Lady Blushmidge and the Uninvited Pollen Dusting
Lady Blushmidge arrives at Bloomberry Court expecting tea and leaves coated in suspicious pollen, implicated in a reproductive scandal, and chasing a sticky ...
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Bawdy
Fifteen illustrated stories appear on each archive page, newest first.
The story archive
Bawdy
30 published tales
Sir Glazebutt and the Suspiciously Polished Petal
Sir Glazebutt’s homemade credentials, suspiciously hands-on inspection methods, and professionally polished backside have made him the Sugarwild Garden’s lea...
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The Bluebell-Shelled Gaspurtle Who Saw Everything
Glissabelle Gaspurtle witnesses Lord Slipperoot backing out of Widow Honeystem’s flowerbed with his waistcoat open, his trousers compromised, and nectar drip...
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The Backfold Bogbean Who Backed Into Bloomberry Trouble
Bramblebum Bogbean insists he merely slipped into Lady Blushberry’s tightly curled backfold—but the climbing rope, suspicious pollen marks, and remarkably sa...
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The Sticky-Toed Bloomtoad Who Entered Through the Back Petal
A sticky-toed little bloomtoad takes one very questionable shortcut through Lady Camberbell’s back petal and accidentally becomes the center of Blushmire Gar...
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Madame Blushwhisk and the Overenthusiastic Pistil
Madame Blushwhisk arrives at the Grand Bloom Pageant ready to judge elegance, restraint, and proper petal behavior—only to face a wildly overenthusiastic hib...
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The Taffy-Tongued Bloomnewt Who Swore It Was Just a Taste
When Taffy Puddlepinch insists a flower winked first, the Sugarwild Garden erupts into a sticky little scandal of glamoured petals, stolen blushroot pollen, ...
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The Wobble-Eyed Pollen Newt Who Forgot Which Petal Was Home
Nibwick Thrumple wakes up sticky, sparkling, and absolutely not on his own petal after one too many sips of moonbloom nectar. Now the wobble-eyed pollen newt...
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The Punk Pixie Manifesto
Wing Maintenance & Other Threats I was elbow-deep in wing glue and bad decisions when the messenger hit my window like a drunk moth. Shattered glass. Con...
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Echoes of Autumn and Dawn
She stood where the worlds divided, her bare feet pressed against the cracked threshold of an invisible seam, stitched together by the unseen hands of gods w...
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The Morning Drip
Glazed & Unphased It was barely 8:07 a.m. and already the pastry box was feeling... sticky. The bakery was quiet. Too quiet. A single ray of warm sunlig...
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Cheese Me Daddy
Melt With Me It was a late night in the diner. Neon lights buzzed like old secrets and the grill was still warm—hot enough to bring the meat sweats, cool en...
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Pepper Dominatrix
The Grinding Hour The steak lay there—thick, glistening, and just a touch too smug. Marbled in all the right places, it had spent the better part of the day...
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Salty and Savage - Fork Me Gently
Stab Me, Daddy At first glance, it looked like an ordinary drawer. Just your typical mix of dull butter knives, clingy teaspoons, and that one suspiciously s...
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Scrub Me Silly
The Dirty Origins In a modest bathroom somewhere between “hipster chic” and “what the hell is that smell?”, a bar of soap had enough. Day in, day out, he was...
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