elysandral and Lyra unfurls, it intertwines with objects from our own world, artifacts that carry the essence of their cosmic journey: Lyra's parents, true scholars of the sky, adorned their observatory with a majestic piece of art, the Stardust Lullabies Poster, that mirrored the beauty of their daughter's celestial guardian. The dragon's likeness captured in ink and parchment served as a daily reminder of the vast, loving watchfulness that spanned worlds. Upon her father's desk, where the mysteries of the universe were tirelessly explored, lay the Stardust Lullabies Mouse Pad, a fabric echo of the dragon's ethereal form. As his hand glided over it, chasing computations and constellations, the mouse pad was a tactile promise of the guardian's eternal presence. In Lyra's hands, as she assembled the pieces of the Stardust Lullabies Puzzle, was the very picture of her dreams made tangible. Each piece was a fragment of her story, a slice of the dragon's wisdom, guiding her through the playful development of her young, yet infinite mind. When venturing into the world, Lyra's mother carried the Stardust Lullabies Tote Bag, a vessel that bore the image of the protective dragon. It held within it the day's necessities, each item wrapped in the assurance of the guardian's embrace, no matter where their earthly travels took them. And during the coldest of nights, as the wind whispered tales of distant nebulas, Lyra was swathed in the warmth of the Stardust Lullabies Fleece Blanket. The fleece, soft as a cloud from the heavens, held a comforting weight, much like Elysandral's wings enveloping her in dreams. These products, more than mere objects, became woven into the tapestry of their lives, each a thread linked to the celestial saga of a dragon and a starborn child—a testament to the fact that even the most ethereal of bonds can find roots in the tangible world.

by Bill Tiepelman

Auroraflame: Hatchling of the Cosmic Dawn

In the forgotten crevices of the universe, where stars are born and galaxies play, there fluttered a dragon hatchling, known as Auroraflame. She was a kaleidoscope of color, with scales that glinted with the secrets of the cosmos. This dragon was no ordinary creature; her breath, rumored to weave the fabric of reality, cast riddles into the void. One fateful eve, under the cosmic ballet of swirling nebulas, Auroraflame embarked on a quest whispered to her by the sentient quasars. The mission was to find the lost Guffaw Gem, a mythical stone said to hold the laughter of the universe—a treasure so potent, it could tickle the ribs of the sternest black hole. She flew through the tapestry of time, past constellations that told tales of yore, her wings cutting swathes of stardust, leaving a trail of spectral brilliance. As she ventured into the Labyrinth of Serendipity, a realm where space and time twirled in a lover's dance, she encountered creatures of legend and lore, each guarding their secrets like jealous lovers. One such guardian was the Sphinx of Saturn, a being with the body of a comet and the face of a star. It posed a riddle that had baffled the minds of many wanderers: "What force and strength cannot get through, I with my unique teeth can do. What am I?" Auroraflame pondered, her mind weaving through the enigma like a shuttle through the loom. With a sparkle in her eye and a mischievous grin, she replied, "A key!" The Sphinx, taken aback by her intellect, burst into a supernova of giggles and granted her passage. As Auroraflame drew closer to her goal, the nebulae thickened, and the stars whispered cautionary tales. The final guardian of the Guffaw Gem stood before her—a cosmic jester known as the Nebula of Nonsense. It danced around her, its bells jingling with the sound of forgotten laughter, and posed the final challenge: a game of wits and whimsy. The jester pulled from its sleeve a deck of quark cards, each fluttering with the essence of a joke. "Choose the card that answers the ultimate question: What makes the universe giggle with glee?" it chimed. Auroraflame, with her heart pulsating like a young star, drew a card, and there it was—the image of a cosmic egg. She turned to the jester, her gaze piercing the veils of mystery, and declared, "The universe laughs in the face of creation, for it hatched from the cosmic egg without a single joke to tell!" The Nebula of Nonsense erupted into a cacophony of laughter, the sound resonating through the cosmos. The Guffaw Gem appeared before Auroraflame, its radiance outshining the surrounding cosmic dust. With a touch of her claw, the gem unleashed a wave of laughter, rolling through the universe, causing even the most solemn planets to chuckle. And so, Auroraflame, with the Guffaw Gem held gently in her maw, returned to her starry abode, her quest complete, her story etched into the annals of the cosmos. But she kept the gem close, for every now and then, even a mystical dragon needs a good laugh.     With the Guffaw Gem nestled securely in her grasp, Auroraflame took to the stars once more, her heart buoyant with victory. Yet the cosmos is vast, and stories, like the universe, are ever-expanding. Our dragon's return journey would not be without its own tapestry of tales. As Auroraflame glided through the Corridor of Whispers, a stretch of space where echoes of ancient jokes bounced off asteroid belts, she encountered the Oracle of Orions, an ageless being who looked upon the hatchling with eyes that had seen the birth of time itself. "Auroraflame," the Oracle intoned, "the Gem you possess has awakened the humor of the heavens, but the earth below remains silent and stern. Take the laughter to the land of Terra; let it ring through the valleys and dance over the mountains." Intrigued by this new quest, the neon dragon folded her wings and descended upon the planet known as Terra. The world was somber, its colors muted, its creatures solemn. Not a chuckle or a chortle was heard; not a grin or a guffaw was seen. With the Guffaw Gem's power, she sought the one creature who could spread mirth across the land—the elusive Trickster Fox. The fox was a creature of myth, a clever spirit whose humor was as sharp as his tail was bushy. Finding him was no simple feat, for he was as elusive as the fleeting smile on a moonbeam. Yet, with the Gem's guidance, Auroraflame found the Trickster Fox, his coat as red as the dragon's fiery breath. "Auroraflame, you've come," said the fox, his voice tinged with mirth. "The Gem, I see it! But tell me, dragon of the cosmos, what is the sound of one claw clapping?" Auroraflame pondered the riddle, her mind dancing between planes of thought. And then, with a spark of insight, she clapped her claws around the Gem, and from within its depths, a laughter erupted that was pure and clear. It was the sound of joy, uncontained and unbound. The Trickster Fox laughed, a sound that cascaded through Terra's landscape, spreading like wildfire. Creatures of all walks and wings joined in the chorus, their laughter intertwining with that of the fox and the dragon. But just as the merriment reached its peak, a shadow fell upon the land. The Baron of Boredom, a dreary soul who hoarded silence like treasure, loomed over the hills. "Cease this foolishness," he bellowed. "Laughter has no place in Terra!" Undeterred, Auroraflame rose to meet him, the Guffaw Gem shining brilliantly in her chest. "Baron," she declared, "even you must know a chuckle, deep within that stern exterior. Join us, and let go of the gloom you guard so jealously." The Baron hesitated, his frown a fortress unto itself. But then, from the depths of his being, a small snicker bubbled up. It grew and grew until it burst forth, a laugh so heartfelt it shook the leaves from the trees and the Baron's perpetual gloom from the skies. With the land of Terra now resounding with laughter, Auroraflame took flight, her mission complete. The Guffaw Gem's glow spread throughout the cosmos, a beacon of merriment in a universe brimming with wonder. And as for the Trickster Fox? Well, he had one more joke to tell. As Auroraflame soared back to the heavens, the fox called out, "What did one star say to the other star when it told a joke?" Auroraflame glanced back, her curiosity piqued. "It cracked up!" The fox howled with laughter, and the dragon couldn't help but join in. The cosmos echoed with their shared delight, a testament to the joy that now twined itself through the fabric of reality, thanks to Auroraflame, the Hatchling of the Cosmic Dawn.     The saga of nascent power and cosmic allure comes to a vivid conclusion with the Auroraflame hatchling, a being of pure myth and burgeoning might. As the dragonling's story unfolds, it invites us to gaze upon its scales, shimmering with the ethereal light of the aurora borealis, and into its sapient eyes, which hold centuries of hidden wisdom. In a realm where the ground is a tapestry of molten creation and the heavens bloom with starry flora, this young dragon's dance with a sphere of pure energy symbolizes the unbreakable link between life and the elemental forces of the universe. Auroraflame is not merely a figment of legend; it is the embodiment of all the enchantment and exploration that the untouched galaxies have to offer. This extraordinary narrative of birth and becoming, akin to the genesis of stars and planets, is encapsulated in the Auroraflame Cross Stitch Pattern. It's an impeccable masterpiece for those who draw inspiration from the mystic realms of fantasy and the untold epics written in the celestial domains. Embrace the opportunity to stitch your own piece of the universe with this exquisite pattern, and let the story of Auroraflame guide your needle through a constellation of vibrant colors and designs, crafting not just an artwork, but a portal to worlds untold. As Auroraflame soared through the cosmos, her tales of mirth spread far and wide. On Terra, her story inspired the creation of beautiful keepsakes to capture her essence and the laughter she brought. The artisans of Unfocussed.com, moved by her radiant journey, immortalized her likeness in a collection of enchanting merchandise. The Auroraflame Poster, with its vivid colors and ethereal backdrop, brings a piece of cosmic wonder to any room. It's more than just wall art; it's a window to a universe brimming with joy and color. Available now on Unfocussed, it's the perfect way to infuse your space with the spirit of adventure and the warmth of laughter. For those who desire a touch of magic on the go, the Auroraflame Stickers are a whimsical choice. Durable, colorful, and imbued with the charm of the cosmic dragon, these stickers turn everyday objects into artifacts of delight and let your story stick with you. And for a cozy embrace, reminiscent of Auroraflame's warmth, the Auroraflame Throw Pillow is a must-have. Each pillow, featuring the dragon's vibrant image, promises to cradle you in comfort while stirring dreams of distant galaxies. Embrace the laughter and legends with these exquisite products, each a tribute to Auroraflame's journey. Bring a piece of her story into your life and let the cosmic dance of humor and mystery continue in your own abode.

by Bill Tiepelman

The Gilded Wyvern: Alchemy of Fire and Fate

In the epoch when myths were forged and the fabric of the cosmos still quivered with the aftermath of creation, there was the Spire of Sólaris, a pillar of earth and stone that pierced the heavens. Here, the Gilded Wyvern, Aithon, keeper of the sacred Flame of Fates, watched over the mortal and immortal realms alike. His golden scales were the dreams of alchemists, and his fiery breath, a conduit of creation and catalyst of change. His legend was not born of idleness but of an unyielding vigilance that spanned the eons. Kingdoms rose and waned, stars blinked into existence and faded into the void, but Aithon remained constant, a guardian whose might was matched only by his wisdom. Under his watchful gaze, the land thrived. The mystical Flame of Fates, which he so fiercely protected, was said to hold the power to weave the tapestry of life itself, each ember a life, each spark a story. But as it is the wont of darkness to covet the light, a shadow grew in the heart of a sorcerer, twisted by envy and hunger for the flame's might. With words of malice and a heart void of light, he summoned a curse to shroud the world in unending night, seeking to extinguish the flame that had long been the bastion against despair. The darkness spread, a creeping doom that smothered hope and turned dreams into dust. The wyvern's once resplendent scales dulled, his strength waned, and the people murmured in fearful tones, for the light of Sólaris flickered. But Aithon's courage, kindled by the very flame he was sworn to protect, was not so easily dimmed. Thus began the Wyvern's Quest, an odyssey that would etch his name in the stars for all time. Aithon ventured into realms forsaken by the sun, where the forgotten ones dwelled, entities of elder times who whispered secrets not meant for mortal ears. In the Caverns of Echoes, where silence was a myth, he faced reflections of his own fears, each challenge a riddle wrapped in enigma. But Aithon, whose resolve was forged in the fires of tenacity, was undeterred. Upon the cliffs of Veridian Edge, winds threatened to unravel the very threads of his being, yet he ascended. Across the Sea of Shattered Mirrors, where reality fractured into a kaleidoscope of possibilities, he persisted, his vision clear, his purpose undiluted by the sea's beguiling reflections. At the world's edge, in the Cradle of Embers, where fire was born and all fates converged, Aithon faced the void's malice personified. The sorcerer, now a being of shadow and spite, sought to snuff out the ember's glow. But Aithon, with a roar that split the skies and a blaze that outshone the sorcerer's darkness, reclaimed the flame. His breath, a tempest of fire and defiance, rekindled the heart of the Flame of Fates. The light surged, cascading into the heavens, reigniting the stars, and the wyvern's brilliance was restored. With a triumphant cry that echoed through the Spire of Sólaris, Aithon returned, the flame secure once more within the mountain's heart. The land, bathed anew in the flame's glow, blossomed, and the people rejoiced, for their protector, their symbol of hope and eternal guardian, had triumphed. And so, "The Gilded Wyvern: Alchemy of Fire and Fate" became an immortal tale, a beacon to those who seek light in the darkness, a testament to the unwavering spirit that dwells within us all. Aithon’s story lives on, not just in legend, but in the canvas of artistry and the treasure trove of merchandise that bears his likeness. Embrace the wyvern’s flame, adorn your life with his image, and let the fire of Aithon guide your path to greatness. Witness the majestic wyvern on the walls of your sanctum with the The Gilded Wyvern Poster, navigate through the challenges of your realm with the The Gilded Wyvern Gaming Mouse Pad, and carry the symbol of power and grace wherever you go with the The Gilded Wyvern Stickers. Let each product be a fragment of the legend, a piece of the eternal flame that blazes a trail into the annals of your own destiny.

by Bill Tiepelman

Spectral Exterminator

In an era where realms intertwined, Zypher, the Spectral Exterminator, emerged as the most unlikely of heroes. His stature was modest compared to the legendary dragons of yore, yet his spirit was colossal. Zypher hailed from the mystical lineage of the Draconis Nebulae, but unlike his kin who breathed fire, he wielded a device of such intricate design that it sang with the echoes of ancient alchemy and modern invention—the Proton Pack. As the sky draped itself in the velvet of night, Zypher would patrol the cobblestone paths of Eldoria, a town whispered to be a nexus of spectral activity. The villagers, once charmed by the nocturnal waltzes of the ghostly entities, now found their lives in disarray, their nights haunted by these capricious spirits. On one fateful evening, under the watchful gaze of a crescent moon, a specter of remarkable power and mischievous intent descended upon the heart of Eldoria. It spiraled above the town square, its cerulean glow a stark contrast against the darkened brickwork of the surrounding structures. Zypher approached, the air around him crackling with arcane energy, his scales shimmering with an emerald aura under the celestial light. The townsfolk peered from behind closed shutters as Zypher, with the precision of a master swordsman, activated his Proton Pack. The device hummed, a prelude to the symphony of the hunt that was about to unfold. The specter, sensing a worthy adversary, engaged in a spectral ballet with the dragon, their movements a blur of grace and energy. Zypher was a maestro of movement, his every leap and dive an ode to the ancient dance of dragonkind. His Proton Pack responded in kind, emitting streams of controlled lightning, weaving a tapestry of light that ensnared the specter in a battle of wit and will. The specter, enthralled by the challenge, danced closer, its form undulating like a wave cresting towards the shore. The duel reached its crescendo when Zypher, with a flourish that spoke of ancient duels and chivalrous knights, unleashed a maelstrom of energy. The specter, caught within the vortex, let out a wail that melded sorrow and defeat. With a deft motion, Zypher deployed the ghost trap, a device that shimmered with runes, and with a flash, the specter was contained, its light extinguished. As dawn's first light breached the horizon, washing the world in hues of gold and amber, the villagers emerged to find tranquility restored. Zypher stood resolute, his Proton Pack emitting a soft purr, its work complete. The dragon, once a mere myth, was now their savior, the guardian who balanced the scales between their world and the one that shimmered just beyond the veil. Zypher became a legend, not just of Eldoria, but of all the lands that whispered of the dragon who hunted ghosts. In the hearts of the townsfolk, he embodied the belief that there is always light amidst darkness, courage in the face of the unknown, and hope when all seems lost. His tale was one of bravery, ingenuity, and the eternal dance between the mystical and the material, a story for the ages, forever captured in the annals of Eldoria's history.