The Glitter-Gilled Goblin of Gumdrop Cove

The Forbidden Foam Begins

There were many things one was allowed to do in Gumdrop Cove after sundown.

One could sip fermented kelp cordial from a shell cup and pretend it tasted sophisticated. One could flirt shamelessly with a moon jelly beneath the lantern coral, provided one did not later complain about being stung “in a place of personal poetry.” One could gamble pearl buttons with shrimp in waistcoats, gossip with limpets, or attend a midnight harp concert performed entirely by emotionally unstable sea horses.

But no one, absolutely no one, was permitted to enter the Sacred Dewdrop Tide Pools after the third bell of the pink moon.

This rule had been carved into a slab of ancient coral near the entrance in very serious lettering, which was impressive because coral does not naturally lend itself to seriousness. The sign read:

By Order of the High Council of Gumdrop Cove: No Splashing, No Soaking, No Romantic Interpretive Floating, and Absolutely No Bubble-Making in the Sacred Dewdrop Tide Pools After Dark.

Below that, in smaller script added later by someone with excellent penmanship and obvious unresolved trauma, it continued:

Yes, Barnabas, this means you.

Everyone in Gumdrop Cove respected the rule. Or at least, everyone pretended to respect the rule in public, which was the foundation of civilization.

Everyone except, apparently, the Glitter-Gilled Goblin.

The goblin’s true name was Bipple Flounce, though few used it because saying “Bipple Flounce” during a formal accusation made even the sternest magistrate sound like a damp clown. Most simply called him the Glitter-Gilled Goblin of Gumdrop Cove, partly because his gills shimmered like crushed gemstones in sunlight, and partly because he looked exactly like the sort of creature who might sneeze confetti into a baptismal font.

Bipple was small, round-eyed, frilled, and spectacularly inconvenient to ignore. His skin was covered in tiny bead-like bumps that shifted through pastel pinks, lilacs, golds, and sea-glass blues. His fins fanned out in delicate translucent veils, edged with pearl droplets that made him look permanently overdressed for a very exclusive underwater masquerade. His eyes bulged with spiraling rings of color, as if two hypnotized pastries had been installed in his face by a nervous artist. And when startled—which was often—his long pink tongue flopped from his mouth with the dramatic timing of a vaudeville performer who knew exactly what the cheap seats wanted.

Bipple was not evil. He was not even particularly wicked. He was simply one of those beings born with the expression of someone who had just walked in on a secret and intended to become everyone’s problem about it.

On the morning after the third pink moon of the season, Gumdrop Cove awoke to scandal.

It began with a scream from Mother-of-Pearl Matilda, keeper of the Sacred Dewdrop Tide Pools and the only oyster in the reef who wore spectacles despite having no visible nose.

“Desecration!” she shrieked, though the sound came out as a series of pearl-clacking gasps because oysters were not built for public outrage. “Violation! Impropriety! Moist misconduct!”

The entire Cove came rushing.

They found the Sacred Dewdrop Tide Pools overflowing with bubbles.

Not ordinary bubbles. Ordinary bubbles were sensible, transparent, and had the decency to pop before things became embarrassing. These bubbles were extravagant. They shimmered with glitter. They rose in slow, wobbly columns of rose-gold foam and burst with tiny sounds that resembled flirtatious sighs. Some were shaped like hearts. Some were shaped like lips. One bubble floated past the crowd, winked, and popped against the mayor’s forehead, leaving behind a glittery kiss mark that would not wash off for three days.

The crowd went silent.

Then the clams began moaning.

It was important to understand that clams, by nature, were not expressive creatures. A clam could lose a fortune, find religion, or be invited to a dinner party where the host served chowder, and its face would remain exactly the same. Yet every clam gathered near the Sacred Dewdrop Tide Pools was now making low, theatrical noises from somewhere deep within its shell.

“Ohhh,” moaned one.

“Mmmmmm,” hummed another.

“Mercy,” whispered a third, which caused immediate panic because no one had ever heard that clam speak before.

A cluster of sea cucumbers near the pool’s edge stood with unprecedented confidence. Normally, sea cucumbers carried themselves with the posture of damp socks abandoned during a regrettable vacation. These sea cucumbers, however, had arranged themselves in a line and appeared to be posing.

One had found a tiny feather boa.

Another was leaning against a coral column as if waiting to be painted.

A third looked directly at the gathered townsfolk and said, “You’re welcome.”

That was when the High Council was summoned.

The High Council of Gumdrop Cove consisted of five officials, each more self-important than the last. There was Mayor Puddlemint, a pufferfish whose body expanded whenever he lied, which made political speeches extremely revealing. There was Duchess Velouria Fanfin, an elegant lionfish with poisonous spines and the emotional warmth of a locked jewelry cabinet. There was Brother Brine, a monkfish priest who carried a lantern and disapproved of joy on principle. There was Captain Snick, commander of the Bubble Guard, a crab with a polished helmet and the personality of a fork. And finally, there was Agnes Whelkweather, a snail judge who moved slowly but judged quickly.

They assembled beside the tide pools while the glitter foam continued to rise.

Mayor Puddlemint cleared his throat, puffed slightly, and attempted dignity.

“Citizens of Gumdrop Cove,” he announced, “we are gathered today in the damp shadow of a heinous event. Our sacred pools have been violated by unauthorized fizz, suspicious sparkle, and what I can only describe as extremely suggestive lather.”

A bubble drifted over and popped beside him with a sound like a coy giggle.

The mayor puffed larger.

“Furthermore,” he continued, “the clams are making noises that have caused three young minnows to ask difficult questions, and the sea cucumbers have developed self-esteem.”

“About time,” said the one in the feather boa.

Captain Snick snapped his claws. “Silence, elongated citizen.”

“Make me, hard shell.”

A scandalized murmur swept through the crowd.

Duchess Velouria raised one translucent fin, and the murmuring stopped. She had that sort of power. The sort of woman who could make a room quiet by entering it, leaving it, or simply being mentioned in a room two coves away.

“There is only one creature in Gumdrop Cove,” she said, her voice smooth as poisoned honey, “whose anatomy is so irresponsibly decorative. One creature whose gills sparkle in precisely this vulgar manner. One creature whose tongue has been witnessed in public more often than is appropriate for polite society.”

Every eye turned toward Bipple Flounce.

Bipple stood near the back of the crowd with a half-eaten sugar anemone in one hand and absolutely no understanding of how quickly his morning had curdled.

His eyes widened.

His tongue fell out.

This did not help.

“There!” cried Brother Brine, pointing dramatically with his lantern. “A guilty tongue!”

Bipple sucked it back into his mouth with a wet little fwip. “That is not evidence. That is a medical situation I manage with dignity.”

“Dignity?” Duchess Velouria arched a fin. “You once got your tongue stuck to a frosted limpet during Winter Wrigglefest.”

“The limpet said it was consensual.”

“The limpet was frozen.”

“Emotionally, yes.”

Agnes Whelkweather slid forward one stern inch. “Bipple Flounce, also known as the Glitter-Gilled Goblin of Gumdrop Cove, you are hereby accused of trespassing in the Sacred Dewdrop Tide Pools after dark, producing illicit glitter foam, agitating the clams, and encouraging the sea cucumbers to behave like cabaret performers.”

“Objection,” said the sea cucumber in the feather boa. “Cabaret requires lighting.”

Captain Snick clacked his claws. “No one asked you, tube.”

Bipple looked from face to face. The entire Cove watched him with a mixture of outrage, curiosity, and the unmistakable hunger of citizens who had not seen a decent scandal since the Incident of the Honeysuckle Eel and the Mayor’s Second Waistcoat.

“I didn’t do this,” Bipple said.

The clams moaned again.

“Not helping!” he snapped at them.

Mother-of-Pearl Matilda thrust a trembling shell toward the foam. “Then explain this!”

Floating in the center of the Sacred Dewdrop Tide Pools was a single glittering scale.

It was small, iridescent, and unmistakably pastel. It shimmered with pink, gold, blue, and lilac. It looked, in every possible way, like something that had fallen off Bipple during either a crime or a vigorous evening.

The crowd gasped.

Bipple stared.

“That is not mine,” he said.

“It matches you perfectly,” Captain Snick barked.

“Lots of things match me. I’m a versatile palette.”

“You expect us to believe someone planted it?” asked Duchess Velouria.

Bipple’s eyes narrowed. He was silly, yes. He was frequently sticky. He had once lost a staring contest to his own reflection and accused the mirror of witchcraft. But beneath the frills and beads and unfortunate tongue deployment, Bipple possessed a sharp little mind. A mind especially good at noticing when something smelled wrong.

And something did smell wrong.

The Sacred Dewdrop Tide Pools usually smelled of fresh rain, mineral salt, and old magic. This morning they smelled like sugared lightning and warm vanity. There was also a faint trace of fizzblossom, an extremely rare sea flower used in luxury bath potions, romantic fireworks, and one illegal dessert served only in the back room of Madame Snailene’s Velvet Kelp Lounge.

Bipple had never owned fizzblossom.

He could not afford fizzblossom.

He could barely afford rent on his shell nook, which had a leak, a dramatic mildew problem, and a neighbor who practiced seductive flute at sunrise.

He lifted his chin. Several droplets rolled down his glitter-gills, catching the morning light.

“Someone did plant that scale,” Bipple said. “And whoever made this foam used fizzblossom.”

The crowd murmured again, this time with actual interest.

Duchess Velouria’s fins twitched. Just once. Barely.

Bipple noticed.

“Fizzblossom?” Mayor Puddlemint said, puffing smaller now, which usually meant confusion had temporarily interrupted dishonesty. “That’s impossible. The Cove’s fizzblossom stores are kept in the Treasury Vault.”

“Alongside the Fizzy Pearl,” whispered someone.

A hush fell.

Even the clams stopped moaning.

The Fizzy Pearl was Gumdrop Cove’s greatest treasure. It had been discovered centuries earlier in the belly of a laughing whale who claimed it had tickled all the way down. The pearl was said to hold the original sparkle of the Cove itself: a magical fizz capable of purifying waters, blessing unions, powering festivals, and making even the dullest soup taste like it had aspirations.

It was brought out only once each year for the Bubble Benediction, when the Sacred Dewdrop Tide Pools were renewed under the full pink moon. Without the Fizzy Pearl, the pools would lose their magic. The Cove’s protective shimmer would fade. The coral crops would sour. The sugar anemones would wilt. The gossip would become less colorful.

Worst of all, the annual Gumdrop Gala would be canceled.

That was when true panic broke out.

“Not the Gala!” cried a shrimp in a satin sash.

“I already paid for my shellac!” wailed a scallop.

“My cousin came all the way from Tartlet Trench!” shouted someone else. “She has opinions and luggage!”

Mayor Puddlemint turned toward Captain Snick. “Check the Treasury Vault. Immediately.”

Captain Snick saluted with both claws and scuttled off with four Bubble Guards behind him.

For several minutes, no one spoke. They simply waited beside the glitter-foaming tide pools while bubbles popped, clams panted softly, and Bipple tried very hard not to look guilty, which unfortunately made him look like a cupcake being interrogated.

At last Captain Snick returned.

His helmet was crooked.

His claws trembled.

“The Treasury Vault,” he said, “has been breached.”

The crowd erupted.

“The Fizzy Pearl?” Mayor Puddlemint demanded.

Captain Snick swallowed. “Gone.”

The word rippled through Gumdrop Cove like a cold current.

Gone.

The Fizzy Pearl was gone.

And now the evidence placed Bipple at the scene of a forbidden bubble bath so indecently sparkly that three clams had discovered sensuality and an entire row of sea cucumbers had become insufferable.

Duchess Velouria moved closer to Bipple. Her fins spread like lace fans, dazzling and dangerous.

“How unfortunate,” she said. “First the sacred pools. Now the Pearl. It seems your little indulgence has become treason.”

Bipple’s frills rose. “I told you, I didn’t do it.”

“Then where were you last night after the third bell?”

His mouth opened.

No sound came out.

Several townsfolk leaned in.

Bipple’s skin flushed from pastel pink to guilty raspberry.

“I was…” He coughed. “I was at Madame Snailene’s Velvet Kelp Lounge.”

Gasps.

One clam whispered, “Respect.”

Brother Brine recoiled as if slapped by a wet hymn book. “That den of moral dampness?”

“It has excellent appetizers,” Bipple said defensively.

Duchess Velouria’s smile sharpened. “Alone?”

Bipple glanced toward the tide pools, then at the crowd, then at a passing bubble shaped like a suggestive question mark.

“Not… entirely.”

“With whom?” asked Agnes Whelkweather.

Bipple’s tongue poked out a little from stress. He pulled it back in.

“I cannot say.”

The crowd made the sound crowds make when they have just been handed a spoon and shown a pot of fresh scandal.

“Cannot?” Duchess Velouria purred. “Or will not?”

Bipple’s eyes, enormous and spiraled, fixed on the Duchess. For one brief second, the absurd little goblin looked not silly, not decorative, not guilty, but deeply afraid for someone who was not himself.

“I gave my word,” he said quietly.

That changed the air.

Not enough to save him, of course. Gumdrop Cove loved honor, but it loved scandal more.

Mayor Puddlemint inflated to twice his size, which meant he was about to say something official, foolish, or both.

“Bipple Flounce,” he declared, “until the Fizzy Pearl is recovered and the truth of this disgraceful froth is revealed, you are hereby placed under suspicion by the High Council.”

“Suspicion?” Bipple squeaked.

“Heavy suspicion,” said Captain Snick.

“The moist kind,” added Brother Brine darkly.

Agnes Whelkweather nodded. “You will surrender yourself to the Bubble Guard for questioning.”

Bipple looked at the guards. They looked back. One was already holding a pair of pearl cuffs far too small for anyone but humiliating enough for everyone.

Then Bipple looked at the Sacred Dewdrop Tide Pools. Foam curled over the edge like whipped candy. Bubbles rose in glittering spirals. The planted scale spun in the center, turning slowly, deliberately, as if enjoying the performance.

That scale was not his.

The fizzblossom was not his.

The Fizzy Pearl had been stolen.

And someone had chosen Bipple because he was ridiculous enough to be blamed and strange enough to be believed guilty.

Something hot and fizzy stirred behind his ribs.

He was not noble by habit. He did not wake each morning craving justice. Most days he craved candied plankton, attention, and the chance to lick things he had been specifically told not to lick. But he loved Gumdrop Cove. He loved its sugar coral towers, its gossiping mussels, its foolish festivals, its dramatic clams, even its terrible politics. He loved the way the whole reef shimmered at sunset like someone had spilled dessert across the ocean floor.

No one was going to steal its magic and pin the mess on him.

Not without getting glitter in several uncomfortable places.

Captain Snick stepped forward. “Come quietly.”

Bipple blinked.

His tongue fell out.

Captain Snick sighed. “Do you have to do that?”

“Sadly,” Bipple said, “yes.”

Then he sprang.

It was not an elegant spring. It was not heroic. It was more of a moist, glittery panic-launch. Bipple shot upward, bounced off a coral arch, spun through a cloud of bubbles, and landed directly on the head of Mayor Puddlemint, who puffed so violently he lodged himself between two decorative sponges.

The crowd screamed.

The sea cucumbers applauded.

Captain Snick lunged, but Bipple slipped through his claws with a squeak, leaving behind a smear of pearly glitter and the faint smell of sugar anemone.

“Stop him!” shouted Duchess Velouria.

Bipple darted past Brother Brine, whose lantern swung wildly and illuminated several citizens who were not where they had told their spouses they would be. He scrambled along the rim of the Sacred Dewdrop Tide Pools, paused just long enough to snatch the planted scale from the foam, and tucked it beneath one frilled fin.

“Evidence!” cried Agnes Whelkweather.

“Exactly!” Bipple shouted. “Mine now!”

He dove.

The Sacred Dewdrop Tide Pools swallowed him in a burst of glitter foam.

For one breathtaking moment, Gumdrop Cove saw only bubbles.

Then Bipple erupted from a drainage chute thirty feet away, riding a torrent of forbidden lather like a deranged bar of soap. He whooped, spun, slapped into a patch of velvet moss, slid across it on his belly, and vanished into the narrow alleys beneath the sugar coral market.

Behind him, the Cove exploded into chaos.

Mayor Puddlemint remained stuck between the sponges, shouting orders no one took seriously because he was shaped like a swollen coin purse. Captain Snick mobilized the Bubble Guard. Brother Brine began a prayer for moral dryness. Mother-of-Pearl Matilda fainted into the foam and woke up five seconds later looking suspiciously refreshed.

Duchess Velouria did not shout.

She did not panic.

She simply watched the alley where Bipple had disappeared, her elegant face unreadable.

Then she turned and whispered to a small black seahorse hovering in her shadow.

“Find out who he was with last night.”

The seahorse bowed and slipped away.

Far below the market, in a tunnel lit by bioluminescent gumdrop moss, Bipple Flounce crouched behind a stack of empty clam crates and tried to catch his breath.

His gills glittered wildly. His heart hammered. His tongue hung halfway out of his mouth like a flag of emotional defeat.

From beneath his fin, he pulled the planted scale.

Up close, it was even stranger. It looked like one of his scales, but the color was too even. Too perfect. Bipple’s own shimmer shifted with mood, temperature, embarrassment, and whether he had recently eaten something spicy. This scale did not shift at all. It was painted.

Painted with crushed pearl lacquer.

Expensive crushed pearl lacquer.

The kind used by aristocrats, ceremonial performers, and anyone wealthy enough to make vanity waterproof.

Bipple’s eyes narrowed.

“Oh, you fancy little liar,” he whispered.

A soft sound came from the tunnel behind him.

Bipple froze.

“You made quite an exit,” said a voice. “Subtle as a drunken fireworks eel.”

He turned.

Standing in the glow of the moss was a slender, silver-blue cuttlefish wearing a tiny velvet cape and the expression of someone who knew exactly how much trouble they were worth.

Her name was Callista Inkveil.

She was a lounge singer at Madame Snailene’s Velvet Kelp Lounge, a part-time smuggler of luxury tea, and the reason Bipple could not tell the Council where he had been last night.

She was also, at that exact moment, holding a fizzblossom petal between two delicate tentacles.

Bipple stared at it.

Callista stared at him.

Somewhere above them, bells began to ring across Gumdrop Cove.

The manhunt had begun.

Callista’s smile was small, dangerous, and just a little too pretty for anyone’s peace of mind.

“Good news,” she said. “You’re innocent.”

Bipple swallowed. “And the bad news?”

She lifted the fizzblossom petal.

“So am I.”

Bipple looked toward the tunnel mouth, where the glow of Bubble Guard lanterns had begun to flicker in the distance.

Then he looked back at Callista.

Then at the petal.

Then, because stress was a cruel puppeteer, his tongue flopped out again.

Callista raised one brow.

“Charming,” she said.

“It does that when I’m being framed for aquatic treason.”

“Convenient.”

“Not historically.”

Above them, Captain Snick’s voice echoed through the drainage grates.

“Search every tunnel! Find the goblin!”

Bipple tucked the fake scale beneath his fin, straightened his frills, and tried to look like a creature who had a plan.

He did not have a plan.

He had glitter, a suspicious petal, a lounge singer with secrets, and approximately seven minutes before the entire Bubble Guard descended upon him with cuffs, accusations, and probably a net with his name already embroidered on it.

Callista stepped closer.

“We need to move,” she said.

“Where?”

Her eyes flashed in the mosslight.

“Back to the Velvet Kelp Lounge.”

Bipple blinked. “The place I refused to mention because being seen there would ruin several reputations?”

“Yes.”

“The place where half the Council goes in disguise?”

“Exactly.”

“The place with the illegal dessert?”

“Only on Thursdays.”

Bipple glanced toward the approaching lanterns.

Callista held out one tentacle.

“Come on, Glitter-Gills. Someone stole the Fizzy Pearl, staged a forbidden bubble bath, and made you look like the Cove’s most flamboyant criminal.”

Bipple took her tentacle.

“To be fair,” he said, “I do provide a lot of raw material.”

“Yes,” Callista replied, pulling him into the shadowed tunnel. “But tonight, darling, we make it art.”

And together they disappeared beneath Gumdrop Cove, while above them the sacred pools foamed, the clams sighed, the sea cucumbers strutted, and somewhere in the dark, the thief of the Fizzy Pearl began to realize that framing Bipple Flounce had been a mistake.

Not because Bipple was dangerous.

Not exactly.

But because he was ridiculous.

And ridiculous creatures, when cornered, had a nasty habit of becoming legends.

The Velvet Kelp Confessions

The Velvet Kelp Lounge was not the sort of establishment one entered by the front door unless one wanted to be seen, flattered, blackmailed, or charged double.

Its actual front entrance sat beneath a curtain of crimson seaweed at the end of Pearlbutton Alley, lit by two lanternfish who pretended not to recognize politicians. Above the doorway hung a sign shaped like a reclining scallop, painted in gold script:

Madame Snailene’s Velvet Kelp Lounge: Music, Morsels, Moonlit Mistakes.

Below that, in much smaller lettering:

No Refunds for Emotional Decisions.

Bipple Flounce and Callista Inkveil did not use the front door.

They entered through a service chute behind the fermentation tanks, squeezed between two crates of pickled moonberries, and tumbled into the pantry with all the grace of a romantic scandal falling down a staircase.

Bipple landed first.

Callista landed on top of him.

There was a pause.

Not a dignified pause. Not a pause appropriate for two fugitives accused of crimes against aquatic sanctity. It was the sort of pause where limbs, fins, frills, tentacles, and personal boundaries required a moment to hold a committee meeting.

“Your elbow,” Bipple wheezed, “is somewhere historically significant.”

Callista shifted. “That’s not my elbow.”

Bipple’s tongue shot out.

“Don’t make it weird,” she said.

“It was weird before I arrived.”

“Everything is weird when you arrive.”

They untangled themselves just as the pantry door swung open.

Madame Snailene filled the doorway.

She was magnificent in the way only an elderly sea snail with complete control over a room could be magnificent. Her shell was polished to a deep plum shine and draped in strings of tiny pearls. A velvet turban sat upon her head, pinned with a brooch shaped like a winking oyster. Around her neck hung a gold monocle, which she never used for seeing and always used for judging.

She looked at Callista.

She looked at Bipple.

She looked at the trail of glitter foam dripping from Bipple’s frills onto her pantry floor.

“My pantry,” Madame Snailene said, “has seen ministers sobbing into custard, smugglers hiding in butter tubs, and one duchess doing something unforgivable with a marinated scallion. But never, in all my years, has it seen this much panic with such poor posture.”

Bipple straightened immediately.

His tongue fell out.

Madame Snailene sighed. “And there it is.”

“He’s being framed,” Callista said.

“Obviously.”

Bipple blinked. “Obviously?”

Madame Snailene slid into the pantry, shut the door behind her, and lowered her voice. “Darling, you are many things. Loud. Sticky. Ill-advised after two kelp cordials. But subtle enough to steal the Fizzy Pearl and stage a ceremonial bubble orgy? No.”

“It wasn’t an orgy,” Bipple said quickly.

Madame Snailene arched the part of her face where an eyebrow would have been had snails cared about anatomy. “The clams are still moaning, dear.”

“Clams exaggerate when moisturized.”

Callista placed the fizzblossom petal on a flour-dusted shell table. “We found this near the old drainage tunnel.”

Madame Snailene’s expression changed.

The old snail was theatrical by trade, but not foolish. Her gaze sharpened as she leaned closer to the petal. The purple veins of the fizzblossom shimmered faintly beneath the pantry lanterns, and along one edge of the petal glowed a tiny smear of gold powder.

“Where did you get this?” she asked.

“Callista had it,” Bipple said.

Madame Snailene turned very slowly toward Callista.

Callista lifted both front tentacles. “I picked it up last night outside the dressing rooms. After the third bell.”

“And you did not mention this because…?”

Callista glanced at Bipple.

Bipple glanced at a jar of candied plankton as if it might provide legal counsel.

Madame Snailene’s mouth tightened. “Oh, for the love of damp secrets. Were you two canoodling?”

“No,” said Callista.

“Briefly,” said Bipple.

Callista snapped a tentacle against his frill.

“Ow.”

“We were not canoodling,” she said. “He was helping me.”

Madame Snailene stared at them with the ancient fatigue of a woman who had survived too many young idiots with dramatic cheekbones and underdeveloped risk assessment.

“Helping you do what?”

Callista reached beneath her velvet cape and pulled out a small waterproof ledger bound in black eel leather.

The pantry seemed to grow colder.

Bipple had seen the ledger only once before, the previous night, when Callista had dragged him into the private dressing corridor and hissed, “You’re strange, visible, and no one important takes you seriously. I need a witness.”

It had not been the most flattering invitation he had ever received, but it had been honest. Bipple appreciated honesty, especially from beautiful lounge singers who had once thrown a wine pearl at a tax collector and called it “civic seasoning.”

Madame Snailene stared at the ledger. “Callista.”

“I know.”

“Tell me you did not steal that from my locked office.”

“Fine. I did not steal that from your locked office.”

“Did you?”

“Absolutely.”

Madame Snailene closed her eyes. “I liked you better before you developed initiative.”

“You told me initiative was attractive.”

“So are knives in the right lighting. That does not mean I want one between my ribs.”

Bipple raised a frilled hand. “For those of us who are decorative and recently wanted by the state, what is the terrifying little book?”

Callista opened it.

The pages were filled with names, dates, sums, favors, and cryptic symbols. Bipple leaned over the table, eyes spiraling as he scanned the entries.

Mayor Puddlemint appeared six times under the alias Mr. Puffbottom, which fooled absolutely no one.

Captain Snick appeared twice, though both entries were for unpaid tabs and one replacement mirror.

Brother Brine appeared under three different aliases, all of which included the word “humble,” suggesting a man who had never understood humility but wanted it engraved on a business card.

Duchess Velouria did not appear at all.

That was more suspicious than appearing twenty times wearing a fake mustache.

“These are client records,” Bipple said.

Madame Snailene lifted her chin. “Discretion records.”

“Blackmail records,” Callista corrected.

“Insurance,” said Madame Snailene.

“Blackmail with curtains.”

“Everything is nicer with curtains.”

Callista flipped to the last marked page. “Last night, after my second set, I saw a courier leave the restricted balcony room. He was carrying a pearl-lacquer case, the kind used for cosmetics or ceremonial inks. He dropped this petal.”

She tapped the fizzblossom.

“I checked the room after he left. Someone had burned the guest page out of the ledger.”

Madame Snailene’s face tightened. “Which room?”

“The Honeysuckle Suite.”

For the first time since they entered, Madame Snailene looked genuinely alarmed.

Bipple noticed. “What’s the Honeysuckle Suite?”

“A private room,” said Madame Snailene.

“How private?”

“The kind of private that has two exits, soundproof coral, and a couch no one sits on by accident.”

Bipple’s tongue eased from his mouth.

Callista pointed at him. “No.”

He sucked it back in. “I didn’t say anything.”

“Your face did.”

“My face has been through a lot today.”

Madame Snailene took the fizzblossom petal and held it to the lantern. The gold smear along its edge caught the light.

“This powder is not from my stores,” she said. “It’s too fine. Too clean.”

“Could it have come from the Treasury Vault?” Callista asked.

“No. Treasury fizzblossom is preserved in saltglass, not gold powder.” Madame Snailene’s gaze shifted toward the closed pantry door. Beyond it came the muffled thrum of music, laughter, and the sort of applause that usually followed either a song or a minor wardrobe betrayal. “This came from a private distiller.”

“Who can afford private fizzblossom distillation?” Bipple asked.

Madame Snailene and Callista answered at the same time.

“Aristocrats.”

Bipple looked down at the fake scale tucked beneath his fin, then placed it beside the petal. The scale glittered with smooth, flawless color.

“And this is painted with crushed pearl lacquer,” he said. “Rich-person vanity goo.”

Madame Snailene leaned over it and sniffed.

“Mmm.”

“Please tell me you smell a clue and not lunch.”

“Both. There’s roseglass oil in this lacquer.”

Callista frowned. “Duchess Velouria uses roseglass oil.”

“So does half the nobility,” Madame Snailene said. “It smells expensive and hides moral decay.”

Bipple brightened. “Then the Duchess could have done it.”

“She could have,” said Callista. “But Velouria does not do messy. Whoever staged the tide pools wanted theater. Too much foam, too many bubbles, too many… expressive clams.”

“The clams brought their own intensity,” Bipple said.

“The point,” Callista continued, “is that this was designed to make people look at you. Not at the missing Pearl. Not at the vault. You.”

Bipple’s frills drooped. “Because I’m easy to blame.”

Madame Snailene softened, just slightly. “Because you are impossible to ignore.”

“That sounded nicer until I thought about it.”

Before anyone could reply, the pantry door rattled.

All three froze.

From outside came a crab’s voice. “By order of the Bubble Guard, all rooms will be searched!”

Captain Snick.

Madame Snailene shut the ledger with a sharp slap. “Into the flour bin.”

Bipple looked at the bin. “All of us?”

“Unless you’d prefer prison.”

“Is it a roomy bin?”

“It is emotionally intimate.”

Callista grabbed Bipple and shoved him into the open bin. He landed in a cloud of powdered pearlroot flour. She slipped in after him. Madame Snailene tossed the ledger on top of them, then slammed the lid down.

Darkness swallowed them.

Bipple was pressed against one curved wall of the bin. Callista was pressed against most of Bipple.

“This,” he whispered, “is becoming a pattern.”

“Breathe quietly.”

“I’m trying, but your cape is in my mouth.”

“That is not my cape.”

“Why does everyone keep saying that to me today?”

The pantry door opened.

Through the thin wooden lid, Bipple heard Captain Snick’s claws click across the floor.

“Madame Snailene,” Snick said. “We have reason to believe the fugitive came through this establishment.”

“Captain,” Madame Snailene replied, her voice rich and bored, “everyone comes through this establishment eventually. That is not evidence. That is commerce.”

“We are searching for Bipple Flounce.”

“A phrase often spoken with regret.”

“Have you seen him?”

“Today? No.”

Bipple winced inside the flour bin. Madame Snailene had seen him today. Very recently. With flour on his knees and treason in his pores.

There was a soft sound from Mayor Puddlemint’s voice, farther away. “Search thoroughly, Captain. The goblin has stolen evidence from the sacred pools.”

Bipple’s eyes widened in the dark.

The mayor was here?

Callista’s tentacle pressed against his mouth before his tongue could betray them audibly.

Madame Snailene said, “Mayor Puddlemint, what an unexpected honor. I had no idea you visited my humble lounge during daylight.”

“Official business,” said the mayor quickly.

There was a faint swelling sound.

He was puffing.

Madame Snailene’s voice became silk wrapped around a knife. “Of course. You are very fond of official business. Especially when wearing a violet domino mask and calling yourself Mr. Puffbottom.”

A silence followed.

Inside the bin, Bipple forgot he was in danger and grinned so hard his cheeks hurt.

Captain Snick coughed. “Madame.”

“Captain.”

“We are not here to discuss the mayor’s recreational naming habits.”

“A pity. I had notes.”

The search began.

Drawers opened. Jars shifted. Crates scraped. Someone lifted the pickled moonberries and gagged, which was fair because pickled moonberries smelled like regret wearing perfume.

Bipple held utterly still.

Callista held even stiller.

The ledger lay between them, pressed against Bipple’s chest. He could feel its corners through the flour. He could feel Callista’s heartbeat, too, quick but controlled. She was frightened, he realized. Not dramatically frightened. Not for show. Actually frightened.

That made him angry.

It was one thing to frame Bipple. Bipple had been blamed for things before: melted sugar statues, misplaced festival ribbons, a mysterious bite mark on the ceremonial moon cheese. Sometimes he was guilty. Sometimes he was nearby and had frosting on his chin. Life was complicated.

But dragging Callista into it? Burning ledger pages? Stealing the Fizzy Pearl? Threatening Gumdrop Cove’s magic?

That was not mischief.

That was power.

And Bipple had never liked powerful people who mistook glitter for weakness.

A claw tapped the flour bin.

Bipple stopped breathing.

“What’s in here?” Captain Snick asked.

“Pearlroot flour,” said Madame Snailene. “For dumplings.”

“Open it.”

Madame Snailene laughed. “Captain, if you open that bin carelessly, you will be covered head to claw in white powder.”

“I am not afraid of flour.”

“No. But your helmet polish is. And I seem to recall you have a meeting with Duchess Velouria this afternoon.”

Another silence.

“How do you know that?” Snick asked.

“Darling, I know when barnacles are lying to their wives. I know when monks are sneaking dessert. I know when sea cucumbers are about to reinvent themselves. Knowing your schedule is barely breakfast.”

Captain Snick stepped away from the bin.

Bipple slowly let out a breath.

Then Mayor Puddlemint spoke.

“Open it anyway.”

Callista’s tentacle tightened around Bipple’s wrist.

Madame Snailene’s voice cooled. “Mayor?”

“The goblin escaped through the tide pool drainage system. This pantry connects to the old tunnels. Open the bin.”

Claws clicked closer.

Bipple’s mind spun.

They could not be found. Not yet. They had a fake scale, a fizzblossom petal, and half a ledger. They had suspicion, not proof. If the guards caught him now, the Council would bury the evidence beneath official procedures, ceremonial hand-wringing, and perhaps one public apology to the clams.

He needed a distraction.

This was Bipple’s natural habitat.

He reached into the flour, found the ledger, and shoved it against Callista. Then he dug frantically until his fingers closed around a jar that had been stored inside the bin. Why there was a jar inside a flour bin, he did not know. The Velvet Kelp Lounge had its reasons, most of them illegal.

He twisted the lid.

It resisted.

Captain Snick’s claw hooked under the bin lid.

Bipple twisted harder.

The jar popped open.

A smell exploded into the darkness.

Fermented garlic plum.

Not ordinary fermented garlic plum. Concentrated fermented garlic plum, the sort used in sauces, dares, and clearing rooms after failed poetry readings.

Callista made a tiny strangled noise.

“Sorry,” Bipple whispered.

Then he kicked upward.

The flour bin lid flew open.

A geyser of pearlroot flour burst into the pantry, followed immediately by a thick cloud of fermented garlic plum vapor. Captain Snick screamed. Mayor Puddlemint gagged. Someone knocked over the pickled moonberries. Madame Snailene shouted something extremely vulgar in Old Mollusk.

Bipple launched out of the bin like a powdered swamp demon.

He was white from head to tail, except for his enormous spiraling eyes and the pink tongue hanging out of his mouth like a warning flag. Callista sprang after him, clutching the ledger beneath her cape.

For one heartbeat, everyone stared.

Then Bipple threw the open garlic plum jar at the lantern.

The lantern shattered.

Darkness flooded the pantry.

“Run!” Callista shouted.

They bolted through the pantry door and into the backstage corridor of the Velvet Kelp Lounge.

The lounge was in full fever.

Music pulsed through the coral walls, all velvet bass and shimmering harp strings. Lanterns glowed red, violet, and gold. Curtains of soft kelp swayed from the ceiling. The main room beyond the stage was packed with citizens who had come to hear music, drink questionable liquids, and pretend they were not absolutely thrilled by the morning’s treason.

Onstage, a trio of shrimp in sequined waistcoats were performing a number called Don’t Touch My Barnacle Unless You Mean It, and judging by the applause, they meant business.

Bipple and Callista tore past dancers, waiters, dressing rooms, and one eel wearing nothing but a feathered hat and confidence.

Behind them, Captain Snick burst from the pantry covered in flour.

“There!” he shouted. “Seize them!”

The room erupted.

People stood. Drinks spilled. Someone yelled, “Is this part of the show?” and received a confident “Yes!” from someone who had no idea.

Bipple skidded across the polished shell floor, collided with a rolling dessert cart, and found himself face-to-face with Thursday’s illegal dessert.

It was called Midnight Wiggle Pudding.

It was banned in seven reefs, blessed in two, and rumored to reveal your deepest longing if consumed under candlelight. It quivered in a crystal bowl with moral ambiguity.

Bipple grabbed the bowl.

Callista saw what he was doing. “No.”

“Yes.”

“Bipple.”

“They started it.”

He hurled the Midnight Wiggle Pudding.

It sailed across the lounge in a majestic wobble and struck Captain Snick square in the chest. The pudding did not splatter so much as embrace. It wrapped around him with a wet, shimmering slap, then began singing in a low contralto voice:

You fear intimacy because your father was emotionally distant...

Captain Snick froze.

The entire lounge gasped.

Then the pudding continued.

...and because your claws make hugging complicated.

A single shrimp whispered, “Brutal.”

Captain Snick, hardened commander of the Bubble Guard, made a sound like a hinge discovering grief.

Bipple grabbed Callista’s tentacle and pulled her through the stunned crowd.

They ducked beneath a table where two elderly scallops were playing cards.

“Morning,” Bipple said.

One scallop glanced at him over her fan. “Innocent?”

“Mostly.”

“Good luck, dear.”

The other scallop slid a sugar wafer toward him. “For the road.”

Bipple took it. “You are now my favorite citizen.”

They burst from beneath the table just as Mayor Puddlemint, still dusted in flour and puffed to dangerous size, blocked the side exit.

“Stop!” the mayor commanded.

Bipple stopped so abruptly Callista slammed into him.

Mayor Puddlemint glared. “Return the evidence and surrender yourself.”

“I can’t,” Bipple said.

“Why not?”

“Because you’re lying.”

The crowd went silent again.

Mayor Puddlemint puffed.

Just a little.

But everyone saw it.

Even the shrimp band lowered their instruments.

Callista stepped beside Bipple. “You told the Council the Treasury Vault was breached after the tide pools were discovered.”

“It was,” the mayor said.

He puffed larger.

Bipple pointed at him. “No, it wasn’t. You knew the Pearl was gone before Captain Snick checked.”

The mayor puffed again.

“I did not.”

Puff.

The scallops at the card table leaned forward with delight.

“Mayor,” Madame Snailene called from the corridor, now gliding into the lounge with flour on her turban and vengeance in her soul, “do stop inflating. You’ll scrape the ceiling.”

Mayor Puddlemint trembled. “This is an outrageous distraction.”

“No,” said Bipple. “The forbidden bubble bath was the distraction. I’m the distraction. This whole thing is a distraction wrapped in foam and lightly kissed by clams.”

“Leave the clams out of this,” someone shouted.

“They left themselves in it,” Bipple snapped.

Callista opened the ledger and flipped to the burned page. “Someone used the Honeysuckle Suite last night and destroyed the record. Someone with enough money for private fizzblossom, crushed pearl lacquer, and access to the Treasury Vault.”

Mayor Puddlemint’s eyes darted toward the upper balcony.

It lasted less than a second.

Bipple followed the glance.

There, behind a curtain of golden kelp, stood Duchess Velouria Fanfin.

She was not alone.

Beside her hovered the small black seahorse from the tide pools, and behind them stood Brother Brine, his lantern dimmed beneath a velvet cloak.

The Duchess smiled.

Then she began to applaud.

Slowly.

Elegantly.

Poisonously.

The crowd turned upward.

“What a spirited little performance,” Velouria said. “Madame Snailene, your establishment remains committed to spectacle.”

Madame Snailene’s mouth became a hard line. “Duchess.”

“Bipple, dear thing.” Velouria leaned over the balcony rail. “You look dreadful in flour.”

“You look expensive in guilt,” Bipple replied.

The lounge made an appreciative ooooh.

Velouria’s eyes narrowed.

Brother Brine stepped forward. “Blasphemous little goblin. You profane your betters with baseless accusations.”

Bipple pointed at him. “Why are you here?”

Brother Brine clutched his lantern. “Moral inspection.”

From somewhere near the stage, a shrimp muttered, “In a velvet cloak?”

Brother Brine puffed himself up despite not being a pufferfish. “The wicked must be observed closely.”

“You’ve been observing the dressing rooms for months,” Madame Snailene said dryly. “With opera glasses.”

Brother Brine turned the color of boiled embarrassment.

“That was research.”

“You brought snacks.”

Bipple looked back to the mayor. “You knew.”

Mayor Puddlemint shook his head, but his body had swollen to nearly three times its natural size. “I knew nothing.”

He bounced lightly off the floor.

Callista whispered, “He’s going to hit the chandelier.”

“Let him,” Bipple whispered back. “It might knock some truth loose.”

Duchess Velouria raised one fin. The black seahorse beside her darted forward, carrying a narrow silver tube. He brought it to his mouth and blew.

No sound emerged.

At least, none that most of the room could hear.

But every Bubble Guard in the lounge stiffened.

Their eyes glazed with pearly light.

Captain Snick, still wrapped in emotionally devastating pudding, straightened like a puppet yanked by a string.

Bipple’s gills prickled.

“That’s not a whistle,” Callista whispered.

Madame Snailene’s voice was grim. “No. That is a pearl-command pipe.”

“A what?”

“Old magic. Illegal magic.”

The Bubble Guards turned toward Bipple and Callista in perfect unison.

Duchess Velouria’s smile returned.

“Seize them,” she said.

The guards charged.

The lounge became war in satin lighting.

Bipple shoved Callista toward the stage. A guard lunged; he ducked, grabbed a tray of sparkling kelp cocktails, and flung them behind him. The drinks burst into a cloud of fizz and mint, sending two guards spinning into a table of gamblers.

Callista leapt onto the stage, seized the shrimp band’s microphone shell, and shouted, “Ladies, gentlefish, and morally flexible acquaintances, this is not part of the show!”

A pause.

Then someone shouted, “Make it part of the show!”

The crowd roared.

Because Gumdrop Cove had its flaws, but it knew entertainment when it was covered in treason.

The shrimp band struck up a frantic chase rhythm.

Madame Snailene tipped over a table with surprising strength and sent three guards sprawling. Two scallops joined in by hurling playing cards sharpened at the edges. The eel in the feathered hat wrapped around a guard’s legs and declared, “No one ruins my day look.”

Bipple scrambled up a curtain, bounced off a lantern, and landed on the balcony rail directly in front of Duchess Velouria.

For a heartbeat, they stared at each other.

Up close, Velouria smelled exactly like the fake scale: roseglass oil, pearl lacquer, and something sharper beneath. Not guilt, perhaps. But certainty.

She leaned toward him.

“You should have surrendered when they offered you cuffs,” she whispered.

Bipple blinked. “I didn’t care for the styling.”

“You have no idea what you’ve interrupted.”

“A theft. A framing. A forbidden bubble bath with excessive sensual undertones.”

Velouria smiled thinly. “A correction.”

“That sounds like something villains say when they’ve run out of decent hobbies.”

Her fin flicked.

A spine grazed his cheek.

It did not cut deeply, but a bead of shimmering blood rose in the water.

Bipple stopped joking.

Below, Callista saw the blood and went still.

Duchess Velouria noticed.

“Ah,” she murmured. “There it is.”

“There what is?” Bipple asked.

“The weakness everyone mistakes for affection.”

Bipple’s enormous eyes narrowed. “You know, for someone with venomous spines, you are remarkably bad at being subtle.”

“Subtlety is for those without lineage.”

“And apparently without friends.”

The Duchess’s smile vanished.

She struck.

Bipple dropped flat against the balcony rail. Her spines sliced through the curtain behind him, releasing a cascade of golden kelp that fell over Brother Brine and tangled him head to tail.

“Unhand me!” Brother Brine shouted from beneath the curtain.

“Nobody is handing you!” shouted a scallop from below.

Bipple rolled, grabbed the silver pearl-command pipe from the black seahorse’s harness, and jammed it into his mouth.

Callista shouted, “Bipple, don’t!”

Too late.

He blew.

The pipe did not produce the clean, inaudible command tone of the seahorse.

Bipple’s mouth was not built for ancient aristocratic obedience instruments. Bipple’s mouth was built for sugar anemones, panic, and licking frost off objects clearly labeled Do Not Lick.

What emerged from the pipe was a wet, warbling, obscenely musical honk.

Every Bubble Guard froze.

So did everyone else.

The chandelier flickered.

The Midnight Wiggle Pudding stopped singing.

Somewhere outside, a clam whispered, “Again.”

Then the Bubble Guards began to dance.

Not well.

Not voluntarily.

But with undeniable commitment.

Captain Snick performed a stiff-legged shuffle while still wrapped in pudding. Two guards spun each other into a column. Another began a passionate solo involving claw flourishes and unresolved childhood resentment. The crowd erupted in cheers.

Bipple stared at the pipe. “I may have discovered a feature.”

Callista shouted from below, “Jump!”

Bipple looked down.

Callista stood atop the stage with her tentacles spread, ready to catch him.

“Are you strong enough?” he called.

“No!”

“That was not comforting!”

“Jump anyway!”

Velouria lunged behind him.

Bipple jumped.

He fell through violet light and floating flour, past the chandelier, past the glittering curtains, past Mayor Puddlemint, who had finally inflated enough to bump gently against the ceiling.

Callista caught him.

Technically.

They crashed into the shrimp band, knocked over the drum shells, slid across the stage, and burst through the rear curtain into the dressing corridor.

Behind them, the crowd applauded wildly.

“Encore!” someone screamed.

Bipple groaned from beneath a pile of sequined scarves. “I have several organs filing complaints.”

Callista pulled him up. “Can you run?”

“Badly, but yes.”

They fled through the corridor and into the Honeysuckle Suite.

The room was exactly as advertised: private, velvet, overdecorated, and somehow guilty even before one learned facts. Soft pink lanterns glowed behind carved coral screens. A low couch curved along one wall, upholstered in dark moss-silk. The floor was scattered with crushed pearl dust, rose petals, and tiny black scorch marks where someone had burned paper.

Callista locked the door behind them.

Bipple staggered to the center of the room and looked around.

“This place smells like secrets with disposable income.”

Callista moved to the scorched patch beside the couch. “This is where the ledger page was burned.”

Bipple crouched beside her. His cheek stung where Velouria’s spine had grazed him, but the pain sharpened his focus.

Among the ashes were curled bits of waterproof paper, a fleck of gold powder, and a tiny curved shaving of shell.

He picked up the shaving.

It was pale, glossy, and ridged.

“This came from a vault key,” he said.

Callista stared. “How do you know?”

“Because I once chewed on a ceremonial key during a very long ribbon-cutting.”

“Of course you did.”

“In my defense, no one said it wasn’t candy.”

Callista took the shaving. “The Treasury Vault keys are made from moonconch shell.”

Bipple nodded. “And only Council members have them.”

They searched faster.

Behind a cushion, Callista found a smear of black ink. Not her ink. Hers shimmered silver-blue. This ink was thick, matte, and smelled faintly metallic.

“Seahorse ink,” she said. “Used for coded contracts.”

Bipple examined the underside of the couch and found a single thread of violet silk snagged on the frame.

“Duchess?” he asked.

Callista shook her head. “Too plain. Velouria would rather die than wear silk without embroidery.”

“Brother Brine’s cloak?”

“Maybe.”

They heard shouts beyond the corridor.

The dancing enchantment was wearing off.

Bipple turned toward the suite’s second exit. “Madame said this room had two exits.”

Callista pulled aside a hanging curtain. Behind it was a narrow door shaped like an oyster shell.

Locked.

Bipple knelt. “I can handle this.”

“You can pick locks?”

“No.”

He licked it.

The lock clicked open.

Callista stared at him.

Bipple wiped his mouth. “Do not look impressed. It encourages the wrong parts of me.”

“I’m looking concerned.”

“Also fair.”

They slipped through the hidden door and found themselves in a narrow passage lit by pale green fungus. The tunnel sloped downward, away from the lounge and toward the older bones of Gumdrop Cove.

The air changed.

No more perfume. No more music. No more fermented garlic plum or crowd laughter.

This tunnel smelled of cold stone, old salt, and locked-away magic.

Bipple’s gills shimmered faintly.

“Where does this go?”

Callista’s face tightened. “The Treasury underpass.”

“That seems like the kind of thing a lounge should disclose in its brochure.”

“The Velvet Kelp was built before the current Council Hall. Half the old tunnels connect to places they shouldn’t.”

They followed the passage downward. The walls narrowed. Ancient coral carvings lined the sides: laughing whales, bubble spirals, goblet-shaped flowers, and round pearls shining in the mouths of open shells.

At last they reached an iron grate overlooking a circular chamber below.

The Treasury Vault.

Or what was beneath it.

Bipple peered through the grate.

Below, on a pedestal of black coral, sat an empty saltglass cradle where the Fizzy Pearl should have rested. The vault door above had indeed been breached, but not smashed. Opened. Neatly. Quietly. By someone with a key.

A ring of powdered fizzblossom circled the pedestal.

Beside it, etched into the floor, was a sigil Bipple did not recognize: three bubbles inside a crown.

Callista gripped the bars. “That is not a Council mark.”

“Whose is it?”

A voice answered from behind them.

“Mine.”

Bipple and Callista spun.

Brother Brine stood at the far end of the tunnel.

His velvet cloak was torn. His lantern burned with pale pink fire. Around his neck hung a chain of tiny fizzblossom petals dried flat as coins.

Behind him hovered the black seahorse.

And behind the seahorse stood Duchess Velouria, serene and venomous, as though she had stepped out for a quiet evening stroll through conspiracy.

Bipple looked from the sigil to Brother Brine.

“You?” he said.

Brother Brine smiled.

It was not his usual joyless smile of religious disapproval. This one was worse. Warm. Proud. Almost tender.

“The Pearl was wasted on festivals,” he said. “On dancing, flirting, sugared excess, and the annual humiliation of tradition.”

“The Gala,” Bipple said.

“Decadence.”

“They serve tiny cakes shaped like starfish.”

“Exactly.”

“Monster.”

Brother Brine’s lantern flared. “The Fizzy Pearl is old magic. Cleansing magic. Corrective magic. With it, Gumdrop Cove can be purified.”

Callista’s voice was cold. “Purified of what?”

Brother Brine’s gaze flicked over her cape, her painted eyes, the glitter dust on Bipple’s frills, the memory of music still clinging to both of them.

“Excess,” he said.

Duchess Velouria sighed. “Do forgive him. He insists on making it sound spiritual. What he means is control.”

Brother Brine frowned. “What I mean is order.”

“Control in a cheaper robe.”

Bipple pointed between them. “So you are working together?”

“Temporarily,” said Velouria.

“Regrettably,” said Brother Brine.

The black seahorse clicked its teeth.

“And him?” Bipple asked.

“My courier,” Velouria said. “My whisper. My little insurance policy.”

The seahorse bowed.

Bipple hated him immediately.

Callista held up the ledger. “We have proof you used the Honeysuckle Suite.”

Velouria laughed softly. “You have a stolen ledger with a burned page, a fake scale, and flour in places flour should not be. I admire the effort, darling, but proof requires witnesses who are not fugitives, criminals, or lounge singers.”

Bipple opened his mouth.

“And whatever you are,” she added.

His tongue fell out.

He pointed at it. “This is involuntary, but somehow still offended.”

Brother Brine raised his lantern. “Enough. Hand over the ledger and the pipe.”

Bipple clutched the pearl-command pipe. “This pipe makes guards dance.”

“In your vile mouth, perhaps,” Brother Brine snapped. “In trained hands, it commands obedience.”

“You should have put that on a pamphlet. Very villain-forward.”

Duchess Velouria moved closer, her spines gleaming. “You cannot win this, Bipple. By dawn, the Council will declare you guilty. The Pearl will be ‘recovered’ after Brother Brine performs his purification rite. Gumdrop Cove will be grateful. Afraid, but grateful.”

“And you?” Callista asked.

Velouria smiled. “I will guide the new order. With taste.”

“You framed me for bath crimes,” Bipple said. “Your taste is questionable.”

For the second time that night, Duchess Velouria lost her smile.

Brother Brine lifted the lantern higher.

The pink flame bent toward Bipple and Callista like a living thing.

Callista whispered, “That flame is linked to the Pearl.”

Bipple’s eyes widened. “He has it?”

Brother Brine’s robe shifted.

There, beneath the folds, something glowed.

A soft, pulsing, champagne-pink shimmer.

The Fizzy Pearl.

Bipple felt the whole Cove in that glow. Sugar coral sunsets. Gumdrop moss tunnels. Gossiping mussels. Foolish festivals. Shrimp in waistcoats. Clams who really needed supervision. Home, absurd and beautiful and worth every terrible decision.

Brother Brine began to chant.

The fizzblossom ring below ignited.

Pink fire raced around the empty pedestal.

The air filled with bubbles—not playful bubbles, not scandalous foam, but hard little spheres of magic that snapped into place around Bipple and Callista like a cage.

Callista slammed a tentacle against one. It shocked her backward.

Bipple grabbed her before she hit the wall.

“Ow,” she hissed.

“Are you all right?”

“No.”

“Emotionally or physically?”

“Yes.”

The bubble cage tightened.

Duchess Velouria looked down at them with glittering satisfaction. “Goodbye, Glitter-Gills.”

Bipple glanced at the pipe in his hand.

Then at the Pearl glowing beneath Brother Brine’s robe.

Then at the fizzblossom fire.

Then at his own reflection warped in the bubble cage: round eyes, ridiculous frills, wounded cheek, tongue halfway out because terror had appalling comedic timing.

He had one idea.

It was an awful idea.

Historically, those were his best.

“Callista,” he whispered, “when I say now, throw the ledger through the grate.”

“What?”

“Trust me.”

“You licked a lock open ten minutes ago.”

“And it worked.”

“That is the worst possible argument.”

Bipple shoved the pearl-command pipe into his mouth again.

Brother Brine’s eyes widened. “Do not—”

Bipple blew with everything he had.

The sound that came out was not a honk this time.

It was not music either.

It was something ancient magic had never been asked to process: a wet, glittering, tongue-warped blast of pure goblin nonsense.

The bubble cage shuddered.

The fizzblossom fire flickered.

Brother Brine staggered.

Duchess Velouria recoiled.

Below them, in the Treasury chamber, the empty saltglass cradle began to vibrate.

Bipple’s gills flared.

All the glitter droplets along his frills lifted into the air, glowing like tiny stars.

The pipe pulled at his breath, at his magic, at every strange, sparkling thing inside him that the Cove had mocked, adored, misunderstood, and blamed.

He blew harder.

The bubbles around them expanded.

“Now!” he gasped.

Callista hurled the ledger through the grate.

It fell into the Treasury chamber below, struck the vibrating saltglass cradle, and burst open.

The burned page fluttered loose.

Not burned completely.

Only hidden.

Under the Fizzy Pearl’s old cradle, the remaining ink flared to life.

Names appeared in glowing script.

Brother Brine.

Duchess Velouria Fanfin.

Mayor Puddlemint.

The Honeysuckle Suite.

Third bell.

Fizzblossom transfer.

Vault key exchange.

The magic of the cradle projected the words upward in a huge pink shimmer visible through the grate, across the tunnel, and—through the old vent shafts—up into the Velvet Kelp Lounge above.

Where, judging by the sudden roar of hundreds of scandal-starved citizens, everyone had just seen it.

Duchess Velouria went pale.

Brother Brine clutched his robe.

Bipple lowered the pipe, smoke curling from his tongue.

“Huh,” he croaked. “That went better than expected.”

The bubble cage exploded.

Not outward.

Upward.

A geyser of magic foam blasted through the tunnel, knocked Brother Brine backward, ripped the Fizzy Pearl from beneath his robe, and sent it spinning through the air.

Bipple leapt.

Callista leapt too.

Duchess Velouria lunged.

For one suspended second, all four reached for the glowing Pearl.

Bipple’s fingers brushed it.

Velouria’s spine struck the wall beside his face.

Callista caught his wrist.

Brother Brine shouted a curse.

The Fizzy Pearl bounced off Bipple’s forehead with a bright musical plink.

“Ow!”

It ricocheted through the grate.

Down into the Treasury chamber.

Directly into the fizzblossom fire.

The chamber flashed white-pink.

Every tunnel in Gumdrop Cove trembled.

Above them, the Sacred Dewdrop Tide Pools erupted.

Not with forbidden foam this time.

With a towering column of radiant bubbles that shot into the water like a champagne volcano blessed by a mischievous god.

The last thing Bipple heard before the shockwave hit was Callista shouting his name.

Then Gumdrop Cove became light, fizz, thunder, and one extremely offended clam screaming, “Not again!”

The Bubble Benediction Goes Sideways

For approximately six seconds, Bipple Flounce understood the universe.

This was not an experience he had requested.

The universe, as it turned out, was mostly bubbles.

Huge bubbles, tiny bubbles, ancient bubbles, bubbles full of memory, bubbles full of secrets, bubbles shaped like long-lost regrets wearing little hats. There were bubbles that smelled like first kisses beneath sugar coral, bubbles that tasted like festival cake, bubbles that hummed old whale songs, and one bubble that contained a very clear vision of Mayor Puddlemint trying to fit into leather trousers during his rebellious youth.

Bipple did not care for that bubble.

He floated in a storm of fizz and pink-white light, weightless and spinning, his frills spread wide and glitter-gills blazing as if someone had mistaken him for a chandelier with opinions. Somewhere nearby, Callista Inkveil tumbled through the same explosion, cape billowing, silver-blue skin flashing in the radiance.

“Bipple!” she shouted.

“I can see soup memories!” he shouted back.

“What?”

“I don’t know!”

The shockwave carried them upward through the old Treasury vent shafts, past ancient coral pipes, through tunnels that had not been cleaned since the Age of Questionable Plumbing, and finally out through the cracked marble mouth of a decorative fountain in the center of Council Square.

They burst into open water in a glittering spray.

Bipple hit the plaza first.

Callista landed on top of him.

Again.

There was another pause.

This one was shorter, because nearby a clam screamed, a pufferfish bounced off a statue, and the Sacred Dewdrop Tide Pools were currently erupting like a champagne bottle shaken by an angry deity with excellent taste in lighting.

“Your tentacle,” Bipple wheezed, “is in my emotional business.”

Callista rolled off him and sat up. “My apologies to your business.”

“It accepts.”

They stared across Council Square.

The Sacred Dewdrop Tide Pools had transformed.

Where the forbidden foam had once sloshed obscenely over the edges, now a column of radiant bubbles rose high above Gumdrop Cove, spiraling toward the pink moon. The Fizzy Pearl hovered at the center of the column, glowing brighter than the lantern coral, brighter than the sugar reefs, brighter than Mayor Puddlemint’s forehead after a stressful lie.

A ring of fizzblossom fire circled the pools.

Not hot fire. Magic fire. It burned in shades of rose, gold, and lilac, curling around the pool rims like a ribbon tied by someone who had no intention of behaving.

Every citizen of Gumdrop Cove had gathered in the square.

Some had fled from the Velvet Kelp Lounge. Some had rushed from their homes. Some had clearly come straight from activities that required explanation, judging by the tangled kelp boas, missing hats, and one mussel wearing a pearl necklace that did not belong to him.

Above the square, the evidence from Madame Snailene’s ledger still shimmered in the water like a public announcement written by scandal itself.

Brother Brine.

Duchess Velouria Fanfin.

Mayor Puddlemint.

Honeysuckle Suite.

Third bell.

Fizzblossom transfer.

Vault key exchange.

The words glowed enormous and pink above Council Hall.

For once, nobody in Gumdrop Cove had to whisper.

The gossip was doing its own lighting design.

Mayor Puddlemint hovered near the square’s central statue, still inflated to nearly parade-balloon proportions. His flour coating had turned paste-like from the explosion, giving him the appearance of an anxious dumpling with authority issues.

“This is,” he puffed, “a misunderstanding.”

The glowing ledger words pulsed brighter.

He expanded another foot.

A small child pointed. “Mama, the mayor is lying with his whole body.”

“Yes, darling,” said the child’s mother. “It’s called governance.”

Captain Snick stood nearby, no longer dancing but still wrapped in Midnight Wiggle Pudding from chest to claw. The pudding had stopped singing and now whispered encouragement to itself.

You deserve boundaries, Gerald.

“My name is not Gerald,” Captain Snick muttered.

And yet the wound remains.

Brother Brine emerged from the direction of the Treasury vents, his robes torn, his lantern cracked, his face twisted with fury. Behind him came Duchess Velouria Fanfin, still elegant despite the fact that one of her ornamental fins had been singed into the shape of a disappointed fern.

The black seahorse courier hovered at her side, clutching the pearl-command pipe’s twin in his tiny harness.

Bipple saw it.

Callista saw it too.

“He has another pipe,” she said.

“Of course he does,” Bipple muttered. “Rich criminals never bring one cursed accessory when two will make everyone miserable.”

Brother Brine raised both arms toward the Fizzy Pearl.

“Citizens of Gumdrop Cove!” he thundered.

Unfortunately, his voice cracked on Gumdrop, which somewhat damaged the thunder.

He tried again.

“Citizens! Do not be deceived by theatrical projections, lounge ledgers, or the flour-covered antics of a goblin whose tongue has no moral compass!”

Bipple lifted one finger. “My tongue has never committed treason.”

“Yet,” said a clam.

Bipple turned. “You have been very bold since breakfast.”

The clam shut itself halfway.

Brother Brine pointed at the glowing Pearl. “The Fizzy Pearl has awakened. Gumdrop Cove stands at the edge of cleansing. Of renewal. Of discipline.”

A groan passed through the crowd.

There were few words less beloved in Gumdrop Cove than discipline. Others included tax audit, lukewarm broth, and mandatory hymn rehearsal.

Duchess Velouria glided forward, her voice smoother and far more dangerous.

“What Brother Brine means,” she said, “is that the Cove has grown careless. Vulgar. Ungoverned. We have allowed spectacle to replace dignity, appetite to replace duty, and glitter to replace worth.”

Hundreds of eyes slowly turned toward Bipple.

He blinked.

His tongue dropped out.

“I am feeling personally footnoted,” he said.

Velouria continued. “The Pearl’s magic can restore proper order. The High Council will ensure that its power is used responsibly.”

Mayor Puddlemint, still bobbing near the statue, added, “Yes. Responsibly.”

He puffed wider and got stuck beneath a stone mermaid’s elbow.

Madame Snailene slid into the square from the Velvet Kelp crowd, her turban crooked, her monocle gleaming like a threat.

“Responsibly?” she called. “You stole the Pearl, staged a forbidden bath scandal, framed a goblin, enchanted the Bubble Guard, burned my ledger page, and ruined a perfectly good pantry.”

“And my pudding,” Captain Snick added quietly.

The pudding whispered, Our journey is not over.

Madame Snailene ignored it. “That is not responsibility. That is amateur night with better jewelry.”

The crowd murmured approval.

Duchess Velouria’s spines flared.

“Be careful, snail.”

“Darling,” Madame Snailene said, “I run a lounge full of liars, smugglers, lovers, singers, cowards, gamblers, widows, tax evaders, and shrimp who think sequins count as trousers. Careful is what I do before breakfast.”

Callista stepped beside Madame Snailene and lifted the torn ledger.

“The evidence is public now.”

Brother Brine smiled.

That was when Bipple became truly nervous.

Brother Brine should have looked cornered. He should have been sweating through his robe, apologizing to clams, and planning a future in a monastery far away from objects that fizzed. Instead, he looked pleased.

“Evidence,” Brother Brine said, “belongs to whoever controls belief.”

The black seahorse raised the second pearl-command pipe.

He blew.

This time the tone was clear, silent, and terrible.

Bipple felt it crawl over his skin like cold oil.

All around Council Square, the Bubble Guards stiffened again.

But this time, it was not only the guards.

Several council clerks froze. Then a ring of pearl ushers. Then the mayor’s personal attendants. Their eyes glazed with the same pearly light.

The command magic had grown stronger because the Fizzy Pearl was awake.

Brother Brine lifted his cracked lantern toward the Pearl. “Kneel.”

The enchanted officials dropped to their knees.

A ripple of fear moved through the crowd.

Bipple’s gills prickled so hard the droplets along them lifted like tiny frightened moons.

The sea cucumbers did not kneel.

They stood taller.

One adjusted his feather boa and whispered, “Absolutely not.”

Brother Brine extended one hand toward the wider crowd. The fizzblossom fire around the pools surged.

“All will kneel.”

The magic spread outward.

Citizens gasped as invisible pressure pressed down on them. Shrimp buckled. Scallops trembled. Mussels clutched each other. A young jellyfish began to sink, glowing pale with fear.

Bipple felt the command strike him.

It hammered against his bones, against his gills, against every silly, glittering piece of him.

Kneel.

Be still.

Be smaller.

Be useful.

Be quiet.

For one awful second, his body obeyed. His knees bent. His frills wilted. His tongue, finally, retreated completely into his mouth as if even it understood the danger.

Then Callista caught his hand.

Not dramatically. Not with a speech. Just fingers around his, firm and shaking.

“Bipple,” she said.

He looked at her.

The command pressed harder.

Callista was fighting it too. Her silver-blue skin flickered. Her eyes burned. She had secrets, yes. She had crimes tucked into her cape and a voice that could make bad decisions sound like destiny. But she was standing.

For him.

With him.

Bipple straightened.

His gills flared.

The droplets along his frills began to glow.

“No,” he said.

It was not loud.

But the Pearl heard it.

The glowing sphere at the center of the bubble column pulsed.

Brother Brine’s eyes snapped toward him. “What?”

Bipple took one step forward.

“I said no.”

“You do not command the Pearl.”

“Neither do you.”

“I purified myself for this work.”

“You staged a sexy bubble crime and blamed me.”

“Do not call it sexy!”

A clam moaned reflexively.

“See?” Bipple said. “Even the clams know.”

Brother Brine’s face twisted. “You are a symptom of everything wrong with this Cove.”

Bipple stood beneath the towering bubbles, covered in flour, glitter, soot, pudding splash, and a small but heroic amount of dignity he had found somewhere between panic and rage.

“Maybe,” he said. “Maybe I am.”

The crowd went quiet.

Bipple looked around at Gumdrop Cove. At the frightened citizens. At the enchanted guards. At the Sacred Dewdrop Tide Pools boiling with magic. At the glittering words of the ledger still hanging overhead.

“Maybe this Cove is ridiculous,” he said. “Maybe it is vulgar. Maybe our festivals are too loud and our desserts are legally complicated. Maybe the Velvet Kelp Lounge has too many curtains and not enough exits labeled for emergencies.”

Madame Snailene sniffed. “The exits are intuitive.”

“They are not.”

“Continue.”

Bipple turned back to Brother Brine. “Maybe the clams are dramatic. Maybe the sea cucumbers discovered confidence and immediately became everyone’s problem. Maybe I do lick things I shouldn’t.”

Callista murmured, “Growth begins with honesty.”

“But none of that means we need to be purified.” Bipple’s gills shone brighter. “It means we are alive. Messy. Embarrassing. Hungry. Flirty. Strange. Soft in weird places. Hard in others.”

Several citizens made noises.

“Emotionally,” Bipple clarified.

“Mostly,” said a sea cucumber.

Bipple pointed without looking. “Do not help.”

The crowd began to shift. The pressure of the command magic weakened, just slightly.

Duchess Velouria saw it.

“Enough,” she snapped. “Brother, finish the rite.”

Brother Brine lifted both hands toward the Pearl and began chanting again.

The fizzblossom fire roared.

The bubble column tightened around the Pearl, and the sky above the Cove darkened to a bruised rose. The Sacred Dewdrop Tide Pools churned. The enchanted guards rose as one, turning toward the citizens.

The black seahorse blew another command.

This time, instead of kneeling, the guards advanced.

Captain Snick took one stiff step forward.

Then another.

His eyes glowed pearl-white.

His claws opened.

“Captain,” Bipple said carefully, “I know we’ve had our differences.”

Captain Snick advanced.

“You tried to cuff me. I threw pudding at you. The pudding appears to have begun a healing journey.”

Gerald must forgive himself, whispered the pudding.

“But you are not their claw puppet.”

Captain Snick’s claws trembled.

“You are an uptight, shiny-headed crab with the personality of a locked drawer,” Bipple said. “But you are Gumdrop Cove’s uptight, shiny-headed crab. You hate disorder because you love this place.”

Captain Snick stopped.

His eyes flickered.

Bipple stepped closer. “And if you let Brother Brine turn everyone into polite little statues, who will you yell at? Who will violate minor regulations? Who will give your life meaning through manageable irritation?”

The pudding whispered, He needs purpose.

Captain Snick’s jaw clenched.

Bipple leaned in. “Also, Duchess Velouria called your helmet provincial.”

The pearl light vanished from Captain Snick’s eyes.

“She what?”

Duchess Velouria’s head snapped around. “I did no such thing.”

Bipple shrugged. “I may be paraphrasing emotionally.”

Captain Snick ripped the Midnight Wiggle Pudding from his chest and flung it at the black seahorse.

The pudding struck the courier with a wet embrace.

You avoid vulnerability through service to cruel women, it sang.

The seahorse screamed and dropped the pearl-command pipe.

The enchantment shattered.

Across the square, guards, clerks, ushers, and attendants stumbled free of the spell.

The crowd erupted.

“Bubble Guard!” Captain Snick barked, shaking pudding from his claw. “Protect the citizens!”

The guards turned on Brother Brine and Duchess Velouria.

For one glorious second, it looked as if the battle was over.

Then Brother Brine plunged his cracked lantern into the fizzblossom fire.

The flames turned white.

The Fizzy Pearl screamed.

It was not a sound exactly. It was a pressure in the heart, a shiver through every shell, scale, fin, and frill in the Cove. The bubble column collapsed inward. The Sacred Dewdrop Tide Pools dropped several feet, as if the water itself had been sucked into the Pearl.

Then the Pearl began to crack.

A thin line appeared across its glowing surface.

Every face in the square went still.

Even Duchess Velouria looked horrified.

“Brother,” she said sharply. “Control it.”

Brother Brine’s eyes blazed. “The Pearl resists because the Cove is corrupt.”

“The Pearl resists because you are breaking it!”

“Purification requires sacrifice.”

“Not of the treasure, you sanctimonious barnacle!”

Bipple glanced at Callista. “Trouble in paradise.”

“Villain paradise has poor plumbing,” she said.

The crack widened.

From it poured wild bubbles—memories, spells, festival blessings, ancient whale laughter, protective shimmer, all of Gumdrop Cove’s magic bleeding into the water.

Sugar coral towers across the Cove dimmed. Lantern moss flickered. The soft pastel glow that always wrapped Gumdrop Cove at dusk began to fade.

The reef was losing its magic.

Mother-of-Pearl Matilda, who had been revived and was now wrapped in a towel with a deeply suspicious glow of relaxation, cried out from the edge of the pools.

“The Pearl must be returned to the water!”

“How?” shouted Captain Snick.

Matilda pointed a trembling shell. “Someone must carry it into the center of the Sacred Dewdrop Tide Pools and release the stolen fizz back into the spring.”

Brother Brine laughed. “No one can touch it now. It will burn through flesh, shell, and bone.”

“Not through glitter-gills,” Madame Snailene said.

Every eye turned toward Bipple.

Bipple pointed at himself. “These glitter-gills?”

Madame Snailene’s expression softened in a way that made him more nervous than shouting would have.

“The Pearl reacted to you in the tunnel,” she said. “Your gills carry dewdrop magic. Old magic. Strange magic.”

“My gills mostly carry snacks I forgot about.”

Mother-of-Pearl Matilda slid closer. “Your kind were once keepers of the tide pools.”

Bipple blinked. “My kind?”

“Glitter-gilled goblins. Dewdrop sprites. Reef oddlings.”

“That is a hurtful taxonomy.”

“You tended the fizz springs before the Council claimed them. Before rules. Before velvet ropes. Before we decided sacred meant untouchable.”

The Pearl cracked again.

A burst of magic shot outward and struck a nearby sugar coral arch. The arch turned gray, brittle, and silent.

Bipple stared at it.

His home was dimming.

All the silliness in him quieted.

Not vanished. Never that. But it stepped aside for something deeper.

He looked at Callista.

She knew before he spoke.

“No,” she said.

“I haven’t said anything.”

“Your face did.”

“My face is brave and poorly supervised.”

“Your face is about to do something stupid.”

“Possibly necessary.”

“Those are cousins, and I dislike both sides of the family.”

The Pearl pulsed again. Another crack split across it.

Bipple reached for Callista’s hand.

“I need you to get everyone back.”

“I need you not to become soup.”

“I will try extremely hard not to become soup.”

Her eyes shone. “Bipple.”

He squeezed her hand. “You called me Glitter-Gills earlier.”

“You were being reckless.”

“You said it like you liked me reckless.”

“I like you alive.”

That struck him harder than the command magic had.

For a moment, in the middle of the square, surrounded by fire and panic and a cracking ancient Pearl, Bipple Flounce had no joke ready.

Then his tongue slipped out.

Callista laughed once, despite herself.

It sounded like fear breaking in half.

Bipple smiled. “I’ll take that as a blessing.”

“Take it as a warning.”

“I am bad with labels.”

She pulled him close and kissed his cheek, right beside the cut Duchess Velouria had left there.

The touch sent a warm shimmer through his gills.

“Come back,” Callista whispered.

Bipple swallowed.

“Bossy.”

“Alive.”

“Both attractive qualities.”

Then he turned toward the Sacred Dewdrop Tide Pools.

Duchess Velouria saw what he intended.

“Stop him!” she shouted.

But the Bubble Guard had recovered, and Captain Snick moved first. He slammed both claws into the coral pavement.

“Guard line!”

The guards formed a barrier between Bipple and the conspirators.

Brother Brine snarled and lifted his lantern, but Madame Snailene slid in front of him with the slow inevitability of a lawsuit.

“No, darling.”

“Out of my way.”

“I have allowed many sins in my establishment,” Madame Snailene said. “Bad singing. Worse flirting. Men who call themselves poets because they own scarves. But no one ruins my Cove, threatens my girls, and weaponizes bathwater without paying the bill.”

She snapped her tail.

From the Velvet Kelp crowd emerged the shrimp band, the elderly scallops, the eel in the feathered hat, three waiters armed with cocktail spears, and seven sea cucumbers standing with the unearned confidence of freshly awakened furniture.

The sea cucumber in the feather boa cracked his neck.

Somehow.

“We have discovered our worth,” he said, “and it is inconvenient for you.”

Brother Brine backed away.

Duchess Velouria lunged toward Bipple, spines flashing.

Callista met her halfway.

The two collided in a whirl of fins, tentacles, silk, and venom.

Callista was not stronger than the Duchess. She was not more poisonous. She did not have lineage, a title, or an entire wardrobe designed to make lesser creatures feel underdressed.

But Callista Inkveil had grown up in back corridors, dressing rooms, smuggling tunnels, and crowded stages where one learned very quickly that elegance meant nothing if you could not move.

She vanished in a burst of silver-blue ink.

Velouria struck empty water.

Callista reappeared behind her and wrapped two tentacles around the Duchess’s decorative collar.

“This is for the ledger,” Callista hissed.

She yanked.

The collar snapped. Strings of pearls scattered across the square.

“And this,” Callista added, “is for his cheek.”

She shoved Velouria directly into the arms of the sea cucumbers.

They caught her.

“Unhand me!” Velouria shrieked.

The feather-boa cucumber looked delighted. “We are tubes, madam. We improvise.”

Bipple reached the edge of the Sacred Dewdrop Tide Pools.

The heatless fizzblossom fire curled around him. The Pearl hovered above the center, cracking and spilling magic. The water below churned so violently that every instinct in his soft, ridiculous body suggested turning around, finding a pastry, and letting someone with a better jawline handle destiny.

Then he heard the Cove behind him.

Not cheering.

Not yet.

Breathing.

Waiting.

Afraid.

He stepped into the pool.

The water rose around his ankles.

It was cold, then warm, then fizzy, then painfully alive. It surged up his legs and through his gills, filling him with memories that were not his own.

He saw ancient glitter-gilled goblins dancing around the springs beneath a sky full of pink moons.

He saw the first Bubble Benediction, before there were signs, before there were bans, before anyone decided magic needed a permit.

He saw children splashing, elders laughing, lovers floating hand in hand, clams quietly minding their own business before discovering whatever today had awakened in them.

He saw the Fizzy Pearl not as a trophy in a vault, but as a heart.

Not owned.

Tended.

The water rose to his chest.

The Pearl screamed again.

Bipple reached up.

The moment his fingers touched it, pain tore through him.

Fizz shot into his bones. Light filled his eyes. Every bead of texture on his skin glowed. His frills flared wide, droplets lifting and spinning around him in a halo of pastel fire.

He tried to hold on.

The Pearl burned hotter.

Behind him, Callista shouted something, but the magic swallowed the words.

Brother Brine broke through Madame Snailene’s line, wild-eyed and desperate.

“No!” he roared. “It is mine to cleanse!”

He charged toward the pool.

Captain Snick tried to stop him, but Brother Brine swung the cracked lantern and sent a burst of pink flame across the pavement. Guards scattered.

Brother Brine leapt into the water.

The Sacred Dewdrop Tide Pools rejected him immediately.

Not subtly.

The water slapped him.

A great foaming wave rose from the pool and smacked Brother Brine backward with the force of centuries of offended bathwater. He flew out of the pool, robes flapping, and landed in the central plaza fountain with his legs over his head.

The crowd stared.

A clam whispered, “Cleansed.”

Bipple would have laughed, but the Pearl cracked again in his hands.

He sank to one knee.

The pain was too much. The Pearl’s magic was pouring into him faster than his glitter-gills could filter it. He felt his own shimmer thinning, stretching, becoming part of the pool.

Maybe this was how goblins became legends.

Not with swords.

Not with crowns.

But by holding something precious long enough for everyone else to survive.

He thought of Callista’s hand in his.

He thought of Madame Snailene’s pantry.

He thought of Captain Snick’s helmet and the scallop’s sugar wafer and the sea cucumbers standing tall for the first time in their damp lives.

He thought of Gumdrop Cove at sunset, glowing like spilled dessert across the ocean floor.

Then he thought, with sudden irritation, that he had no intention of dying before everyone apologized properly.

Bipple opened his mouth.

His tongue fell out.

The Pearl pulsed.

Bipple stared at it through the pain.

“Oh,” he whispered.

Of course.

Everyone had spent all day blaming his tongue, mocking his tongue, interpreting his tongue, fearing his tongue, and occasionally being charmed against their better judgment by his tongue.

But Bipple’s body had been telling the truth from the beginning.

His tongue reacted to magic.

To stress, yes. To embarrassment, certainly. To attractive danger with poor boundaries, frequently.

But also to fizz.

To the Sacred Dewdrop magic.

To the Pearl.

He leaned closer to the cracked Fizzy Pearl.

Callista, halfway to the pool, saw him and stopped dead.

“Bipple,” she said, horrified, “do not lick the ancient unstable treasure.”

Bipple looked over his shoulder.

“I think I have to.”

“That sentence has never ended well!”

“Name one time.”

“The lock, the limpet, the ceremonial key, the frozen ribbon, the vinegar sponge, Madame Snailene’s mystery jar—”

“The mystery jar was educational.”

The Pearl shrieked again.

Bipple turned back.

“Sorry,” he told the ancient treasure. “This may be intimate.”

Then he licked the Fizzy Pearl.

The world stopped.

Every bubble in Gumdrop Cove froze mid-rise.

Every fin, claw, shell, frill, tentacle, and scandalous feather boa held still.

The Fizzy Pearl did not explode.

It giggled.

A tiny, bright, impossible giggle rang through the Sacred Dewdrop Tide Pools.

The crack across the Pearl sealed halfway.

Bipple blinked.

“Again?” he asked.

The Pearl pulsed warmly.

Callista covered her face. “I cannot believe this is working.”

Madame Snailene whispered, “History is disgusting.”

Bipple licked the Pearl again.

This time the Pearl laughed.

Not politely. Not ceremonially. It laughed like a whale calf rolling through moonlit foam. Like old magic remembering joy. Like a sacred thing that had spent too long locked in a vault and was absolutely delighted to be treated improperly.

The cracks sealed.

The fizzblossom fire softened from white to rose-gold.

The hard command bubbles shattered into glittering mist.

The Sacred Dewdrop Tide Pools surged upward around Bipple, lifting him and the Pearl into the center of a great radiant bloom. His gills blazed, but the pain vanished. In its place came warmth. Mischief. Recognition.

The Pearl was not asking to be controlled.

It was asking to be invited.

Bipple held it high.

“Gumdrop Cove!” he shouted.

His voice rang across the square, through the coral streets, into the market, the lounge, the Treasury, and every gossip-friendly crack in the reef.

“The Pearl does not belong in a vault!”

The crowd murmured.

Mother-of-Pearl Matilda clutched her towel. “But tradition—”

“Tradition got us a sign that says no bubble-making after dark and somehow still failed to prevent all of this.”

“A fair point,” said an elderly scallop.

Bipple turned slowly, the Pearl glowing in his hands. “The Pearl belongs to the Cove. To the pools. To the springs. To the festivals. To the people who laugh too loudly and love badly and sing off-key and make mistakes and forgive each other and occasionally need a bath with emotional consequences.”

The sea cucumbers nodded solemnly.

“It belongs,” Bipple said, “where it can fizz.”

He plunged the Fizzy Pearl into the heart of the Sacred Dewdrop Tide Pools.

The water flashed gold.

A shock of sparkling magic rippled outward.

It swept through the pools, across Council Square, through the sugar coral towers, down the gumdrop moss tunnels, into every lantern, every shell, every sleeping anemone, every scandalized clam.

Gumdrop Cove reignited.

The coral glowed brighter than before. The lantern moss shimmered in pink and blue. The sugar anemones bloomed open with soft pops of candied light. The gray arch restored itself, then sprouted three unnecessary but charming curls.

The crowd gasped.

Then the bubbles came.

Not command bubbles. Not forbidden foam. Not scandal bubbles, exactly.

Truth bubbles.

They rose from the Sacred Dewdrop Tide Pools in thousands, each one drifting toward a citizen and popping with a tiny confession.

One popped near Mayor Puddlemint.

“I stole the emergency Gala funds to commission a flattering statue of myself,” he blurted.

Everyone turned toward the central statue.

The mermaid statue’s face did look suspiciously like the mayor with eyelashes.

Another bubble popped near Brother Brine, who was still upside down in the fountain.

“I enjoy the Velvet Kelp’s Midnight Wiggle Pudding and once wept during a shrimp burlesque number because it reminded me of my mother,” he shouted.

Silence.

The shrimp band exchanged looks.

Madame Snailene said, “That explains the opera glasses.”

A bubble popped beside Duchess Velouria.

She clamped her mouth shut.

Her cheeks puffed.

Her spines trembled.

Then she screamed, “I hate public festivals because no one looks at me for more than half the evening!”

The entire Cove stared.

Callista tilted her head. “That is somehow sadder than treason.”

Velouria snarled.

A second bubble popped.

“And I framed Bipple because I thought everyone would believe the glittery little freak did it!”

The crowd gasped.

Bipple, still standing waist-deep in the glowing pool, raised one hand. “For the record, I prefer glittery little phenomenon.”

A third bubble popped beside the black seahorse courier.

“I only work for Velouria because she compliments my jawline!” he squeaked.

No one had noticed his jawline.

This seemed to wound him deeply.

Truth bubbles spread across the square.

A mussel confessed to borrowing his neighbor’s pearl polish for twelve years.

A shrimp admitted that his sequins were glued on.

Three clams confessed that they had been moaning partly because of the foam and partly because they enjoyed the attention.

The sea cucumber in the feather boa received a bubble, waited with dignity, and said, “I have nothing to confess. I am perfect now.”

The bubble popped anyway.

“I am terrified this confidence is temporary,” he whispered.

Another sea cucumber wrapped an arm-like bend around him. “Then we shall be unbearable together.”

The crowd softened.

Then laughed.

The laughter grew. It rolled through Council Square, bright and relieved and slightly hysterical. Gumdrop Cove had nearly lost its magic, its freedom, and its annual Gala, but it had gained what every town secretly wanted more than dignity:

A scandal with receipts.

Captain Snick approached the Sacred Dewdrop Tide Pools and bowed stiffly to Bipple.

“Bipple Flounce.”

Bipple tensed. “Are you arresting me?”

“No.”

“Are you emotionally processing pudding?”

Captain Snick’s eye twitched. “Constantly.”

“Healthy.”

“I owe you an apology.”

The square quieted again.

Captain Snick removed his polished helmet. Beneath it, his head was exactly as shiny as everyone had assumed.

“You were accused without fair inquiry,” he said. “You were pursued, threatened, and nearly handed over to criminals operating under Council authority. The Bubble Guard failed you.”

Bipple blinked.

His tongue slipped out, but gently this time.

“Thank you,” he said.

Captain Snick nodded. “Also, the pudding was uncalled for.”

Bipple considered this. “It was medium-called-for.”

The pudding, now sliding slowly across the plaza toward the fountain, sang, Accountability is a two-way tide.

Captain Snick closed his eyes. “I am trying very hard not to engage.”

“Growth,” Bipple said.

Bubble Guards moved in to surround Brother Brine, Duchess Velouria, Mayor Puddlemint, and the black seahorse courier.

Duchess Velouria lifted her chin, though her spines drooped and one sea cucumber still had hold of her tail fin.

“You cannot imprison me,” she said. “I am Duchess Velouria Fanfin.”

Agnes Whelkweather, who had finally arrived at the center of the square after beginning the journey sometime during the explosion, slid forward with judicial calm.

“Duchess Velouria Fanfin,” she said, “you are charged with conspiracy, theft of sacred property, unlawful use of pearl-command magic, attempted civic domination, evidence burning, false accusation, and making clams party to a scandal without proper consent forms.”

The clams applauded by opening and closing rapidly.

Brother Brine struggled upright in the fountain. “This court has no moral authority over me.”

Agnes Whelkweather turned her slow gaze toward him. “Brother Brine, you are charged with the same offenses, plus sanctimony with intent to dampen public joy.”

The crowd cheered.

Mayor Puddlemint bobbed helplessly beneath the statue. “Surely we can discuss—”

A truth bubble popped beside him.

“I was going to blame everything on Brother Brine if it failed,” he blurted.

Brother Brine gasped. “Harold!”

The crowd gasped louder.

“His name is Harold?” Bipple whispered.

Callista, now standing at the pool’s edge, whispered back, “That may be the worst thing he’s done.”

Agnes Whelkweather nodded to Captain Snick. “Take them away.”

The Bubble Guard did.

It was not graceful.

Duchess Velouria attempted to sweep dramatically from the square, but the sea cucumbers insisted on escorting her in a formation they described as “vengeful interpretive dignity.” Brother Brine had to be removed from the fountain by three guards and a reluctant eel. Mayor Puddlemint had deflated enough to walk, though every time someone mentioned the statue, he puffed back up and had to be gently rolled forward.

The black seahorse courier tried to flee twice, but the Midnight Wiggle Pudding followed him, singing about jawline dependency until he surrendered.

At last, the square settled.

The Fizzy Pearl rested beneath the surface of the Sacred Dewdrop Tide Pools, glowing from below like a captured moon returned to its rightful sky. The forbidden foam had vanished. In its place, soft bubbles rose lazily from the water, bursting with the scent of rain, sugar, and clean magic.

Mother-of-Pearl Matilda approached Bipple.

Her spectacles were fogged. Her shell trembled.

“The pools are restored,” she said.

Bipple climbed out of the water, dripping and glowing faintly. “Do I still have to surrender myself for questioning?”

Matilda looked at the crowd.

The crowd looked at her.

A clam coughed meaningfully.

Matilda sighed. “No.”

“What about unauthorized licking of a sacred artifact?”

She closed her eyes. “We will classify it as emergency maintenance.”

Bipple smiled.

Captain Snick said, “There will be paperwork.”

“There’s always paperwork with you.”

“Civilization is paperwork with lamps.”

Madame Snailene slid to Bipple’s side and inspected him from frills to feet.

“You look terrible.”

“Thank you.”

“Heroic terrible.”

“That feels better.”

She leaned closer. “And you owe me for the pantry, the garlic plum, the pudding, two curtains, one dessert cart, and the emotional distress suffered by a table of gamblers who briefly believed they had become honest people.”

“Can I pay in community service?”

“You can pay by performing the Bubble Benediction at the Gala.”

Bipple stared at her. “Me?”

Mother-of-Pearl Matilda nodded slowly. “The Pearl responded to you. The pools accepted you. The old magic has chosen.”

“The old magic watched me lick something and said, ‘That one’?”

“Apparently.”

Callista stepped beside him, smiling softly. “It has taste.”

“Questionable taste.”

“My favorite kind.”

By sunset, Gumdrop Cove had transformed from crime scene to celebration with the alarming speed of a town that kept emergency bunting in municipal storage.

The Sacred Dewdrop Tide Pools were reopened—not as a forbidden relic behind carved warnings, but as the living heart of the Cove. Mother-of-Pearl Matilda personally amended the ancient coral sign. It now read:

By Order of the Temporary Civic Restoration Committee: Respect the Sacred Dewdrop Tide Pools. No Theft, No Mind Control, No Framing Goblins, and Please Keep Bubble-Making Joyful, Consensual, and Mostly Before Midnight.

Below that, someone added:

Yes, Barnabas, this still means you.

Evening lanterns bloomed across the reef. Sugar coral towers glowed in candy colors. Tables were set along Council Square. The shrimp band resumed playing, though they added a new number titled Glitter-Gills Did Nothing Wrong, which became immediately insufferable and wildly popular.

The clams formed a choir.

This was a mistake, but an enthusiastic one.

The sea cucumbers opened a confidence booth where citizens could receive compliments of varying accuracy. Captain Snick spent twenty minutes in line and emerged with the statement, “Your helmet suggests emotional availability,” written on a kelp card. He pretended to hate it and kept it in his breastplate.

Mayor Puddlemint’s flattering mermaid statue was draped in a tarp until the restoration committee could decide whether to melt it down, relocate it, or turn it into a public fountain titled The Cost of Vanity.

Brother Brine was placed under shell arrest pending trial and assigned mandatory joy rehabilitation, including supervised attendance at three festivals and one dance lesson. Duchess Velouria was confined to her estate under guard, stripped of Council authority, and sentenced by public opinion to the worst punishment imaginable for someone like her:

Being discussed without admiration.

And Bipple Flounce, once accused of moist misconduct, now stood at the edge of the Sacred Dewdrop Tide Pools wearing a ceremonial sash that did not fit properly because no one had ever tailored formalwear for a glitter-gilled goblin with emergency frills.

Callista adjusted the sash for the third time.

“Stop squirming.”

“It tickles.”

“Heroism often does.”

“Is that in the handbook?”

“It should be.”

He looked out across the square. Everyone was waiting for the Benediction. For him.

“What if I do it wrong?” he asked.

Callista glanced at the pool where the Pearl glowed peacefully beneath the surface.

“You saved it by licking it.”

“True.”

“The standards are already strange.”

“Also true.”

She smiled. “Just be yourself.”

“That has historically caused trouble.”

“Tonight it caused a revolution.”

Bipple looked at her then, really looked. At her clever eyes, her ink-stained cape, the tiny cut near one tentacle where Velouria’s spine had grazed her, the softness she tried to hide behind glamour and danger.

“You know,” he said, “for a lounge singer with stolen ledgers and questionable tunnel knowledge, you are surprisingly comforting.”

“For a goblin with the mouth discipline of a startled dessert, you are surprisingly brave.”

His tongue slipped out.

Callista leaned closer. “That better be emotional.”

“Entirely.”

“Good.”

Then she kissed him properly.

The crowd noticed.

Of course the crowd noticed. Gumdrop Cove could miss a budget irregularity for eight years, but not a kiss beside sacred water.

A cheer rose.

The clams moaned.

“Stop making it weird!” Bipple shouted at them, pulling back.

One clam opened just enough to say, “No.”

Bipple sighed. “Fair.”

Mother-of-Pearl Matilda tapped a shell chime.

The square quieted.

Bipple stepped into the Sacred Dewdrop Tide Pools. The water welcomed him with a gentle fizz. Beneath the surface, the Fizzy Pearl glowed brighter, not with command, not with pain, but with delight.

Bipple raised both hands.

He had prepared a speech.

It had been written for him by Agnes Whelkweather and included phrases like civic resilience, communal stewardship, and whereas the aforementioned aquatic incident. It was rolled neatly inside his sash.

He did not read it.

“Gumdrop Cove,” he said, “today was moist.”

Captain Snick closed his eyes.

Madame Snailene smiled.

Callista covered her mouth.

Bipple continued. “It was frightening, glittery, sticky, and educational in ways some of us did not consent to before breakfast.”

The sea cucumbers nodded gravely.

“We learned that sacred things should be protected, but not locked away until everyone forgets why they matter. We learned that powerful people can still be idiots. We learned that clams require boundaries. We learned that pudding knows too much.”

The Midnight Wiggle Pudding, now resting in a guarded bowl, whispered, Truth is a custard.

“And we learned,” Bipple said, his voice softening, “that being strange does not make you guilty. Being loud does not make you wrong. Being ridiculous does not make you weak.”

The pool began to glow around him.

“Sometimes ridiculous is how magic remembers where to go.”

He lowered his hands into the water.

The Fizzy Pearl pulsed.

Bubbles rose.

This time they were gentle, golden, and warm. They drifted into the crowd, popping above heads, shoulders, shells, fins, and frills. Each bubble released a tiny blessing.

A tired mother felt ten minutes of perfect peace.

A nervous shrimp found courage enough to ask another shrimp to dance.

Captain Snick’s helmet polished itself.

Madame Snailene’s ruined pantry inventory appeared as a neat glowing receipt, which she immediately handed to the restoration committee.

The sea cucumbers received matching satin sashes that read Self-Appointed, Somehow Correct.

The clams received a privacy screen.

Everyone agreed this was best.

Then a bubble drifted toward Bipple.

It hovered in front of his face.

Inside it shimmered a memory—not ancient, not grand, not world-saving.

Just Bipple as a child, smaller and rounder, sitting alone beside the tide pools while other children laughed at his bulging eyes and sparkling gills. In the memory, he stuck out his tongue because he did not know what else to do.

The little Bipple looked lonely.

The grown Bipple watched him.

The bubble popped.

Warmth spread through him.

Not pity.

Not correction.

Welcome.

Bipple blinked rapidly.

Callista noticed. She always noticed too much.

“Are you crying?” she whispered.

“No,” he said.

A truth bubble popped beside him.

“Yes,” he blurted.

The crowd laughed gently.

Bipple laughed too.

For once, he did not feel like the joke was on him.

The Bubble Benediction ended with a burst of sparkling light that spread across the entire Cove. Above them, the pink moon shone through the water, enormous and soft. Below, the Sacred Dewdrop Tide Pools shimmered, free and living, no longer merely watched but tended.

The celebration lasted until dawn.

There was dancing, of course. Bad dancing. Excellent dancing. Dancing that required three apologies and one structural repair. The shrimp band played until two of them lost their voices and the third discovered spoken word, which everyone agreed was unfortunate but survivable.

Madame Snailene opened a temporary Velvet Kelp refreshment stall in Council Square and charged double for anything described as “revolutionary.” She sold out in an hour.

Captain Snick appointed a special committee to investigate illegal pearl-command magic, then immediately added Bipple as an advisor against his will.

“I have no qualifications,” Bipple protested.

“You broke the pipe.”

“With my mouth.”

“Results matter.”

The sea cucumbers announced a performance collective.

No one was ready.

By morning, the first new legend of Gumdrop Cove had already taken shape. It spread through markets, kitchens, lounges, guard posts, tide tunnels, and clam beds.

They told of the Glitter-Gilled Goblin who was blamed for a forbidden bubble bath.

They told of the stolen Fizzy Pearl and the lounge singer with a stolen ledger.

They told of the Duchess, the Brother, the lying Mayor, the enchanted guards, the truth bubbles, and the pudding that wounded men where armor could not protect them.

Most of all, they told of Bipple Flounce, who saved the Cove not by becoming proper, but by remaining gloriously, wetly, inconveniently himself.

Some versions of the story exaggerated.

In one, Bipple defeated Duchess Velouria with a single devastating wink. In another, Callista stabbed six guards with a hairpin, which she did not deny because it improved her mystique. A particularly popular tavern version claimed the clams formed a sensual resistance choir that seduced Brother Brine into surrender. This was inaccurate, distressing, and impossible to disprove because the clams refused comment.

Bipple did not mind the exaggerations.

Legends needed room to fizz.

Weeks later, the old sign at the tide pools was replaced with a new carved arch. At the top, in bright pearl script, were the words:

The Sacred Dewdrop Tide Pools of Gumdrop Cove

And beneath them:

Tended by the People, Protected by Joy, Restored by the Glitter-Gilled Goblin.

Someone had added a small carving of Bipple beneath the inscription. The eyes were too large, the frills were too dramatic, and the tongue was, in Bipple’s opinion, unnecessarily prominent.

Callista disagreed.

“It captures you.”

“It captures one muscular aspect of me.”

“Your tongue saved the Cove.”

“My courage saved the Cove.”

“Your courage was tongue-assisted.”

He frowned at the carving. “I want a revision.”

“You want a pastry.”

“Both can be true.”

They stood together beside the pools, watching golden bubbles rise from the water. The Cove shimmered around them, busy and bright and ridiculous as ever. Captain Snick shouted at a group of children for unauthorized splashing, then paused, reconsidered, and amended it to “authorized moderate splashing.” Madame Snailene negotiated with the restoration committee over pantry damages using a stack of receipts so tall it required a guard escort. The sea cucumbers rehearsed nearby in matching scarves.

Life, in short, had returned to normal.

Which in Gumdrop Cove meant everything was still one bad decision away from becoming a parade.

Callista slipped her tentacle around Bipple’s hand.

“You know,” she said, “the Velvet Kelp is reopening the Honeysuckle Suite tonight.”

Bipple’s eyes widened.

His tongue fell out.

Callista smirked. “For a memorial plaque unveiling.”

He sucked the tongue back in. “Cruel.”

“Also for drinks after.”

The tongue reappeared.

“Better.”

She laughed and leaned against him.

The Fizzy Pearl glowed beneath the pool’s surface, pulsing softly, almost like a heartbeat.

Bipple looked down at it.

“No more vaults,” he said.

The Pearl released one tiny bubble.

It rose between them, shimmered, and popped against Bipple’s nose.

Inside the pop was the faintest sound of ancient laughter.

Bipple smiled.

Then, because he was still Bipple Flounce, still the Glitter-Gilled Goblin of Gumdrop Cove, still ridiculous and brave and impossible to ignore, he stuck out his tongue at the sacred Pearl.

The Pearl fizzed back.

And all around them, Gumdrop Cove glittered on.

 

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The Glitter-Gilled Goblin of Gumdrop Cove brings Bipple Flounce’s bug-eyed, glitter-gilled chaos straight out of the Sacred Dewdrop Tide Pools and into the real world, where his pastel sparkle, ridiculous tongue, and heroic lack of dignity can properly menace your walls, shelves, and cozy corners. The artwork is available as a luminous canvas print, sleek metal print, and glossy acrylic print for anyone who wants their décor to fizz with suspiciously magical confidence. For those who prefer their goblin mischief in more interactive or giftable form, you can also find it as a wonderfully chaotic puzzle, a charmingly unhinged greeting card, a tiny-but-loud sticker, or a soft fleece blanket perfect for curling up beneath while pretending you absolutely would not have licked the ancient unstable treasure.